When I woke up, it was already nine o'clock in the morning.
The sunlight outside the window hit my buttocks.
The sun in June is a bit hot.
"Ah——" he stretched his waist.
Slept so well!
I didn't suffer any impact from staying up until two o'clock.
It’s good to be young!
After washing my face, putting on my coat, I went to the food stall at the entrance of the community.
Wang Hao shouted loudly: "Boss, give me a bowl of noodles with three eggs! Please hurry up and starve to death!"
"Okay, 18 yuan!"
After a while, the steaming hot noodles were served.
The strong hand-pulled noodles are soaked in rich soup, garnished with a few green onions, and the number of pork ribs is not small, there are actually six pieces. The three bright yellow eggs exude an alluring fresh smell, which makes you want to eat at a glance.
Increased appetite.
The store is located near the community and is in business with repeat customers, so it is very sincere.
Wang Hao enjoyed it happily.
There is also a 28-inch LCD TV in the food stall, which is broadcasting the latest news. The sound is loud: "We are heading towards the college entrance examination. All measures are taken to ensure that everyone takes the exam and no one is left behind!"
“The candidate forgot to bring his admission ticket, the traffic police rushed to deliver it!”
Today is the second day of the exam.
Wang Hao couldn't help but think of his cousin, classmate Han Xiaoyue, who should have already entered the examination room.
I recall the scenes of my hard work back then...
Well, although he can guess most of the multiple-choice questions correctly by "throwing the dice", there is no way to rely on luck for the subjective questions. He is definitely not a scumbag, and he has worked hard for a period of time!
"This year's math is said to be very difficult. After the exam, many students burst into tears after coming out."
"Most of the people who forgot to bring their admission tickets are vegetables. This kind of news happens every year."
"Tell me, mathematics should be cancelled. Are there any curves or functions that we use when buying groceries?"
Wang Hao glanced at the old man in a vest and was really impressed. What age did he have to have such an anti-intellectual person?
Next, the TV broadcast another news: "A magnitude 7 earthquake occurred in the Kangerta area, with a focal depth of 10 kilometers. Tens of thousands of people are missing. International rescue operations are underway."
"Why is it in this Kangerta area again? It was said that a red sky phenomenon occurred some time ago?"
"It is said, just said, that it was not an earthquake, but a meteorite from the sky that fell and leveled the city. Didn't they use hydrogen bombs to bomb the asteroid two days ago?" The diners nearby were chatting.
[Experts claim that currently, all parts of the world have entered a geologically active period, and earthquakes may also occur in formerly non-seismic zones. In order to cope with sudden disasters caused by earthquakes and volcanoes, major cities across the country will organize disaster prevention drills. 】
[Please download the “Disaster Prevention” APP to learn the location of nearby shelters. 】
[When a disaster strikes, the neighborhood committee organizes community members to enter the shelter in an orderly manner.]
[Experts claim that the structure of the shelter is extremely strong and can withstand an 8-magnitude earthquake (bala, bala, bala)...]
The neighborhood committee at the gate of the community did put up a sign asking residents to download the "Disaster Prevention" APP. If they don't download it, they won't be allowed in.
While enjoying the delicious food, Lao Wang listened to the news with his ears open and couldn't help but sigh: "It is a small country with few people, natural and man-made disasters, and dire straits. It is better to live in a big country."
"Even if you wander around the earth, you still have a chance to survive."
He actually just listens to earthquakes and stuff like that for fun, after all, there has never been an earthquake in the city where he currently lives.
The number of people who died were only abstract people, not concrete people, so it was difficult to have any sympathy.
What he is more concerned about is his cousin's college entrance examination results. It is said that this exam is difficult?
His most beloved girl, Xiaoyue, won't fail the exam and cry there, right?
Then I bid farewell to my status as a high school student and became a college student, where I can have a sweet and honest love!
"Ahem, what's the point of falling in love? Work for me as an Internet cafe waiter during the holidays! It's not bad to earn some living expenses!"
In order to prevent Han Xiaoyue from actually running out to fall in love, Wang Hao carefully planned her summer vacation life and felt happy.
"Go to work!"
…
I returned to my desk and looked at my stack of handwritten manuscripts - "A Collection of Guides to Utopia".
A wonderful day starts with saving the world!
The seven-star difficulty script is still a little beyond psychological expectations.
The difficulty is a little bit higher than 100 million points.
I have been playing the game for so long, died hundreds of times, and written such a thick stack of handwritten reports. My mind is still a blur and I have no idea how to complete the main mission.
[Main mission: Prevent the "Lesser Demon God - Thirst for Blood" from surfacing! 】
"emm... I'll first think of a way to figure out what's on the mural of the temple on the edge of the ocean and get complete information."
There were many murals in the temple, but he only saw four of them.
