Chapter 28 If you are in full bloom, the flowers and saucers will come spontaneously
In the afternoon, Su Zhe came to the venue as usual.
"The instructor is here!!" I don't know who shouted, and then a few people who didn't believe in evil ran over to take a look and confirmed that it was really the case.
"Quickly, line up the team quickly and stand up with a military posture!" Li Mingbao shouted loudly, not to mention that it was quite suitable for this former roommate to compete for the publicity committee.
Within a short while, everyone had lined up the queue.
"Not bad, you guys also know to line up the queue in advance!"
"Yes, Not Bad!"
“Much better than the next class!”
"Listen to my command below and take a rest."
"stand at attention!!!"
"Look to the right... and align!"
"Look...forward!!!"
"There is nothing much to do this afternoon, so we just need to stand in a military posture and figure out the directions to turn left!"
"Come on, if you just stand like this, you probably won't find it very exciting, so let's play some exciting games!"
"If you are interested, raise your hand and let me see!" the instructor said.
There was indeed a moment of silence, and after a while, a few little girls raised their hands. I don't know if it was because of shyness or something else, but the real situation was definitely not like this.
"What's wrong? There are only a few girls here. Where are the boys? Let me take a look!"
"Ah, there aren't any?" the instructor said, seemingly surprised.
"You guys can't do it, you have to work harder next time!"
"Chasing girls, don't be shy, come on, the instructor will give you a chance today!!!"
"All boys obey my orders!!!"
"Take a break!"
"stand at attention!"
"Boys in the second row...turn back!" the instructor shouted!
The boy below didn't know what was going on, so he could only follow the instructions. On the other hand, Su Zhe knew what he was going to do next. When he thought of this, Su Zhe felt very embarrassed.
Because what happened next was not only embarrassing for the boys, but also for the girls. I don’t know what the instructor was thinking. Anyway, I was speechless!
"Okay, all the little girls in your class, take note, this is the baby bump of your class!"
"As the saying goes: 'Don't let the rich water flow to outsiders' fields!'"
"You have to take good care of it, especially those who didn't raise their hands just now. You should take a closer look. Maybe the opportunity will come!" the instructor said meaningfully. Compared to military training,
, helping our class get out of singles is his first priority.
"Okay, all the girls in the class listen to my orders!"
"Take a break..."
"stand at attention!!!"
"Girls in the first three rows turn back!"
"Let's go together!!!"
"Hey, Su Zhe, what are they going to do?"
"I suddenly have a very bad feeling!" Bao Junyou said in a low voice. He and Su Zhe happened to be back to back, so it was more convenient for them to talk.
"Your feeling is right, but I don't know what this instructor is thinking, hey!"
"Ah, do you know something?" Bao Junyou asked.
"See for yourself, you will know next."
Su Zhe did not answer, but let Bao Junyou experience it himself, that would be more meaningful!
"Hey, I just don't know what he will do when he sees a girl?"
"I'm also looking forward to it, haha. I just don't know who will be opposite me then?"
"Why don't we get Yang Jie? I think she's quite good. She should be better than some crooked melons and cracked jujubes."
"Yang Jie should be considered tall among girls. As long as she can stand a little further back, she should be able to see it!" Su Zhe thought to himself.
This is also one of the only girls Su Zhe knows in the class!
What bad thoughts can a boy have? Who doesn’t like having a beautiful girl around him?
If not, then it proves that you are somewhat abnormal, right?
While Su Zhe was still thinking, the instructor's voice continued to sound not far away!
"Keep moving forward, yes, don't stop!!!"
"Damn it, we're not going to let these girls stand opposite us!" At this moment, Bao Junyou finally realized something and quickly rubbed Su Zhe's butt with his hand.
"What are you doing? Don't be so perverted, okay?" Su Zhe was speechless, and then explained, "Yes, that's the truth."
"Why don't you hurry up and see if there's a girl you like?" Su Zhe said maliciously.
