Jiang Yue did not feel wrong. Mao Qi's sorrow almost overflowed.
After all, he is an old guy who has been lonely for thousands of years.
Especially in the presence of a young and beautiful girl like Han Jingjing, this kind of loneliness is even more likely to make one feel sad.
Could it be that this old guy who is thousands of years old is actually jealous of this little spirit?
Pets are definitely not allowed.
In Villa No. 9, if an ordinary pet is brought in, Jiang Yue is afraid that it will not survive for three days.
Although Brother Cat Seven is boring, he is still an old guy with thousands of years of consciousness. Although he is now a cat-shaped relief, he may not necessarily like cats and dogs.
More importantly, with this little spirit species at home now, how can ordinary pets still have room to survive?
It's better not to harm innocent little animals.
In fact, Jiang Yue is still doubtful about whether he keeps this little spirit species at home.
From Jiang Yue's observation, this product is by no means a fuel-efficient lamp.
Today it can eat those remnants of talismans, but who knows what it will catch and gnaw on tomorrow?
Jiang Yue has now collected a lot of good things at home, and it is impossible to carry them with him every day. If one day this foodie gets a big appetite and eats all his good things, who will he talk to to reason with him then?
You can't really beat him to death, right?
Otherwise, why not just give it to Han Jingjing?
If you want to cause trouble, why don't you go to Villa No. 8 to cause trouble to Mr. Bai?
The little thing obviously didn't expect what Jiang Yue had in mind. He was still holding Jiang Yue's heels and acting cute. From time to time, he stuck his little head out and grinned at Han Jingjing.
This guy is indeed an expert, he has an accurate reading of Han Jingjing's pulse, and he knows how to make Han Jingjing happy.
No matter how Jiang Yue looked at this thing, he felt that it was not pleasing to the eye, and he just kicked it when it flew up.
The little thing suddenly flew up like a ball.
Pong!
This guy bounced around the living room several times like a rubber ball, then crawled out from under the sofa in disgrace, looking pitiful and innocent.
Han Jingjing suddenly felt distressed: "Jiang Yue, why are you kicking someone so well? How can you bear to kick such a cute little cutie?"
Jiang Yue raised his head and said, "Jingjing, since you like it so much, I'll give it to you."
"Really?" Han Jingjing lovingly picked up the little thing from under the sofa and held it in her arms. She pressed her face against the little thing's furry head with a look of care and love on her face.
"Really." Jiang Yue looked at this guy cupping Han Jingjing's chest with a look of enjoyment, and was speechless again on the spot.
Han Jingjing was overjoyed. She gently brushed the little thing with her white and tender palms. It looked like she was a skilled cat pamper and poop scooper.
"Jiang Yue, how about we raise it together? Look how cute this little thing is. How about we give it a name? What do you think it should be called?"
Jiang Yue didn't have such leisure. He waved his hand and said: "You can take it while you watch. Jingjing, I have to remind you, don't be fooled by this guy's appearance. This bitch has a lot of thoughts."
"It's so ugly, what do you call a dog... I officially announce that this little thing will be called a dumpling from now on!"
Dango?
Is this a pictographic naming method?
This little thing is chubby, a bit like a dumpling.
"Tuanzi, come here, give your sister a smile!" Han Jingjing was very satisfied with the name and tried her best to make a gesture of goodwill.
The little thing tilted his head, as if he wasn't too adventurous about the name, and had a look of disgust on his face.
Han Jingjing was also patient: "Don't you like this name? Then sister, can I change it for you?"
"How about calling it bean bag? Milk tea?"
Han Jingjing said seven or eight names in one breath. The little guy's head tilted to the left and right, and it seemed that he was not satisfied with any of them.
Jiang Yue originally didn't want to get involved in this matter, but seeing that this guy actually learned how to put on a show in front of Han Jingjing, he couldn't help but said: "Jingjing, you are really idle. Tell me, he doesn't deserve those names. If he is a male
If he's a boy, call him Scumbag; if he's a girl, call him Green Tea."
Han Jingjing was stunned: "Isn't this too unpleasant to hear? No, no. Jiang Yue, I finally discovered a big flaw of yours. You seem to lack some love for small animals?"
Jiang Yue wanted to cry but had no tears.
Ordinarily, Han Jingjing is not that silly and sweet. Whether it is the Shanghai King's tricks on campus or in society, Han Jingjing is completely immune.