The above describes the important events that happened in the history of the original residents of Taohuayuan Village.
Wang Hao placed his hope on the murals that he had not seen yet, maybe there would be more clues.
But how to see the complete mural is another question.
This question is difficult and crucial.
"I'm just an ordinary shitty kid. I can barely get over that earth wall, and there's something weird guarding the gate."
"The expedition team can't defeat those weirdos. Even if I provide them with information in advance, this expedition team is too rotten."
"How can I get to the other side of the wall and enter the temple?"
Trouble.
After much deliberation, I couldn't think of a good solution.
Suddenly, a flash of inspiration occurred!
"Or, contact that weird old man with three arms and see what you can ask?"
"Very good, that's it."
In order to pass the seven-star difficulty game script, Wang Hao also went all out and used all kinds of evil tricks.
First, he came into contact with the original residents of Paradise and fell into a trap.
It doesn’t seem impossible to get in touch with the talking weirdos and get more information!
Especially the deformed old man with three arms, his mental illness is particularly serious.
In the last reincarnation, the deformed old man followed the team and talked for a long time. He seemed to be a talkative person, and he was a talkative person who didn't make it uncomfortable for him to talk.
"Since that old man is a chatty character! If I just give it to him and throw myself into a trap, what will happen?"
"He should be able to answer some of my questions, right? I let him eat it for nothing. He can't just eat me in one bite when we meet, right?"
When this bold idea popped up in his mind, Wang Hao was curious and delighted, and moved his buttocks back and forth on the stool in excitement.
The chair sunk in and became the shape of a butt.
Put on your helmet as quickly as possible.
A neutral electronic sound sounded.
【Welcome to the interdimensional game!】
[Your current identity: Player.]
[The copy you are currently loading is "Xanadu II", please wait...]
The scene in front of me gradually became clear.
A new cycle begins again!
It’s still the familiar “Ganlu Temple”. The eight members of the expedition team will appear in 2 minutes and 22 seconds.
The expedition team can't use it for the time being, so they don't bother to take care of it.
Wang Hao ran directly from the gate of Ganlu Temple, stepped on the gravel road, and trotted all the way.
He felt that he was running wildly on the road to perversion!
From the initial fear of being killed accidentally; to committing a crime and using his life to investigate the surrounding environment; to throwing himself into a trap and giving his life to grandma, making grandma happy in her heart.
Then give it directly to Weird to eat, and Weird is naturally very happy!
This person has been trained into the shape of an invincible pervert?!
Wang Hao couldn't help but feel sad.
However, this tragedy only lasted a second.
Because he is already a pervert.
He remembered a sinister 18-forbidden survival game "Ring World" that he had played. He needed to control a villain to survive on an alien planet with a harsh environment...
At the beginning, I tried to follow the moral character in reality. If a villain dies, he will be sad for a long time.
Later on, he ate human flesh, sold slaves, took demonic substances, and did all kinds of evil.
Especially the survival in the polar ice sheets seems to be unbearable if it is not suitable for human beings.
The game is set up like this, no wonder the players.
I also thought of the Class A war criminals per capita in P Agency, "We colonized, we invaded, we colluded and betrayed, and through these we built powerful empires one after another!"
Playing the role of a monarch in the game, marrying my sister and daughter, I am embarrassed to say that I have played those games if I have never been a Class A war criminal!
"It's not that I'm a pervert, but the difficulty of the game is too perverted, and you forced me to do so."
"Seven-star difficulty, only perverts can pass it."
…
This new reincarnation first followed the procedure and fast-forwarded one night in a safe room.
Then in the early morning of the next day, I groped around the earth wall.
Sure enough, the deformed old man with three arms was squatting at the gate and taking a nap, looking like he was senile and drowsy. Even while dozing off, his mouth was still talking incessantly, which confirmed what he said.
Tuberculosis character design.
"That green vegetable is delicious...it doesn't taste good when it gets old, what's going on? Let's raise a fat pig and use the cabbage...it's been a long time since the cabbage was late."
"This is a lunatic. Can I walk directly into the door?" Wang Hao tiptoed, held his breath, and slowly approached, trying to slip in.
As a result, just when the door was about to open, the deformed old man jumped up from the ground and opened his eyes.
Take a closer look.
He...he actually saw a child wandering around in front of him!
This sight was so rare that the deformed old man couldn't help but let out a roar from his throat.
He began to mutter: "What's going on? A child actually ran here. What's going on? What's going on?"
"You can't be so lucky, what's going on? No way!"
He went crazy with excitement, breathing heavily, and even the sarcoma on his head squirmed a few times. Under the frenzied excitement, his face turned the color of pig liver with excitement!
Even the instinct of the body was faster than that of the head. He stretched out his hand as quickly as possible, picked up the child and stuffed it into his mouth!
