Balotelli is conducting a live broadcast of "Big Cow" in a mansion.
Brokerage companies are now completely unable to dissuade this unhealthy behavior, whether they listen or not...
As of the 33rd round of Ligue 1, the Italian forward has scored 26 goals on behalf of Nice this season, which is much higher than Paris Saint-Germain's "400 million" goal conversion rate.
Looking at the five major leagues, he is fourth in Europe in this data list, followed by Messi, Immobile and Falcao.
With the second spring of his career, Balotelli re-entered the Italian national team's squad.
"Mario, what are these neat barrages saying?"
The big Czech cow, who came from the backward area of Devaren and had not received much basic education and was deceived into the sea early, asked in confusion.
Balotelli glanced at the screen with a blank expression.
He said indifferently: "In the World Cup in Russia two months later, Li is my biggest opponent. There will definitely be a battle between me and him."
The barrage was silent for two seconds.
The big cow was stunned and said: "Mario, Italy did not reach the World Cup finals..."
...
Stamford Bridge, blue flag waving.
The tremendous momentum that erupted in an instant caused the cameras in all positions to shake slightly.
"Knockout!!!"
"Super Arc Heavy Cannon!"
"Earth-shattering!"
"Perfect shooting posture! Interpretation of the most extreme aesthetics of violence!"
"Li Kang gave the Bundesliga giant a fatal blow at the last moment!"
"incredible!"
“Incredible!”
"No one thought! The ultimate battle at Stamford Bridge would end in this way!"
The ESPN commentator gradually became incoherent.
The big screen replayed this large-arc heavy artillery piece that shocked everyone.
In the live broadcast room, the barrage is like a waterfall.
-【explode!】
-【Only the final kill is the most touching.】
-【Thank you Li Mingdeng for saving my life! The last minute of injury time, from hell to heaven!】
-[The referee blows the whistle, the game is about to end, the time is up.]
-[The national football team stopped the ball and shot a few random shots, destroying Heide's three central defenders.]
-[Wonderful and wonderful, Shi Dan stopped the ball in reverse, thundered on the ground and exploded with a big arc, blasting through the three central defenders of Heidegger.]
-[The battle report of this game is difficult to write, the adjustments made by the God of Fine-tuning are too intensive.]
...
Li Kang turned around.
With no expression on his face, he lifted up the jersey... halfway through, William and Morata carried him up.
The teammates rushed forward in a hurry.
Chelsea No. 10 rises and falls in the blue crowd.
There were endless applause and cheers at Stamford Bridge, and the Blues fans spared no effort to cheer for their heroes.
"Lee!!!"
"Lee!!!"
"Lee!!!"
Buffon anxiously ran to the midline, dragged Cesc Fabregas back to the Chelsea half, and quickly rushed towards the crowd: "Wait for me!"
Fabregas looked confused and could not go to the celebration venue. According to FIFA's new rules, he had to drag someone in his own half.
...
Ulreich sat blankly on the turf.
At that moment, he had no time to react.
The incredible upward arc and terrifying downward momentum... were beyond his cognition.
Boateng sighed, patted the Bayern goalkeeper on the shoulder, and comforted: "They are all people who have been here before."
Robben and Ribery looked at each other and suddenly felt like they were old.
Muller couldn't help but make moves, trying to imitate Li Kang's shooting posture...stopped in time.
Araba wanted to applaud... but held back.
Levan looked defeated.
...
There is no time.
The football is returned to the center circle.
Bayern kicks off.
Beep! Beep beep~
The referee blew the whistle to end the game.
Chelsea 2:1 Bayern Munich.
The battle to defend Stamford Bridge finally ended with the Blues' victory.
Tuchel and Heynckes shook hands and hugged, and walked to the center circle together.
Dino picked up sports drinks and dry towels and hurried onto the stage.
The Bayern assistant coach is communicating with the groundskeeper: He said that the Bayern team will continue to train at Stamford Bridge for half an hour.
....
"Blue is the color" echoed over Stamford Bridge.
Players from both sides lined up and took turns shaking hands with the referees.
Buffon comforted Ulreich and repeated the classic line: Young man, the future belongs to you.
Li Kang's brain regained consciousness.
In the field of vision, the blue concrete image disappeared with the wind.
The remodeling of the "tactical palace" from God's perspective is completed.
He still can't find a way to defeat Heidegger Bayern at the tactical level...
There will always be insurmountable obstacles in life, but you must face them with courage.
In the world of football, tactics can create an advantage in resource plunder, but they cannot completely determine victory or defeat.
"Li, you played really well."
Araba stepped forward and grinned, showing his white teeth, which formed a sharp contrast with his dark complexion.
Li Kang smiled.
The two exchange jerseys.
....
Post-match press conference.
Tuchel still has a lot to say, and he talked a lot tonight.
"I couldn't predict how the game was going to go."
"Lee's goal at the last minute made my mind go blank."
"Bayern's positional defense and the speed of returning to defense after losing the ball made me feel very difficult."
"In one game, they can make more than a dozen arrangements of rotations during the independent attack and transition attack phases... Our response methods cannot keep up with this overall rhythm. The opponent uses years as a time unit to form a tactical tacit understanding.
A huge advantage, if I can still coach this group of Chelsea players in the 2027/28 season, I hope to achieve this kind of tactical height."
"Individual energy will be diluted by the whole. The 24-year-old Messi also suffered their losses and became invisible on the green field. This is the charm of Bayern Heynckes. Of course, the premise is that there is no one in their main lineup.
Injuried."
"For the coaching staff and analysts from the five major European leagues, this is the true Champions League final."
"The battle in the second round may be more difficult, but Chelsea will be well prepared to face the opponent in the best possible manner."
After a while.
Heynckes appeared at the press conference.
Didn't answer too many questions.
"Bayern will be waiting for Chelsea in Munich. I hope it will not be the last Champions League game in my coaching career."
...
The prosperity comes to an end.
Li Kang returned home.
The system prompt sounded quietly.
[Ding, mission accomplished: Roar of the Bundesliga giant.]
[Task receipt: Okay, you won again! Prepare well for the next game. Munich will definitely be the most difficult danger you have ever encountered in your career... That is the real top of the Champions League in the 17-18 season.
, the stars shine together, the bright moon is thousands of miles away!]
[Congratulations on getting: Bayern Munich Legend·Dark Gold Treasure Box.]
A dazzling prize pool.
Each legendary module exudes dazzling light.
[Ged Müller's "Ending Heart" module.]
[Berkenbauer's "Strong Fighting Spirit" module.]
【Hoeness "Survivor" module.】
[Rumenigge's "Emperor II" module.]
【Kahn "Lion King" module. 】
【...】
The treasure chest is suspended in mid-air, and the texture of the Bayern team logo seems to have bright red blood flowing.
[The treasure chest is opening... Congratulations on getting: Beckenbauer's "Fearless" module! 】
【Never give up.】
【No opponent is worth fearing.】
【It is not the strong who wins, but the winner who is strong.】
[Success is like hunting a shy deer, you must grasp the direction of the wind and follow the scent...In the end, you will see the stars and the moon.]