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Chapter 126: A joke with the East China Sea

In my mind, strange painting information appears.

In reality, the blue light group floating in front of Gao Yi also shined brilliantly, illuminating the entire room as if a time and space portal had opened!

"Wow——"

Xiao Di was lying on the bed, already in a daze.

From the very beginning, the whole flute was confused. First, it saw Gao Yishen mysteriously, put a bunch of things together, then muttered to himself, and clapped again, how could a bunch of things come together like this?

"Xiao Gao, what is this?!"

Xiao Di jumped down from the bookcase and jumped over immediately after taking a few steps.

"What?"

Gao Yi turned sideways, his brows filled with high spirits. He stretched his hand into the light group and pinched it with his fingers.

Suddenly, Gao Yi pulled out a sapphire-blue card and showed it with a wave of his hand: "Let you see it -"

Xiaodi's eyes widened.

So dazzling!

On the card, the background is deep darkness, but orange-red lights with faults and warnings flash in it, as if warning of an impending disaster.

A face appeared first from the darkness, and then Gao Yi's outstanding figure approached the card like a leisurely stroll.

Gao Yi's face was covered by a mask of unknown material, which seemed to be reflected by a dark light somewhere, giving off a faint cold glow.

In the dark and silver-grey suit, a pair of white gloves are displayed front and back, and the slender five fingers are slowly clenching tightly.

Suddenly, he twitched his palm. A cane was immediately pulled out, and Gao Yi pushed it to the ground.

Snap!

As if commanded by some kind of spirit, the darkness in the background completely changed, turning into a scarlet curtain on the stage with a "swish" sound.

On the scene, Gao Yi showed a greeting and bowed slightly. The card surface solidified at this moment, and the performance of special effects and animations ended.

——[Black Humor]!

"I'm sorry!"

Gao Yi performed a curtain call move on Xiao Di. The latter completely ignored the fact that he was slapped in the face and just hung on Gao Yi like a koala, screaming.

"Xiao Gao, you finally got a new form! Let me see your abilities!"

From Xiao Di's perspective, there is no essential difference between Gao Yi's strange paintings and the various changes in his Siren Head family.

Therefore, when new paintings appear, they often think that Gao Yi has obtained other forms of his family.

Needless to say, Xiao Di said, Gao Yi himself still wanted to try it.

After careful inspection, Gao Yi already had a preliminary impression of the exclusive affix [instant performance].

"This affix ability should be very similar to the mini-game where you click on an interactive object and then trigger an event."

Gao Yi recalled many childhood games, and their mechanisms were exactly the same as "instant performance".

However, a conjecture is still a conjecture. Whether it is true or not, we have to try it first to know.

"[Black Humor]—Come on!"

Gao Yi's originally rather bulky winter coat immediately disappeared in the interplay of light and shadow.

He took one step forward, and it was like the neutral painting on the card came to reality. With the overall color matching, jet black and silver gray intertwined, an outstanding and mysterious temperament suddenly spread.

"Physical fitness is pretty good."

Gao Yi felt his body, compared it with the feeling when using other sapphire paintings, and made a preliminary evaluation of the frontal combat ability of [Black Humor].

The frontal combat ability of [Black Humor] should belong to the lower group of Sapphire Painting, far lower than [Call of the Mountains], lower than [Lingshi Armor], and probably on the same level as [Ode to Ice and Snow].

But this is not important.

After all, functional exotic paintings naturally have to look like functional exotic paintings. Want to make [Mountains Call] sit on the bench? Don’t be kidding. With Gao Yi’s current background, even if he sells him, he can’t customize it.

Different paintings.

Gao Yi came back to his senses and was ready to try [sexual humor].

Remember that [instant performance] requires that there must be a possibility before it can be triggered... Gao Yi slowly glanced around the items in his room, and finally focused on the lamp.

"Xiao Di, do you think there is a possibility that the lights in my room will suddenly go out?" Gao Yi looked at Xiao Di in a persuasive manner.

"It's possible." Xiao Di analyzed Zheng'erbajing.

Gao Yi waved his hand: "Nonono, it's not that it's possible, but you can do it at any time if you want. In fact, this is the highest probability."

Xiao Di nodded. Using the siren head's ability, it can indeed affect the circuit of this house or even the entire building, but what does this have to do with Gao Yi's new form?

"We'll see--"

Gao Yi put his index finger in front of his lips: "This house is going to lose power."

Gulu

Hey...

Snap!

With a slight sound of electricity, the whole room suddenly fell into darkness. Under the light of the lanterns of the ice and snow ceremony tree, Gao Yi and Xiao Di looked at each other for a while, and Xiao Di shouted in surprise.

"Xiao Gao, have you finally awakened to your family's abilities?! Are you the legendary humanoid policeman... Wuwuwu!"

Gao Yi tied the flute into a rice dumpling and threw it aside.

Outside the door, my cousin's cursing voice sounded.

"Oh, why is the power outage at this time? I'm going to the toilet! Ayi? Ayi? Please help me, I can't find the paper..."

Gao Yi shrugged and read out the disclaimer softly: "It's just a joke."

Bang!

Suddenly there was a bright light in the room, and the lights in the whole room suddenly returned to normal.

The cousin's voice sounded at the door: "Okay? Okay! Ayi, you don't have to come, I saw..."

Snap!

The whole house was plunged into darkness again.

This was Gao Yi's performance again, and at the same time he issued the third item [immediate performance]: "In the bathroom, the paper my cousin saw before is not where it is."

In the bathroom, my cousin looked at the world that had plunged into darkness again, and the whole screen was full of fucked up thoughts in his mind: "Wasn't it better before? Why is it dark again!"

Didn’t I just bring my mobile phone with me for once? How about this?

Mu De, but fortunately, I saw the position of the paper clearly before, so I just need to use my feet to hook it over...

In the darkness, my cousin stretched out his feet and tried to explore in the imaginary direction.

Sudden.

Snap!

There was a crisp sound.

My cousin's face turned green.

Because he realized that he accidentally kicked the tissue away.

Now, who the hell knows where the paper towels went?!

Wrong day!

"Ayi——!"

Hearing the heartbreaking cry for help from the bathroom, Gao Yi tried hard to control his facial expression and said in a calm tone: "It's just a joke."

For a moment, the lights were bright.

Xiao Di broke free from the bonds, looked at Gao Yi, and couldn't help but ask: "These phenomena seem to be happening, but they are just illusions like illusions."

"It's okay to deal with ordinary people, but if the target's spirit is strong enough, it may not be so effective."

Gao Yi naturally knew what it meant, so he cleared his throat, nodded and said: "Of course I know this, please be patient, I have an important event yet to come."

The highlight?

Xiao Di didn't know why.

——9:03pm——

Gao Yi turned on his mobile phone and checked the weather forecast at random. It showed: There will be a light rain around eleven o'clock.

Gao Yi's eyes suddenly lit up and he looked at Xiao Di: "Follow me!"

After saying that, he took the flute to the window, and together they stared at the bright and feasting night scene outside.

Seeing Xiao Di still looking confused, Gao Yi smiled: "Now, Donghai and I are making a joke, so just take it as a belated greeting."

His eyes suddenly became deep, he raised his finger and said softly: "Let it rain."

——[The Killing Joke]!

Whoosh!

The night wind suddenly howled——

The clouds that were supposed to rain only around midnight seemed to be stimulated by something and actually started raining early!

Wow…

Between heaven and earth, a night rain suddenly fell, covering the entire East China Sea below.

Inadvertently, many people who had no time to prepare were beaten to pieces.


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