Dragon Boat Festival really had nothing to explain, saying that Zhou Weiguo's injury had been transferred from his leg to his arm.
At this time, not only Tang Jiujiu was surprised, but even Zhou Weiguo was a little confused, thinking: Can this be transferred? Are you a liar? Can Miss Tang believe it?
Tang Jiujiu also asked: "Zhou Weiguo, don't treat me like a three-year-old child. I have seen someone injured and still able to be transferred!" (At this time, Tang Jiujiu thought that Duanwu was Zhou Weiguo)
But I was not nervous during the Dragon Boat Festival, and I still had the urge to smoke a cigarette.
He said calmly: "Our special correspondent has indeed injured his leg. His leg is very seriously injured..."
With that said, Duanwu patted Zhou Weiguo's leg, and then said: "The commissioner's leg was hit by a car tire."
"Smashed?"
This was the first time Tang Jiujiu heard that a tire could hit her leg. Was it because of the pressure?
At this time, even Zhou Weiguo, Wang Zan, Zhao Beishan, Mr. Huo, Lao Shou and others all had their mouths twitching, thinking: If you can explain this clearly, we will all dare to call you dad. What's the transfer?
My leg was hit by a car tire. Are these all human words you said?
Whose car tire can hit a leg? Can you explain it to me and let me see?
But at this moment, Duan Wu said plausibly: "It's nothing strange that the car hit my leg. This car was driving on the highway, whining, and hit my leg with a bang."
"···············"
Tang Jiujiu was speechless, and had the urge to strangle Duan Wu to death because Duan Wu's explanation was simply too ridiculous.
Duanwu laughed and said: "It's just a joke. It was like this at that time..."
The Dragon Boat Festival came true this time, saying that when they were at the Yushan position, the Dragon Boat Festival commissioners were brave and fearless. When chasing the Japanese commander Chiaki Shigeto, a shell fell on a Japanese car parked nearby.
The Japanese's car wheel fell off and was blown away. It bounced while it was rolling. But our special correspondent was so focused on chasing Chiaki Shigeto that he ignored the flying car wheel and was hit squarely by the car wheel. That's it.
Something happened.
"Mist grass!"
Everyone present complained and thought: Can this be explained?
But he didn’t want to shock them yet. Duanwu continued: “At that time, the wheel of the car hit the commissioner’s leg. If it had been an ordinary person, he would have been lying on the ground unable to move. Just imagine, that tire could
It weighs more than 40 kilograms,..."
"It's more, it's not that heavy."
At this moment, Lao Snoring reminded him that because he had driven and repaired cars, the wheels of the car were not that heavy at all.
But he didn't want it to be the Dragon Boat Festival, but he waved his hand and said: "That's not the point. The point is that our special commissioner chased the enemy for thousands of miles, and the captain of the Japanese Chongteng detachment ran until he vomited blood and died."
"puff!"
At this time, Zhou Weiguo really vomited blood and thought to himself: How can this guy in Dragon Boat Festival be so good at blowing stuff and put gold on his face?
But at this time, Duanwu pretended to be crying and said: "Look, our special correspondent has not recovered from his injuries. He still occasionally coughs and spurts blood. He is really a hero for our party and country!"
"Crack!"
At this time, the people present could no longer complain. Because you should have a certain temper when you lie to others, right? Thanks to them they knew what was going on, otherwise they would have been fooled by the Dragon Boat Festival.
Tang Jiujiu was also completely fooled, and the bodyguards Tang Jiujiu brought looked at Zhou Weiguo with admiration.
Zhou Weiguo's face turned red and he was ashamed. Because the onlookers wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in, especially for his client?
Zhou Weiguo said angrily: "Then how did the injury on my leg transfer to my arm?"
Zhou Weiguo asked, in fact, he didn't want to accompany Duanwu to continue the performance, because it was too embarrassing. Every time Duanwu said a word, his face became ashamed, so he said this deliberately. If Duanwu couldn't explain, then he wouldn't have to
Just pretend, come find your girl, you can handle it yourself!
Tang Jiujiu also looked at Duanwu strangely, meaning, how come the injury on the leg was transferred to the arm?
"Hehehe, special correspondent, how good are you?"
Duanwu pinched her orchid fingers and twisted her waist, which made Tang Jiujiu laugh. She didn't expect that there are such fun people in the world, much more interesting than those serious bodyguards.