But using the same routine, but replacing it with this seemingly harmless little thing, Han Jingjing was like a different person, completely losing her immunity.
Of course, Han Jingjing is not to blame.
If Jiang Yue hadn't fully experienced this guy's urinary nature at the trade fair for the first time, he would probably have been fooled by this guy's acting skills.
Seeing Jiang Yue smile bitterly, Han Jingjing said earnestly: "It doesn't matter, raising small animals requires a process. Some people are resistant at first, but as time goes by, you will discover their cuteness and slowly cultivate them."
When feelings come, I fall in love with her."
"Jingjing, I remember that your father is the second eldest son of the Pai family, and there is an older brother in front of him, right?"
"Right? Then what?" Han Jingjing looked confused. Why did the topic go so wildly?
"Congratulations, you have another uncle."
Jiang Yue glared at the little guy and said angrily.
It took Han Jingjing a long time to understand what it meant, but she wasn't angry at all. She smiled and stroked the little thing's furry back: "Don't be afraid, Tuanzi, my sister will protect you. Tell me, did you offend your brother somewhere?"
The little thing curled his lips, with an innocent look on his face, and his eyes were full of resentment, as if he had been greatly wronged.
"Okay, sister, I'll take you home to take a bath first, and we'll meet Brother Jiang Yue tomorrow."
It was getting late at this time. Although the relationship between the two was pure, Han Jingjing was too embarrassed to stay overnight in Villa No. 9 and took the initiative to say goodbye to Jiang Yue.
In fact, Jiang Yue was not really angry. Seeing that Han Jingjing was going back, he stood up and accompanied her out until they entered Villa No. 8.
After returning to Villa No. 9, Jiang Yue sat down and heard Mao Qi sigh sadly.
"Brother Seven, please stop sighing. I feel like the whole room smells of old vinegar." Jiang Yue said with a smile.
"Hmph, what nonsense are you talking about? Why can't I understand a word of it?" Mao Qi arrogantly refused to admit it.
"Don't tell me, aren't you jealous of that little thing?"
"How is that possible? I have lived for thousands of years, what kind of battles have I never seen? Would I be jealous?"
"Did I misunderstand?"
"Does this need to be said? But then again, that little guy is quite arrogant and has no rules. When he gets to the top of our mountain, he doesn't know where to bow first, and he doesn't pay attention to seniority and inferiority?"
Listening to this tone, it still tastes a bit delicious.
"There are no rules, so I gave it away."
But Mao Qi said: "Don't come here, give it to that girl. Isn't it just a gift from the east room to the west room? What's the difference between not giving it away?"
"That's different. If you give it away, you are the host and it is the guest. If it really comes here, it can't overshadow the guest, right?"
Mao Qi said displeasedly: "You have to take care of it. There are many mechanisms in Villa No. 9. This little guy is running around everywhere. I couldn't bear it several times."
Have you finally told the truth?
Seeing that Jiang Yue's smile was a bit weird, Mao Qi hurriedly added: "That's not what I meant. As I said before, how can an old man like me who has lived for thousands of years be as knowledgeable as a little thing? I just think,
When you arrive at Villa No. 9, you must abide by the rules of Villa No. 9."
"Nothing wrong. I absolutely support your point of view, Seventh Brother. There is no rule without rules. This little guy was in my basement and made a lot of trouble. I really gave him a good beating."
"It's still not strong enough." Mao Qi's tone was full of regret, "Do you think it has any consciousness of being beaten after it comes up? It's more skilled at flirting with girls than you. It means that it is young, has low moral standards, and can't transform.
If you really transform into a human one day, that pretty girl will have nothing to do with you."
"Seventh brother, why do I think this is the reason for your anger?" Jiang Yue suddenly said leisurely.
"How is that possible? You are maliciously slandering a kind and upright senior!"
"Okay, okay, seventh brother, don't get excited. You are an old man who is thousands of years old, so be more steady."
"I..." Mao Qiyi was speechless for a moment.
"Forget it, Seventh Brother, let's stop bickering. There's no need to hurt the friendship between us two brothers because of that little thing."
"You still remember our friendship boat? I thought you were no longer afraid of capsizing." Mao Qi hummed.
"That's impossible. For the freedom and liberation of Seventh Brother, I have no shirking duty. I can forget everything, but this must not be forgotten!"
"You kid, don't just talk. Don't blame me for not warning you. If I guess correctly, those people who are eyeing Villa No. 9 may have new news recently."
