This scene feels weird no matter how you look at it.
Kai is not stupid. Kai has been worried since the beginning and has been thinking about how to escape. As a result... Zeus turned away and ignored him, and instead had a heated fight with Thor. Kai was not jealous, after all, he was a bad old man.
Have no friendship with him.
But the problem is, this isn't right.
Kai and Zeus had a deep hatred, but Zeus ignored him as an enemy and instead played acrobatics with that silly boy Thor... This was not a serious approach.
Soon when Thor said that he wanted Zeus to lend him thunder and fire.
An idea flashed in Kai's mind.
Then I felt dumbfounded!
What the hell is going on!
Of course, Thor and Zeus broke down. Zeus yelled that Thor was an idiot and talked about dreams, while Thor yelled that Zeus was a coward and a waste who dared not face a strong enemy.
Then Zeus seemed to have broken his guard... Kai felt that this guy's acting skills were really bad. Kai had said this before. Although he was angry just now, he didn't break his guard!
Then Zeus became angry and directly raised the thunder fire and threw it at Thor!
Then the funniest thing happened. Thor used his might and force to break the golden chain, and he grabbed the thunderbolt before it hit him!
Then he shot back at Zeus!
Zeus was shot through the chest and fell directly from the high platform.
Dead!
Damn it!
Kai was speechless.
This trick to fool children is so fake.
However, the gods at the scene screamed one by one and began to run away... No... are you idiots? You can't tell that this is fake?
Thor was not stupid, he waved at the thunder and fire, and the thunder and fire flew directly back to Thor's hand.
Then Thor helped Kai break the golden chain, and then directly grabbed Thoth... and asked him to take him and Kai to escape.
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The journey went smoothly for a few people.
After Thoth took them away from the Pantheon, Thor immediately summoned Heimdall, and then the group of people returned to Asgard.
Everything went smoothly!
Thor was naturally very happy to get the new artifact. Although he likes to use hammers, he also likes to face thunder and fire. After all, everyone is a throwing weapon. What's more, the flexibility of thunder and fire is much stronger than Thor's hammer.
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Not only that, Thunder Fire is also more docile and doesn't have so many demands.
The key is that the power is not small at all!
It is indeed the weapon that Zeus became famous for.
On that day, a big banquet was held in the sky.
Thoth, Aphrodite and Melinoe have never been to Asgard and are very curious about everything about Asgard, especially Asgard's special drinking table culture...
It has to be said that although Asgard's drinking table culture is rough, it is a way to vent one's anger.
Here, there is no need to be like in the Pantheon, even if everyone is actually a wild person, they still have to pretend to be human.
How can you be happy here?
It's so fun to brag, spank, and use dirty words.
At least Melinoe, a good girl, has never seen this.
Thoth was also intoxicated.
The only one who wasn't happy was Aphrodite.
On the one hand, the men here don't quite match her taste.
She likes handsome men. In Greek mythology, Zeus is the king in real life, but in terms of emotions, there is another person who rules the gods. She is Aphrodite, the goddess of love. The power of love is really too great.
Except for those frigid virgin goddesses, no god will not be swayed by love. Even Zeus is often manipulated. That is to say, Aphrodite is big-breasted and brainless, lacking ambition and resourcefulness.
If she really wants to rewrite the myth, it will definitely be easy. As the goddess of love, Aphrodite's thoughts are devoted to love. From a male perspective, she can be described as the ideal person in the myth. This is because
She has both beautiful looks and a debauched style. No matter whether it is a god or a mortal, as long as she likes her, she can make a lot of difference. In Chinese terms, it is called romantic if it sounds good, and it is called romantic if it sounds bad.
That's a "broken shoe". The penis of Uranus, the grandfather of Zeus, fell into the sea, and Aphrodite was born from the "white waves". Beauty is the pass for beauty, and many people work hard to achieve it throughout their lives.
