Chapter 88 I'm afraid someone will help me remember after drinking!
Chapter 88 I’m afraid someone will help me remember it after drinking!
There are a few white clouds floating in the blue sky. The white clouds are covered with warm sunshine. Under the white clouds is the endless sea. The small waves on the beach are jumping happily. He Qi dreams that he is walking in a place.
On the deserted beach, there is a series of footprints of different depths in front of me, the ends of which have been erased by the sea water.
He Qi followed the footprints and couldn't help but look up. There was a small island not far away, with the faint outlines of several coconut trees. There was a woman standing under the coconut trees, but she was a little far away, but she couldn't see her appearance clearly.
Suddenly, the sea breeze brought a sweet unknown song, light and joyful. Along with the song, there was the faint fragrance of lilies. It was she who was humming, and she happened to look over at this time.
She became more and more clear in He Qi's eyes. She wore a wreath on her head and a white dress. She looked like a princess, with her bare feet in the sea and a bright smile on her face, as if the whole world
They are all sweet.
He Qi no longer had any worries, abandoned everything, jumped into the ocean of love, and swam hard in her direction. She was getting bigger and bigger in He Qi's eyes. She was only a few feet away, and she bent down, happily
He stretched out his hand and said coquettishly: "You are finally here! I have been waiting for you for a long time."
"I just saw you." He Qi also stretched out his hand.
Just when He Qi was about to hold her, the world suddenly started to spin and the water was churning. He Qi felt a pair of big hands gripping his feet and pulling him to the bottom of the sea, so he struggled desperately.
"Ouch! You saw me, why did you kick someone?"
This voice was so familiar. When he thought again, it was Qian Xuan, He Qi was suddenly awakened.
Where is the sweet sea breeze?
Where are the waves of pleasure?
Where is she?
There was only the strong smell of alcohol filling the room.
As soon as He Qi opened her eyes, she felt dizzy, nauseous and wanted to vomit, and her mouth hurt terribly. In her peripheral vision, she saw Qian Xuan's face in pain, squatting beside the bed and wailing, holding his stomach.
"He Yubai! Did you do this on purpose?" Qian Xuan asked in a rough voice.
He Qi calmed down for a while before feeling better. She slowly got up, leaned against the bed, and asked with a confused look on her face: "Were you dragging me just now?"
"I'm here to wake you up, what time is it?" Qian Xuan shouted in a loud voice, walked quickly to the bed, opened the curtains, and bright light suddenly poured into the room, stimulating He Qi's eyes.
Can't open.
Qian Xuan was still chattering: "Last night when you were still awake, you promised well to invite someone to dinner today. Cheng Zhongpu got the letter and came early in the morning. As a result, he waited for you for most of the morning.
You are still sleeping soundly, even though I called you several times, you didn't wake up."
"How can there be any reason to ask guests to wait for the host?"
"What do you want me to say about you?"
"If you can't drink, don't drink. You have to show off. There are dozens of tables and a glass of wine at each table. Do you think you are the god of wine?"
"They are all athletes and in good health. Even if the Bacchus comes, they would not dare to drink like this with them. You are welcome to accept all who come."
"Hmph!"
"You, He Yubai, drank too much, and we were miserable. We finally carried you back, but you vomited all over us. After you finished, you went drunk and went crazy, making the chickens and dogs restless."
Before Qian Xuan finished, he paused and asked his soul: "Do you still remember what happened when you came back?"
He Qi's eyes had adapted to the light now, but besides Qian Xuan in the room, he caught a glimpse of a beautiful figure standing by the window, but she turned her back, covering her mouth and snickering. There was a table there,
She was holding an iron to iron her suit, but for some reason, her neck became red with embarrassment.
"Still watching? You didn't watch enough last night, right?" Qian Xuanqi asked: "Let me ask you, do you still remember what happened when you came back?"
One table and one glass of wine. There were 45 tables in the banquet hall. He Qi’s memory was that he had finished a round of wine. He couldn’t remember anything after that. He stopped drinking last night. Listening to Qian Xuan’s words, He Qi suddenly felt
Feeling frightened for a while, he quickly looked away and shook his head dully.
"You really don't remember?" Qian Xuan didn't believe it and asked again.
He Qi's eyes bulged and he shook his head.
