It was obvious that Li Jiahe's cold joke just now was very impactful. Huaide didn't speak again along the way. He turned his head a few times as if he wanted to speak, but stopped halfway.
The two of them were silent all the way until they were about to enter the village. Li Jiahe saw a few lights at the entrance of the village from a distance, and there seemed to be figures moving under the light.
For some reason, it reminded her of a scene in school when her classmates were being picked up. It was the same way at that time. On the way out of school, several people gathered together, playing with their mobile phones while waiting for the protagonist to appear. At that time, the brightness of the mobile phone screen was as bright as
The fires in front of him gradually overlapped, and Li Jiahe had a bad intuition.
"Emperor."
She called someone.
"Why don't we go back in a hurry? Just now I saw a small shack on the mountain, why not..."
Wilder let out a knowing laugh.
"I said that when you were on the mountain just now, you were lingering and unwilling to leave. It turned out that you had such thoughts."
Li Jiahe: "???"
"It's too cold on the mountain. If you are really hungry for my body, I will give you that robe."
Doesn’t it have to be good?
"I just saw that there seemed to be someone at the entrance of the village. I'm afraid the Wang family and others are waiting for you there."
It seems that Wang Ruizhi, a strong man, couldn't bear the beating from his father and confessed everything.
Huaide pondered for a moment and looked confused: "What are you waiting for me to do? You go and tell them that there is no need to thank them. Teaching children to hunt is also the county magistrate's duty. Why should you take it to heart? After all, only the younger generation is strong. The future of this county
Only then will you be strong.”
Before he could finish his words, the flames had quickly moved towards them. Li Jiahe's temples jumped several times, and she seemed to have seen Wang Liu's pockmarked eyes.
"Emperor, I think they seem to be here to cause trouble. Let's avoid them first." Li Jiahe was so anxious that he almost picked them up and left.
Huaide waved his hand: "No, you wait here first, I will go meet them for a while."
Li Jiahe never wanted to die, so she obediently hid in the tall grass on the side of the road. Seeing Huaide facing the flames with a righteous look on his face, she reasonably suspected that Huaide was killed during the war.
People have injured their brain nerves.
Sure enough, after a while, the light of the torch flickered violently, accompanied by the sound of punches, kicks and curses, occasionally mixed with a few screams of Huide.
Li Jiahe grasped the grass in front of him tightly and tried to help Huaide mentally, hoping that he would not be beaten to death.
After about ten minutes, the firelight gradually faded away, and then Li Jiahe and the dog crawled out of the grass and trotted towards Huaide.
But under the starry sky, Huaide was sitting in the middle of the dirt road like a torn old doll, clutching the front of his clothes, his knees tightly together, and he was about to cry.
This picture can't help but make people think a lot.
"Emperor, emperor."
Li Jiahe didn't know what to say for a moment.
Huaide sniffed and said angrily: "They say you don't hit someone in the face, but they don't treat me as a human being. Not only did they hit me in the face, they also kicked me."
Comparing her feelings, if her child was caught by a "madman" who went up the mountain to catch wild boars all night, maybe she would be even more angry than Wang Liu Mazi? Thinking about it this way, the injury on Huaide's body does not seem to be too serious.
She walked over and helped the person up, comforting her and saying, "They are like this just because they don't believe you yet. Once they do, they will be fine."
In Huaide's long life, this was the first time he encountered such a thing, and he was immediately surprised: "You don't believe me?"
For tens of millions of years, he has conquered the six realms and achieved heavenly status as a god. No one said they disbelieved in him, but when he reached the lowest level of the human realm, he was actually despised by others.
Li Jiahe understood this gap. She said: "This is also due to the inaction of the court for many years. In these years, people here have lacked food and clothing, and taxes are high. As time goes by, they naturally cannot make ends meet, and no one has really done anything to help them.
Whatever happened, they may have been in deep despair before they became what they are now."
Huaide was silent for a moment and asked, "In your opinion, what should we do?"
"Of course it's to help them get rich and make money!"
Li Jiahe slapped his thigh and said, "If the people are rich, live and work in peace and contentment, and no longer have to live like this, they will naturally not cause trouble."
Huaide nodded, "What you said makes sense, so what can we do to make them live and work in peace and contentment?"
Seeing that Huaide's question, which was not normal, finally got to the point, Li Jiahe was almost moved to tears, "Of course you have the money to support them first."
Seeing that he was about to speak again, Li Jiahe stopped him, "Of course I can't let you do the work, so I boldly asked the emperor to return to the heaven on the 15th and order the relevant Taoist to grant me the authority to open the mirror. As long as you let me use Fanfan
Mirror, you don’t have to worry about the rest.”
Huaide raised his eyebrows: "That's it?"
Li Jiahe nodded heavily, "That's it!"
The two necessary conditions for people to make a fortune are to have money and to be virtuous and not to cause trouble.
On the fifteenth day, Huaide returned to heaven with a bruised nose and a swollen face.
Everyone in the heavenly world has been waiting at the intersection between the heavenly world and the human world to welcome him for a long time.
