Chapter 362: The toad jumps on the feet, does not bite, but responds with fear.
He Tiantian didn't believe it. She frowned and shouted loudly: "Come here, go find Uncle Qingshui and Uncle Chang Gong!"
As she spoke, she walked over and helped Da Ya and Xiao Douzi.
Hearing what she said, Dong Gougou covered his face and shouted loudly: "What are you looking for for them? What are you looking for for them? It's just a widow and two oil bottles, what's the point of a couple of beatings?"
As he spoke, he walked out of the courtyard.
At this time, Xiuniang had tears streaming down her face. She hugged Daya and Xiaodouzi while biting her lip.
He Tiantian was so angry that he chased after him and kicked Dong Gou Gou in the back, instantly knocking the shit out of him.
Dong Gou Gou rolled around drunk and cursed: "Isn't she just a widow? All the men in the village are sleeping, what if I touch her?"
Xiuniang couldn't help it anymore and sobbed: "What nonsense are you talking about? I have two children as my duty, and no one in the village knows that, so how can they say this about me?"
"What are you talking about! I'm still sleeping with you!" Dong Gou Gou's mouth was still dirty.
He Tiantian really wanted to sew his mouth shut.
Sitting in this courtyard were not only the villagers of Tianshui Village, but also the dignitaries in the capital. His making such a fuss was simply a smear on He Tiantian's face.
Dong Gou Gou didn't notice at all, he was still lying on the ground and rolling around, talking non-stop, talking about Xiu Niang in an extremely unbearable manner.
He Tiantian took a rag and walked towards him.
Before she could reach Dong Gou Gou, she heard a soprano voice: "I said that my eyelids are twitching all the time today. It turns out that there are animals coming to the door! You said you are looking for death and you don't even look where you are!"
The one who cursed was none other than Aunt Jiang.
Aunt Jiang ran to Dong Gougou first, kicked him hard, and scolded him: "If it weren't for being too busy today, I wouldn't be able to let an animal like you in. After drinking two ounces of cat urine, how dare you
Roll around in my house!"
"What the hell..."
"It's none of my business that you are acting bad in my house? Besides, Xiuniang is from our Dazhai Village. If you dare to bully her, I won't cut off your hair!" Aunt Jiang said as she spoke.
Kneel down and pluck the dog's hair.
Dong Gougou was barking wildly when she grabbed him, and the yard burst into laughter.
Also laughing along was Dong Qingshui.
Jiang Changgong, who came with him, did not smile. He looked at Xiu Niang solemnly, and then shouted loudly: "Dong Gou Gou, I thought you were a human being, and you went to the general's house to make mischief!"
Dong Gou Gou covered his head and bared his teeth and said: "What am I talking about? She is a widow, and all the men in the village are..."
Jiang Changgong didn't let him finish. He took a step forward, kicked him hard, and then said: "There are many people from Tianshui Village here. Can you tell me, is Xiu Niang that kind of person?"
"If Xiu Niang is that kind of person, I will write the word "jiang" upside down!" Aunt Jiang shouted loudly, "But you, let alone Tianshui Village, with a radius of hundreds of miles, who doesn't know who you are? I see you
You’re causing trouble on purpose! It’s so shameless!”
Dong Gouou was not convinced. With the strength of his drink, he grabbed Aunt Jiang's skirt and started to play tricks on her. "You dare to scold me? I'll show you the tricks today!"
Aunt Jiang hurriedly covered her skirt. At this moment, Jiang Changgong stepped forward, kicked Dong Gou Gou away, and then said angrily: "Qingshui, you are the head of Tianshui Village, you put an end to this matter!"
Dong Qingshui scolded with a sullen face: "Dong Gou Gou! If you dare to mess around again, my Tianshui Village will not be able to tolerate you!"
"You can't tolerate me? I can't tolerate you! You have a wife and children who are hot on the bed all day long. I am alone and deserted. Why can't I marry a wife?!" Dong Gouou shouted loudly.
"You can't marry a daughter-in-law justly? What's wrong with bullying a woman?!" Jiang Changgong shouted angrily.
"How do I get married? How do I get married?" Dong Gou Gou put on a scoundrel look, "You are still the patriarch of your Jiang family. You can't even get a wife, let alone me! I'll tell you today.
I just left it here, I have fallen in love with this little widow! Not only did I touch her today, I also slept with her, she is mine!"
As soon as these words were spoken, Xiu Niang's legs began to tremble, and she fell to the ground involuntarily, muttering: "Nothing, nothing, it's all his nonsense..."
"That's right! He came over and wanted to bully my mother, but I pushed him away, and then he hit me!" Da Ya shouted loudly.
Xiaodouzi also echoed: "I bit him just now, right on his wrist!"
Hearing this, Jiang Changgong grabbed Dong Gougou's wrist and tore his sleeves.
Sure enough, there was a bloody mark on his wrist.
"Look, he's just talking nonsense!" Aunt Jiang shouted loudly, "This guy, bah! He doesn't even deserve to be called a human, he's just a dog! He does nothing but shit all day long, so only dogs believe him.
if!"
When Aunt Jiang shouted, the female relatives in the courtyard began to take action.
"Yes, I also saw him. He ran to someone else's house drunk. The girl pushed him away. Then he raised his hand and beat the two children!"
"Look at his virtues. It's crazy if people like him! He still wants to cook the rice before it's raw! Bah!"
"Drive this kind of person out! He will be a disaster to any village that keeps him!"
Hearing the women talking about each other, Dong Qingshui cleared his throat and said, "Everyone makes sense..."
Dong Gou Gou was so anxious that he almost jumped over the wall. He pointed at Dong Qingshui's nose and shouted: "Dong Qingshui, why do you drive me away? My surname is Dong and I am from Tianshui Village. I am just a widow from outside. For her,
Are you going to drive me out of the village?"
"Look what you did!" Dong Qingshui frowned and said, "Stop making trouble!"
Seeing his resolute attitude, Dong Gougu suddenly became angry. He was so angry that he grabbed his belt, and then shouted crazily: "Anyway, you don't treat me as a human being. I will disgust you today!"
Judging from the posture, he might want to urinate in public.
This is also a bit too disgusting.
Jiang Changgong hurriedly ran towards him, and Dong Qingshui also ran over.
But Dong Gougou just ran around the courtyard with his pants, and the two of them couldn't catch up for a while.
This is terrible. If this guy really exposes that smelly thing in public, he will ruin the whole full moon party.
The women suddenly panicked, covering their eyes one by one, shouting, and running away in all directions, making it impossible for Jiang Changgong and Dong Qingshui to catch up with him.
He Tiantian gritted his teeth and started to chase her, but Mrs. Jiang held her back and said, "You should stay away, be careful of that old guy doing his diaphragm in public!"
"What should we do?" He Tiantian asked anxiously.
"Let Chang Gong and Qing Shui go. Hurry up and take the women elsewhere!" Aunt Jiang said urgently.
"Okay!" He Tiantian gritted his teeth.
But before she could take action, she heard Dong Gou Gou shout: "Stop chasing! It's right here!"
What are you doing here? Is he planning to embarrass himself here?