"Cousin, actually the classmates I carried home were all men." Gao Yi decided to confess.
"male?!"
My cousin stood up suddenly, his eyes widened: "You're not even a man..."
"What do you mean by calling me Lian Nan..."
Gao Yi almost vomited blood: "It's just a normal social activity."
"what activity?"
"Gao Yule, I have tolerated you for a long time!"
——Beep——
"What, the female classmate has gone home long ago."
"Hey, Ayi, you told me earlier, why didn't you tell me earlier?"
My cousin laughed heartily: "Although we are not biological brothers, we are better than real brothers. Why don't you just explain everything clearly?"
Gao Yi stared at his panda eyes.
My cousin and I are so unlucky to have a brother like you.
But it's okay, I can finally sleep.
However, my cousin made another move: "Hey, but having said that, Ayi, you don't mind if I ask your classmates about tonight's activities, right?"
"Ah, don't think too much about it. I'm just worried that you are young, ignorant, and will go astray. I just want to fulfill my responsibility as a brother."
"..."
Gao Yi began to sweat on his forehead.
Why does he hit the mark every time... Last time it was Xiaodi, this time it's Ice and Snow Adventure...
Gao Yidu had already hypnotized others into thinking that he was dreaming. If he asked his cousin to ask again, wouldn't this reveal his secret right away?
Don’t let your cousin ask...
Gao Yi looked at his cousin's face, and his cousin also looked at him with a smile.
A few seconds passed.
It was hard for Gao Yi to imagine that a person could act out a smile that was superficial and not smiling at all in just a few seconds.
You have to divert his attention first!
Gao Yi searched around with his peripheral vision, and suddenly found a bag of hot pot ingredients lying at his cousin's feet.
The hot pot hasn’t started yet?
My cousin won't wait at the door specially for me, right?
Gao Yi sniffed and suddenly felt a little moved.
In this season of heavy snowfall, when you get cold and cold outside, there are still people at home who care about you and are waiting for you to come back, just to let you have a hot meal...
Gao Yi pointed to the ingredients on the ground and said, "These dishes are all here, why don't you eat them?"
"Shh!"
My cousin pulled Gao Yi aside mysteriously: "There seems to be something wrong with our bathroom. I don't dare to fill the electric stove. Otherwise, I would have eaten and gone to bed now..."
Gao Yi pushed his cousin away.
This shit is just a waste of my tears.
"I'll pour it."
After pouring the water cleanly, Gao Yi plugged in the electric stove.
At the door of the toilet, my cousin was still looking around. He touched the back of his head and wondered: "Isn't this right? I heard some noise before?"
Gao Yi tore open the bottom of the pot and poured it down: "You are just scaring yourself."
Topic changing battle, great success!
The aroma gradually spread, and my cousin, who hadn't had dinner yet, had no time to worry about the toilet and immediately sat down opposite Gao Yi.
Mushrooms, green vegetables, bamboo shoots, meatballs, dried tofu, potato slices...
A lot of ingredients are floating in the red pot, and just looking at them makes people want to eat.
Gao Yi held the chopsticks and was about to pick them up.
Snapped.
One chopstick caught Gao Yi's chopsticks.
"Hey! Little brother, you have to follow the order of eating." My cousin looked like he had watched too many martial arts movies.
The corner of Gao Yi's mouth twitched: "Why don't you love the young?"
"I love children!"
"I will die for smelting copper!"
Snapped!
Snapped!
Snapped!
Two pairs of chopsticks clashed in the air.
At this time, a backpack moved to Gao Yi's feet, and a hand stretched out from it and tugged on his trouser leg.
Gao Yi suddenly became famous and was snatched away by his cousin.
"I win!"
"Xiao Di, what are you doing?" Gao Yi reached down and took Xiao Di's hand away.
This guy doesn't wake up early or late. Why does he wake up when he's doing dinner?
"hungry."
Xiao Di pointed to his mouth: "Fanfan."
"Wait, hurry up."
Gao Yi picked up a piece of mutton. He looked at the tender mutton, and then at the eager Xiaodi.
I'm afraid the meat is undercooked, so I'll try it first.
Ah woo.
Gao Yi picked up a piece of green cabbage. He looked at the red and green green cabbage, and then looked at the eager Xiaodi.
This dish may not be cooked yet, I'll try it first.
Ah woo.
The flute below waited for a few minutes, but when it saw that Gao Yi had not made any move, it moved around anxiously: "I have done meritorious service for Mr. Gao, and I want to serve him a meal!"
