Internet cafes are crowded every day, and the silence is terrifying.
The business inside can simply be described as "shabby".
Occasionally, there will be a cry that can stop a child from crying at night.
"When will the boss come back?"
"Let's go, let's eat the lady's dumplings!"
Ms. Mochi Yueyue, who had been waiting hard for "half a month" or "half a century" or "half an era", began to slowly break down when she heard the words "Auntie Dumplings".
She collapsed on the ground like a corpse, her whole body exuding a thick, rotten black fog, and her mouth was like a woman with a slit, extending to the root of her neck.
"When can I come back? If I don't come back again, I will become your guest!"
Naturally, there were no guests.
Those bullshit kids have all gone to school, and the Internet cafe is very deserted!
A day or two of loneliness is bearable.
But now, she is on the verge of madness.
She can't do anything!
Not only can't I leave the Internet cafe, I can't even access the Internet or play the games here.
That damn drink vending machine was still laughing at her, constantly laughing at her, every minute and every second!
She had never seen such a shameless drink vending machine.
Mochi Yueyue's expression became darker and darker, and it wasn't until Ling Pingzhi finished enjoying Auntie's dumplings and returned to the store that she returned to normal.
"I want to eat auntie's dumplings, you go buy them for me!"
"This is against the rules." Ling Pingzhi patted his belly, "I don't have the ability to break the rules, eldest sister."
"I want to eat auntie's dumplings~" Her tone suddenly became gentle, and she said in a two-dimensional tone, "How about it, little brother~"
However, Ling Pingzhi has no sexual function and naturally does not have any hobbies.
He is not interested at all in women whose painting styles are ruined and whose faces are covered with mosaics: "To be honest, it's all because you want to fall in love with someone else's cousin and do bad things, so others hide and don't want to talk to you."
"I have said that the Internet cafe owner is smarter and better than you, so why are you talking nonsense?"
The devastated Mochi Yueyue didn't want to mention that matter: "You buy me auntie dumplings!"
"No, I don't dare, and I don't have the money." Ling Pingzhi hid next to the drink vending machine and asked for this man's protection.
The beverage vending machine moved wildly and made a "creak" sound.
Mochi Yueyue wanted to cry but had no tears. She couldn't scold this crazy vending machine, and she had higher emotional fluctuations than Ling Pingzhi.
After all, human beings are social animals. After being in jail for a long time, they become more and more eager to socialize.
Now, she cannot receive information from the outside world, and her only interlocutor is Ling Pingzhi, who has some brain problems.
When she thought that this kind of jail-like life might last forever, her entire spiritual world suddenly collapsed.
Mochi Yueyue lay on the ground and collapsed again. Then she started to pull her hair, pulled off her head, and wanted to throw it out of the Internet cafe.
"What do the auntie's dumplings taste like... I must eat them!"
But no matter how she threw it, there was a dull light curtain that blocked her head from going out.
"Hey, hey, hey, don't be hysterical, don't waste your efforts." Ling Pingzhi looked at her doing stupid things with gloating.
What about being a real demon? What about being proficient in calculations?
After becoming a human, it is not like becoming mentally retarded!
It's weird that he is not as smart as Lingping, so he hugged him directly and put him in jail!
He enjoys life here every day!
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…
At this moment, a series of brisk footsteps came from the distance.
Before Han Xiaoyue entered the door, she saw a rotten human head rolling to her feet, and she couldn't help but shudder.
When I stepped into the door, I saw a lady in red clothes lying on the ground, her face covered with mosaics.
"The boss is back? It turns out that's not the case!" Mochi Yueyue got up from the ground, not at all ashamed of the collapse just now, and the head that had just been unscrewed was reinstalled.
Her eyes were constantly looking at other people's cousins.
Wang Yueyue suddenly understood something, her eyes widened, and she giggled "hehehe".
Understood!
This is indeed the top product among the human community. Even in the "Blue Star World" she once controlled, with such a large population, she could not find such a good product.