Wealth and status that cannot be obtained by beautiful women can be obtained effortlessly with a smile. In Greek mythology, the status of the great gods is not easy to obtain, and it requires a lot of struggle and hard work. Only Aphrodite, because
Her beauty has given her a high status since she was born. According to her seniority, she can be regarded as the aunt of Zeus. However, even if Zeus later overthrew the rule of the previous generation of gods, she could still be ranked among the twelve gods, and her status was very stable.
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However, Zeus may have his own selfish reasons for retaining Aphrodite's status. When the greatest pervert met the most beautiful woman, how could he suppress the raging desire in his heart? So there is a saying that Zeus was obsessed with Aphrodite.
Rodite launched a crazy pursuit, but was rejected. According to this statement, the following story is like a Chinese classic: There was a wealthy family on Mount Olympus, and the owner was named Zeus.
, there was a maid named Aphrodite, who had the appearance of a fish and a wild goose, and the appearance of a flower shy of the moon. Because the wealthy man wanted to pester him, the maid just went to sue the mistress, but she refused to comply. The wealthy man wanted to pester him.
He kept this hatred in his heart, but instead paid some dowry and married him to Hephaestus, the god of fire. This god of fire had a ferocious face, a ridiculous mind, and was lame in one leg. The people of Olympus named him a
He was nicknamed "Lame Hephaestus". After Hephaestus married that woman, there were several treacherous and frivolous young men in Mount Olympus who came to his house to trouble him and often stood at the door.
He shouted: "What a piece of mutton, it fell into the dog's mouth!"
You must have recognized that this passage comes from the classic "Water Margin". The story of Aphrodite being revenged by Zeus and marrying Hephaestus seems to be the Greek version of Pan Jinlian. In the story of these two women
In the novel, whether it is Hephaestus or Wu Dalang, their appearance and status cannot satisfy the heroines. However, adhering to women's ethics leads to such an end, which will undoubtedly have a strong blow to the heroines' three views. Perhaps
It was in an unhappy marriage that Aphrodite, like Pan Jinlian, completed the transformation from a virgin to a slut.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Dear readers, Hephaestus has a brother from the same mother, named Ares.
With thousands of kilograms of strength, Zeus made him the God of War. Aphrodite looked at Ares and thought to herself: "Hephaestus and he are biological brothers, and he was born like this."
When I grow up, it’s not a waste of my life to marry such a man. Look at my ‘lame Hephaestus’, he looks three parts like a human and seven parts like a ghost. I’m so unlucky! Why not call him Chang?
Come to my house? I don’t want this marriage to be here!"
In "Water Margin", Pan Jinlian was moved by Wu Dalang's brother Wu Song, and Aphrodite was also moved by Hephaestus' brother Ares. However, what is different from "Water Margin" is that Ares
Unlike Wu Song, who was calm and relaxed, he immediately got involved with Aphrodite. Hephaestus often went to work in the blacksmith shop, and Ares walked in the door.
In "Water Margin" Wang Po once discussed with Ximen Qing how to pick up girls, and put forward the five basic principles of Pan, Donkey, Deng, Xiao and Xian. The official Ares actually complied with most of them: as the God of War,
Although he does not have the feminine beauty of a jade tree facing the wind like Pan An, he still has a masculine charm that fascinates women. Gods are different from mortals. Except for Hephaestus, few people have the same body organs.
There is no need to doubt the shortcomings of "donkey"; let alone the wealth comparable to Deng Tong, the gods are still worried about having no money to spend? In terms of leisure, except for some coolies, most of the lives of the gods are eating, drinking and having fun all day long.
, a lot of time can be freely arranged; the only thing that the God of War lacks is probably the "little" aspect. He is rough and arrogant by nature and is not very good at being a low-key little person. However, Aphrodite is also unrestrained and not the kind of person who spends all day long.
For such a petty-tempered daughter, this would not be a problem at all. Therefore, when Ares and Aphrodite got together, they immediately burned like dry wood meeting a raging fire.
Of course, these are all jokes. Aphrodite was not forced to be dissolute, but she was very dissolute.
But no matter what, Aphrodite likes handsome men.