In fact, these people are well aware of what happened to them in the human world. Ever since Huaide came to the human world, these Taoists who were usually sanctimonious would hide in the clouds and watch how Huaide was repaired by mortals whenever they had free time.
The female Dao Lords were naturally extremely distressed, but the expressions on the faces of the male Dao Lords were really not too expressive.
Seeing Huaide coming, everyone stood on both sides of the road with their heads bowed and respectfully. Even Tianjun came to greet him personally.
"What's going on with this face?"
Tianjun looked very sad, and those who didn't know it thought he had been beaten. In fact, he was the most active every time he climbed the clouds. Whenever he saw Huaide being frustrated, his eyes shone with excitement.
It's not his fault, because the queen always wants to cuckold him? Although Huaide is innocent, he can't stay out of it.
Huaide glanced at him: "It fell."
Tianjun hurriedly said: "I have a good gold wound ointment here, you can use it first."
Huaide waved his hand: "Thank you, no need. I still have some things to deal with, so let's take a step first."
Huaide had the same status as Tianjun, and because he didn't like excessive greetings, he was not so polite when talking to him.
Although the five realms are currently in peace, we must not relax our vigilance. Every fifteenth day, Huaide will go to heaven to listen to his subordinates' reports on the recent trends in all realms. At the same time, he will change the defense of the heavens and strengthen the barriers to prevent intruders.
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When walking towards the sixth heaven, I bumped into a foot stuck on the edge of the border. Then he grabbed the cloud with one hand and exerted force. After a while, a head with a red face slowly came slowly.
exposed.
This person is none other than Yuelao Xinglan, one of the Three Musketeers of the Pillar of Shame in Heaven.
Xinglan is a human cultivator, and his relationship with Huaide is not good. One of the reasons is that Huaide has a bad relationship with Wenqu Xingluquan, the leader of the Three Musketeers, but Luquan has a good relationship with Xinglan. After all, he had a good relationship before.
During those tens of thousands of boring years, he had been relying on Lu Guan to write about being virtuous and benevolent, so he also shared the same hatred of the enemy.
The second reason is: the marriage market is currently sluggish, so in order to earn some spiritual power and improve his cultivation, he has started selling red ropes across borders. In his case, as long as the spiritual power is high, love can transcend species.
When he was in the human world, he relied on this gray income to cultivate to the point of transcending tribulations and becoming the righteous path. When he attained the path, he was only in his early twenties, so when he went to heaven, he still looked like he was twenty years old.
When he arrived in heaven, in order to get twice the result with half the effort in cultivation, he did not abandon his old profession. After his predecessor Yue Lao retired, he began to sell marriages openly. Once, the Queen of Heaven offered five thousand years of spiritual power to buy Huaide's red rope.
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At that time, he was still an ignorant young man who had just ascended to heaven. He did not know who the Queen of Heaven was. He only knew that five thousand years of spiritual power could only be met but not sought, so he agreed.
The consequences can be imagined. Tianjun was so angry that he almost destroyed his cultivation and drove him to the wilderness.
At this moment, Huaide stood on the edge of the cloud with his hands behind his hands, waiting for Xinglan to climb up.
Xinglan, who didn't know why, was still grinning and exerting all his strength. Under a shadow hood, half of his body was on the boundary line, and the other half was hanging in the air. When he was resting, he raised his head, met Huaide's eyes, and started to move in fear.
Once loose, he almost fell back into the human world.
Indecent, really indecent, he had struggled to climb just now, and now he was all wet, like a bald quail in a sorry state, still hanging here half-dead.
"Emperor, Emperor." He stammered in greeting.
Huaide raised his eyebrows: "I heard that Fanfan Mirror is here with you?"
Xinglan shook her head violently, but her body remained honest and she subconsciously touched her chest with one hand.
Seeing this, Huaide took another step forward: "Huh?"
Xinglan was afraid that Huaide would kick him in the face, so he finally gave in. He took out his own Fanfan Mirror and handed it over tremblingly.
Huaide nodded with satisfaction and asked him: "What do you usually use this mirror for?"
Xinglan finally climbed up and knelt at Huaide's feet: "As far as I'm concerned, this is not for female Taoists to use to date men."
Sure enough, he has not forgotten his old profession.
"I won't take this mirror for nothing."
He gestured, tapped Yue Lao's forehead, and continued: "As a return gift, I will give you another exclusive secret technique in exchange."
Xinglan knew that she couldn't refuse him, and thinking that she had earned a lot of spiritual power in the human world, she simply made a favor: "Thank you, Emperor, Xinglan can't thank you enough."
Huaide didn't talk to him anymore, took the mirror and left.
When he was in heaven, he still paid great attention to his cool persona.
Seeing Huaide walking away, Xinglan got up from the ground, patted the non-existent dust on his knees, and cursed in his heart.
What good secret technique can a villain like you give me? I'll wait for your grandfather to find out. If this secret technique is not good, grandpa will break your legs.
At this time, Huaide was about to enter. After hearing Xinglan's words, he teleported back again, his face still expressionless, and called to Xinglan who had just walked two steps away.
"etc."
After Xinglan heard the sound, his scalp went numb and he almost peed in fear. This chapter has been completed!