Li Junhao quit and said: "Little girls, so you like to hear this?"
Sang Xiaoyu was still laughing and asked: "Really? How long will it take?"
Li Junhao shook his head and said: "Basically kick me out of the house, otherwise it won't be over..."
Sang Xiaoyu laughed again and said, "So you like this one, so why don't you change it?"
Li Junhao said: "It's because I changed in front of her that I don't get angry all the time. When I first got married, I got angry almost every three days, which made her lose her temper. You are already in the later stages, let's
How long have you been married? This is not the first time for me?"
Sang Xiaoyu said: "Does that mean we all want to thank your first wife?"
Li Junhao said: "In principle, yes."
Sang Xiaoyu said: "It turns out that everything was an illusion. This is the first time I have experienced your bad temper."
Li Junhao said: "I am a three-minute heat. Really, if you don't get angry, I will be fine soon. If you really get angry, I will probably run away long ago."
Sang Xiaoyu held his face with both hands and said, "Don't let this happen again, I will be sad."
Li Junhao said: "I can't guarantee that it won't happen even once, but I allow you to hit me."
Sang Xiaoyu said: "I can't bear it, so just give it. I allow it once a year. You have used it up this year, and you are not allowed to have any more."
Li Junhao became excited again and said: "Xiaoyu, why do you have such a good temper? In fact, I didn't dare to tell you when I got married. I was afraid that you wouldn't be able to stand my bad temper."
Sang Xiaoyu asked strangely: "Why, do you think I have a bad temper?"
Li Junhao shook his head and said: "You really have a bad temper. It's not that I didn't learn from you before, but you have changed too much now. I always thought you were a woman with princess disease."
Sang Xiaoyu smiled and said, "Maybe it was a little bit in the past. I have experienced too many things and I have seen through them all. It is boring to argue, especially in a family."
Li Junhao beat his head and said, "Why don't I have the awareness like you?"
Sang Xiaoyu deliberately glanced at the calendar on her watch and said, "We have just been married for a few months. Although I didn't expect you to be obsessed with me every day, I didn't expect that you would have a bad temper and lose your temper."
Li Junhao said something very philosophical: "No matter how good a couple is, living under the same roof and taking off the mysterious aura, they are just ordinary people. I treat you like a goddess every day, and I guess you can't stand it."
Time flies by like the wind. All the days they spent together, no matter how romantic, sweet or ordinary, are always filled with memories. This is a place that both of them cherish.
Sang Xiaoyu said seriously: "I don't know about your bad temper, but I didn't know you would treat women like this."
Li Junhao said: "I won't dare to do it anymore, try to be restrained."
Sang Xiaoyu said: "Don't smoke in the bedroom and don't eat without washing your hands. I really can't stand these two things."
Li Junhao nodded quickly and said: "Although these are your bad habits, I am willing to listen to you. Also, if I do it again, if you can't stand it, I will beat you. I will not be beaten."
Sang Xiaoyu asked curiously: "When you were the most angry and your wife hit you, could you not fight back?"
Li Junhao was also a little confused and said: "Yes, I don't know what happened to me. I beat her so many times that she ran away from home..."
Sang Xiaoyu couldn't stand it anymore, so she sat up and laughed so much that the whole room was filled with the sound of silver bells that she couldn't control. Li Junhao also half sat up and looked at Sang Xiaoyu's smile, and he also started to giggle.
Sang Xiaoyu asked with a smile: "Tell me about the hardest time you were beaten."
Li Junhao scratched his head and said: "You know my first wife was short. She jumped and beat me once, which made my nose bleed immediately. She still didn't understand her hatred. She said I was fine and wanted to bully her. Mendu
No, I’m still jumping up and hitting..."
Sang Xiaoyu slapped the pillow with her hands and couldn't stop laughing.
Li Junhao asked inexplicably: "Is it that funny?"
Sang Xiaoyu smiled and said: "Why don't you control her hands? She is so young, you can't protect yourself?"
Li Junhao said solemnly: "No, you have to let her beat her enough. Once, just like you said, I controlled her tightly and she howled like a slaughtered pig.
Not to mention, that night, I was sleeping soundly, but I didn't expect the bottom of a pot to wake me up. She was barefoot and didn't even turn on the light, so she didn't scare me to death.
Moreover, she took a pot in the kitchen and slapped me directly on the face. I didn’t even bother to put on my shoes at that time, so I ran out in my slippers. I thought it was a kitchen knife, but later she said it was a pot.
It was a big winter."
Sang Xiaoyu stopped laughing and asked, "Don't she feel sorry for you?"
Li Junhao said: "Do you think she is you? She doesn't like me at all and beat me to death..."
In Sang Xiaoyu's world, domestic violence is only a matter between men and women, but the stalwart man in front of her has such a sad past. She couldn't laugh anymore and asked: "Then why don't we leave?"
Li Junhao said sadly: "In order to marry her, our family spent all the money. Is it easy to marry a daughter-in-law?"
Sang Xiaoyu asked in confusion: "You two have been married for a long time, why don't you have children?"
Li Junhao said: "She is just like me. She is too old. Her family is pushing her too hard. She doesn't like me from the beginning to the end. She won't give me a child no matter what. All she has to do every day is to care about what I want."
Money, and then I looked for a rich man outside, and finally found one, and I was relieved."
Sang Xiaoyu asked: "Do you like her?"
Li Junhao shook his head and said, "Although I don't like it, I can still make do with it."
"Do you still hate her for beating you?" Sang Xiaoyu asked with a smile.
Li Junhao said seriously: "How can a woman hit? I just don't like people like her. Let me tell you, some old ladies are really cruel when they hit people..."
Sang Xiaoyu laughed again and asked him which of his three wives was better?
Li Junhao didn't know how to answer, and said: "Except for the first one, you two are very good."
Sang Xiaoyu said sadly: "Li Junhao, Li Junhao, you really don't have enough wives. If there are seventy-two partial concubines in the Three Palaces and Sixth Courtyard, neither of us can compare tonight?"
Only then did Li Junhao realize that she was teasing him, so he scratched her itchy flesh with his hands. Sang Xiaoyu couldn't stand it, so he kept hiding and couldn't stop laughing.
Sang Xiaoyu laughed enough and begged for mercy, saying stop making trouble, really stop making trouble.
Sang Xiaoyu turned off the light on the bedside table and said to go to sleep. If the fuss continues, it will be dawn and there will be many things to do tomorrow.
Li Junhao quit. He was not reserved at all and said eagerly: "You made me angry. You want to sleep? There is no way!"