"Ugh, no, no, I feel very bad now. I just saw a black-faced girl glance at me. I'm scared!"
"That's a bad statement. At least your sister has noticed you. You should be happy!" Su Zhe joked.
"I'm really convinced by this instructor!"
"Now I just want to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it, woohoo~"
"It's getting closer, it's uncomfortable~"
At this moment, the girls in the back three rows were less than one meter away from the boys in the front row.
"Keep walking, don't stop!"
"Hurry up, walk together, walk together!" The instructor spoke urgently.
"Hey, why don't you leave? Are you embarrassed?" The instructor said with a proud look on his face, not to mention that this was probably the happiest thing about their military training.
Then, although the instructor was urging her hard, the girl's pace was very slow, almost standing still, and she was less than two feet away from the boy.
At this moment, the boy tensed up his nerves. At this moment, how could he still not understand the instructor's careful thoughts?
They just want us boys and girls to stand face to face, and they even call it finding a partner for us!
“Stand still!!!”
When the instructor saw that it was almost done, he stopped when he saw that it was good and stopped letting them continue, otherwise the girls might really disobey his orders.
The current situation is not bad, at least it is still within my control. The next step is to think about how to make all the boys in the five rows of girls look at it!
But there are only two rows of boys, which is a bit difficult to handle. I have to think of a way. Otherwise, if some little girls don't see it, what can I do if they blame me?
"That won't work, I have to think of a solution quickly!!!"
“Yes!!!”
Suddenly the instructor had an idea, as if he had an enlightenment.
"Have you ever seen a regular pentagon?"
"It just so happens that you girls have five rows, so you three rows should demonstrate first!"
Hearing this, the girl below was at a loss. She had no idea what the instructor was going to say. Plus, what should the boy in front do now?
The girls near the front row all have their heads lowered. They don't dare to raise their heads now. The boys are either looking diagonally upward or their nostrils are pointed upward. Anyway, they don't dare to focus on the girl in front of them.
The instructor asked them to do this, but they didn’t dare to actually do it!
"Even if you have a thief heart, you don't have the courage!!!"
It's okay to take a peek on weekdays, but now it's a bit weird to stare at other girls openly like this. Besides, aren't other girls shy?
Then it's like this, with big eyes and small eyes, neither one looks at the other, it's very embarrassing, but the instructor doesn't care whether you are embarrassed or not, as long as he is happy.
"How did you learn this math? Did your physical education teacher teach it?"
"I don't even know the regular pentagon. It seems that after the summer vacation, everything was returned to the teacher, right?"
"Okay, let me explain it to you!"
"You should all know that the sum of the interior angles of a triangle is 180 degrees, right?"
“Isn’t each interior angle of an equilateral triangle equal to sixty degrees?”
"That's easy to understand. Isn't each interior angle of a regular pentagon...well...one hundred and eight degrees!!!"
"That's right, it's one hundred and eight degrees, which is a little more than ninety degrees!"
"You should know about ninety degrees, right?" the instructor asked again, as if he was asking a group of fools. Not to mention, this instructor still has some skills in mathematics.
"Well, seeing how stupid you are, I'm really convinced!" the instructor complained.
"The girls in the first row don't move, the ones in the second row come out!"
"To the left!!!"
"Let's go together..."
"Yes, that's what it looks like, yes."
"Just a little more biased." Then just like that, the two sides of the regular pentagon were finished by the instructor, but the boy at this moment was speechless.
"Why do I feel that we are like little animals being watched?" Bao Junyou said.
"Get rid of the feeling, it's better now!" Su Zhe said, what is supposed to come will come sooner or later.
"Hey, no matter what, let's lower the brim of the hat a little so that we can't be seen!" Su Zhe said. This method is very effective, but it does mean that "you can't see the mountain with a leaf!"
But fortunately, it works for now, at least much better than before. Seeing Su Zhe do this, the other boys also followed suit one by one.
"What are you boys doing?"