For example, Adonis is a famously beautiful boy. If Zeus saw this existence, he would probably want to get involved. Because of him, Aphrodite and Persephone were about to fight. Another example is An
Prince Cassis, who is not very famous, is a brave and smart man. His temperament and wisdom make Aphrodite fall in love. He is the father of the Trojan prince Aeneas. He and Aphrodite
When Dite met, she was attracted by her beauty and charm. They fell in love and gave birth to Aeneas.
In order to punish Aphrodite, Zeus made her fall in love with a man and made her son an important figure in the Trojan War. Zeus also told Anchises not to reveal Aeneas's life experience, otherwise he would be punished.
He was punished. But Anchises did not listen to Zeus. In order to protect his son, he told the Trojan King Priam the secret between him and Aphrodite. When Zeus knew it, he was very angry and asked Anchises to
Cassis was blind and lame. But this did not affect his relationship with Aphrodite. They still loved each other deeply.
These are the love stories of Aphrodite. She is a goddess who dares to love and hate. She doesn’t care about other people’s opinions and evaluations. She only pursues her own happiness. She conquered countless gods and people with her beauty and charm.
, she also used her true feelings and courage to protect the one she loved. She is the embodiment of love and a symbol of beauty. She is Aphrodite, the goddess of beauty.
She is famous for her beauty!
Asgardians...can't say that they are not handsome, mainly because the aesthetics of Asgardians are seriously inconsistent with Aphrodite!
For example, Asgardians like muscles.
Aphrodite also likes muscles, but she prefers the kind that are evenly distributed and just right. But the Asgardians are pursuing the kind of big muscles! And it is best to have fat-packed muscles... Yes, that's right
The kind of strong man with the belly of a general is the beauty in the eyes of Asgardians!
Because this kind of muscle is what a real macho man should have. The kind of muscles that come out of the gym look very powerful, but in fact they have no practical significance... Asgardians like brave warriors. And a brave warrior should be
Lipid muscle.
Aphrodite prefers the figure of ancient Greek sculptures, which cannot have flesh. If there is flesh, it will not look good.
To put it simply, the kind of beautiful boy Aphrodite likes is definitely a sissy in Asgard. Not to mention popular, even if others see him, he will only laugh at her.
It doesn’t matter if there are no good-looking boys.
The key is that Aphrodite actually found... that she was not popular.
Perhaps it is because Ragnarok has always been on the heads of Asgardians, but in short, Asgardians have a very pragmatic personality, which has been integrated into all aspects of Asgard, including aesthetics.
No matter where she is, Aphrodite will be sought after by all men.
But in Asgard, there was no such interest.
To put it simply, many Asgardians would light up when they saw Aphrodite, but after taking a closer look, they would shake their heads and lose interest.
There's no way, Aphrodite doesn't fit in with Asgardian aesthetics at all.
Their aesthetics are very...how should I put it?
It's not that they don't think Aphrodite is not beautiful, it's just that... it doesn't meet their standards. Things like beauty are similar. Maybe Asgardians don't understand what art is, but good-looking things are good-looking.
There is nothing to argue with this.
But the problem is, the woman they like must not be weak!
The mother of a warrior should also be a warrior!
Aphrodite is so beautiful, like a gorgeous vase and a beautiful flower.
Asgardians may think she is beautiful, but no one would want her because it is impractical! She does not look like a strong woman at first glance, and she feels like she will cry for a long time if she is punched.
If I have to say, Athena will definitely be welcomed as never before in Asgard. Because she completely matches the aesthetics of Asgardian men. She is beautiful, brave, and heroic. Aphrodite is far behind.
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This made Aphrodite very unhappy.,
Even if there are no good-looking men, these men are so blind!
No wonder the gods hate Asgard!
This place is indeed very different from the Pantheon.
But Aphrodite soon let go of this little discomfort...after all, she had her own goals.
Although she is wild, she also has principles, that is, she loves one person when she meets him, and she will never fall in love with two men at the same time!
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Kai didn't go wild and drink with those Asgardian guys...these beasts really drank to death.
For them, not drinking guests down is definitely a sign of being unhospitable.
Kai has been here several times and has been deeply affected by it.
