Chapter 20 I'm afraid that hooligans are educated!
Chapter 20 I’m just afraid that gangsters are educated!
He Qi studied in college in Jinling, and the ancient city of Jinling has many names, one of the most unique is called "Duck City". Don't get it wrong, this "duck" is not the other "duck".
There is an old saying: "Rabbits cannot enter Shu, dogs cannot leave the country, and ducks in Jinling cannot cross the river." Sichuan Province seems to have a paranoid love for rabbits, so that no rabbit can escape the fate of being on the dining table; dogs are so cute
, must not let it run around, this is the unchanging creed of the people in the pass; and in Jinling City, there is a secret circulating among the people: "No duck can leave Jinling City alive."
In the streets and alleys of Jinling City, the cries of "cut off a duck" are echoing everywhere, duck blood vermicelli soup, salted duck, duck oil crispy pancakes, old duck pot...
Therefore, there is a legend that Jinling people eat 300 million ducks a year, so it is known as the "Duck City".
For He Qi, eating ducks is nothing special. He has eaten roast duck, salted duck, Wuwei salted duck, and red-skinned duck since he was a snack. He can’t be said to be passionate about it, and he can’t even say he hates it. Most of them, no matter how beautiful they are, cannot withstand the passage of time.
The devastation of love is like being married for a long time, and it is inevitable that love will turn into a qualitative change of family affection, so that sleeping in separate rooms has become the norm for most people.
The roast duck at "Bianbi Fang" is quite different from what He Qi later ate. It tastes amazing if you eat a little, but you shouldn't eat too much. The main reason is that the fat content is too high. This is related to the extreme lack of oil and water in people's daily diet.
He Qi felt a little uncomfortable. After eating half of the meal, he put down his chopsticks and drank tea to relieve his tiredness.
Brother Xun's recent life is just like what Qian Xuan said. He has been living a very poor life. His salary has been delayed again and again, and the monthly expenses for sending money to the whole family are a lot of money. Carrots and cabbages are probably delicacies, so in
After eating half a roast duck before, I was still able to enjoy the meal.
"Brother Qi, why do you eat so little?" Qian Xuan asked.
"A little greasy." He Qi smiled.
"Add more cucumber shreds to relieve the greasiness." Qian Xuandao.
"Brother Qi is not used to greasy food. Cucumber shreds can slow down the disease, but it cannot cure it. It is unnecessary." Brother Xun also stopped at this time, took out a cigarette out of habit, and lit it against the window.
Men are a very strange group. From strangers to chatting and laughing, sometimes it is just a matter of a few glasses of wine. The newly opened Dukang wine on the table was already halfway through, and He Qi was also forced to accept a new one presented by Brother Xun.
The title "Brother Qi"
", according to Brother Xun's explanation: "'Brother He' is too obscured by the public. Generally, any surname 'He' can be called 'Brother He', but 'Brother Qi' is not.
Therefore, why and how can we relieve our worries? Du Kang is the only one.”
With Brother Xun's sharp tongue, he put together a few irrelevant words and replaced a pot of ordinary wine with "Dukang". Qian Xuan blinked his eyes, unable to refute, but Brother Xun said
Er was ripped off.
Master Pian'erya exited the private room at the right time, and the waiter brought another pot of tea. Qian Xuan poured the tea and delivered it to him one by one. He continued what Brother Xun had just said, saying:
"No! Yucai, you and I are both ignorant and do not know the true face of Mount Lu. But Brother Qi is not the same. He has just returned from the West and must have different opinions. Just like this food, we think this roast duck is delicious, but
Brother Qi feels oily
Tired. What Brother Qi said the day before yesterday, "Take off your pants and fart", was to the point. It was concise and concise. I deeply believe it. I invited Brother Qi to come here today because I want to use Brother Qi's eyes to travel around the world so that I can wait.
A man in an urn will gain knowledge."
He Qi was excited when he heard that this was going to be a political decision in public. He couldn't help but feel a little nervous. He looked at this private room, but it was surrounded by screens. What was said inside could be heard clearly outside.
After hearing this, he was sure that he would not be able to see the sun tomorrow, so he declined with intention: "Brother Xie Deqian is so complimentary. It's just that I just returned to China, my eyes are dark, and I don't understand the left and right. If I haven't experienced it, I have no right to speak. If I have to,
To tell you one or two things, I can only tell you my thoughts based on reality..."
"Oh? I'm all ears." Qian Xuan said expectantly.
Brother Xun held a cigarette in his hand, with his eyes half-closed by the smoke, and listened quietly, calmly and naturally.
When he thought of this, He Qi became so angry that he finally managed to vent his anger and angrily said: "Human traffickers, we must be arrested at any time. If we don't, we can't do it. Think about it, you just returned home and appeared in the south of the city."
, without any friends, penniless, and hungry, a kind person invited you to eat wontons, you went there happily, and then you were abducted by human traffickers!"
"Uh-huh." Qian Xuan knew this, but he was still teased by He Qi so much that he covered his forehead and laughed like a goose.
Brother Xun accidentally choked on the cigarette. He was grinning and crying while he finally calmed down and asked again: "How can you be penniless?"
"I was robbed first!" He Qi said angrily.
So Brother Xun and Qian Xuan laughed unkindly again.
With this, the atmosphere in the private room became much more lively. Brother Xun put down his cigarette, took a big sip of tea, and sighed: "The country is prosperous and the people are prosperous, and the people are happy and peaceful. They don't close their doors at night, and they don't pick up things on the road. In troubled times, the world is full of smoke and smoke."
When the weather is hot and cold, people's hearts are not as old as they used to be, and theft is rampant."
"It's not so absolute. Theft and scabies have been common since ancient times. When I travel to Western countries, I see them all the time. They are not unique to our country." He Qi said.
"Brother Qi, how come you have no trouble traveling in the West, but as soon as you return to China, you are visited one after another?" Brother Xun asked again curiously.
"The hooligans are not scary, the only thing I'm afraid of is that they are educated." He Qi sighed.
Both of them were puzzled, frowning and looking at each other, hoping for an explanation.
"Chinese gangsters are all 'cultured', have learned the art of war, and are adept at making plans; Western gangsters have simple minds and well-developed limbs, and they attack cities," said He Qi.
Probably because He Qi's way of thinking and language habits were completely different from those of people of this era, this made the two of them unable to understand, and instead became even more confused.
"When the Western gangsters saw that I was Chinese, they were just trying to rob and rob me. Naturally, I could avoid them. However, I, the Chinese gangsters, know how to be roundabout and tactful. They first invited me to eat wontons to close the distance, and then exchanged polite greetings.
Lowering my defensiveness, and finally lending a helping hand when I was in trouble, I fell into his trap step by step. As the saying goes, it is easy to hide from an open gun, but difficult to guard against a hidden arrow. Know yourself and the enemy, and you will never be in danger in a hundred battles.
We Chinese hooligans know the essence of the art of war and can all use Sun Tzu's Art of War flexibly. Aren't they just educated hooligans?"
The two of them suddenly realized what an "educated hooligan" was, and couldn't help laughing. At the same time, they had a new understanding of He Qi. Qian Xuan further interpreted He Qi's remarks, saying
: "Yancai, to paraphrase Brother Qi's words just now, 'Rogues are not to be feared, but they are literate.' Then Gu Tangsheng and others are all literate hooligans. Thinking about it this way, the article I wrote yesterday is really immature and far inferior to Qi's.
My experienced brother, I will write another article when I get back."
"What are you going to do?" Brother Xun asked.
"Gu Tangsheng, whose courtesy name is Jingze, and whose name is Rogue layman!" Qian Xuan blurted out.
"Brother Deqian, please say no, please spare my life." He Qi's tone was solemn, not ridiculing.
Because once Qian Xuan's article was published and carefully scrutinized by interested people, He Qi would be pointed at and scolded, or his life would be in danger at worst. This is by no means an exaggeration. It should be noted that Gu Tangsheng and others are working for the "Preparatory Committee for Security Council"
"Platform, and behind the "Safeguarding Committee" is the big head.
He Qi is just a scumbag who has just arrived here without any powerful background. Unlike Qian Xuan and others, he has already gained a huge reputation. His teacher is Mr. Taiyan, who dared to break into Datou's mansion alone and throw the table.
A peerless warrior who kicks off the bench.
If you want to kill a chicken to scare a monkey, cut someone off and set an example to scare others, then He Qi, who has no powerful background, is the most suitable chicken.
"Brother Qi, how do you say this?" Qian Xuan asked in confusion.
Brother Xun thought for a moment and understood what He Qi's worries were. He smoothed things over and said to Qian Xuan, "Brother Qi, it's not like you live in Dongjiao Min Lane, where other people can't easily get in."
Speaking of Dongjiaomin Lane, He Qi suddenly had an idea, so he changed the topic and talked about Gouwa's fear of sleeping at night and his recent plan to move.
I didn’t know this unless I asked, but I was shocked when I asked. The rent in Dongjiaomin Lane is too expensive. I learned from Qian Xuan that the monthly rent for an ordinary small courtyard is 10 yuan, which is enough for half of my belongings.
With monthly rent, He Qi had to give up her thoughts.