So she was thinking, it would be great if the Zhou Weiguo in front of her was the special commissioner. (Tang Jiujiu was referring to the Dragon Boat Festival)
"What do you mean? If you don't name me Chou Yin today, be careful of my fists. To tell you the truth, my master is the chief priest of the Shaolin Temple's Wudang office, Lama Wang. My master also has a younger brother named Xiao
The curry is yellow but not spicy,..."
Tang Jiujiu shook his fist and boasted.
Duanwu was surprised and thought to himself: "This little girl must have heard Lao Guo's cross talk."
It’s just that he doesn’t know that art originally comes from life and is a product higher than life. He has never experienced that era, so how can he know that these two people did not exist?
So Duanwu stopped worrying. Seeing that Zhou Weiguo wanted to trick him, he absolutely couldn't sit still and wait for death.
Otherwise, it would not make sense for Zhou Weiguo to join in blindly. Because Tang Jiujiu was fooled just by looking at the Dragon Boat Festival. Why would Zhou Weiguo say anything more?
But Dragon Boat Festival didn't panic at all, because there was Lao Zhao (Uncle Benshan)! He said all the lines, how could Tang Jiujiu, Zhou Weiguo, Huo Shouyi and others have heard of it.
Duanwu said solemnly: "Because our special correspondent continued to fight even though he was seriously injured, the blood congestion in your right leg increased rapidly. There are two big tendons in your two legs, like two highways.
The congestion is rapidly moving upward at a speed of 180 kilometers per hour. You are finished, the ruthless disease is devouring the healthy cells of your brain, and a brand new vegetative state is about to be born!"
"grass!"
Zhou Weiguo has never been foul-mouthed, but he couldn't bear it anymore. Grandma was very good at deceiving her, and she did so in a serious way.
Mr. Huo, Zhao Beishan, Wang Zan and others were immediately confused and even felt that what Dragon Boat Festival said was very reasonable.
"Congestion, flowing along the blood vessels to the brain and forming a thrombus = vegetative state?"
Tang Jiujiu thought for a moment and came to such a shocking conclusion.
"You are absolutely right. My cousin is a brain doctor. You are really a talented person."
Tang Jiujiu praised, and this was the first time she sincerely praised someone.
Duanwu let out a long breath, thinking that he had finally passed this level, and the rest would all depend on Zhou Weiguo.
But at this time, Zhou Weiguo had just taken two steps, and Tang Jiujiu asked again: "Even if the congestion goes up, the leg can't heal so fast, can it?"
Duanwu glared at Zhou Weiguo and thought to himself: Can you act well? An actor like you will never survive three episodes in a TV series. If it is faster in a movie, you will be defeated in two scenes.
But Zhou Weiguo doesn't know how to lie. How has he ever deceived anyone?
All I can say is: "I actually have a good leg."
"I'm just pretending. I saw Miss Tang being so beautiful."
When the Dragon Boat Festival was revealed, Zhou Weiguo was so angry that he almost cursed his mother. He thought to himself: Why am I pretending? Isn’t it all because of you? Why don’t you go back with Miss Tang? She has a good life and a slim figure. She looks better than Chen Yi.
, Xiao Ya is good-looking, if I didn’t have two girlfriends, I would be tempted. With your bear-like appearance, it would be great if others could like you. If you still don’t want to, why are you pretending to be a big-tailed wolf?
Zhou Weiguo had such hatred in his heart that he had already agreed to the Dragon Boat Festival.
Everyone knows that Zhou Weiguo is a person, and every spit is a nail. Since he agreed to the Dragon Boat Festival, he cannot say on the spot: I am not the special commissioner for the Dragon Boat Festival, but this kid opposite is. He cannot do such a thing.
But if you want him to be a special correspondent and deceive girls, he really can't do it. He is not good at this. What's more, he is very entangled now. He has already fallen in love with Xiao Ya because he did not find Chen Yi.
.But at this time, Duanwu told him that Chen Yi and Zhang Chu had a fake marriage.
He was really in a mess. If he hadn't agreed to the Dragon Boat Festival before, he wouldn't have continued to pretend to be a special correspondent. If Miss Tang fell in love with him again, then well, three women in one drama. He
It is the death of a person who has great ambitions before they are realized.
Therefore, although Zhou Weiguo insisted on the surface, he was resisting in his heart.
It was the inconsistency between his words and deeds that once again aroused Tang Jiujiu's suspicion.
"Can you take two more steps and let me take a look?"
Tang Jiujiu signaled, Zhou Weiguo thought it was just right, I would be exposed after taking two more steps, so there would be no need to pretend anymore.
