Chapter 131: Wine for losing one’s virginity? Wine for losing one’s soul!
In the vegetable garden, Zhang Wei laid out snacks.
Xie Min, Zhang Wei and 626 sat around, chatting while eating and drinking.
Xie Min said: "So, you are Chef Tam's nephew and you are here to investigate the cause of his disappearance?"
Zhang Wei said with a sad face: "My uncle is very talented. Although he is a bit irritable, he has never hurt anyone. After all, he attacked him."
"You... don't be too sad. He is just missing and his life is not necessarily in danger."
"By the way, after my uncle disappeared, who was responsible for delivering food to the lords?"
"The Crane City chain burger restaurant, although their chef has also disappeared, there are still many very capable chefs."
"Oh~ thanks! I have an idea."
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Six hours later, a strong crab monster slowly entered the Fairyland Palace pushing a food cart.
Mr. Krabs has been in a very bad mood recently. Ever since the Octopus incident, the burger restaurant has been in chaos for a long time. If it weren't for a few capable backup chefs, the restaurant would have collapsed.
The whole day was full of worries, so Mr. Crab had no choice but to take the opportunity of delivering food to relax.
It's still the same intersection, the same stupid young guard, and the same familiar plot.
"Stop, who are you? This is an important place in the core area. No one is allowed to enter!"
Boss Xie said helplessly: "I'm in a hurry to deliver the food. I'm the owner of the Hecheng burger chain. Is there anyone in Hecheng who doesn't know?"
"I don't care, just follow the rules and fill out the form!"
"Okay, then hurry up..."
"Name."
"Eugene Krabs, but everyone calls me Mr. Krabs."
"gender."
"Male crab."
"Address...contact information...how many people are in the family...why did my ex-wife divorce...where does my daughter Zhenzhen go to school...the store's revenue..."
Mr. Crab said angrily: "Why do you have to ask so many gossipy questions when filling out the form! Where does Zhenzhen go to school and what does it have to do with delivering hamburgers!"
"Okay, I know enough!"
Give Old Crab a hand knife and replace all the food on the dining car.
Pushing open the door, an old acquaintance, Lord Claude, walked towards him.
"Mr. Crab, congratulations on getting rich. I'm looking good lately. It looks like something good will come to my door."
Claude is a versatile person, and he looks like this to everyone.
Zhang Wei looked around and saw that there was no sign of the Golden Horn or the Silver Horn. Even the Lords only had five people left.
"Five... if they make a sneak attack, the probability of instant solution is low..."
Zhang Wei smiled like a philistine: "Old Crab, I am in a good mood today, so I have specially prepared some good things for you."
On the dining car, jars of fruit wine were piled neatly.
Claude wondered: "Now there are only five of us left in the Immortal Palace. We don't dare to drink and cause trouble during this sensitive period."
"Hey, I don't know how much you drink? Don't worry, it's all fruit wine. It not only quenches your thirst, but it's not intoxicating either."
A few people didn't refuse, but they didn't take it either. Instead, they focused on the burgers.
After taking a bite, Claude's eyes widened!
"This burger... tastes so good!"
"How can it be so delicious! Try it quickly!"
"Mr. Krabs, how did you do it?"
Zhang Wei smiled mysteriously and said secretly: "The good things I have prepared are not just fruit wine."
"A few days ago, I happened to receive a batch of salt essence. This thing is added to the meat patties. It tastes amazing. I specially made some for you to try!"
"Salt essence?"
"That is a rare good thing. It is said that it is very rare in the human world. Mr. Krabs really has connections!"
In the Kingdom of Clouds, there is less salt and more sugar, and the common people eat fruits and vegetables. As for the aristocracy, the diet is naturally dominated by noble salty tastes.
And treasures like salt essence are enough to excite Claude and others.
The amount of salt added by Zhang Wei was so heavy that the burger had lost some of its flavor, but it still couldn't withstand the enthusiasm of the lords.
Opening the wine jar, Zhang Weidao said: "You are so salty, drink some fruit wine to quench your thirst. The combination of this burger and fruit wine is wonderful!"
Claude hesitated, picked up the glass and drank half of it.
"Smash~~ It's refreshing and sweet, and the wine taste is really not very strong. What kind of fruit wine is this? It tastes really good."
"As I said, this fruit wine is not intoxicating, so you can drink it with confidence!"
The burgers are dry and need to be paired with drinks. Both Blue Star and Shiji like to pair them with some Feizhai Happy Water. Coupled with Zhang Wei's extra salt, this situation is even more serious.
