Chapter 300 The business card of the inner volume!
"Happy New Year's Eve!"
When Fan Xi woke up in his bed, he received a text message from Yao Ming. Chairman Yao asked for leave and returned to Houston. He did not have his own house in Los Angeles and had been renting. His family still lives in Houston and has
There, he and his team still have a lot of business... In fact, this was one of the reasons why he did not choose to join the Lakers after his rookie season.
Fan Xi raised her eyebrows.
He got up from bed. He didn't feel any difference between today and yesterday. It was just an ordinary Friday... Oh, by the way, there was no need to go to training camp today.
Jordan was joking there yesterday, thank you so much for having a Chinese boss.
Fan Xi got up and went to get some breakfast, and then he lay on the sofa and dazed for a while.
He felt some hidden loneliness intruding on his mind, and he couldn't concentrate on thinking about what to do against the Lakers tomorrow night.
Humans are animals with emotions.
As Fan Xi lay there, he couldn't help but recall the scene when his family reunited when he was a child, and he and his cousins went to set off firecrackers. There was an unnatural smile on his lips.
Then, it became sad again.
Can not go back.
People are often fragile at this time. So Fan Xi even took out his mobile phone. He wanted to call a good friend to chat, but he didn't know who to call.
Just turn on the TV.
Time Warner TV is reporting on the lively scene in Chinatown. Fan Xi is thinking about whether she should go to Chinatown to have a hot pot meal... But when she thinks about it, if she goes to eat hot pot alone, will she look more boring and lonely?
So, he changed the channel.
Then I saw Ron Artest talking on TV.
"...The probability of the Lakers winning is 100%. The biggest difference between the rich and the nouveau riche is that the rich will win 99 times and will continue to win until the end, while the nouveau riche can only win once."
"They don't have the ability to compete with us at all. We can beat them from all dimensions. Jack can't even understand the pick-and-roll now. I feel that the media has exaggerated him too much."
"I've never seen a superstar who doesn't have the ability to hold the ball in a mid-range one-on-one, and I've never seen a super point guard who isn't good at pick-and-rolls."
"He has received an honor that should not belong to him, and he will soon be beaten back to his original shape..."
Fan Xi changed the channel. When he heard the cliché of "getting back to the original shape", his ears became calluses.
Happy New Year, I don’t want to hear this nonsense.
Fan Xi simply jumped to the pay movie channel and started watching Transformers.
This is a standard popcorn movie and a product of the Hollywood industrial assembly line. It has a passable formulaic script, sexy female stars, mediocre male protagonists, plus wonderful special effects that are world-leading.
Fan Xi's eyes were looking at this movie that he had watched several times, but his mind was thinking about what Artest said. Indeed, how will he cope with the game tomorrow night?
This was a big problem before him.
The current Lakers are like a hexagonal warrior. Under normal circumstances, the Lakers are almost invincible. The only flaw in their starting lineup is Ron Artest, who talked nonsense on TV. The other four players will be selected for this year's NBA Draft.
All-stars, and their chemistry is great.
Just when Fan Xi was staring at the screen and wandering, Ding dong!
His doorbell rang.
Fan Xi walked over and opened the door, and saw Taylor Swift carrying large and small bags.
"Big surprise! Jack!!"
"Happy New Year."
Taylor was particularly excited and said: "You didn't expect that I would come to you at this time. You must think that I haven't contacted you in the past two days, so I'm neglecting you. Haha, I want to give it to you today
Show me your skills, Jack, I learned how to make dumplings and cook some Chinese food. Just wait, today must be the most wonderful Spring Festival in your life."
Taylor's arrival gave Fan Xi intense joy.
He couldn't help but walked over, hugged Taylor, and kissed her.
"Oh! Jack, I have to prepare lunch."
After Taylor took off her down jacket, she walked to the kitchen carrying large and small bags. When passing by the living room, she frowned and teased Jack: "Hey, you did it because Megan Fox said she was willing to give you money at the Oscars.
So you specifically look for her movies to watch?”
Fan Xi felt very embarrassed when he said this, and he quickly explained: "That's not the case, I just happened to see it."