Qian Xuanqi whirled around, pointed at He Qi, and said sadly: "Hey He Yubai! You said hurtful words, but you don't admit it in the blink of an eye, right?"
"I think you're taking advantage of the public for personal gain, and you're just using the alcohol to keep you from vomiting."
"I don't understand. Where did I offend you?"
"Why don't you deserve it?"
He Qi was confused and said: "What don't you deserve?"
"Not worthy of being a sweet-scented osmanthus tree!" Qian Xuan puffed out his cheeks angrily, with white air coming out of his nose.
"Huh?" He Qi was stunned and frowned.
"Yes! That's what He Yubai said. He wants me to be a great person, and he's not even worthy of being an osmanthus tree." Qian Xuan repeated in a loud voice, feeling regretful.
He Qi was so shocked by Qian Xuan's voice that he felt dizzy, but he also knew that being drunk was not terrible. The terrible thing was that someone would help him remember the next day. He had a bad premonition in his heart, so he hurriedly lay down and pulled him
The quilt covered his head and he shouted loudly: "I have a headache, please stop talking."
"You don't admit it, right? It's too late. I'll tell you everything clearly." Qian Xuan saw through He Qi's little tricks at a glance. He didn't care about it. He sat down on the bedside and started to help He Qi recall: "Last night
As soon as you came back, you stood at the door and refused to enter the house, insisting that this was Guanghan Palace. After finally getting you into the house, you hugged a chair in the hall and refused to let go. I asked you what you were doing, and you said
It’s Jade Rabbit, you want to hug me.”
"I'll choke you!" He Qi, who was under the quilt, was so excited that he couldn't believe it.
Suddenly, Qian Xuan laughed as he spoke: "You started to chew on me while I was hugging you. Yucai and I pulled and pulled you away, but you still chewed off a corner of the chair. Question
Why are you chewing on the chair? You said the rabbit is so cute and must eat it."
"Ha ha ha ha!!!!"
"Don't slander me, I can sue you for slander." He Qi not only heard Qian Xuan's laughter, but also heard Li Wan's faint smile. The quilt became the last fig leaf, and she made her final remarks through the quilt.
of resistance.
"Does your mouth hurt? The evidence is on display downstairs! Take a look if you don't believe me." Qian Xuan laughed.
He Qi felt that his mouth hurt a little bit again, especially his teeth, but the pain was nothing, it was mainly because of the shame!
His face was burning.
"I, Yucai, and Brother Gu carried you upstairs to rest. You vomited all over the three of us, and that wasn't the end of it. You made a fuss and refused to sleep, saying that Brother Gu was Marshal Tianpeng. Yucai was tired and convulsed.
A cigarette, you said he was holding an ax, it was Wu Gang
, Wanwan cleaned up the vomit on your body. You said that Wanwan was so beautiful and that she was the Fairy Chang'e. Then you said that you were Hou Yi and came to find your wife, and Wanwan, the Fairy Chang'e, was your wife. You dragged Wanwan away.
Wan refused to let go."
There were ten thousand grass and mud horses galloping in He Qi's heart, and even his breathing was a little weak.
Li Wan's face was flushed, her heart was beating fast, and she didn't dare to look back.
After Qian Xuan chuckled, he changed his face decisively and said: "Let me ask you, they are all human beings, why do you say that I am a tree, not an osmanthus tree, but an elm tree, and let Yucai chop me down?"
.I asked you why at that time, and you said that my elm tree grew in the wrong place and had to be cut down and replaced with an osmanthus tree."
"I ask you again, why am I not an osmanthus tree? You said that I smell bad and am not worthy of being a fragrant osmanthus tree."
"My body stinks, why don't I thank you for it?"
"Oh! On the other hand, they are all human beings. I am the only one who is not worthy of being a human being. They want to behead me. How much hatred and resentment they have, can you tell me clearly?"
He Qi held back her voice and said, "I don't know, what are you talking about?"
"Just because you don't know anything, you just think it's okay?"
"Then what do you want me to do?"
"Apologize!"
"Okay! To paraphrase Yucai's words, the me last night is not the same me now. I apologize for the me last night. I'm sorry, Mr. Qian, I was wrong. OK?"
"Although there are flaws, my attitude is pretty good. I have a lot of money, so I won't argue with you. However, do you still dare to drink like this in the future?"
