"Boy, today I'm going to prove that Chinese medicine is pseudoscience and a lie. I'm going to make you lose face and lose completely!" Zhang Gaoyang said in a low voice.
Xu Qingyun ignored this guy at all.
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Zhang Gaoyang took out pieces of high-end and expensive medical equipment and began to diagnose Xu Qingyun.
After a few minutes, Zhang Gaoyang's face became a little ugly. He continued to diagnose Xu Qingyun without saying a word.
Ten minutes later, Zhang Gaoyang's face was already covered in cold sweat, and his eyes when looking at Xu Qingyun also changed.
Half an hour later, Zhang Gaoyang took a few steps back, looked at Xu Qingyun in shock, and murmured to himself: "Impossible, this is impossible!"
Everyone was wondering what was going on with Zhang Gaoyang. He looked like he had seen a ghost. He spent half an hour diagnosing Xu Qingyun, but he didn't say a word about Xu Qingyun's illness.
"Doctor Zhang, what's your diagnosis? Tell me quickly."
"Yes, tell me quickly!"
Everyone was urging Zhang Gaoyang to tell Xu Qingyun's illness.
Xu Qingyun looked at Zhang Gaoyang with a faint smile.
"He, he is not sick, not sick at all!" Zhang Gaoyang finally said what he had been holding in his heart.
He diagnosed Xu Qingyun for half an hour, but he did not detect any illness in Xu Qingyun, not even the slightest illness. He was extremely healthy.
"What?"
"Isn't this possible?!"
"There is no disease at all, how is it possible!"
When everyone heard this, their faces were full of surprise, and they all looked at Xu Qingyun.
Good health is what everyone desires.
But there are almost no people who are truly healthy and have no illnesses at all. Everyone’s body will have certain illnesses to a greater or lesser extent. There are no major illnesses, but minor illnesses and minor pains are inevitable.
This is almost universally recognized.
"My little friend, can you let me diagnose you?"
At this time, Wei Chunming looked at Xu Qingyun and said.
He also didn't believe what Zhang Gaoyang said that Xu Qingyun didn't have any minor problems.
"Okay." Xu Qingyun nodded, stretched out his hand, and asked Wei Chunming to diagnose his pulse.
A few minutes later, Wei Chunming withdrew his finger for diagnosing the pulse, his eyes full of surprise, and said in disbelief: "The harmony of the six pulses is either immortal or strange!"
"My little friend, your body is really extremely healthy. It's really miraculous! If you maintain good health, you can live a long life!"
Wei Chunming's phrase "the harmonization of the six meridians is either immortal or strange" is actually an allusion in the history of medicine, and everyone who studies traditional Chinese medicine knows it.
In ancient times, there was a miracle doctor named Ye Tianshi, who was famous all over the world. One day, an old immortal questioned Ye Tianshi's medical skills, so he turned into a mortal in the lower world and asked Ye Tianshi to diagnose his pulse.
After diagnosing the pulse, Ye Tianshi gave a horoscope evaluation, which was "the six meridians are harmonious, either immortal or strange".
After the god was exposed, he covered his face in shame and ran away.
Everyone knows that Xu Qingyun cannot be a god, but Wei Chunming can say these eight words, which is enough to show that Xu Qingyun's body is indeed extremely healthy and he maintains good health.
The fact that a Chinese medicine doctor can warm and nourish one's body so well actually proves that this Chinese medicine doctor's medical skills are extraordinary.
Although doctors do not self-medicine, maintaining health is different.
"Zhang Gaoyang, you have already diagnosed me, now it is my turn to diagnose you." Xu Qingyun looked at Zhang Gaoyang and said.
Although Zhang Gaoyang was a little reluctant, under the gaze of so many pairs of eyes, he could only do it obediently and stretched out his hand to let Xu Qingyun diagnose his pulse.
Xu Qingyun did not check for a pulse, but stared at Zhang Gaoyang for a full minute before taking a pulse.