"Okay, I won't listen to your explanation. I know you can't quarrel today, in Chinese tradition. Besides, I don't really mind this matter. Megan Fox is not as rich as me, and who would choose
Megan Fox instead of me."
Taylor confidently walked into the kitchen carrying large and small bags.
Fan Xi turned his head and saw Megan Fox in the movie repairing her car on the side of the road. The director made her look very graceful. Obviously, Fox had extra points in terms of sex appeal.
Fan Xi walked back to the sofa. He looked for the remote control and wanted to change the TV channel to Animal World.
However, before I got the remote control, I heard the doorbell ringing again.
Fan Xi walked over.
It's almost like copy-paste.
Scarlett Johansson came to the room carrying large and small bags.
"Big surprise, Jack!"
"Happy New Year."
"I didn't expect it, Jack. You must have thought that I am in Miami or Orlando to promote my new movie. But I returned to Los Angeles overnight last night. I will not let you spend the Spring Festival alone. This is the most important thing for us Chinese.
It’s a holiday. Haha. I will show you my skills right away. You will know my skills as a Chinese wife right away. I will make you a Kung Pao chicken dish and braised lion head."
What Scarlett said was very similar to Taylor.
Fan Xi mechanically hugged her and kissed her.
After Scarlett took off her down jacket, she walked to the kitchen carrying large and small bags. When passing by the living room, she frowned and turned back to tease Fan Xi: "Hey, Jack. Don't tell me, you are Megan."
Fox fans? This damn woman has been competing with me for resources. She and I are the same type of actresses. I can’t stand it if you have an affair with her..."
Forehead….
Fan Xi shrugged his shoulders, now he felt an inexplicable sense of absurdity.
But the bigger feeling was panic. She didn't know what would happen if Scarlett and Swift met in the kitchen.
Damn it, there are so many knives there, they won’t cut each other down, right?
Ding dong!
Fan Xi was about to go to the kitchen to check.
The doorbell rang again.
Opening the door, Selena walked there carrying large and small bags.
Fan Xi was already able to answer: "Oh, Selena, is this a surprise for me?"
"Yes, dear. I won't let you spend the Spring Festival alone. I specifically asked for leave. Today I will definitely show you my hand and let you know how far I have come in my recent research on Chinese food.
the height of."
Selina said proudly, then she hugged Fan Xi, and Fan Xi kissed her.
Then, Selena hung up her down jacket and walked to the kitchen carrying large and small bags. When passing by the living room, before she could speak, Fan Xi turned off the TV first.
He didn't want Selena to express any more opinions.
"It's a good movie, but I think we should watch Jackie Chan's action comedy later. I like him so much."
Selena smiled and walked into the kitchen.
Fan Xi also followed.
When he walked into the kitchen, Taylor Swift was still in an awkward standoff with Scarlett Johansson. They stood there looking at each other in disbelief, and then Selena joined in.
Three consecutive times of confusion.
Taylor Swift also held a Koizumi kitchen knife in her hand, the kind that can be used to chop garlic.
Fan Xi was very nervous.
He was already prepared to rush over and stop any conflict.
But at this moment, after Taylor Swift was stunned for a while, she said: "Happy New Year."
She smiled, albeit a little reluctantly.
However, Scarlett quickly responded with a smile: Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
Selena also joined in.
They were as polite as if they were meeting for the first time, and this politeness even contained a bit of "sister-in-law" caution.
Very wonderful.
However, after all, Chinese rules prevail over everything. ‘How can we quarrel on New Year’s Eve?’ In the new year, we must be harmonious and beautiful.
This is the power of traditional culture.
This wave of cultural export is winning.
Fan Xi wiped the sweat from his forehead,
He said, do you want me to help you?
"No! Just sit there and I will prepare the most authentic Chinese food for you." Taylor Swift said quickly.
The other two girls also meant the same thing.
They rolled up.
Fan Xi returned to the living room, and the Transformers on TV could no longer attract him at all.
His feeling now is very strange: fifteen minutes ago he was lamenting that New Year's Eve was too lonely, but now he feels a little noisy.
But at the same time, he thought...it did seem to be a bit of family warmth.