"There is no future."
"Well! That's not bad." Qian Xuan was very satisfied with He Qi's attitude of admitting his mistake. He stood up and looked at Li Wan with a snicker on his face. Then he scowled and said in a deep voice, in the tone of an elder lecturing a junior: "
Apologizing to me is the next best thing. You have to apologize to Wanwan properly. Last night was so troublesome. Others
I’m still cleaning you, but I’m saying that Wanwan is your wife. I insist on cleaning you, so I don’t feel ashamed to panic. Even if I didn’t even mention my horoscope, my wife called her out first. Don’t say that Wanwan didn’t agree.
, even if Wanwan agrees, I, as a teacher and uncle, must also nod. Please respect me from now on, do you understand?"
He Qi wanted to die, her thinking had stopped, she just wanted Qian Xuan to leave quickly, and subconsciously said: "I understand, I understand."
Li Wan's face was so red that it was almost bleeding.
Qian Xuan's face was filled with an aunt's smile, but he pretended to say: "I won't talk nonsense. You quickly wash up and go downstairs. Cheng Zhongpu is still waiting for you!"
He Qi said: "Yes! Yes! Yes! Wash up immediately."
Qian Xuan walked to the door and closed it. He Qi pulled down the quilt and gasped for air. He soon discovered that Li Wan was still there. The atmosphere suddenly became strange, as if there was a fire baking the air.
Li Wan was ironing the clothes over and over again, with her back on her back. Thinking of what Qian Xuan said, He Qi's ears turned red and her face turned red. She was confused and said: "Wanwan, oh no, it's Li Wan, too.
No, it’s Miss Li, me and me.”
He Qi was originally a nerdy programmer who never interacted with girls. There was no mention of how to deal with such a ridiculous scene in the textbooks, so that his brain was like a malfunctioning computer, constantly cutting off the power supply.
, stammered for a moment and was incoherent.
What's special is that the embarrassment happened in front of a woman he liked, which made He Qi feel even more embarrassed and still felt very uneasy.
Please forgive me, it’s not easy for me to go solo since I was born.
Li Wan recovered a lot. She turned around, the blush on her face still lingering, like a pretty lily that bloomed in early July, she pursed her red lips, smiled slightly, and had a pair of blushing peach blossoms.
The eyes seemed to be looking but not looking, seemed to be delicate but not delicate, full of daydreams but silent.
He Qi's heart suddenly reached her throat, and she finally choked out a word that could not come to her mind: "I'm going to wash up." He hurriedly opened the quilt and got up, only to find that he was wearing underwear, so he got back on the bed, and tossed back and forth.
Every move reveals a guilty conscience and an inability to face it.
Seeing that the man who looked majestic outside and was admired by many people now looked embarrassed. This strong contrast made Li Wan smile even thicker, but he could not hide the inadvertent loss in his eyes, which made him look more relaxed and generous.
, said with a smile: "The clothes are all dirty. I just washed them this morning and haven't dried them yet, so I bought a few pieces according to your husband's size. I don't know if they will fit. You might as well try them on first."
Li Wan picked up a bag, walked close to the bed, and put the new clothes on the bedside table one by one. Then she returned to the window, turned her back, and continued ironing her suits with the iron.
The underwear, sweater, and trousers were all brand new, and they were also stained with the faint scent of lilies on Li Wan's body. This made He Qi feel happy after putting them on, and said: "Thank you, Miss Li."
Li Wan turned around, looked at her careful matching, and said: "Mr.'s clothes are black in addition to black. Although they look solemn, they are not for serious occasions and are too depressing. Mr. is tall and not fat. On weekdays,
You can wear a suit with a white shirt when going out, and if you are at home, you can wear beige or gray, or even a more lively color."
How did He Qi know this? They are usually black, just to withstand dirt and be able to go out. Looking behind him, he suddenly felt very warm. Maybe it was the combination of beige sweater and gray pants that was warm.
"Thank you for your trouble, it looks good." He Qi said, and then quickly went into the bathroom, looked at the mirror again, and smiled unconsciously.
Li Wan opened all the windows, leaned against the window sill, closed her eyes slightly, and took a strong sniff. The air was full of the smell of sunshine, warm and sweet.