And Zhang Wei's real killer move lies in this wine.
One altar after another...
The taste of these drinks is not much different from fruit juice. Claude and others are just like drinks.
"Hiccup~ What a perfect match, eh, what's wrong with me..."
“Mr.
Claude chose a comfortable position to chat with Zhang Wei: "This wine tastes really good~ Does it have a good name?"
"Lose virginity wine."
"Huh? What a weird name."
"This wine rarely appears in formal banquets, usually in feasts and feasts."
"This fruity flavor is really suitable for that charming atmosphere."
Zhang Wei smiled and shook his head: "This wine has evil intentions."
"The alcohol content of this wine is not low, probably between 20-25, which is already the alcohol content of some rice wine and sake. Ordinary people will feel dizzy after drinking one pound."
"but!"
"The ingredients of this wine include a lot of lemon juice, mint to neutralize the flavor of alcohol, caffeine, taurine, etc. In addition, these bubbles are not carbon dioxide, but nitrous oxide!"
Nitrous oxide, also known as laughing gas, is a medical anesthetic gas and the raw material for nitrogen acceleration. In recent years, it has also been sold by criminals as an addictive drug, harming ignorant people.
Claude's eyes became more and more confused, and his brain was extremely unclear.
He even said stupidly: "Wow, that's amazing~ As expected of Mr. Krabs~"
Zhang Wei squatted down and continued to explain: "The human body has a protective mechanism. After excessive alcohol intake, it will cause slow movement, sleepiness, vomiting and other phenomena, thus warning the brain to stop alcohol intake."
"But nitrous oxide and caffeine have strong stimulant effects and can paralyze the central nervous system, causing the human body to lose its alertness. When you feel drunk, you are not far from alcohol poisoning."
"Mr. Claude, do you understand?"
"Mr. Claude?"
He ignored Zhang Wei, only the sound of snoring gradually sounded.
Except for Claude, the other four lords also slept soundly.
"Although your physiques are amazing and your resistance to alcohol is very high, unfortunately my mother wine is not ordinary either."
"Gourmet cells, we still have to use gourmet cells to fight!"
"Now, the plan begins!"
Zhang Wei transformed into Claude, put on his clothes, and walked out of the core area.
"You two, come here."
"Sir, please give me your instructions."
Zhang Wei took out a large box of gold coins and said, "Take these and purchase according to this list."
The guard obviously had a high status, so he took a quick look at the wine and said, "Mr. Lord, these are some high-quality drinks."
"Well, let's go to various restaurants and order some delicious food. Remember, the quantity must be sufficient."
The guard wondered: "Why is this?"
Zhang Wei imitated Claude's voice and said softly: "You may not know the situation on the front line. The rebels in the human world have already reached the Two Realms Spring. I suspect that there are spies who will sneak into the Faded Immortal Palace."
"Then these drinks and food..."
"From now on, the Tuamort Palace will enter a defensive mode. All personnel are not allowed to enter or exit, all communication with the outside world is cut off, and spies are strictly guarded against! In this case, it is natural to store more food to meet daily needs."
The guard was surprised and said: "Even if it is to store food, the items on this list are too expensive."
"I've been having a hard time during this period. I spent my own money to get some good ones for my brothers. Also, you have a lot of problems."
The guard realized that he had made a mistake and quickly resigned.
The rest of the guards immediately surrounded him and kept flattering him.
What about being considerate of subordinates, loving soldiers as sons, being generous and giving away wealth...
Zhang Weidao: "Don't be idle. Immediately convey the order of martial law to workers, guards, and relatives... After martial law, even a fly will not be allowed to pass."
"clear!"
"Also, clean up the venue immediately. The war situation is urgent now, and the days to come will probably be very difficult..."
"You want to give a speech?"
Zhang Wei glared and said: "Speech? That's useless! I'm going to hold a large banquet for everyone to eat and drink well. Pass my order. Everyone will not return unless they are drunk tonight. Anyone who dares to hug me will be punished by military law."
Engage!”
The cheers of many guards echoed through the sky!
Are speeches useful?
Useless!
Don’t leaders know it’s useless?
Of course I know who would be a fool to be a leader.
Then why give a speech?
Of course it saves money!
Everyone knew this kind of thing, but Zhang Wei was so generous, so the guards were naturally happy.
"Don't worry, Lord, the venue will be arranged clearly for you!"