When he was very young, he never imagined what his future family life would be like, but now it seems like this... it's not impossible.
He squinted his eyes and suddenly thought: Jenna won't come over, right?
Jenna called, and she expressed Chinese blessings to Fan Xi on the phone. She wished Fan Xi a happy New Year's Eve, and also wished Fan Xi good luck and wealth in the New Year... all in Chinese.
Full of sincerity.
They are all serious about becoming Chinese wives.
If Fan Xi's mother were here, she would definitely be very happy.
Three Hollywood female stars have been busy in the kitchen all morning, with banging sounds and smoke billowing from the kitchen. They usually don't even bother to cook Western food, so it's easy to imagine how they cook Chinese food.
However, what Fan Xi didn't expect was.
During lunch, 12 dishes were served.
And each dish is different. Although it doesn't look as good as the chef's, it's really the same thing.
Fan Xi couldn't help but take out her mobile phone and take a photo.
He thanked the three of them with his most sincere words and said that this was the happiest day for him.
Then the three princesses became entangled, and they all asked Fan Xi to taste their own craftsmanship, and they hoped to taste their own first.
Faced with three picky contestants, Fan Xi finally chose to decide the order of eating based on the alphabetical order of their names.
He first tasted Taylor Swift's Buddha Jumps Over the Wall. She introduced that she learned it from the most authentic Cantonese chef in Chinatown. Fan Xi tasted it. This Cantonese chef must have settled in the United States for a long time, and it had a little sweetness.
.
But, it's delicious.
Fan Xi gave a thumbs up and praised, "This is the most delicious Buddha Jumps Over the Wall I have ever tasted."
Then, there was Selena's pork ribs and corn soup. Fan Xi tasted it and it was also very delicious, although it also had a little sweetness.
But, life is supposed to be sweet, right?
Fan Xi praised her very well.
Then there is Scarlett’s braised lion’s head, which is very flavorful.
Fan Xi enjoyed the meal very happily. He said it smelled like a high school cafeteria and reminded him of his student days.
Scarlett was very happy. She felt that this was the highest praise tonight. In the eyes of Westerners, it can remind diners of the past, which is absolutely perfect. But only Chinese people know what a high school cafeteria means.
"I will always be your high school girl." Scarlett said softly.
When she confessed like this, Taylor and Selena next to her couldn't stand it.
"I'm younger, I'll be your ninth grade girl forever." Scarlett said.
There are not many grades left for Selena. Selena is very smart and creative: "I am the girl who will always stay by your side."
Well, one is stronger than the other.
Fan Xi feels...there's something wrong with this style of painting.
But inexplicably, this kind of competition makes him very happy.
He couldn't help but be happy.
Who wouldn't want this?
After finishing the meal, Fan Xi went to wash the dishes.
Although big stars learn to cook for love, most of them have never been exposed to the work of washing dishes.
Fan Xi would rather wash the dishes than sit in the living room and watch Transformers with them.
Fan Xi washed the dishes for an hour and a half, and it was the most careful and cleanest he had ever done.
When he came out, he saw a very harmonious scene. The three of them were leaning together to watch a horror movie.
oh!
Damn the sense of harmony.
Fan Xi held her forehead.
When they realized that Fan Xi was approaching, they asked Fan Xi something unexpected.
"Let's play mahjong. I saw you had a mahjong machine here before. Chen Ye must have bought it."
Scarlett suggested.
Fan Xi was really surprised. It was already very strange for them to learn to cook Chinese food for themselves.
Mahjong?
"I heard that Chinese mothers-in-law like to play mahjong." Swift said straightforwardly.
It turns out that this is to take the upper-level route.
Fan Xi raised her eyebrows. If Fan's mother was standing here, she would definitely be very happy. During the holidays, Fan's mother likes to play mahjong very much. However, her mahjong playing skills are not very good, so she loses.
More.
But it doesn't matter. If Fan's mother plays mahjong again now, she will definitely win.
After all, these Hollywood female stars can even learn Chinese cuisine and mahjong.
Can you still learn to play the business card?
Even if Mother Fan doesn’t know how to do it at all, she can still win a lot of love!