Chapter 338 Puma Advertisement (can be skipped, daily transition)
Since 1998.
Among sports brands, Adidas is the biggest winner of the Champions League. They have been the sponsor of the championship team nine times.
In second place is Nike: seven times.
Reebok, Calmy, and Umbro once each.
What about Puma?
Zero times.
In the 2013 Champions League final, Dortmund, which they sponsored, eventually became the runner-up.
The person in charge of Puma, Goulden, felt miserable.
In last year's European Cup, the teams they sponsored always had their jerseys torn during matches. In France vs. Switzerland, five Swiss players' clothes were torn.
"I wish Puma didn't make condoms."
This sentence went viral last summer all over the world.
It even covered up the news that Bolt became a lifelong spokesperson for Puma.
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Bavaria.
The snow melts and spring comes.
The assistant looked at the pastoral scenery outside the car window and said with emotion: "This season is the best for dating girls."
Li Kang nodded and stared at the tablet.
What is playing on the screen is not the game video, but the 1983 Puma classic: Pele and the Red Lady.
It's the Honggu in "No matter how popular you are, you can't be Fa Ge, and no matter how popular you are, you can't be Honggu".
In the picture, the 43-year-old Pele is chasing the young and beautiful Honggu with tender skin, black hair and youthful atmosphere on the runway. Within a few seconds, the first-generation football king caught up with the Hong Kong actress.
At the end, there is also a still photo of Bailey "princess hugging" Hong Gu.
The assistant said: "Back then, European stars were more willing to sign contracts with Nike and Adidas. Puma could only shift its endorsement targets to Africa, Asia, and the Americas."
Slide the screen.
In 1987, the 27-year-old Honggu looked more mature, charming and charming in a black dress. The dress quietly turned into a Puma denim suit... The sexy and sultry touching movements were full of wild flavor.
Swipe the screen again.
In 1990, as the sun set, on a slope near the Egyptian pyramids, a man with bursting muscles was holding on to a large stone pillar and hoeing the ground...
At the beginning of this period, Puma's painting style gradually became weird...
It wasn't until the signing of 16-year-old Bolt in 2002 that the theme returned to normal.
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Two hours later.
Li Kang and his assistant arrived at the shooting base at Puma headquarters.
Goulden greeted him warmly, walked quickly, opened his arms, and stepped forward to hug him.
"Good friends who have come from afar! Let me introduce you... Well, you don't need to introduce me!"
not far away.
Griezmann forced a smile.
Aguero smiled brightly.
Luo Yins took the initiative to raise his hand to say hello.
There is also a defensive superstar with a receding hairline, Godin!
If you like watching funny and famous scenes in La Liga, you will definitely be familiar with this Atletico Madrid defender.
‘Godin and Messi are in sync.gif’
‘Godin was beaten with three punches.gif’
The assistant didn't look at these stars, but looked at a black woman blankly and exclaimed: "Rihanna!"
The other party kept a straight face and did not respond.
Rihanna is a Barbadian and famous female singer.
As of 2016, she has 14 number one singles on the North American Billboard Chart.
Relevant data shows that since 2014, her influence has helped Puma seize most of the global sales share.
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Griezmann sniffed and walked aside in disgust.
He doesn't like Asians and black Americans.
Aguero doesn't like black people.
Godin doesn't like black women.
Only Royce and Rihanna briefly exchanged a few words.
Agents of the stars actively communicate with each other.
The bearded director held the script in his left hand, scratched his back with his right hand, and whispered to himself: "If Puma wants to consider the Asian market, Li's partner must be replaced by an Asian girl. I heard that Asians generally can't tell the difference between black people."
The look of a star.”
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The work of filming was arduous.
Li Kang has never tried to change more than twenty outfits in one day.
Griezmann ended his filming assignment early and led his agent to leave early.
Aguero, who left with a frown, then left.
Then came Godin, who looked unhappy.
Only Royce, naturally, and Rihanna completed the final part.
Although Rihanna has a hot temper and a vicious tongue, she still has a good personality.
Four hours later.
Li Kang took the dry towel handed by the assistant and wiped his sweat.
I feel like this shooting was more tiring than playing football.
Arsenal's recent schedule is relatively easy...
The assistant lowered her voice excitedly: "Li, don't you think Rihanna is beautiful? The perfume on her body is equally charming!"
Li Kang hesitated for a moment and did not immediately give a positive answer.
To be honest, when the photos of Morgan Annan and Mandela were placed together... he couldn't tell who was who.
