Not long after the Chapeco plane crash, UEFA did not hold the draw ceremony too grandly.
Garden dinner.
Lake Geneva under the moonlight is mesmerizing.
Simeone was wearing a black trench coat, holding Pochettino with his right hand and stroking his long back with his left hand.
The two were good partners in the Argentina national team when they were young.
It’s just that the football concepts are different, one is the Bilardo school and the other is the Bielsa school.
The origins of the two schools could fill a book.
"I watched the video of the North London Derby. Your adjustments and substitutions were too passive."
"If you can't get into that kid's rhythm, I will help you get revenge. If Atletico Madrid has a chance to meet Arsenal in the future..."
"Hey, Lee! Long time no see!"
The Atletico Madrid coach's eyes lit up, and he subconsciously took out his crotch, leaving the Tottenham coach on the spot.
He strode towards Li Kang excitedly and opened his arms.
"Koke and Saul often talk about you! If the three of you form a partnership, your opponent will not be able to pass the 40-meter area in Atletico Madrid's half."
"Well... next door is the ceremonial midfield, let's call it steel midfield! How about it?"
"You are the absolute core of the sheet army!"
"Physical fitness! I have a training method that can bring out your full potential!"
Griezmann curled his lips and whispered: "I can form a partnership with Koke and Saul in the Spanish national team..."
Simeone took a deep breath and almost couldn't help but give this guy a big slap: Next time the player representative must be replaced by Cork!
Li Kang let go of the other party's arms.
God's perspective inexplicably began to deconstruct Atletico Madrid's local coordinated strangulation...
During this period of time, he watched all the videos of the Champions League group stage of the Shelters.
In the 2016-17 season, the five most balanced teams in Europe are still those five: Real Madrid, Atletico Madrid, Juventus, Bayern Munich, and Chelsea.
...
When Wenger and Zidane appeared.
The Atletico Madrid master and apprentice did not chat with Li Kang for too long, and turned towards the shy and awkward Manchester City player representative De Bruyne.
"Hey! Kevin! What are you doing here alone? Pulling leaves?"
"It's okay, just keep pulling out!"
Simeone rubbed his back and turned towards Jorginho of Naples.
Griezmann was puzzled and asked in a low voice: "Boss, didn't you say that De Bruyne can be among the top five in the world in the future..."
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"Shut up, this guy's temperament is different from ours. When he's angry, he might stomp his feet like a child!"
"Boss, where do we have so much money for signings?"
"I'll have it if I sell you!"
"Hey! Ruoge! How do you get into the crowd of women..."
...
While others are still chatting.
Guardiola was sitting on a wooden bench, writing furiously, his expression sometimes confused and sometimes fanatical.
Champions League round of 16: Manchester City vs Monaco.
He's working on how to crack Monaco's butterfly 4-4-2.
"Double-line distribution, butterfly positioning, it seems that the end points are on both sides, but in fact the center is the greatest threat!"
"No! It's not the middle, it's the side area!"
"Monaco is still a bit slow in changing positions in the midfield and frontcourt... Do you have any suggestions?
"It's Killian, I've seen your video!"
"You don't always need to run so fast, and you can't lose touch with the midfield. Slow down! Appearing in the side area at the right time can create the best opportunities!"
"Yes, we should learn from Messi."
Mbappe is a little confused.
Does the crazy Manchester City manager not know he is a Monaco player?
Tell yourself tactics?
It was his first time attending the Champions League dinner. He didn't know anyone, so he was bored and had to hide here.
I didn't expect to meet Guardiola.
...
I don't know where Buffon went.
Wenger and Zidane, two Frenchmen who have a close relationship, are reminiscing about old times.
The deconstruction process from God's perspective is stuck.
As always, whenever Atletico Madrid centre-back Godin moves forward... he gets stuck.
Li Kang came to his senses.
I found myself at the edge of Lake Geneva.
The lake surface at night is like a painting, with the moon and stars quietly woven on the picture.
The evening wind blew by, causing sparkling ripples.
She looks like a gentle and lively little girl.
Um?
Why is there a little girl beside me?
It's Eisley!
What girl is not pregnant?
She is much bolder than Yuzhen and Asuka-chan.
"Lee, I really enjoy watching your game!
"I am an Arsenal fan... No, I am a fan of whichever team you are in!"
The evening breeze gently lifted the white skirt.
The girl's cheeks were red.
Li Kang smiled.
What came to mind was the appearance of another girl: Eisley's mother.
Since the chance of contact was killed by Worrell last year, she couldn't wait to pour out all her inner thoughts tonight.
Make good use of opportunities for communication.
The night wind carried a stinky smell and interrupted the girl's confession.
A loud voice sounded after itself.
"Li, go back quickly, there are too many fucking bugs here!"
"It's strange, why are there so many bugs in winter!"
"Oh! Sorry...you two continue."
Buffon lifted his pants, smiled evilly, and ran away.
Li Kang couldn't help but stretched out his fingers, flicked the bugs from Eisley's hair, said goodbye and left.
Be self-disciplined.
You can't just play with girls when it's time for rest.
It's definitely not because the other person is not as beautiful as her mother!
In the grass not far away.
The two paparazzi were holding cameras and were very excited.
"John, I fucking told you that there will be big news at UEFA headquarters. Although we are not qualified to attend the interview, we will earn more than those big reporters this time!"
"God, there's no problem with Lee's sexual orientation! I originally thought he was going to have a private meeting with Buffon!"
"What the hell are you thinking?"
"Damn it, security is coming, run!"
...
The dinner party is halfway through.
Several UEFA officials did not miss the opportunity. They took the microphone and took turns to talk about the situation... In and out of their words, they were all sarcastic about their predecessor, Platini, and assured all Champions League teams that the referee team will enforce the law absolutely.
It will be fair and just.
The crowd applauded perfunctorily.
Li Kang met Tuchel in the corner.
The other party looked quite haggard.
The internal conflicts within the Hornets' club management are too intense.
Wearing an ordinary black sportswear is in great contrast with the temperament of other coaches.
Which team is the unluckiest in the Champions League round of 16?
Dortmund.
On the way to an away game, either the bus was hit or a tire broke down. With this level of unluckiness... maybe the bus will explode at some point.
Strictly speaking... the unlucky one is Tuchel.
There were many similar off-field incidents when he was coaching Mainz.
"Li, are you still used to living in London?"
"I'm very happy to see you go to a lineup system that suits you!"
"Arsenal's approach during transition is too simple. I would like to give you some advice."
"Wait a minute, the pockets of my sportswear are relatively large and can hold a lot of things."
Tuchel patted Li Kang on the shoulder.
Then he took out a piece of information from his pocket.
The two successors to the concept of "total offense, total defense" started a tactical discussion on the spot.
...
The next day.
Li Kang and the Arsenal staff returned to London.
Shortly after.
They will usher in the final half of the Premier League!