Whether it's the soul or the body, it's almost flawless, fresh and delicious!
"I see, for such a good girl, we should give her the greatest pleasure. At the happiest moment of her life, kill her in one bite, leaving no bones left!"
"The Internet cafe owner is indeed one of my generation, the biggest villain in the etheric abyss!"
"For this one mouthful, I have been able to bear it for so many years. This kind of forbearance... I am far inferior!" Wang Yueyue was thinking wildly, and bad thoughts came up again, "I want to tell her the truth!"
"Hurry up and eat the rice that Boss Wang gave you."
Han Xiaoyue noticed that Ms. Honkai's throat was trembling as she kept swallowing. Some inexplicable thoughts entered her mind, and she couldn't help but touch the necklace on her chest.
What is this broken guest thinking about? My eldest cousin wants to eat me?
That...is normal.
"Why are there three copies?"
"I've put them all here, you can take them away yourself. One for each person!"
Excellent prey!
He wants to eat you!
Wang Yueyue kept bewitching Han Xiaoyue, trying to get her to escape from the Internet cafe owner... but the other party didn't move at all, and even looked a little shy.
what?
"Hey, did you hear that? Don't knock down the food that Boss Wang gave you. Do you want to eat it, Ling Pingzhi? I'll give you one first."
"I want it!" Ling Pingzhi picked up a food box and got into his box.
Wang Yueyue took the food box and thought to herself: "I want to see what it is? Is it... comparable to Auntie's dumplings?!"
However, when Wang Yueyue opened the lunch box, she was stunned.
Spread on top is a layer of golden chicken!
Strips of colorful light, like rainbows in the sky, surround the meat, making it look a bit like the legendary dragon meat.
Near the meat slices, there was a white ceramic cup, which contained unimaginably exquisite fish soup. The dense white mist formed dots of aura, and the faint fragrance jumped up from her nose into her brain.
And the grains of rice are like pearls, full of spiritual aroma.
Everything delicious in the world lost its appeal at this moment, including the beauty in front of him.
The most important thing is that there is monkey wine, drop by drop of crystal bright liquid, just like the moon essence in Taoist legend containing the imperial liquid.
"Give...give it to me?" Mochi Yueyue suddenly came to her senses, and her original destructive thoughts completely disappeared.
If you don't get rewarded for your merits, you will gain something and lose something.
"Yes, one point per person, no more."
"I am leaving!"
Han Xiaoyue completed her mission and ran away in a flash.
This person was so broken that just standing in front of her, one could feel the overwhelming malice.
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…
Wang Yueyue held the food box, endured it hard, and kept swallowing her saliva.
"There is such a delicious thing?"
Even if she didn't eat it, she was sure that this meal was more delicious than the human soul.
"Don't think you can seduce me in this way...as long as you don't eat, you don't have to pay the price!" She slowly turned her head.
but!
She has not enjoyed human food since she was forcibly transformed into a human!
Thinking about it this way, she felt that she was really the most pitiful person in the world, and she didn't even have to eat.
The whole face began to slowly collapse again.
There were sounds of "humming humming" coming from the outside. It was obviously her "destined enemy" who often laughed at her, enjoying the delicious food.
When Wangyue Yueguang heard the sound of eating, she almost cried.
The waves of fragrance drifted in, constantly eroding her sanity. The saliva secreted in her mouth like a waterfall, and that portion of rice seemed to be waving to her.
Price, price!
cost!
"I...can't I just eat?"
"That's not right, you forced me to eat, not myself." Wang Yueyue found the reason.
"One day, I can defeat the boss here and escape from the dark dungeon!"
At this moment, emotion once again defeated reason, and she didn't want to worry about whether there was a trap in it.
Today, she just wants to have a good meal.
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"Auntie's dumplings, do they taste better compared to this?"
"Damn it, I lost my mind just now...Damn it!"
Wang Yueyue ate this exquisite dinner in small bites all night long, and at the end he began to chew every grain of rice carefully.
