Chapter 84 Koi, cook her!(1/3)
Weird smile?
How do you say this adjective...
It shocked everyone in the room!
Because in many weird records, they will show "strange smiles", "inexplicable smiles", "weird smiles", and "creepy smiles" before launching an attack.
Even the vice-captain, who had an IQ of 160, felt a numbness in his scalp and his whole body was extremely nervous.
A D-level alien who is a threat should...not suddenly want to eat people, right?!
"'Koi' goes to the supermarket next door and wants to buy something."
"Are you going to buy groceries? Send someone to the supermarket quickly to take a look!"
Soon, a boy hurried downstairs and pretended to buy something in the supermarket. He quietly looked at Lao Wang out of the corner of his eye.
The boy sent a reply: "He bought some seasonings, as well as onions, carrots, garlic, potatoes and other vegetables. He seemed to be in a good mood, humming a tune and smiling."
"Team...captain is not going to be captured alive, is he really going to be put in the pot?!"
Everyone's expression changed. The captain's ability was "harmless". Normally, even weirdos would not be hostile to him, but now, what's going on...
"Captain, what did she find?" the vice-captain said quickly, "What did you hear? If it doesn't work, we have to go in and support her!"
The short-haired girl's face changed slightly, and she hesitated: "She, she...she seems to be playing a game. She is very nervous when playing games. She didn't get screwed."
Playing games?!
The term "game" has become bad in everyone's ears.
Because a new demon god has appeared, and its codename is [Game]. Any term related to [Game] will cause the black guards to become nervous.
"I heard a phrase, an English word, but I didn't catch it clearly."
"Turn up the volume and listen carefully. If it doesn't work, just record the monitoring results... I will bear the consequences."
"Wait a minute, it's in Japanese again, I can't hear you clearly..."
"Turn up the volume of your headphones to the maximum!"
After a while, the girl with short hair blushed.
Why does something feel wrong?
But the atmosphere in the room was so serious that she didn't know how to explain it!
"We...may have made a mistake. I heard some very strange Japanese words that are hard to describe."
"What is it?"
In a very small voice, she said to the vice-captain: "I lost it...the yak butterflies and the like...that kind of...female moaning sound?"
"I think the captain may have ordered a small butter..."
"The koi was afraid of her embarrassment, so she ran away and pretended not to know."
The tense atmosphere disappeared.
Everyone was silent.
The muscles on the two boys' faces tensed up, trying their best not to laugh out loud.
The vice-captain lamented: "What the hell is this...get out of the pot, get out of the pot quickly, Koi, cook her."
"Hey, looking at it this way, Koi's emotional intelligence seems to be quite high, isn't it much different from normal boys?"
Suddenly, there was a "crash", and the stool on the buttocks of the short-haired girl responsible for eavesdropping broke a leg for no reason.
She didn't react in time and sat down on the ground.
Bad luck has begun!
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5 minutes later.
Fuck the inspiration, Fuck the inspiration, Fuck the inspiration!
Ahhhh, I really want to commit suicide!
Sun Qingqing sat frantically on the sofa on the second floor, her face slightly red and silent.
Facts have proved that in the face of koi luck, all superpowers and sixth senses will become inexplicable.
She recalled the scene 5 minutes ago, and she felt so embarrassed that she wanted to use her toes to create a three-bedroom apartment.
In fact, as a girl who is severely addicted to the Internet, she is not a very pure girl. She has seen a lot of things, including a lot of rotten sellers, and she has also been curious about sex and other things.
But playing with Little Butter openly...
Every time I think about it, I feel the urge to hang myself.
"It's okay, he didn't know, he probably didn't know... he went to the supermarket next door to buy groceries!" Sun Qingqing told herself that she must complete the task instead of worrying about trivial matters.
On the other side, Wang Hao was making coffee in the kitchen, humming a tune, and was in a good mood.
Like what happened just now, as long as you don't say it and I don't say it, it will be treated as if it never happened!
Of course, the girl was embarrassed and entangled there, and it also brought him an indescribable sense of schadenfreude.
This world is so amazing!
Happiness must indeed be based on the pain of others.
"That's not right. I am a guest after all. How could I be so mean?"
"What should I have for lunch? Show me my cooking skills."
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The short-haired girl was in a state of panic about bad luck. The stool under her butt broke a leg for no reason!
But this is just a harbinger of bad luck.
Next, she just moved a little, but found that the saliva was stuck in her trachea, and she squatted there coughing violently, as if she wanted to cough out her entire lungs.
The rest of the people kept patting her on the back as if they were facing a formidable enemy.
"Is it okay..."
"Where's the value of ether?"
"No clear ether fluctuations are shown, the Hume index is normal!"
The ripples on the screen are still a straight line.
There are two different possibilities. First, this is not a superpower at all; second, this is beyond the known scope.
But the bad luck continued. The short-haired girl had just recovered from the cough. She blushed and tried to take off her helmet. However, she was horrified to find that the buckle of the helmet was tied in a tight knot for no apparent reason and could not be taken off!
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In just a moment, a rich and mellow aroma spread from the kitchen.
There are many types of coffee. Some coffees have a variety of flavors, including sourness, sweetness, and bitterness, while others are extremely sour, completely occupying the smell and taste of the experiencer.
In fact, Wang Hao doesn't have any obvious hobbies, nor can he appreciate the bitterness of loneliness. All he has to do is satisfy his taste buds, and that's all.
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Sun Qingqing took a small sip, and the rich and mellow coffee was not bitter at all. Even someone like her who doesn’t like coffee felt that
Very delicious.
"Wow... what kind of coffee is this? It's delicious!"
"Ha, it's just ordinary Yunnan coffee beans, nothing special." Wang Hao said with a smile.
After all, he was a serious guard in black. After a while, Sun Qingqing had forced himself to calm down.
This method of self-hypnosis is a required course for qualified investigators.
She took out the small gift she had carefully prepared.
A package of "white sugar" that looks very delicate is actually not white sugar, but "snail beans ground into powder, plus some special seasonings."
To be continued...