Xu Shuai walked into the dormitory building humming a little tune.
He was in a pretty good mood.
He felt that the distance between him and squad leader Chen Fei had suddenly become closer, and the two of them could be brothers.
At the door of the dormitory building, the guard on duty disappeared somewhere, so Xu Shuai took three steps and two steps at a time, and came to stand in front of the grooming mirror.
"Oh - why am I so handsome?"
He shook his head.
In his imagination, his long flowing hair was tossed to one side.
After standing still, he moved his face a little closer to the mirror, admiring himself in the mirror, and sighed: "As expected of a man who relies on his face to make a living!"
He was narcissistic for a while, until he heard the footsteps of the attendant on duty, and then he rushed up the stairs like a thief.
"Xu Shuai!"
As soon as he reached the corner of the stairs, he was caught by Ma Chao, who had been waiting for him for a long time.
"Ma Chao, why aren't you sleeping yet?" Xu Shuai looked at Ma Chao puzzled.
The lights-out signal is about to blow. At this time, everyone is usually lying on the bed.
"Xu Shuai, what did you do just now?" Ma Chao looked like he was interrogating a prisoner, with a serious expression and a stern tone.
"What else can I do? Just walk around in a circle!" Xu Shuai pushed away Ma Chao and walked up the stairs.
But Ma Chao caught him again.
"Xu Shuai, tell me honestly, what did you do just now?"
Xu Shuai didn't answer and just wanted to break away and go to the dormitory, but Ma Chao grabbed him and made him unable to move.
Xu Shuai was a little annoyed: "Ma Chao, what do you want to do?"
"Let me ask you, what did you do just now?"
"What else can I do? I'll go out to find a rich woman. That's all right, right?" Xu Shuai replied impatiently.
Finding a rich woman is Xu Shuai's ideal.
Ma Chao once described Xu Shuai like this. He said that Xu Shuai's ideal in life is to meet a rich and beautiful woman by chance one day. The two of them fight with thunder and fire all night, and then the rich woman vows to drip her kindness.
There is no end to the reports from Quanxiang...
But Xu Shuai's perfunctory approach didn't work. Ma Chao still pulled him. Ma Chao frowned and said in a deep voice: "Today is really wrong, especially you and Lin Yu. What's going on with you? You seem to have changed."
Like a person?"
"Why does he look like a different person?" Xu Shuai was puzzled.
"Lin Yu no longer goes against the squad leader. Not only does he not do anything right, he also does what the squad leader says and is very obedient. The two of them are like good brothers. Now, even you are the same."
"I have never been against the monitor in the first place," Xu Shuai said.
"Look! Let me just say it's different. Even the tone of voice is different. People who don't know would think that you and the squad leader have been having an affair for a long time!"
"What do you mean, Ma Chao, why do you speak so unpleasantly?" Xu Shuai was dissatisfied.
"Xu Shuai, you were not like this before. Last week, you were the one who spoke ill of the monitor behind my back with me..."
"Ma Chao, what are you talking about!" Xu Shuai was startled and hurriedly covered Ma Chao's mouth. Then he looked around guiltily and found that no one was paying attention. He was relieved, but he still hurriedly warned:
"Ma Chao, you are not allowed to say such things in the future. Remember, I have never said anything bad about the monitor behind his back, never!"
Ma Chao didn't speak, he just looked at Xu Shuai like a gorilla. After a while, he sighed: "Xu Shuai, you have really changed! You have changed your mind!"
"What do you mean I have changed my mind! Can you please speak properly!" Xu Shuai couldn't laugh or cry.
"Last week we swore together to be good brothers who spoke ill of the monitor behind his back. I didn't expect you would change in just one weekend!"
Xu Shuai couldn't laugh or cry.
"You have changed, and so has Lin Yu. Our Class 8 is about to change!" Ma Chao sighed: "Xu Sanduo has been the squad leader for a long time, and Cheng Cai has betrayed the organization long ago. Now, Lin Yu has rebelled, and so have you.
They rebelled, alas, the people's hearts are scattered, and it's hard to lead the team!"
"Ma Chao, what nonsense are you talking about?" Xu Shuai didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"Xu Shuai, can you honestly tell me what you and the monitor just talked about in the small garden?"
"Holy shit, Ma Chao, you're spying on me!" Xu Shuai was dissatisfied when he heard this.
"What is surveillance? It's like I'm the one at fault. You betrayed me and I happened to catch you. Do you understand? You're the one at fault!" Ma Chao said plausibly.
Xu Shuai couldn't laugh or cry. After thinking about it, he answered truthfully: "Actually, we didn't talk about anything. We just chatted casually. The squad leader asked me where I was from. I said I was from Danjiang, and then we talked about Danjiang.
River......"
After saying this, Xu Shuai said seriously: "Ma Chao, actually I think the monitor is not that annoying. Really...he..."
But before he could say the next words, Ma Chao said: "Forget it Xu Shuai, you don't need to explain, I know everything!" As soon as he finished speaking, he turned around and trotted up the stairs and ran back to the dormitory.
.
"well--"
Xu Shuai sighed and shook his head, feeling a little helpless.
But he was too lazy to say anything more. It was getting late today, so he should go wash up first and talk about anything tomorrow.
It would be bad if you are late and get scolded by the monitor again!
Xu Shuai quickly returned to the dormitory, took the washbasin and the bowl, and went to the water room to wash his face and brush his teeth.
When he rushed back to the dormitory, he was still outside the door, and suddenly he heard Ma Chao's voice: "Squad leader, try this, this is good stuff, it tastes good, and it is very tonic, especially for men."
"Forget it, I've brushed my teeth!"
"Then brush it again, monitor, you really try it, it's delicious, really, I lied to you like a puppy!"
Xu Shuai walked to the door, and his eyes widened in an instant. Damn it, Ma Chao actually took out the snacks he had treasured for a long time to flatter the squad leader.
He got that bag of snacks with great difficulty. Not to mention the price, the key was that it was very difficult to buy. He endured it several times but couldn't bear to eat it. He kept it in his locker, waiting for this important New Year's Day this year.
I will use it to enjoy it in my days, but Ma Chao is so stupid...
In an instant, he felt his blood pressure soar.
Who knew that after Ma Chao saw him, he smiled and said, "Xu Shuai, would you like some? Oh, yes, you just finished brushing your teeth, forget it, next time!"
Xu Shuai was so angry, but he couldn't get angry, so he had to endure it.
"Squad leader, where is your hometown?" Ma Chao took the initiative to chat with Chen Fei.
"YN."
"Yeah - squad leader, you are from YN. It is a good place. I like it very much. The mountains, water and people there are good. Especially the sky there is so blue and pure. I think there is nothing like it in the world.