Zhou Weiguo strode around in a circle, just like a normal person.
At this time, Tang Jiujiu looked at Duanwu again, with that sharp little look as if he wanted to kill someone.
If Duanwu hadn't had bad legs, he wouldn't have been afraid of her at all. But at this time, his right leg was really holding him back.
He could only say: "Miss Tang, if you don't believe it, just watch me adjust it for him."
"Well, then you should adjust well. If you dare to lie to me, look at my fists as big as sandbags."
Tang Jiujiu shook her pink fist, which was as big as a sandbag. She even wanted to laugh during the Dragon Boat Festival. It meant that the other party was a girl and he would not care about her, otherwise he would kick her to her grandma's house.
Duanwu limped up to Zhou Weiguo, leaning on his Type 38 rifle.
Zhou Weiguo acted like it was none of my business.
Duanwu didn't say anything, but said seriously: "Special Commissioner, do you admit that your right leg is sick?"
Zhou Weiguo said confidently: "I don't admit it."
Dragon Boat Festival shouted: "Take two steps! Take two steps! It's okay to take two steps! Let's go!"
Zhou Weiguo said disdainfully: "Just leave."
With that said, Zhou Weiguo walked around again.
Duanwu pointed at Zhou Weiguo's right leg and said with surprise: "Did you see it? Did you see it all? The commissioner's legs are sick, one leg is long and the other is short."
"··············"
Zhou Weiguo was speechless and thought to himself: How could you still fool me into being lame?
But at this time, Lao Shou cooperated: "Yes, yes, yes, I can also see that the special commissioner's right leg is short."
"Mr. Huo, do you see it?"
Duanwu pulled Mr. Huo in again. Mr. Huo deliberately refused to cooperate, but he was afraid that Duanwu would give him little shoes to wear, so he quickly responded: "Yes, yes, I saw it too."
Everyone around him agreed, but Zhou Weiguo had no choice.
At this time, Duanwu turned back to Tang Jiujiu and said, "Miss Tang, you see everyone has noticed."
"Huh?"
Tang Jiujiu really didn't notice Zhou Weiguo's short legs, but everyone around him did. What's going on?
She gestured: "Can you take two more steps and let me see?"
At this time, Zhou Weiguo was just about to leave, but Duanwu said: "It's impossible for you to walk like this. You follow me, and you can walk as I go."
Dragon Boat Festival threw down his crutches and walked forward with great strides. At first, he walked normally, but as he walked, he started to tap his feet.
This is like a person holding out one finger to ask you what day it is, and you say one; holding out two fingers and asking you what day it is, you say two. And when he holds out three fingers, he will ask you one plus one.
What is it equal to? At this time, 90% of people will say it is equal to three.
This is a kind of inertia. Although everyone knows that one plus one equals two, when the other person stretches out their third finger, you will still blurt out the number three.
The same goes for Zhou Weiguo. He is not a stupid person, but because of this little trick of the Dragon Boat Festival, he became lame without knowing it.
"I'm lame, I'm really lame."
Tang Jiujiu screamed, and at this time everyone also realized it, and complained loudly: "The special correspondent is really a god, and his good legs are really lame due to deception."
Tang Jiujiu pointed at Zhou Weiguo with a sudden realization and said: "You are indeed the Dragon Boat Festival. I was almost deceived by you. Am I, Tang Jiujiu, not worthy of you?"
Duanwu quickly agreed: "It's worthy, it's worthy. You and our special commissioner are such a handsome man and a beautiful woman. When I first saw you, I felt that you must be our special commissioner's wife in the future."
"Bah, who wants to marry him? I am following my uncle's order to bring him back to Nanjing to resume his life."
At this point, Tang Jiujiu and the bodyguard behind him said: "Keep the money and take the special commissioner away."
"Yes, miss!"
The bodyguard responded, regardless of whether Zhou Weiguo wanted it or not, he sandwiched Zhou Weiguo in the middle.
Zhou Weiguo was speechless and could only follow a few bodyguards and just glared at Duan Wu before leaving.
Duanwu had a smile on her face. When Tang Jiujiu walked in front of her, she lowered her voice and said: "Miss Tang, our special correspondent is not like this usually. This is when I met you, I suddenly became shy. This is my first time with a partner.
Please be patient, hehe!"
"Don't worry, I will be gentle to him, hehehehe!"
Tang Jiujiu smiled sinisterly, while Duanwu gave a thumbs up and praised: "She looks like a lady!..."