Thor felt that the battle was so frustrating. He came together and was beaten up. There was no honor... After he got back, he couldn't even blow his pussy.
What the Asgardians value most is honor. In a battle, how many enemies you kill and how much credit you make are all bragging materials! This is the most important part of the life of the Asgardians. They like to drink, but you can't let them get drunk, so you have to have something to accompany them.
Bragging is the best recipe for wine!
This thing has scientific basis!
Alcohol has a certain impact on the human nervous system and will lead to certain changes in people's thinking and behavior. When people drink too much, the function of the cerebral cortex will be inhibited, and the more primitive brain areas will be more active. This leads to people being more impulsive, emotional, and thinking will become less clear after drinking. Secondly, drinking will reduce people's self-awareness and self-evaluation will become less accurate. Therefore, when drinking, people often exaggerate and exaggerate their abilities and experiences to improve their self-confidence and self-esteem. In addition, the social nature of drinking
It is also an important reason for bragging. During the drinking process, people often get together with their friends to communicate and interact. In this case, people will naturally want to express themselves and make others leave a good impression of themselves. Therefore, bragging has also become a social behavior, making people more comfortable in social occasions. In short, drinking too much will lead to certain changes in people's thinking and behavior, and at the same time it will reduce self-awareness and inaccurate self-evaluation. In this case, people often brag to improve their self-confidence and self-esteem.
Wine is a magical drink that excites true nature. It is the one that can best set off the atmosphere of the wine table, and it is also the one that can best tap people's feelings. Many people speak without restraint when they drink, and others like to hear what they don't like to hear will say it all out. After three glasses of wine, men who are usually very quiet also begin to become cynical and are not easy to express dissatisfaction. At this time, they will also express it through alcohol. This is a typical loss of "discourse control". They speak for the sake of speaking and venting for the sake of venting. After drinking for three rounds, some of them are not revealed in full. In the eyes of sober people, these people are bragging.
People who like to talk often will naturally not lose their appeal at the table. They are usually the focus, and will only be like a tiger at the table. But for people who are usually very quiet, this is very difficult. If no one pays attention, if they don’t show it at the table, then the ending waiting for him is "sinking the sea". At this time, with the spirit of alcohol, they also have the desire to express themselves. No matter how many words or chat, just talk about it casually. Then what topics can attract people? Of course, they are those news, gossip, and strange things that can shock people. If these examples are made into your own personal experience, the effect will definitely be greatly improved. Then you will notice that he is bragging.
Most people at the table were bragging unscrupulously, bragging about how awesome they were, how awesome they were, how awesome they were, how awesome they were, and then they wanted to crush others mentally. Since everyone else started performing, why did I have to listen quietly? Anyway, no one went to verify that no one was going to expose it, and I was beaten, and I was happy first. In this way, as soon as I drank, men started to blow, one after another, and it was so unhappy.
Wine is indeed a catalyst for emotions, which can accelerate the speed and degree of emotional venting. Some people drink and brag to overwhelm others mentally and let others know that they contain terrible energy; some people drink and brag to gain temporary pleasure, just laugh and vent; but wine always wakes up one day, and for those who drink too much at the table, they may not remember your performance, but for those who have been sober? I am afraid that you will become a joke on other people’s tables in the future.
For Asgardians, drinking itself has a strong social attribute!
Who would drink alone?
This is the saying of Asgard... Although there are people who often drink alone, that is Odin... There is no way. He has no friends.
He was so virtuous when he was young that he was able to have friends, but he didn't even have comrades in his army. His comrades were either dead in battle or old age, and he was truly alone.
Except for Frigaon and him, Thor and Loki actually didn't like drinking with Odin. There was no way. Odin didn't look like an Asgardian in this regard. What does an Asgardian look like.
You must be in public places like bars or halls, and a large group of people will not drink in a slight way. You need a big glass or a big gulp.
The side dishes are also very simple, meat! A lot of meat!
For Asgardians, vegetables are actually fruits. They can be eaten, but they will not be eaten on a regular meal. They prefer meat.
Then there is noisy!
The more quarrels, the better. Everyone fights and scolds and brags. In short, the more lively the better.
Finally, everyone drank together, and this was the perfect cocktail party.
Where is Odin? He drinks silently, neither bragging nor making a big fuss, nor bragging.
Can this be considered an Asgardian?
Of course, bragging is not the main goal, the main goal is to praise the merits!
Honors on the battlefield are the most important honors in their lives for the Asgardians, so they will try their best to show off their achievements!
The cruelest and most popular one is Jingguan!
In ancient wars, Jingguan, a remarkable invention and innovation, has always attracted much attention. Jingguan used the bodies of the losers of the war as the cornerstone to build majestic buildings, and its spectacular scene is breathtaking. In history, many generals such as Xiang Yu, Wang Mang, Deng Ai, etc. have all used the construction of Jingguan to show off their military achievements. Even Goguryeo, far away from abroad, had imitated this move, but in the end, under the military strike of Emperor Taizong of Tang, his Jingguan was destroyed. However, in addition to Jingguan, what methods did ancient people use to demonstrate their military achievements?
In ancient times, every general was eager to establish immortal military achievements, which contained countless sacrifices and glory. How to show these military achievements in a commemorative way has become a challenge faced by the generals. Because of this, a creepy invention of military achievements, Jingguan, came into being.