As she ate, she cursed in her mind that she was greedy and had fallen into the trap.
Finally, there was no trace of grease left at all, and she ate the entire box and spoon with dissatisfaction.
"No...no more, why is it gone?!"
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On the other side, Han Xiaoyue fled home as fast as she could after completing her mission.
Wang Hao had already laid out the dishes and was eating the dishes and drinking wine by himself. The evil thoughts in his heart slowly subsided. He felt that what he had just thought was simply sick. How could his cousin eat it?
Is there anything more delicious than this table of dishes made by yourself?
"How does it feel to go to college?"
"It's similar to high school, very busy."
"It's a lie to think that you can relax after going to college." Xiaoyue sat at the dining table and said with some complaints, "You can't play on the computer, you have to do homework every day, you have to study in the evening, and you have to read English in the morning.
, there’s no need to read Chinese.”
"I have never said that college is easy." Lao Wang quickly clarified the relationship, "It must have been your high school teacher who said this. I don't know how many students have been harmed by this statement."
Han Xiaoyue took a bite of the vegetables and sweat started to appear on her forehead: "You have been out for half a month, how was your harvest?"
"I have been cultivating my health for half a month and my mental state is extremely good!"
Wang Hao poured her another glass of wine, "On the first day when I stopped using the Internet, I always wanted to touch my phone. It seemed that if I didn't touch my phone, a piece of flesh would fall off. I couldn't keep it."
"This is the legendary Internet addiction."
"But gradually, after my mind calmed down, I was able to appreciate the beauty of nature, and the many desires in the past slowly disappeared and subsided. Finally, I achieved the state of harmony between man and nature. Next time I am free, I will take you to experience it too.
Beautiful scenery of nature.”
"Unity of man and nature? It's so mysterious." Han Xiaoyue took a sip of wine, with a sweet breath, and the entrance turned into clouds.
Just one sip made her a little drunk.
Lao Wang said in a low voice: "To be honest, traveling with the big men is not as fun as having fun at home. It is just for self-cultivation."
When Wang Hao said this, he couldn't help but express his bitterness: "There is a guy who is actually a monk from somewhere, and he keeps talking about rebooting. There are no girls in this group, so he can only forcefully reboot. He hasn't been there for half a month.
Watching beauties, sows competing against Diao Chan, I miss that pink app more and more, and miss the two-dimensional bear with twin ponytails."
It's easy to talk to your own girl. You can say whatever you want. There is no need to worry about anything. After all, you have grown up together and you already know your true nature.
"How to download that pink app, I have a friend who wants to know!" Xiaoyue's eyes flashed.
Wang Hao always felt that this was not serious, so he leaned into her ear and whispered: "Do you want to see it? There are two pink apps, one is known to everyone, and the other has to be accessed by climbing over the firewall, and there is also Danmei in it
Resources are loved by rotten girls, but don’t you think the phenomenon of danbi is strange? When I think about two men getting together, I can’t help but get goosebumps all over my body and cry.”
Han Xiaoyue said: "This phenomenon is just like boys looking at lilies... I am very curious, why boys can always find weird resources, but girls can't?"
"Lily has a beautiful feeling!" Wang Hao suddenly realized, "How about I teach you how to search for resources tonight? After you learn it, you can enjoy it. Oh, by the way, what kind of paradise is there? You don't have to climb over the wall.
Watch anime, does your friend want to know?"
"No, I'm a little dizzy now and I just want to sleep."
Han Xiaoyue ate and drank again.
She was sure that if this sip of wine was taken outside, any drop would trigger a bloody storm among the major supernatural organizations!
She didn't know what effect it had, she just ate it and that was it.
No matter what, it's impossible to survive here, right?
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In the end, it was Lao Wang who did the dishes, because his cousin got drunk and fell asleep on the table.
"It's better not to drink with this amount of alcohol in the future."