"What do you want to do if you keep the brim of your hat down?"
"I gave you a chance, but you're useless, why don't you lift it up!" The instructor was very angry. After saying this, he directly helped a little boy lift his hat up, and it was even higher than before.
Su Zhe glanced at it, and by chance, that boy happened to be Liu Ziqi!!!
"I really want to die laughing!" Su Zhe said, and then whispered to Bao Junyou,
"Hey, let's just worry about what to do next!"
"It feels like watching an animal show. When the regular pentagon is completed, holy shit!!!"
"How embarrassing that would be!"
"Those in the third row should walk together!!!"
Originally, they were relying on the fact that they were the girls in the back row, thinking that they didn’t have to be like the people in front, but now they followed the team out one by one with very reluctant expressions.
Just like that, the last two rows of girls also completed the last two sides under the command of the instructor Yingwu, and the regular pentagon was initially completed!!!
And everyone's mood became extremely complicated at this moment...
What is the current situation?
A regular pentagon is surrounded by five rows of girls in our class, and inside is the baby boy in our class.
This situation quickly attracted the attention of people in other classes, who all cast curious glances. Then an instructor from the next class came over and asked what the situation was.
"Damn, you still know how to play!"
"Look at the students in my class. They are standing over there and I just let them bask in the sun. How different are they from you? What are these?" The instructor from the next class came over and said. It was obvious that these two people knew each other.
.
"It's great to get some sunshine, otherwise, after the military training, the skin will still be tender and white, and that will be our dereliction of duty!" the instructor of our class said sternly.
Everyone in the next class, "..."
"Why don't you give it a try? Otherwise, wouldn't there be no joy in this military training?"
Hearing this, the instructor from the next class thought for a while, and then nodded silently, "It seems to be the same. Let's talk about it later. Let's watch your performance first!"
Then my instructor will start to show off.
"What's wrong with you little boy? Look at the sister in front of you. What's so interesting about the big tree in the distance?"
"If you don't look at so many beautiful girls in front of you and go to see what Dashu said, you are really letting down my good intentions!" Then the instructor patted the boy on the shoulder, looking like he was let down.
look.
Moreover, the instructor's voice was very loud, just for fear that other classes would not be able to hear it. Moreover, at this time, everyone is basically standing in military posture and not doing other training items, so everyone is listening and watching very much.
serious.
This made everyone even more embarrassed. It was already uncomfortable to be surrounded by a group of girls, but now having to be watched by a group of people from other classes was like watching a monkey in a circus.
"Now, everyone is whispering below..."
"Okay, everyone, listen to my command!!!" Upon seeing this, the instructor quickly gave the order.
"Stop deserting!!"
"Can't wait anymore?"
"Don't be anxious, there will be plenty of time later!"
"It's not even half of the time."
"Take a break!!!"
"stand at attention!"
"Keep your head up, chest out, and look forward!" the instructor said with a bad smile.
"Is this person probably having some bad taste?" Su Zhe thought in his mind. He remembered that he was not so perverted in his previous life. At most, he could only stare at each other from the front and back rows.
"I can't even tell what the situation is now!"
"It seems that the timeline has changed somewhere. Some things are no longer developing in the same direction as before, but they are just some branches. The general direction will not change."
At this time, Su Zhe raised his head and looked forward. He had a very good view. He could see girls on three sides at most. If he turned his head a little, he could probably see more.
"Let me also take a closer look at the level of the female soldiers in our class."
Immediately, Su Zhe's eyes were attracted by a slender figure, mainly because that girl was really outstanding on that side.
Even if she was wearing ill-fitting military training clothes, she could not hide her charm and temperament, especially the silver-white large-framed glasses perched on the bridge of her nose, which were particularly conspicuous under the reflection of the sun.
Even wearing military training clothes, it was difficult to hide her beauty. "Hey, I'm surprised. I didn't notice it before. Is there such a person in the class?"