"Just what's right."
Gao Yi quickly held down its head and persuaded in a low voice: "If you don't want to bring [Samoyed Nameplate], how can you serve it on the table?"
[Samoyed Nameplate] is an item that Gao Yi drew during the first show time. Its function is to disguise the appearance of a target and turn it into a dog Samoyed.
It turned out that Gao Yi wanted to give Xiao Di a leash so that he could roam around openly, but he refused with dignity.
Gao Yi now brings up old matters again: "Where is your dignity?"
A snow-white trumpet Samoyed suddenly jumped onto the table and took the Gaoyi bowl away.
"Woof woof! (I am Mr. Gao's dog!)"
???
The cousin on the side was not surprised at all when he saw the Samoyed coming out. He smiled gently: "You kid, I know what secrets you hide."
"The food in the refrigerator has been running low in the past few days. I was wondering if you...had a pet."
Hey, you just wanted to say imprisonment, right?
"This fox is pretty good."
Um?
fox??
Gao Yi asked tentatively: "Cousin, is there a possibility that it is actually a Samoyed?"
"I've seen it in the TV series. This is a fox. It's exactly the same." My cousin confirmed.
Gao Yi picked up a new bowl and decided to shut up.
The hot pot made a sizzling sound, with large amounts of steam rising. It was quickly shared by the two of them with just one flute.
Gao Yi yawned and was about to go back to his room to sleep when he was suddenly stopped by his cousin again!
"Ayi, you don't think that this is the end of the matter, do you?" My cousin's smile gradually became wilder.
Gao Yi was speechless: "What else do you want to do?"
"snort!"
My cousin stretched out his hands and swiped it like a peacock spreading its tail. The large PS4 disc reflected light under the light.
"Repent, Ayi."
"I'll show you, the game is more fun!"
The cousin looked resolute, and his face flashed with a brilliance that Gao Yi had never seen before. He raised the handle and stretched out a palm.
"Come! Fight hand in hand with me!"
Xiao Di's little dog eyes were full of doubts.
It looked at its cousin, then at Gao Yi. It suddenly discovered that Gao Yi was fully armed at this time!
Gao Yi raised the handle and smiled ghostly: "I will let you - exclaim my micro-management!"
With great skill, the two of them climbed over the sofa and came to the thrones on the left and right.
"I will attack in Gundam form!"
"I will attack in Gundam form!"
In unison: “Lincoln is dead—!”
"Wuhu!"
On a snowy night, Room 404, Building 6, Renhe Homes was like a battlefield, with constant crackling sounds.
Xiao Di took off the dog tag and climbed onto his little bed on the high stool.
I hope these two idiots don't start arguing too early.
Otherwise, I will use my ability to stop their equipment.
…
"Hello? Yes, it's me."
"Okay, I understand, um, um."
"Oh, old team leader, you're going to get angry when you say that. Don't worry, don't worry, I will definitely find out where that guy is coming from."
"In April, the General Administration's jury will come?"
"Okay, okay, it's settled like that? Okay! Uh-huh."
The director put down the phone, and his smiling face suddenly turned indifferent.
"How are you doing with Siren Head, and the man who ordered it?"
An assistant stepped forward and lowered his head to report: "After verification, the siren head has been determined to be the cause of the drill error."
The director grabbed a pen and asked without raising his head: "Where is the person who ordered it?"
"Still...still right..." Beads of sweat dripped down the assistant's forehead.
The director asked casually: "Is the facial recognition correct?"
"No. The equipment is malfunctioning and there is no record..."
Snapped!
The signature pen fell at the assistant's feet and shattered.
The assistant's head lowered.
He heard a voice in front of him: "Who was the reporter of this incident, and who was the first person to handle it?"
"The whistleblower...is still unclear."
"The person handling it...is Director Song."
"Where is he now?"
"..."
"I asked you where he is."
"i...icu..."
"What did you say?" The director wondered if his ears were broken.
"ICU?"
"Yes, it is."
The assistant didn't even dare to take a breath: "Director Song and the members of the second team were seriously injured and are still being rescued."
"Didn't they withdraw a long time ago?" The director frowned.
"I……"
I do not know either!
The assistant wanted to die.
I don’t know, I really don’t know!
Who knows why those people who walked out fine suddenly vomited blood and fell to the ground one by one!
"Get me a car."
"I'll go over and take a look."
Snap, snap.
As the sound of leather shoes scraping against the floor faded away, the assistant let out a long sigh of relief.