The process of diagnosing the pulse was very fast. In less than a minute, Xu Qingyun withdrew his hand.
Xu Qingyun did not immediately tell Zhang Gaoyang's condition, but looked at him with a strange expression.
"Have you not diagnosed my disease? I know that Chinese medicine is not good!" To this day, Zhang Gaoyang still does not forget to belittle Chinese medicine.
"Are you sure you want me to say it now?" Xu Qingyun looked at Zhang Gaoyang and said.
"You don't have to be mysterious, I'm afraid you haven't diagnosed any disease in me at all!" Zhang Gaoyang said with a sneer.
"Okay, then I'll make it happen for you!" Xu Qingyun smiled softly and said, "You actually have a lot of minor problems with your body, but those are boring, so I won't talk about them. I'll just talk about the more serious ones!"
"You have hemorrhoids!"
Zhang Gaoyang was furious when he heard this. He stood up and said angrily: "Nonsense, nonsense! If I had hemorrhoids, could I still sit like this now!"
"I'm not talking nonsense. The reason why you can still sit now is because your hemorrhoids were cured a few days ago, but they will relapse in a day or two."
"The reason for this is also very simple. Because you have the advantage of Longyang, when you do that kind of thing, you don't know the moderation and don't pay attention to hygiene, which is why your hemorrhoids recur repeatedly."
The four words "Long Yang Zhi Hao" were like a thunder, which resounded throughout the entire venue and exploded throughout the live broadcast network, making everyone shocked and tender, and everyone's expressions became wonderful!
The live barrage has become even more crazy, and it’s not a big deal to watch the fun.
"Oh, it's true! Zhang Gaoyang still has this kind of hobby!"
"I think it should be true. Wasn't there a rumor on the Internet some time ago?"
"I remembered that there was indeed such a rumor. But at that time, Zhang Gaoyang came out to clarify that it was false and sent a lawyer's letter. Everyone thought it was a rumor, but now it seems that it may not be a rumor."
"This news is so exciting! Haha!"
"The good of Long Yang, the habit of broken sleeves, Brokeback Mountain! Haha!"
"No wonder Zhang Gaoyang is already in his thirties. I don't see him talking about his girlfriend, but he turns out to be talking about his boyfriend! Haha!"
"You know people but don't know their faces. I'll go see Spring and Autumn for a while!"
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"Xu Qingyun, you are talking nonsense, I will kill you!" Zhang Gaoyang was already furious and rushed towards Xu Qingyun.
Xu Qingyun dodged lightly and dodged easily.
"If you want to prove your innocence, you can. I have a way. Use your fingers to press the Du Meridian point on your head!" Xu Qingyun looked at Zhang Gaoyang and said.
Zhang Gaoyang hesitated when he heard this, but in the end he gritted his teeth and said: "Just press it, anyway, I am innocent, I don't have hemorrhoids!"
Zhang Gaoyang stretched out his finger, but was suddenly stunned. After a while, he blushed and asked, "Du, where is the Du Meridian point?"
"Hahaha!"
There was a burst of laughter at the scene, and most of the people laughing were students of traditional Chinese medicine.
On the barrage of the online live broadcast, people were also laughing wildly.
Although many of them did not know where the Du Meridian point was, this did not prevent them from laughing at Zhang Gaoyang.
"The Du Meridian point is under the tail vertebra." Xu Qingyun said, adding at the end, "Don't tell me, you don't even know where the tail vertebra is!"
"Hahaha!"
Another laugh came.
Zhang Gaoyang blushed, stretched out his hand, and gently pressed his Du Meridian point with his fingers.
The next moment, everyone saw Zhang Gaoyang's face become distorted, with a look of pain on his face, and cold sweat broke out.
Although he didn't cry out in pain, his face betrayed him.
Others were curious and tried pressing their own Du meridian points, and found that there was no severe pain, which showed that Zhang Gaoyang was indeed suffering from hemorrhoids.