Chapter 268 Punching the Nanshan Tiger and Kicking the Beihai Dragon.
Chapter 268: Punch the Nanshan tiger and kick the North Sea dragon. Bairen is defeated in Lingxiao Palace, and Tathagata is taken in Leiyin Temple!
Everyone looked at each other in confusion. It sounded like Li Yunze was familiar with the big insect.
"Store."
After regaining his composure, Li Yunze said seriously, "Go and cut two kilograms of cooked beef for each of us. Each of them has three bowls of wine, and I will serve eighteen bowls!"
Everyone was shocked when they heard this.
The shopkeeper hurriedly advised, "Sir, my wine is called 'Tou Ping Xiang' or 'Outdoor Pour'. It is mellow and delicious when you first drink it. After a while, it becomes more powerful and you pour it."
"I understand that too much alcohol can damage the kidneys." Li Yunze nodded and responded, "But I have an iron kidney and am not afraid. And this is Jingyanggang, so of course you have to drink eighteen bowls when you get here. Don't talk too much, just talk.
Just serve wine and meat.”
Leng Han Shixiu immediately slapped the table, "Brother is right, that's how it should be! I want eighteen bowls too!"
Li Yunze had nothing to say to such a fool. He just asked Gongsun Sheng and Yang Zhi to mean what they said.
The shopkeeper's persuasion was fruitless, so Yang Zhi simply put the money on the table and could only shake his head and prepare wine and meat.
Li Yunze, whose face was filled with black lines for a moment, spurned the screenwriter in his heart, pulled out the spear hanging on the victory hook with his backhand, and directly used it as a flying prop to fly away.
The big insect was very smart, and the first thing he attacked was Gongsun Sheng and Shi Xiu, who were at the bottom of the team.
Li Yunze held down the tiger with one hand, and an extremely powerful force burst out, pinning it to the ground.
Yang Zhi and Gongsun Sheng came back to their senses and hurriedly came over to help clean up.
All the way along the road in the mountains, there are sparse woods on both sides.
But that is only when the equipment is neatly equipped, especially when a bow and arrow are in hand.
Even though he was protected by a hard skull, Li Yunze's strength had already reached the limit of human beings. Even if he didn't smash his skull with so many punches, he would still suffer a concussion.
The horse was in pain and neighed and ran forward.
As for the drinks, they were okay. Of course they were not as good as the Royal Wine that Li Yunze drank, but they were pretty good in Yanggu County.
If he hadn't been drunk, Li Yunze would never have taken the initiative to fight the tiger.
Li Yunze's elbow hit him with such terrifying force that his spine was not broken.
It was illegal to kill cattle in the Song Dynasty, but the exception was if the cattle fell to death.
Over there, Li Yunze, who was drunk, was already fighting with the tiger.
Yang Zhi already held his sword in his hand. Gongsun Sheng was busy taking care of Shi Xiu, who was snoring like thunder, but he also took out the long sword with one hand.
"Yes." Yang Zhi eagerly pointed to the tiger over there, "That's a fierce tiger."
He lunged forward and picked up the spear on the ground with a flick of his toes.
"No need to worry." Gongsun Sheng stroked his beard and smiled, "Didn't you see that the general was so confident that he kept his spear pointed forward with the handle?"
As for Li Yunze, he sat quietly by the window, drinking slowly and looking at the scenery outside the window.
In other words, the big insect is nearby!
Shi Xiu lay on the horse and fell asleep without knowing anything. But Gongsun Sheng was frightened and screamed in his heart, "It's bitter~~~"
Then he seized the opportunity and chose to throw away the big gun when the tiger leaped up, and went straight towards the tiger with a sliding shovel.
After he finished his eighteen bowls, he went out and ate the two kilograms of cooked beef on the plate in front of him.
"It doesn't have to be like this."
However, when it was knocked away, the sharp front claws of the big insect still left a few scratches on the hindquarters of Gongsun Sheng's horse.
It was really terrible. He actually hammered a tiger to death with his fist!
A gust of mountain wind blew by, and Li Yunze, who was sweating profusely, was shaken by the wind. The drunkenness gradually dissipated and reason took over in his mind.
The painful tiger over there had also come to his senses, and roared fiercely at Li Yunze with a fierce look in his eyes.
Every time he swings his big gun, the tiger will roar.
They knew that Li Yunze was very powerful and had even killed dozens of horse thieves by himself while riding alone.
The tiger, which had been hit hard one after another, had tenacious vitality and was still struggling for life.
Under the stimulation of alcohol, Li Yunze, who was already red-eyed, had no intention of stopping.
As for whether the cow fell to death on its own or was thrown to death by someone else, no one will delve into it. This kind of thing is about you fooling me, I fooling you, and after the fooling is over, just pull it down.
After all, animals are just like humans, the most critical and important organ is the brain.
Li Yunze waved his hands with a smile and said, "Put away your weapons. This big insect belongs to me today. You are not allowed to interfere."
However, this blow also successfully knocked the tiger down.
Li Yunze's facial features were sharp and he could already smell a pungent smell.
A pair of front paws kept digging at the ground, digging out two holes.
Unexpectedly, Li Yunze actually chose the most primitive and violent method, using fists!
Gongsun Sheng and Yang Zhi stopped after drinking three bowls and ate beef quietly.
Although the big bug was already a protected animal at that time, it could only be watched from a distance but not beaten.
When they turned around, Yang Zhi and Gongsun Sheng seemed fine, but Shi Xiu had already slipped out and snored under the table.
Yang Zhi, who had drawn his sword, wanted to step forward to help, but was stopped by Gongsun Sheng on the side: "The general said, no one wants help."