After washing the dishes, Wang Hao found that Han Xiaoyue was still asleep, so he had no choice but to pick her up and head to the room on the second floor.
He threw it directly on the bed and took off her socks.
Inexplicably, I feel like I live like the male protagonist in a novel, and the kind of protagonist who leaves readers with no sense of involvement...
"I always felt that something was wrong with me at the beginning." Wang Hao stretched out a lot, "Then, I blocked myself?"
He suddenly froze.
If it hadn't taken half a month to collect the best ingredients on that table and suppress this inexplicable malice, I wouldn't have really suffered a mental illness. Do you want to be a good match?
After thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't think of a reason.
"It may be some kind of coincidence, or it may be inevitable. Anyway, I am still me."
"I haven't played games for a long time..."
Anyway, it was okay to have nothing to do. Wang Hao took care of himself and put on his gaming helmet to start a long-lost happy journey.
[Welcome to the cross-dimensional game! You have been offline for 15 days, 8 hours, 22 minutes and 39 seconds. During your offline period, visitor activities have brought in the following income...]
All kinds of messy things are mostly supernatural raw materials that can be synthesized through the synthesis function.
[Blue Star Battle Report: The Anomaly Foundation launched a large-scale annihilation campaign, investing a total of 100,000 troops to annihilate a large strange community entrenched in the southeast. After this battle, Blue Star's public security environment was +4, and the Abnormal Foundation's wealth was
Value +82,100,000 soldiers have accumulated valuable large-scale war experience.】
"oh?"
Wang Hao started the battle report enthusiastically, and a science fiction-level CG animation actually popped up!
Countless planes and tanks are fighting a super large Roshan monster.
The earth shook, the sky trembled, the dense artillery shells made a loud roar, the mushroom clouds at the end of the sky slowly rose, rushed into the void, and the raging fire burned everything.
This scene makes people excited and makes them want to join the battlefield!
The enemy that humans face - this huge creature is like Godzilla, more than 300 meters tall and weighing up to 90,000 tons. Every step can leave deep footprints on the cement road.
In the end, under the attack of countless heavy firepower and some strange objects, this giant monster fell heavily to the ground and became a great weapon of mankind.
The human troops let out a huge cheer!
The CG animation ends here.
"It's a pity that I missed this side mission."
Wang Hao glanced at the gains he had just made, such as "blood of Atropos", "grease of Atropos", "crystal of Atropos' mind", etc., a series.
In other words, the Blue Star people have sold some precious materials to the game training camp.
"That guy's name is Atropos..."
"It's not bad. Even if you don't participate in the battle, you can still make a lot of money." Wang Hao patted his chest and comforted himself, "I can still make money while lying down, although I don't know what the use of these materials is."
Then he looked at another human plane.
[Current situation on Earth: The Artemis 1 moon landing rocket from the American Empire was delayed again due to unknown reasons. 】
"Is this mocking reality? I'm not afraid of getting a 404."
[Many countries led by Daxia jointly launched a large launch vehicle "Southern 8" and successfully landed on the moon. Four astronauts successfully took the first piece of supernatural precious minerals. In the future, it is expected that there will be a continuous supply of energy.
To provide ideal financial resources.]
[Earthlings, wealth value +1, technology value +1.]
Relatively speaking, progress here on Earth has been slower.
Wang Hao clicked on this report, and a movie screen popped up again: several astronauts excitedly took out various mechanical supplies from the mouth of a Mimic. Each one cubic meter Mimic contained at least one
Room supplies!
Humans have used the power of strange objects to transport a large amount of materials. It seems that they are serious about building a permanent lunar base.
A one-stop industry of power generation, mining, and smelting, and finally a small amount of smelted raw materials will be transported back to the earth.
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(The author has a cold, feels dizzy, doesn’t sleep well, and is not in good condition. If he is still not in good condition tomorrow, he will have to ask for leave. Please forgive me.)
(Finally, I vote for my monthly ticket to buy some cold medicine!)