He said: "There was a big boss who came out after dinner in a high-rise hotel. He was surrounded by five or six bodyguards, and he was also holding his pet dog.
They were about to get into the luxury car when they went out, when suddenly a man jumped out from the shadows, got up and shot the dog. The shot was so accurate that it hit the head directly.
When a visitor was caught by the bodyguard while escaping, the boss slapped him in the face and said, "Don't you want to live anymore? This dog is worth more than your life. Can you afford to pay for it?"
Let me ask you, we are strangers, do you have any grudge against my dog?
The man who was like a thug refused to say anything at first, but the bodyguard became more aggressive. He finally said something, saying that someone hired him for 300,000 yuan, and the original words were to kill you...
The big boss thought for a full minute before he reacted. He hugged the killer tightly in his arms, thanked his Chinese teacher profusely, and said he would give him 100,000 yuan as a reward..."
Sang Xiaoyu laughed so hard that she kept saying it was impossible and even said...
Li Junhao didn't smile at all after he finished speaking. He looked at Sang Xiaoyu who was laughing so hard and said, "You don't have access to the Internet? Don't you have a lot of computers in your factory? There are so many jokes like this on the Internet now."
Sang Xiaoyu kept laughing, saying that she never had time to read jokes online.
Li Junhao said, there is nothing else to do, just drink.
After Sang Xiaoyu finished drinking, Li Junhao urged her to talk. Sang Xiaoyu said that what he said might not be funny.
Li Junhao said that even if it's not funny, it doesn't matter, just drink it.
Sang Xiaoyu started talking: "Like you, there is a big boss whose money is tied up in the stock market. The market fell sharply in the past two days, and his stock price plummeted. He suffered a heart attack and was hospitalized.
The strange thing about doctors and doctors is that they rarely see his wife appear, and even if she does, she always looks cold and cold.
One day, the wife came again and brought her sister with her. The boss was in a semi-conscious state. The sister advised: He is like this, so don’t worry about it. Be nice to him, otherwise you will do it in front of the children.
It doesn’t make sense either.
My wife said that he was going too far and was flirting with the little secretary. It must have been an quarrel between the two that brought him to the hospital, and I didn't bother to care about him.
At this time, the young and beautiful head nurse came in with a tray, told her to take good care of her and ring the bell if anything happened, and then left.
At this moment, the man suddenly stretched his hand forward and shouted vaguely: The Shanghai stock market is going up! The Shanghai stock market is going up!!!.
The madam was so angry that she stepped forward and slapped her across the face, saying: You are so shameless, you fell on the hospital bed, and you hooked up with the head nurse again, no wonder you don’t look good, you don’t plan to go back..."
As soon as Sang Xiaoyu finished speaking, she burst out laughing, and then looked at Li Junhao proudly.
Li Junhao looked at her seriously, not smiling at all.
Sang Xiaoyu's smile froze on her face and she said, "You are lazy, you don't even laugh at such a funny joke, I won't tell it anymore."
Li Junhao said: "I won't tell you whether it's funny or not. The problem is that you committed a foul."
Sang Xiaoyu asked in confusion: "Where is the foul?"
Li Junhao said: "Isn't this considered colorful?"
Sang Xiaoyu was very angry with him and said that he was too messy, but ended up having another drink.
The more they drank, the happier they became, and before they knew it, both bottles of wine had reached the bottom.
I don’t know who among them mentioned the past first. Sang Xiaoyu said that the first time he asked him to borrow money, he was alone at home drinking and eating with gusto.
Li Junhao laughed and said that she was already a pauper at that time, and she still refused to borrow money with all her airs.
Sang Xiaoyu said, why didn't you say that you were going to take advantage of others' danger?
Li Junhao asked curiously, if I really gave you to you at that time... would you agree?
Sang Xiaoyu was silent for a long time, saying that she didn't know her mentality at that time. She was confused by the money. At that time, as long as she could give her money to call her ancestors, it would be fine.
Li Junhao said that he was lucky to be generous at that time, otherwise, there would have been no intersection between them...
Sang Xiaoyu said, can you not talk about these sad things? Today is the New Year's Eve.
Li Junhao immediately changed the subject, talking about his childhood, and asked him if he still remembered the most annoying boss in the courtyard?
Sang Xiaoyu said how could I not remember, he was always bullying me at that time, but luckily you protected me.
Li Junhao said how many people he had offended in order to protect her? He said that even though he couldn't beat the big ones, he couldn't do it when he bullied Sang Xiaoyu.
Tell me if you were a particularly heroic person at that time. Do you still admire him?
Sang Xiaoyu said that she was still young at that time and did not understand what worship was.
Li Junhao said that once he threatened Datou that if he dared to bully Sang Xiaoyu again, he would beat him all over the floor.
Sang Xiaoyu suddenly laughed uncontrollably again, saying that she remembered the way Li Junhao held an old wooden pistol and inserted it into the hero's waist.
Li Junhao also laughed and said that we are really good friends. It is not easy to maintain our friendship since childhood.
Sang Xiaoyu also nodded in approval.
Li Junhao also said that since he became sensible, that is, understood the relationship between men and women, the first person he met was Sang Xiaoyu, and all he dreamed about during his adolescence was Sang Xiaoyu.
He asked Sang Xiaoyu who was the first boyfriend she knew?
Sang Xiaoyu thought about it for a long time and said that she had a crush on a physical education teacher when she was in elementary school. During physical education class, she became very emotional.
There were a few times when the teacher didn't come, and I felt lost, but I don't know if it was the love between a man and a woman that you mentioned.
Li Junhao asked him if he didn't talk about it when he was in junior high school or high school?
Sang Xiaoyu shook his head and said, it's not like you didn't know how good I was at studying at that time, and I spent all my time studying.
Li Junhao asked her incredulously whether her first love was her current husband?
Sang Xiaoyu nodded and said that was Cheng Weize.
Li Junhao asked her if she really had no feelings for Jiang Chunhui?
Sang Xiaoyu shook her head and said: "At least when I was in school, I didn't have any of it at all. It's hard to say now. All kinds of things are mixed together. I guess you are moved."
Li Junhao said: "This feels so bad, you don't even know whether you like it or not."
Sang Xiaoyu said with deep feeling: "No matter what others say, I just say that my mind is not here. I just want to start a good business now."
Li Junhao asked in confusion: "You have no foreign debt now, why are you still working so hard?"
Sang Xiaoyu shook his head and said: "That's not the case at all. My debts are more. If possible, I want to pay off all Jiang Chunhui and Cheng Weize's money. Only then will I know what I want."
What is.
After all, I still owe them both money, and Cheng Weize's money is what I deserve, but from my heart, I want to pay it back to him, not to mention Jiang Chunhui's."
Li Junhao looked at her with admiration and said, "You put it this way, why do I feel that you suddenly become awe-inspiring in front of me?"
Sang Xiaoyu said: "So isn't it?"
Li Junhao patted his head and said, "Now add the word update."