Fortunately, Li Yunze's spear flew over quickly, and the tail of the spear accurately hit the tiger's waist, knocking it away with a huge impact.
This script is wrong!
Yang Zhi and Gongsun Sheng were slightly startled when they heard this, and then hurriedly wanted to show their loyalty.
You don't need to ask too much to know that it is the liquid used by big insects to mark their territory.
The killed cow will appear on the dining table for those who can afford it.
This is the battle that made Takejiro famous, and it will still be mentioned thousands of years later.
Li Yunze decided to maintain Wu Erlang's reputation.
Li Yunze stood up quickly, and while the tiger was falling, he hit it with an iron mountain and hit its ribs.
The idiom says that the tiger's back is as strong as its back. This tiger's back is really extremely strong.
Over there, Yang Zhi and Gongsun Sheng had smiles on their faces when they saw Li Yunze's immense strength and excellent marksmanship, suppressing the fierce tiger.
The other hand was clenched into a fist as big as a casserole, and he punched his head crazily one after another.
Seeing the motionless tiger at his feet, he was also frightened for a while.
After a few shots, Li Yunze suddenly realized, "Wu Erlang used his fists to fight tigers. I can't lose my identity!"
Yang Zhi immediately fell silent and did not dare to say another word.
The tiger screamed and fell to the ground. Li Yunze flew forward and struck the tiger hard on the back with an elbow.
He put away his long sword after listening to Li Yunze's words. At this time, he couldn't resist even if he wanted to.
As we went deeper and deeper into the hills, the horse became more and more restless.
With that heroic look, he was afraid that others wouldn't know that he was a hero who traveled around the world.
"Punch the Nanshan tiger, kick the North Sea dragon. Defeat Bai Ren in the Lingxiao Palace, and subjugate the Tathagata in the Leiyin Temple! This is what a true hero should do throughout the thousands of worlds!"
Putting the slightly trembling fist behind his back, which was already bleeding and broken, Li Yunze raised his chin and snorted, "Why are you still standing? Come here, pick up this big insect and drag it down the mountain."
Li Yunze and others rode horses for several miles up the hill, and saw the government's tiger warning notice in front of the ruined temple on the hillside.
One punch followed by another hundred punches, until the tiger's skull was shattered, and then he took a deep breath and stopped.
Fortunately, the result was pretty good, not only maintaining the character but also creating a story that will be famous throughout the ages.
What's more, the tiger's speed is extremely fast, which is completely crushing compared to humans. Moreover, the tiger's palm has huge strength, and a slap can have tons of impact.
But Li Yunze had already stood up and said, "Take him with you and set off to Jingyanggang."
Li Yunze had already dismounted, facing the charging horse, he quickly stepped forward and flipped it to the ground, "Get out of the way, don't block the way!"
The tiger's claws are not only sharp, but its powerful intimidation and roar can greatly affect the opponent's mental state. When ordinary people encounter this situation, they may even become too frightened and become unable to move.
There was endless shock and admiration in their eyes.
Li Yunze, who was sliding and shoveling, took advantage of the tiger passing over his head and kicked up his legs neatly. This move was the rabbit kicking the eagle that Zhou Tong taught him.
I never thought that Li Yunze would actually throw away his big gun and get up close. I was so scared that I broke out in sweat.
"I don't have the capacity to drink, but I still have to be so heroic." Yang Zhi couldn't stand this.
It's too fierce, inhuman. The ancient overlord of Chu was nothing more than this.
In an instant, a big, eye-catching white-fronted insect suddenly jumped out of the woods and grass beside the road!
Under the huge impact, the tiger was kicked directly.
"It doesn't matter." Li Yunze waved his hand, "This kind of temperament is good, at least it is difficult to be bribed to rebel."
Since Takerō's identity is used, it is better not to lose his battle to become famous and lose an article in the textbooks of future generations.
Fortunately, this has no effect on Li Yunze. He is a man who has been wallowing on the battlefield for many years. He has walked through mountains of corpses and seas of blood. The roar of a tiger is nothing.
Jingyanggang is said to be a hill, but its area is not small.
Shixiu, a desperate Saburo, has a standard performance of a stupid young man. He pours bowls of drinks into his stomach one after another without saying a word. After each bowl, he will yell, "Happy!"
Taking Li Yunze's marksmanship as an example, it would not be a problem to shoot an arrow through a tiger's eye.
Li Yunze strengthened his strength but not his body, so he used the big gun in his hand to open the distance between him and the tiger.
The cooked beef is well cooked and the sauce tastes delicious.
"This is a military order!"
When he stood up straight and wiped the sweat from his forehead, and looked at Yang Zhi and Gongsun Sheng not far away, the two people over there were already in the state of 'w(?Д?)w'.
"Ah?" Yang Zhi was even more surprised, "I thought he held it backwards because he was nervous."
'It's all that wine's fault!'
After a hundred punches, the tiger's struggle finally began to weaken, and blood began to flow from its eye sockets, nostrils, ear holes, and the tiger's mouth.
The huge impact directly broke the tiger's ribs.
Yang Zhi looked at Li Yunze's expression carefully and saw that except for his rosy complexion, he did not look drunk. "General."
The tiger was tied with a rope to the back of two horses, and Yang Zhi led the horses down the mountain.
Li Yunze got on his horse and quietly cleaned up the wound on his fist.
Gongsun Sheng was miserable and still led the horse to take care of Shi Xiu, who was still snoring.
All the way down the mountain to the county government office in Yanggu County, the whole county was boiling!