"Seventh brother, are you afraid?"
"What am I afraid of? I'm just a pitiful bastard... I'm not a bastard yet. Maybe if some young and beautiful faces come in, I won't have to be so lonely as snow..."
"Brother Seven, it's still my fault." Jiang Yue said with a smile.
"Hmm."
"Seventh brother, no matter how beautiful your face is here, you are still just a relief! Can you still transform into something?"
"Who would be disgusted by a pretty face? You didn't look at that little thing. When I see that pretty girl of yours, I want to press it into someone's chest."
After all, Senior Mao Qi accidentally exposed his thoughts.
"Seventh brother, as kind and upright as you are, I allow you to reorganize the words you just said."
"Ahem, as you can see, I hate the kind of stinky gangsters who act cute and pretend to be stupid and take advantage of girls."
If you were the one pretending to be cute, it would be a different story, right?
Jiang Yue's words remained silently in his heart without speaking out.
"Anyway, I, the senior, are very pleased with the little girls who come to your house. I can't bear to see those little things taking advantage of others. This is also the most basic conduct of an upright and kind-hearted senior, you know
Right?"
"Seventh brother, don't worry. When it comes again another day, I will give you another fat beating to vent your anger. Such a lawless little thing should be beaten more often in order to establish rules."
"Support, a filial son must be beaten under the stick." Mao Qi rarely agreed with Jiang Yue so unreservedly.
"But where did you get such a little spirit? This guy seems to be young, but he has some abilities."
"Ability? How to say?"
Jiang Yue has never seen this guy's serious skills so far.
To say that what he saw were some not-so-serious skills.
For example, trolling, flirting, drama possession, foodies...
"Boy, you are the owner of Villa No. 9. Everyone you invite has been certified by this senior and given access. The agencies of Villa No. 9 will not target them. But this little guy, as soon as he shows up to me
It doesn't look very pleasing to the eye, so I haven't given it certification. But this little guy can travel freely between various agencies and skillfully avoid all dangerous areas. Moreover, it is not afraid of some restrictions. Its own spiritual power
This way, when faced with some spiritual power mechanisms, it can be completely untouched, and it can be as comfortable as a fish in water... This piece of shit is really ignorant if it is ignorant, but it does have some abilities."
The amount of information in these words was a bit large, and Jiang Yue couldn't fully digest it for a while.
"Seventh brother, you are saying that our Villa No. 9 has various spiritual power restriction mechanisms, but this little guy has not passed your certification, but he can pass freely? Is it completely untouchable?"
"That's pretty much what it means."
"According to this idea, wouldn't it be possible for a cultivator who knows a little bit about controlling spiritual power to travel freely through the restricted mechanism? Brother Seventh, it seems that Villa No. 9 is not as unbreakable as I imagined?"
"Tch, you kid, don't pretend to understand!"
"Why don't you try another cultivator? I'll make sure he never comes back. Do you think anyone can travel freely through the restriction of spiritual power?"
"Then why can that little thing?"
"Let me give you an analogy. If a human jumps into the water, will his clothes and hair get wet? Will it be so easy to dry after getting wet? And a duck jumps into the water and keeps staying in the water.
When Zha Mengzi is playing, as long as he goes ashore and shakes a few times, will the feathers on his body no longer see the water soon?"
"So, as far as spiritual power restrictions are concerned, that little thing is a duck, and other creatures are equivalent to humans? Is this what you mean?"
"That's the truth. Don't underestimate this kind of ability. This kind of ability in the strange era will be very practical in time. So, you little thing, you have to beat and scold you, and you have to control it well. Maybe it will be your big one in the future.
assistant."
"So, do I have to support it like an uncle?" Jiang Yue really didn't want to get used to its bad behavior.
"That's not necessary. I think that little thing is very clinging to you, and he's quite afraid of you. I think you can control him. According to me, you should be beaten as you should, and you should follow the rules. This kind of spiritual species needs
It takes time to endure it. Once you endure it, it will be your lifelong spiritual pet."
It was obvious that Mao Qi was sincerely giving Jiang Yue advice.
"Don't feel weird, don't use your human sophistication to measure spiritual seeds. Spiritual seeds cannot be bought by your gentle words. If it wants to recognize you, you must first have the ability to suppress it, and you must also
There are things that it is interested in. Only if you have these, can you be qualified to teach it to play with it, otherwise, it will not even be interested in playing with you, and may one day just say goodbye and run away."