Lao Wang reached out and hugged the girl, feeling the unique warmth of human beings and smelling the smell of milk shower gel.
Then he touched the silver-white necklace hanging on Xiaoyue's chest. The dots of diamonds and the shining sunlight reflected represented the stories that had happened in the past.
He sighed helplessly: "It is indeed a dream!"
"I'm just going to tell you why I'm so cold now and half of my emotions are missing."
"Even hugging a girl doesn't feel happy anymore, and the girl doesn't have much reaction, like a piece of wood."
"If it were the real world, the extremely stinky Ms. Han Xiaoyue would definitely tease me: This senior still wants to hug me at such an old age. If sister-in-law attacks, why don't we go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a certificate? There is no blood relationship anyway.
After you get the certificate, your property will be mine - well, that's what she should have said."
"Since you didn't say it, it's most likely a dream. It's unbelievable! This dream... is actually a bit boring."
Han Xiaoyue was surprised by his shamelessness.
The eldest cousin is indeed still an eldest cousin. Even if he wakes up only half of the time, he still looks like a slut.
But now, she doesn't dare to speak!
Wang Hao continued to express his emotion: "Life like this now is too boring. I seem to have become very smart and have figured out a lot of things."
"But the girl is not happy to hold her, and all the cats run away. Life has become very boring, and even my favorite games have become predictable."
"My way of thinking is almost like a computer."
"And the malice that wants to destroy the world has been lingering in my mind. I can't help but want to reconstruct a new shit mountain. Do you know what a shit mountain is? The world can be constructed, but everything in the world
, they are all imperfect mountains of shit.”
"The feces of the latter wave are indeed more diverse than those of the former wave. It is said that the quality is better than that of the previous wave."
Han Xiaoyue tried to say something, but couldn't say anything.
She didn't even dare to call [Game] deep in her heart, asking for help.
Because that gaming helmet is also pretending to be dead.
What stood in front of me seemed to be chaos, and all thoughts were unguessable.
Having said this, the dark golden light in Wang Haotong's hole flickered again.
There was an idea: "If you don't eat it, create a more interesting cousin!"
Another thought came up: "You're crazy, how can a more interesting cousin be interesting? This is already... the most interesting and the most beautiful!"
"After all, I have been raising him for so many years."
He once again suppressed these crazy thoughts.
This goes back and forth.
"I must be dreaming and haven't woken up yet... Emperor, Emperor, Buddha, no matter what, today, I just want to drink!"
Lao Wang hurriedly took out the remaining "monkey wine" from the cupboard, put the mouth of the bottle directly to his mouth, "Gululu", and drank it all.
Shout out: "It's cool!"
In fact, in this cold state, there is no drunkenness and no happiness at all.
Originally sweet and mellow, it was worth a fortune, but when it was put on the market, it would cause countless crazy "monkey wines", which are as bland and tasteless as boiled water.
Saying "Shuang" is purely a matter of past habit.
Wang Hao sat in his seat and pondered for a moment, and suddenly an idea came to him: "Maybe I need to sleep again to break through this damn dream within a dream. This situation is really boring to the extreme."
"When you wake up, you will definitely feel better!"
After saying this, he returned to the room and fell asleep again.
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"He...he fell asleep."
Han Xiaoyue sat by the bed, carefully looked at it, and after confirming that her eldest cousin had fallen asleep again, she slowly breathed a sigh of relief.
This may be the first time since my eldest cousin has truly woken up...
Of course, it is not a complete awakening, it can only be regarded as half-awake at best.
Awakening in the true and complete sense, with just one thought, the world will change.
"This test has finally been passed."
"He restrained himself... It seems that the memories of the past do have some effect."
And in the space, bits and pieces of blue light appeared, which seemed to be describing something.
Han Xiaoyue said angrily to the game helmet: "You are such a big god, why couldn't you fart just now? He suddenly woke up and felt that the world was boring. Fortunately, he was thinking about his past life.
Fell asleep again."
The gaming helmet placed on the bedside table, with its flashing blue light, seems to be expressing - what can I do?
Moreover, Lao Wang's "dream within a dream" directly saved Monk Qiuyuan and directly spoiled the major plot, which made [the game] very embarrassed...
How should the next game flow proceed?
Or just pretend that nothing happened?
Everything has to be rearranged.
"Is that so..." She frowned slightly, "He might wake up again? Next time, he will be more awake and indifferent!"
"He needs to be given more anchors to support his goodwill towards humanity."
"The Emperor of Heaven in the Mountain and Sea Realm is a suitable opportunity... He also likes it there."
Han Xiaoyue made a suggestion and said: "Well, there is a way, or I marry him as my wife? I have another son or a daughter. Isn't that enough?"
"In this way, am I paying too much... Although my eldest cousin is very rich, in terms of personality, he is not bad. He plays games at home every day and is not likely to cheat."
"Wha...what? My wife doesn't have fun playing games..."
"what does it mean!"
Han Xiaoyue was so angry about this fact that she ran downstairs in pink slippers and went to cook...
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I don't know how long it took.
Wang Hao woke up from his sleep again, and the light in the child's hole was finally hidden.
There are some things that Mimi Huhu seems to have forgotten, or perhaps they are hidden in the depths of his memory, or... he can only pretend not to know anything.
A straight black girl wearing a plaid shirt was sitting next to her playing with her mobile phone. There was a bowl on the bedside table.
"Are you awake? Are you hungry? The porridge is still hot."
"Give me a hug." As soon as Wang Hao woke up, he stretched out his hands to confirm the facts.
Han Xiaoyue jumped up on the bed reflexively and said angrily: "This girly classmate wants to hug you at such an old age. How can I marry you like this?"
"Oh, I have indeed returned to reality!"
Wang Hao was very satisfied with the result and retracted his outstretched paw: "I know that your nature has not changed, and you are still secretly coveting my property. What's the matter with a hug? You can't find a man.
Are you friends?"
"I don't have a boyfriend, and I have no time and no interest." Han Xiaoyue rolled her eyes, "I care about world events every day."
"Am I sick?" Wang Hao touched his somewhat hot forehead again.
Han Xiaoyue secretly thought to herself, if you get sick like a hammer, your avenue will almost be wiped out.
"I have a cold, fever and runny nose. I have been sleeping all the time. The National Day holiday is over... What day is it today?"
"A good holiday, I will take care of you at home."
Wang Hao glanced at the date on his phone, which clearly read: October 10th!
To be continued...