"It seems to be called Fang or something, but I can't seem to remember the specific name. What is it called?"
Su Zhe's eyes were very calm. He was not like others who were either dodging or not knowing where to look. This was just a basic skill for Su Zhe who was born again.
I don't know why, but Su Zhe is particularly attracted to girls wearing big-framed glasses. Maybe it's because of the youthful aesthetic.
Anyway, she looks very clean, pure, and easy to like, unlike some low-spirited girls who dress in flashy clothes and make people annoyed just by looking at her.
At this moment, she seemed to have noticed Su Zhe's gaze. Looking towards this side, they were almost face to face, so it was easy to see each other.
The moment his eyes met, Su Zhe didn't dodge. He knew that if you dodge, the girl would most likely think you were guilty of trespassing, and would only peek.
Then it will subconsciously lower your first impression, and it will be difficult for you to have opportunities in the future. Girls are such strange animals.
On the contrary, Su Zhe looked at her directly, his eyes were very soft, without any purpose or aggression, and gave people the impression of being very gentle, yes, very gentle.
"Small, that's it, I want to see how many seconds you can hold on without moving away!" Su Zhe thought to himself, since the level of Neptune was upgraded to the first level, his mental quality has also improved a lot.
As expected by Su Zhe, she looked away in just a few seconds, "Haha, not bad, I can still hold on for a few seconds." Su Zhe praised secretly in his heart.
"What will this girl be thinking next? It must be that this boy was peeking at me just now, but it doesn't seem to be entirely true. Maybe he was in a daze..."
"At this time, she will definitely look at you again. It won't be long before she has to judge her inner suspicion."
Sure enough, less than half a minute later, when she cast her eyes again, she did not see the scene she wanted to see, because at this time, Su Zhe was looking forward with firm eyes.
It was as if what happened just now didn't exist at all, "Did I see... wrong..." The girl was very confused.
Obviously, Su Zhe succeeded. This is called understanding girls' psychology. Otherwise, the more you take the initiative to flirt with other girls, the more likely they will ignore you.
Then, when you have no hope, I will chat with you for a few words to give you a little hope. In fact, it is just treating you as a dispensable spare tire.
It's just that it still has some effect now. This is also the experience Su Zhe summed up after four years of dog licking experience.
Girls, that's it, you can't get used to it. The more you get used to it, the more her temper will come out, and she will think that she should have been treated like this.
If you meet the right person, you can, but if you pay the wrong person, it will be a big injustice. At this time, you must stop the loss in time, otherwise it will be the same as Su Zhe's previous life.
Not only did I fail to study well, my relationship was still a mess, and in the end I was nothing...
In fact, the best way to retaliate against a woman is not to ignore her, delete her, or block her, but to treat yourself well and become a better person.
Don't chase the wind. The wind can't be touched or chased. It's better to change yourself, make yourself self-disciplined, excellent, and let go of your messy thoughts!
Let the person who once disliked or even belittled you see yourself getting better step by step. This is the best way to get revenge on a woman.
If that time really comes, there is no need to worry that no one likes you, because "if you bloom, the flowers will bloom and the butterflies will come!" So there is no need to lower your bottom line for one person.
"Shh~~"
The sound of a whistle came from the distance. Everyone who heard this sound for the first time may not know what it was about, but it was actually to let everyone take a rest.
In this way, everyone spent a difficult hour in an awkward atmosphere.
"Okay, you guys should rest for 10 minutes first!"
"Those who need to go to the toilet or drink water should hurry up," the instructor said.
Hearing this, everyone immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and the tense nerves were relaxed at this moment. "Fuck, I'm really speechless!" Bao Junyou was the first to complain.
"What's wrong? You're not happy to see your sister?"
"Honestly, do you have a sister you like?"
Su Zhe joked, and then immediately pulled Bao Junyou to the walkway in the shade.
Seeing this, other dormmates came over, and the boys from other dormitories also gathered around. At this moment, the boys were really tied to a pair of pants.
