Demon Queen: "Ye Hei, you guys are too perverted. But I like the queen, hehehe."
Fortune teller: "The Jade Emperor is the Lord of the Three Realms after all, and his strength is unfathomable. Ye Hei, you are so bold. Do you think the Jade Emperor is a vegetarian?"
Yan Shuangying couldn't help but complain that Ye Fan was too courageous and full of bad ideas.
He actually asked Xuanzang to be the Green Jade Emperor. Let’s not talk about the issue of green or not. Even the Queen Mother and Guanyin would not agree. These are Da Luo Jinxian, veteran powerful men in mythology. Even if Xuanzang is promoted to Da Luo Jinxian, he is currently afraid
I can't beat him either.
Ye Fan is really not shady: "Group leader, what's the matter? As far as I know, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are not Taoist lovers, they are just work colleagues. One is in charge of the male immortals and the three realms, and the other is in charge of the female immortals and internal affairs. I see this
The Queen Mother is very fond of Brother Xuan, so we must not miss this opportunity."
Playboy: “That makes sense.”
Immortal King An Lan: "Brother Xuan, I also support you. These are your best helpers in the future, and they must be won."
Hua Xiaogu: "No, no. Master, don't believe them, they are too bad."
Empress Qingqiu: "Ahem, Holy Monk Xuanzang, a moment of spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold, and the three thousand female disciples are among the immortals."
Little Fairy of Peach Blossom Island: "Hey!"
Spring and Autumn Sword Armor: "Eat melon!"
Journey to the West Bible seeker: "I shouldn't have asked you, it's all a bad idea."
Xuanzang was also speechless. These scammers kept coming up with their ideas.
Green Jade Emperor? Even though the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are not Taoist lovers, they still have a lot of face.
It's okay to think about this kind of thing, but it's very difficult to put it into practice.
Yijian Qing'er: "If that's the case, then let's try to find ways to deal with it. Anyway, we will survive this disaster."
Ancestor Witch Houtu: "It makes sense, adapt to circumstances. Xuanzang, if you encounter a crisis that cannot be solved, I can help you."
Journey to the West Buddhist scripture seeker: "Thank you very much."
Xuanzang thanked him, but he did not dare to let Hou Tu come over.
Otherwise, the two back soil sensors will not know what will happen when the time comes.
Later, Xuanzang turned off the live broadcast.
…
Chen Mansion.
In the antique lobby, Mrs. Chen sat at the main seat, with Guanyin and Tianyu Bodhisattva standing on one side.
Mrs. Chen had a faint smile on her face and said:
"Holy monk, this journey to the west has been bumpy, with tigers, leopards and wolves on the road. It took me who knows how many years to reach the west. Is it worth it for you?"
After hearing this, Xuanzang said:
"Of course it's not worth it. I wasted a lot of time on the westward journey just for those few scriptures.
If only a few books could help sentient beings overcome suffering and eliminate disasters, then the world would have been at peace."
"!" Sun Wukong.
"As expected of the master." Bajie thought to himself.
"..."
Guanyin was silent. Xuanzang was too stubborn.
The Queen Mother found it interesting and said, "Why go if it's not worth it?"
"Madam, do you know what destiny is?" Xuanzang asked.
"Destiny?" The Queen Mother's eyes looked strange.
"The so-called destiny, well, it is destiny!"
"Everything is destined." Xuanzang said.
"That's it, that's it." The Queen Mother nodded.
"Holy Monk, since you think it's not worthwhile to go to the West to learn scriptures, why don't you stay with us? Our daughters' families are weak and need the protection of men?"
The incarnation of Tianyu Bodhisattva said, putting on a pitiful look.
"Monkey, look, let me tell you, they have fallen in love with the master and are looking for a son-in-law." Bajie said, a little excited.
"I, Mr. Sun, don't think the master will agree."
Sun Wukong said that he had confidence in Xuanzang and continued to watch the play.
"Is this appropriate? I still have a few disciples here." Xuanzang said.
"What's wrong with this, Holy Monk, let your apprentice go to the West first. It would be great if you stay here, spread the branches and spread the incense." said the Queen Mother, her smile becoming warmer.
"..." Bajie.
I have given this good thing to Master, are they not worthy of it?
I thought that since the master ate meat, he could drink some soup, but now it seems there is nothing.
"Hey, female Bodhisattva, you all have good plans. Unfortunately, my master is a great monk, and even you women can seduce my master." Sun Wukong said disdainfully.
"Kongkong, you still understand me." Xuanzang said.
"Kongkong!" Sun Wukong couldn't help but shudder when he heard this.
"Ding, trigger the task of doing one good deed a day. Accept the Chen family's request and take care of the Chen family for three days. The task is completed and you will receive any random reward."
"..." Xuanzang.
At the critical moment, the system actually caused trouble again.
I had to take care of the Chen family for three days, let alone three days or even one day.
Especially this Heavenly Desire Bodhisattva, although he is a Buddhist, he is more of a fairy than a fairy.
"Holy monk, we have a family of five. I have four daughters. As long as you stay, you can choose any of the four daughters you want."
The Queen Mother said that she had everything in her mind, as if she had everything under control.
"What, four daughters!" Bajie was shocked.
I thought there were only Guanyin and Tianyu, but now there were two more, and Bajie's heart was moved.
"Come out, Lan'er, Qi'er." The Queen Mother clapped her hands.
Behind the rolling curtain, two more graceful figures of women floated over.
One was wearing a blue dress, and the other was wearing a pale purple dress. Their temperament was ethereal and fairy-like. Their steps were very agile, their smiles were full of smiles, and their steps were brisk like elves.
"It's so beautiful, fairy!"
Bajie sighed, his eyes filled with red hearts.
When Sun Wukong saw Bajie's hopeless look, he kicked him and said:
"Go, go, you idiot. You really don't have any determination."
"You stinky monkey, you deserve to be single." Bajie said angrily.
Sun Wukong didn't feel the evil spirit, but he couldn't see the flaw. He felt that something might happen if he continued, so he said:
"Master, I think these female Bodhisattvas are too enthusiastic, so I'd better leave here."
"Damn monkey, it's so late at night, why don't we leave here and sleep in the wilderness?" Bajie said angrily.
"Little Master Sun, what bad thoughts can there be in our family of orphans and widowers? Do you think so?"
The Queen Mother said, looking at Sun Wukong.
With just one glance, Sun Wukong felt his soul tremble, his back felt cold, and a chill suddenly arose.
This feeling rarely occurs, except when I met the Tathagata five hundred years ago.
I also met Guanyin Bodhisattva, but it was not as strong as Mrs. Chen in front of me.
"It's terrible, it's terrible. Who is the master this time? This is clearly threatening my grandson." Sun Wukong scratched his hand and felt that something was not good.
After being warned by the Queen Mother, Sun Wukong did not dare to speak for a while, at least openly.
"Holy Monk, as long as you are willing and willing to stay and take care of our family, you can choose any of my four daughters. It doesn't matter if you choose them all," the Queen Mother said.
Bajie on the side was so envious that he could only stare at him.
"Madam, actually I think you are quite good!"
"!
"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva and Heavenly Desire Bodhisattva were shocked.
The Queen Mother was a little surprised, but she covered her face and said with a smile: