In front of Li Mansion is a small garden. The green plants that bloomed in spring and summer have shed their leaves, and the large areas are withered and yellow. Only a row of purple bamboos in the corner is lush and green. The afternoon sun shines crookedly on the ground. After watching the game,
Several people were drinking tea in the small garden, bathing in the sunshine, and chatting by the way.
He Qi, who was shouting loudly and cheering on the field just now, has become gentle now. Without saying a word, Qian Xuan smiled and joked: "The most popular person on the field today is our football team.
The most popular person in the audience is our brother Yubai. The people in our row are all famous people in the Shanghai stock market. After today, brother Yubai's reputation has been completely established."
Brother Xun smiled brightly and added: "It's not just that! There were many foreigners before and after I saw it. Brother Yubai shouted so many words, and the foreigners remembered "awesome". Brother Yubai shouted one sentence
'Chinese team', foreigners just say 'awesome', and this word 'awesome' is probably going to go out of the world."
"Hey hey hey" the big guy kept laughing secretly.
Qian Xuan continued: "In the future, our football team will go to Western competitions, and everyone on the field will be "awesome"."
Gu Rushui interjected: "For the sake of 'awesomeness', let's have a drink and replace the wine with tea."
Qian Xuandao: "Let's go!"
Everyone raised their teacups, but He Qi was reluctant. It was not that he was unhappy, but that this cup of tea was too bitter. Judging from the performance of the national football team today, both in terms of mental outlook and physical actions, they were outstanding.
Fierce, as far as Asia is concerned, he is an absolute "big brother". Even if he goes to the international level, he is still capable of fighting.
The seniors were so fierce, holding down a small book and hammering us, but who would have thought that a hundred years later, the situation would be reversed, and the small book would hit us upside down.
To say "awesome", you have to manage more than 20,000 employees and more than 10,000 registered male football players. There are more management positions than working positions. It is a big joke in the world. It is a scorpion shit-the only one in the world. This is
It’s the most “awesome” place!
When he thought of this, the wise saying came to He Qi's mind automatically: "You don't even have to lose your face."
"Mom sells batches!" He Qi became more and more depressed as he thought about it, and drank the tea in one gulp.
Qian Xuan thought He Qi was depressed because his voice was hoarse and could not speak. He seized the opportunity and continued to joke brightly: "Do you know? We are sitting on the edge of the aisle today, and across the aisle are Dongyi people.
I deliberately counted them, and there were probably several hundred people. They were probably the most depressed. Everyone looked at Brother Yubai and yelled there. Their eyes were red at that time. I was afraid that they had the intention of killing Brother Yubai.
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Gu Rushui curled his lips and said: "A while ago, Brother Yubai defeated Gaobe Daoping. Newspapers across the country reported it. I am afraid that tomorrow someone will say that China claims to be a country of etiquette, but it does things that do not observe etiquette."
Qian Xuan waved his hand, shook his head and said, "It's nothing to do with him. Brother Yubai has been living overseas all year round, and he just returned to China recently. The red tape is of no use to Brother Yubai."
He added: "As for 'rituals', yesterday, Yucai and I followed Wang Mengzou to visit Cheng Zhongpu, and we talked about 'rituals'. Cheng Zhongpu said that 'rituals' was one of the main culprits in the decline of China.
, if we want China to be revolutionized and strong, 'rituals' must be abolished
No. Brother Yubai has been away from the country all year round. He may not know that we people feel the same way. All kinds of rules and etiquette, regardless of whether they are appropriate or not, can be beaten to death with a stick. As long as they are not followed, it will definitely cause unhappiness. Let’s just say
Promote women to read
It has been many years since we started reading. Even so, there are still people who advocate that "it is virtue for women not to have talent". They have huge beards and go to our school gate to curse, saying that teaching girls to read is destroying the ancestral system. Still
Some people advocate
Women with bound feet, and that "Gu Jingze" who sniffs his wife's feet every day, are just like these people. They have three wives and four concubines, but they talk about the development of China. I think this kind of people are the biggest obstacle to the development of China.
They should all be swept away."
Li Yu probably also understood that the "Gu Jingze" mentioned by Qian Xuan should be Gu Tangsheng, but he didn't understand why. Brother Xun looked at He Qi and smiled and said: "Well, I still owe him the nickname Gu Tangsheng."
He Qi quickly shook his head in denial.
Qian Xuan sat next to He Qi, put his arm around He Qi's shoulders, and said warmly: "Stop trying to defend yourself. This matter has been settled. Didn't you say 'Jingze Yanxiang'?"
Li Yu also looked at He Qi and asked curiously: "Jingzeyanxiang, what is it?"
"Oh! Speaking of which, there is another allusion." Qian Xuan explained to a few people, which caused another burst of laughter.
He Qi wanted to say that "Jingze Yanxiang" was the one who said it, but I didn't get "Gu Jingze", so don't hold it against me, but her voice was speechless and she couldn't refute, so she could only say "Woo woo."
” a hoarse voice protested.
Li Wan made a glass of honey water and came over, just in time to hear it. Her eyes were smiling like crescent moons, and she handed it to He Qi. At this time, He Qi was completely confused.
Brother Xun looked at Li Wan delivering the honey water, with an aunt's smile on his face, rolled his eyes, and continued: "Brother Yubai, he often talks rough and unreasonable, Jingze Yanxiang is just one of them, and it is not enough to talk about.
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This is a special session of He Qi's quotations. Li Yu and Gu Rushui are very curious. Even Li Wan doesn't leave. She stands next to He Qi with a smile on her face, looking very interested.
Smelling the faint fragrance of lilies, He Qi suddenly felt nervous and quickly winked at Brother Xun, but Brother Xun pretended not to see him at all and said with great interest: "The gangsters are not scary, I am afraid that the gangsters are educated. This
The words were also said by Brother Yubai."
Qian Xuan immediately added a postscript to explain the origin of this sentence, saying: "You all should know that Brother Yubai was pulled into a remote forest and robbed as soon as he got off the ship after returning to China and got into a car."
This matter was published in the newspapers and everyone knew about it, but when Qian Xuanyi said it, he still couldn't help but laugh.
Qian Xuan stood up, walked to the middle, and said to several people vividly: "I asked Brother Yubai, you have been traveling in the West all year round and you haven't been robbed. Is it possible that the security in the West is better than that in China? Brother Yubai waved his hand at that time.
, shook his head and said that is not the case, there are also robbers in the West who are willing to give in more than me in China, and
He said that gangsters are not scary, but they are afraid that gangsters are educated. I asked him why he said that? He looked solemn and said seriously that all Chinese gangsters are "cultured", have learned the art of war, and are engaged in military strategy, while Western gangsters are simple-minded.
With well-developed limbs, his subordinates attacked the city. He accidentally fell into the trap of a cultured hooligan."
"Brother Yubai also said that I, a Chinese gangster, know how to be roundabout. First, I would invite him to eat wontons to close the distance, and then I would greet him with polite greetings to lower his defensiveness. Finally, I would lend him timely help when he was in trouble.
At this point, he stepped into the trap of the Chinese gangsters."
"You said that he was deceived just because he was deceived, and he still had to make up a rational and well-founded excuse."
"Ah hahaha." Qian Xuan said, making him laugh first.
Qian Xuan's private witticisms between friends were told in public, and he used his hands and feet when speaking, as if they were performing, which really made everyone laugh for a while.
"Brother Yubai, you really have a clear mind." Gu Rushui commented, his face turned sour from smiling.
"What's this? His wonderful thoughts are far more than this?" Qian Xuan seemed to have thought of something, and suddenly burst into laughter, pointing at Brother Xun: "Yucai, tell me, haha"
Brother Xun smiled and smoked, recalling: "Not long ago, we went to visit Mr. Taiyan together."
He Qi immediately knew what these two people were going to say, and his face turned red. That time, he fell into the trap of Brother Xun, an old silver coin. It would be really embarrassing if anyone found out, especially
In front of Li Wan, he quickly squeezed out two words from his throat: "No!"
Brother Xun understood the threat from He Qi's eyes, but since the topic had already been mentioned, Qian Xuan would naturally complete the rest. He immediately stopped talking and glanced at Li, who was standing next to He Qi with a smile.