"Hey, it's really annoying. I've never seen such an awesome instructor!" someone complained.
"Who says it's not the case? It's just that the girls on my side are not that good and I don't like them very much!" one of the boys who gathered around said.
So someone immediately echoed: "Brother, how did you do it? We don't even dare to look at girls, so please share your experience!"
"Actually, it's not bad. I just looked at it secretly a few times, but then I didn't dare to look at it. Who dares to really keep staring at other girls, then they have really fallen into the instructor's trap?"
"It seems to be true, but there is no way now. It only takes ten minutes, and we will probably gather soon!"
"By the way, is there anyone in our class who wants to buy water?" Bao Junyou said, then looked at a group of boys.
"Yes, but not now. You have to wait until the second big break. Then you will buy water. If you don't think about it now, you can buy it yourself, but you may not be able to make it in time.
." Su Zhe said.
"Hey, I don't know what kind of water I will buy!"
"It would be great if you could bring me a bottle of iced Coke!"
"What are you thinking about?"
"Is the Coke even better?"
"It would be nice to buy you ice dew!" Su Zhe said, but it would be too much to really buy ice dew. After all, we also paid the class fee.
"Don't worry about it, you'll find out when you get to the break between classes!" Su Zhe continued.
"Shh~"
Just when everyone was still discussing what water to drink, the whistle sounded again. The 10 minutes went by really quickly.
And everyone once again heard the instructor's voice demanding a beating, "Everyone has started to prepare. Stand the team as before!"
"I want to see what is so shy about you, how can you be like this?"
"You have to be bold when chasing girls. You can't hold your head up when you see other girls. What do you think you are like?"
"I originally thought that you had recorded the appearance of your favorite sister as early as an hour ago, and then as soon as get out of class was over, you couldn't wait to find her and ask for her contact information!"
"But you boys really disappoint me. Why can't you understand my hard work?"
"I didn't expect you all to get together during the break. How can you do this?"
"There's nothing like what I want to see?"
"Are you shy?" the instructor asked.
"Really?" Then he came in from among the girls and asked a boy.
"yes!"
"Next time when I ask again, I will add Report to the Instructor in front of it!"
"Did you hear that clearly?"
"Report to the instructor, listen clearly!" the boy replied.
"Put your hat on and remember to imagine, otherwise how can you attract girls' attention?" After the instructor finished speaking, he also tidied up the appearance of the boy in front of him, which immediately caused several girls to snicker.
"Okay, I have given you the opportunity. The rest of the time will depend on your performance. There is only so much I can help you with!"
"But so are you girls. There are so many of you, but none of you are brave?"
"Are you all waiting for boys to take the initiative?"
"I'm telling you, girls who wait for boys to take the initiative are idiots!"
"You don't even think about it, which of those outstanding boys knows how to be flashy?"
"On the contrary, you just like those who talk nicely!"
"In the end, you were deceived and cried, and then you regretted it?" You should hurry up and find one, otherwise you will be waiting for more scumbags, the instructor said as if he has experienced it.
At this time, the people below were really listening attentively. Even Su Zhe nodded, "Finally, I said something decent!"
Regarding his words, Su Zhe held a positive attitude. The situation he said was roughly like this. Which well-educated and serious boy would use sweet words to make a girl happy?
Then in the next hour, everyone got used to it a little, no longer like it was at the beginning, but began to try to find the person they like, or the person they like.
It was late, but it was fast. An hour passed quickly, and the whistle sounded again. This time it was the recess time, which lasted half an hour.
This also gives everyone enough time to drink water, buy things, etc. If you want to have a meal at this time, you can.
It just so happens that there are not many people in the cafeteria right now. If it were to be the time when school was over, the cafeteria would be completely dark, as they were all those who had just finished their military training.
This dissuaded many sophomores and seniors, who couldn’t help but sigh, “Freshmen are really fierce!” This chapter has been completed!