Jingguan, a giant building with the bones of the failed square as the foundation, was completely made up of flesh and blood of enemy soldiers. In Erya, "the highest is the capital", while "Guan" refers to the platform, so Jingguan is a high platform made of flesh and blood. This invention has been recorded as early as the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. For example, after the Battle of Bi in the Jin and Chu battle for hegemony, the Chu general Pan Dang proposed to build Jingguan with the bodies of Jin soldiers. The reason was that "the defeat of the enemy must show his descendants to never forget his martial arts." However, Chu
The king did not accept this proposal in the end. The comic strips of the Jin and Chu battle for hegemony depicted the cruelty and glory of ancient wars. During the Warring States Period, the construction of Jingguan reached a new height. In the war of Yan's revenge on Qi, the Yan army won a great victory, and Qi was almost destroyed. The Yan army then built many "skeleton platforms" in the territory, and built high platforms with the heads of the Qi army. These relics can still be found in Yi County, Hebei. It can be seen that the number of military and civilians in Qi State who were killed to make skeleton platforms may reach hundreds of thousands.
However, it is interesting that although Jingguan is regarded as a symbol of military and unkindness in Confucianism, Wang Mang also built Jingguan. According to the "Book of Han: Biography of Zhai Fangjin", after defeating Zhai Yi, Wang Mang built the corpses of the rebels of the three tribes and killing their seeds, he built the bodies of the rebels of the traitors, Jingguan and others into the Wujun seal, which were six feet high and six feet wide, and he wrote the "Where is the anti-capitulation and rebels of the traitors". This shows that Wang Mang's so-called self-restraint and rebels are conditional: only those who are beneficial to him will abide by the etiquette and law; while for those who are unfavorable to him, he chose to deal with them in the Jingguan method.
From this we can see that ancient military generals demonstrated their military achievements through Jingguan, which was actually a "art of death" containing rudeness, blood, barbarity and terror. It is worth mentioning that this practice of piled up enemy corpses is not unique to the East, but also in the West. For example, in the Battle of Canny, the Romans suffered a fatal blow, while the famous Carthage general Hannibal piled up the Romans' bodies together. This move deeply shocked the Romans. However, in the memory of Westerners, the most terrifying thing was probably the Mongols' Jingguan project. The Jingguan built by Tolei after breaking through various places in Khwarezm was unparalleled.
The Asgardians used to do this, and there were many worlds that were destroyed by them. After all, Odin destroyed a race just by forcing the robbery of the people.
So with Odin, they often cast Jingguan!
Unfortunately, with the development of the times, this method has gradually been abandoned.
First of all, it is too barbaric. Except for a few psychopaths, no one likes to look at a lot of heads. Secondly, it is unhygienic. So many heads are piled together and it is easy to breed bacteria.
Secondly, Odin pays attention to peace... This is not just a small conflict. After a war, it is at most a scale of thousands of people, and even fewer people have been killed. This kind of person can't even be equipped with a pedestal of Jingguan, which is a big deal!
So only the praises are left!
Of course, this kind of praise will eventually turn into irrelevant and random slap.
I wish he could fight the most in the universe.
But that's all after drinking too much. After all, everyone knows that you are bragging and no one will take it seriously.
But before drinking high, you must be meaningful.
If you brag before you even get high, everyone will look down on you!
Thor was very distressed. This time he went back, he was going to be ridiculed.
That's right, even if Thor is the king now, he will still be ridiculed for not having enough military achievements when he goes back.
Of course Odin won't be ridiculed.
But Thor is not Odin after all, and Odin's record does not need to be praised... The devastating things he did are already exaggerated. To be honest, Thor is less than ten positions from his father, and he can make everyone admit that he is the king with convincing heart.
The main reason is that his great-grandfather is the king, his grandfather is the king, and his father is the king, so he is naturally the king.
At this point, Thor's strong claim is unshakable. Everyone is used to being kings from his family. No one will think there is any problem with this... After all, the previous kings were too capable, which led everyone to take it for granted that the king should belong to their family.
But acknowledging him as king does not mean admitting his achievements.
The Asgardians are very stubborn about this.
Even if Odin came to power back then, he relied on his achievements to convince everyone.
Thor is just a young man. Indeed, Thor has indeed won many enemies over the years, but compared to his father and grandfather, it is far behind.
There was no way, his parents pulled the threshold too high.
Now this trip to the center of the earth, Thor didn't say that he would make a whole trip, but he didn't make much contribution.
Either you are being beaten or on the way to being beaten.
What's more, there were only three or two kittens left in his army... Most of them were even missing... The Snow Demon's breath just now frozen all the remains into scum...
A big loss and a loss!
However, the surviving Asgard warriors were very happy, after all, they survived!
This is an epic battle, even comparable to the military achievements Odin made in leading his ancestors back then. They did not have Thor's distress. They fought hard and finally survived. This is the best reward. They are soldiers and do not need to be responsible for casualties.
This is their lifetime honor.
As for the dead comrades... they will be sad, but not so sad.
After all, death in battle is the destination of all warriors. The Asgardians never shed tears for their relatives and friends. On the contrary, they would be very pleased because this is their honor. They did not evade their responsibilities and treated their enemies with extremely bravery. If they died in battle, they only meant that they were coming to an end. They believed that these warriors would return to their ancestors and be on par with their ancestors in the palace of their ancestors. They would boast about their military achievements loudly to all their ancestors and tell the strength of the enemies they face!
The Asgardians don't like to portray their enemies as clowns or fools!
To belittle the enemy is to belittle yourself.
If your enemies are clowns and fools, then such people can make you fall into a tough battle and die, what are you?
A fool who is more stupid than a fool?
Therefore, Asgard always treats the enemy as objective as possible... Sometimes it is even too "objective". Later generations feel that their ancestors are so cool, so even such enemies can be won.
Gu Yi finally came back at this time.
Her face was not good-looking.
Too much consumption.
There is no way, it is really not easy to control such a huge creature. This is especially true when there is no way to rely on the power of great protection.
There is no way, the two nodes of the Great Guardian were destroyed and were invaded by different dimensions, so they had no spare time to help Gu Yi.