Chapter 1343 Devils don't know how to make sharp turns!
Chapter 1343 The devil doesn’t know how to make sharp turns!
Author: Chi Dong Shu Yi
Onizuka Ichizo probably never dreamed that he was just someone to have fun with during the Dragon Boat Festival.
In LY's matter, only Onitsuka Ichizo, the spy leader, and two uncertain factors, Li Yuqing and Wu Zhiwen, are left. Then LY's matter will be settled.
And next, Dragon Boat Festival only needs to go to the 56th Army station to talk to Liao Guangyi about life, and go to Cao Fulin to comfort him, and the matter with the Third Army will be over.
So Onizuka Ichizo liked acting, so he let him act in Dragon Boat Festival, until Onizuka Ichizo himself could hardly act anymore.
Because the reason why people act is because there is an audience watching. But at this time, his audience has long been tired of it. And the more Onitsuka Ichizo acted, the more loopholes he had. So no matter what he said, no one believed him anymore.
.
He was giving a narcissistic speech like a clown.
The old abacus on the side finally couldn't listen anymore and cursed: "Don't live in vain, what are you talking about? Because you are hungry, you go to eat rice fields? Not only do you eat, you also wash with rice fields
Had a bath.
And haven’t you noticed it yourself? The color of your clothes is obviously different from the color outside. Your special mother-in-law only washes her body but not her face when taking a shower?
And you said you are a math teacher, let me test you. How long does it take three children to eat three cakes, and how long does it take ninety children to eat ninety cakes?"
The old abacus questioned Onizuka Ichizo. Although Onizuka Ichizo was confused by the series of questions asked by the old abacus, he believed that he must answer this math problem quickly and accurately to regain the respect of the Chinese people around him.
trust.
And this question is very simple, just an ordinary arithmetic question.
"It takes three minutes for three children to eat three loaves. How much time does it take for ninety children to eat nine loaves?"
Onizuka Ichizo repeated the question in his mind, and then quickly answered: "It takes ninety minutes."
After answering, Onizuka Ichizo was still a little proud, after all, he answered very quickly.
I just didn't expect that at this time, most of the people around me were shaking their heads, because what Lao Baanpan came up with was not a math problem at all, but a brain teaser.
"Hahaha, wrong!"
At this moment, Lao Abacus burst out laughing, and then hit Onizuka Ichizo with a bang, which made Onizuka Ichizo's head buzz.
At this time, the old abacus answered: "It takes three minutes for three children to eat three loaves, and it only takes three minutes for ninety children to eat ninety loaves."
"Hahaha!"
The people around him laughed, but Onitsuka Ichizo was a little confused and asked: "How can it be three minutes? It takes three minutes for three children to eat three cakes, so ninety children eat ninety
Pie, need, need,"
Onizuka Ichizo's voice became softer as he spoke, because he also wanted to understand the reason. It takes the same time for three children to eat three loaves and for ninety children to eat ninety loaves.
But Onizuka Ichizo was still dissatisfied and said: "You are just doing a brain teaser, and you didn't explain it in advance. I calculated it according to the math problem. If you have the ability, can you do another one?"
Lao Abacus smiled disdainfully: "You can't do it again. Then listen up, Lao Wang smokes 50 cigarettes a day, and Lao Zhang smokes 10 cigarettes a day. Five years later, Lao Zhang smokes more cigarettes than Lao Wang.
There is still more smoke, why is that?”
The corner of Onizuka Izou's mouth twitched, because you are so damned, is this a problem? Lao Wang smokes 50 cigarettes a day, and Lao Zhang smokes 10 cigarettes a day. Five years later, Lao Zhang smokes more cigarettes than Lao Wang.
More? Have you created a miracle in the history of mathematics? No matter how you calculate it, it is impossible for Lao Zhang to smoke more than Lao Wang?
"I don't know, tell me the answer!"
Onizuka Ichizo directly abstained from voting because he felt that this question was unreasonable. No matter how he calculated it, it was impossible for Lao Zhang to draw more than Lao Wang.
But unexpectedly, at this moment, Lao Abacus jumped up and hit him with his head again and again, hitting Onizuka Ichizo almost upside down on the spot.
Onizuka Ichizo glared and was so angry that he almost didn't speak Japanese.
Old Abacus laughed at this time and said: "Old Wang smoked too many cigarettes and would have died a long time ago. Hahaha!"
"Baga Yalu, I'm going to kill you!"
Onizuka Ichizo felt that he had been played, and he was so angry that he could no longer suppress it, so he spoke in Japanese.
But as soon as these words came out of his mouth, he was stunned on the spot.
At the same time, Lao Abacus tapped him with the index finger of his right hand, looking like he was finished.
"He's Japanese!"
"Japanese, damn, we were almost deceived by him!"
"Kill him for this bitch!"
"kill him!"
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At this time, the common people also suddenly realized that although there were soldiers stopping him, they took stones or sticks to throw Onizuka Ichizo.
At this time, even though Onizuka Ichizo protected his head with his hands, he was still hit by a stone, causing his head to bleed.
Duanwu didn't pay attention, and he had no intention of stopping the people. He was smoking a cigarette and looking behind him.
Because right behind him, several cars drove up, and then a familiar figure appeared, it was Zheng Yaoxian.
Zheng Yao got out of the car first and showed his identity. The guards only let him go.
Zheng Yaoxian quickly walked to Duanwu's side and whispered: "Li Yuqing and Wu Zhiwen ran away. Sun Tongxuan's wife was shot and was sent to the hospital. She doesn't know whether she is alive or dead now."
Duanwu spread his hands and said, "Brother Six, when did you become so unreliable?"
Zheng Yaoxian said helplessly: "I underestimated Wu Zhiwen's pistol team. They are all elite soldiers, and their pistol shooting accuracy is very high. Many of my brothers have died under their guns. So what should I do now?
?I think Wu Zhiwen’s pistol brigade may surrender to the Japanese.”
Duanwu asked back: "Where are your people? Do you have any plans near the pistol brigade?"
Zheng Yao thought for a while and replied: "Yes, but not many. Zhao Jiazhi is in charge. But he has too few people. I asked him to just collect intelligence."
Duanwu said: "It's a little troublesome, but it's not a big problem. It seems that I have to set off tonight."
Zheng Yaoxian bowed slightly and said, "Thank you for your hard work, uncle. This is my dereliction of duty."
Duanwu waved his hands and said: "It doesn't matter, we have to go to the 56th Army's defense area anyway, we just need to go earlier or later.
By the way, I’ll give you a small gift. That person is the commander of the Japs’ LY operation. Go and interrogate him! You can do whatever you want, but one thing is that he must die.”
As he said that, he pointed at Onizuka Ichizo at the Dragon Boat Festival, then turned around and said a few words to Shangguan Zhibiao, who then shouted: "Everyone is here, return to the camp and wait for orders. This place will be handed over to the military commander."
"yes!"
All the soldiers shouted at the same time, then put away their guns and stepped forward, quickly lined up in two lines, and then set off to the military camp in a neat line.
At the same time, the military commander's agents quickly stepped forward, escorted Onitsuka Kazzo, and called trucks to take away all the Japanese corpses.
The people on both sides of the street retreated quickly, no longer daring to come forward. Because the name of Juntong was like thunder, it was a Senluo Palace that could only be entered and not exited. It was completely different from the regular army like Duanwu.
Perhaps when facing the regular army, they still had the courage to express their dissatisfaction, but when they learned that the other party was the military commander, they all retreated for fear of getting burned!