Regardless of whether you are a white person or a yellow person, the brain's visual system will automatically filter out the facial features of black people.
This is based on facts.
For two hundred years, when people identify black criminals, the innocent little black egg always takes the blame...
Only Yinman Baoyin, who has the best appearance...may be an exception.
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The shooting is over.
Royce couldn't help but complain to Goulden about the design of the Puma Dortmund jersey...it's too tight.
During the 90-minute game, he would always tug at the hem of his clothes and lift up his trousers from time to time to prevent his navel and buttocks from being exposed... This little move has become a hot meme across the internet.
During a confrontation, it is easy for the opponent to easily pull down his shorts and expose his buttocks...
Gulden looked embarrassed and had to agree perfunctorily.
At this stage from 2013 to 2016, there were indeed many problems with the design of Puma jerseys.
Rihanna didn't have time to say goodbye to everyone, so she left in a hurry... She was very busy, receiving various endorsements, and she was also Barbies' national treasure and tourism ambassador. Unless her partner was James, don't think about her stopping to socialize.
.
I'm so busy that I don't even have time to release a new album.
The bearded director stood up, patted his butt, took out a few Arsenal and Spanish national team jerseys, and ran to Li Kang excitedly.
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! The assistant asked doubtfully: "How many jerseys signed by Lee have you asked for in the past two years?"
The bearded director shook his head: "Not enough...not enough to share with relatives and friends! All my relatives are fans of Li!"
Li Kang did not refuse, took the jersey with a smile and signed his name.
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soon.
Puma's spring fragrance is freshly released.
That's right.
It's perfume.
The cross-border collaboration between the football superstar and the black female singer instantly detonated the entire Internet.
bGm with passion.
The story unfolds in a bar.
"Gold Digging Cowboy" Griezmann took the initiative to approach Rihanna, who was wearing a long skirt, and tried to strike up a conversation.
Just spoke.
This made the black girls back away.
The French star looked shocked.
suddenly.
Li Kang, who was wearing a bartender costume, took out his perfume and sprayed it on the two of them...
Before Griezmann could react, Rihanna had already "gently" approached him.
A line of subtitles popped up: 'Puma, let you enjoy the taste of love.'
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The screen changes again.
In the cinema.
Aguero was wearing a jumpsuit, holding popcorn in his hand, with a tangled expression.
Puff~ Puff!
Suddenly, there were waves of embarrassing sounds from under the seat.
Rihanna next to her covered her nose in pain.
The surrounding spectators also focused their attention on the Argentine superstar.
Awkward.
Aguero's awkward expression was even more realistic than when he kicked the empty goal.
suddenly.
A head popped out from behind the Argentine superstar...Li Kang. He took out his perfume with an expression on his face and sprayed it into the air a few times.
Everyone was relieved and felt "refreshed" and enjoying themselves...
A line of subtitles floated out: "Puma, resolve all your embarrassments."
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The screen changes again.
Godin transformed into a gardener and was happily looking at the courtyard filled with flowers and plants.
The "hostess" Rihanna looked unhappy. She spread her hands to indicate that something was missing.
Godin looked confused.
suddenly.
Li Kang, who was passing by on his bicycle, took out his perfume and sprayed it into the courtyard.
Suddenly, butterflies gathered in dense numbers from all directions.
A line of subtitles floated out: "Puma, the taste of nature."
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The last turn of the screen!
Cliffs.
Royce, who was wearing denim clothes, gently hugged his "lover" Rihanna's shoulders.
A strong wind blew by.
Rihanna's bangs were messy, and her big braids shook Royce's face heavily.
The atmosphere of love disappeared without a trace.
suddenly.
A fighter jet flies in the sky!
Li Kang, wearing a pilot uniform, sat in the cab with an expression on his face.
A heart-shaped pattern outlined by exhaust gas suddenly appeared in mid-air.
"Puma. More than just taste."
bGm is dying...
The screen fast-forwards crazily, Li Kang travels through different time and space, plays different roles in different scenes... and takes out the perfume bottle again and again.
...
The number of comments, likes and retweets has skyrocketed.
-【I just realized it was perfume!】
-[Puma’s products are always hard to understand.]
- [I thought Li Mingdeng was going to fall in love with a female star, but it turns out he is a perfume buyer!]
-[Puma has blackmailed my brother Griezmann again, how many times has this happened? 】
-[I heard that Neymar and Suarez will soon become the spokespersons of Puma!]
- [Have you read the news? Leonardo DiCaprio is the cover star of FIFA 2018, look forward to it! 】