As two cars, one behind the other, drove into the parking lot, the entire Beijing Road finally ushered in its peak rush hour after get off work.
The parking lot of Youhao Shopping Mall is very large and is divided into two exits: east and west. However, during off-duty hours every day, many private cars crowd in to watch movies, eat and go shopping, blocking the whole parking lot.
The private cars jammed inside are looking for the few parking spaces like hungry wolves looking for food. Once a car leaves, everyone will rush forward. Whether they can grab a spot depends on fate.
After walking for a while, a car drove away not far from the two of them. Wen Sibao stepped on the accelerator and immediately shoved half of the front of the car in.
Others saw that the parking space was occupied by someone and it was a police car, so they had no choice but to leave angrily. Wen Sibao then rolled down the window and shouted to Chen Liangshan's car in front of him: "Hey! Brother, stop here.
come!"
Chen Liangshan's car was right in front of Wen Sibao, but he did not stick his head out to reply. Instead, he dialed Xu Tiannan's mobile phone.
"Tiannan, you guys can stop here, I'll go find a spot in front."
Before Xu Tiannan could respond, the call was hung up.
Wen Sibao muttered strangely: "Brother, you are so weird. You can just stick your head out and say no to something like this? Why did you even make a phone call?"
While talking, Xu Tiannan looked at Chen Liangshan's car driving to the other end of the parking lot, shook his head and sighed: "My brother has been unwilling to owe favors since he was a child. I never thought that now that he has grown up, he is not willing to owe favors even for parking spaces.
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At this time, Chen Liangshan had driven to the other end of the parking lot. His mind at this time was not on finding a parking space at all, but on how to give a reasonable explanation for the scratches on his neck.
Just as Chen Liangshan looked around anxiously, he saw two aunts with curly hair standing in an empty parking space diagonally opposite.
These two aunts don't get along well at first glance. If you take any one of them out, they are the kind of people who are not easy to mess with. The huge sunglasses are stuck in the curly hair on the top of the head, and the backpack slung across the body is stretched out on the belly full of fat.
It left a deep mark.
The two of them were just standing there chatting, with one hand on their hips and the other hand pointing at the surrounding environment, with a look of disgust on their faces, looking very much like two leaders of the municipal party committee in charge of construction inspecting the work on site.
So serious.
In less than half a minute, several private cars were eyeing the parking space at the feet of the aunt, but the two people still occupied the parking space in their own way. Once a vehicle approached, they immediately stretched out their arms and waved with claws and claws.
Said: "Don't come here! There is someone! There is someone here!"
The driver of the private car who was driven away immediately understood that these two aunts were here to engage in "human flesh occupying parking spaces"! However, due to the fierce appearance of the other two, the driver could only show a look of dissatisfaction, and finally
The car drove elsewhere.
These two "human flesh aunts" had just driven away several cars, and then a pink Audi TT drove up behind them. The driver was a young girl. This girl obviously didn't see the great achievements of the aunt just now, and actually turned the car over
He turned around, honked the horn twice to remind the other party, and then walked towards the parking space.
"Dong dong dong" three times, the aunt slapped the girl's butt hard twice, and said unceremoniously: "Hey! Do you have bad eyesight at a young age? Can't you see anyone here? I almost crushed someone.
Do you know?"
After all, the little girl was still young. When she saw such an aunt with big waves on her hair, she was immediately frightened and did not dare to refute. She drove the car elsewhere without saying a word, not daring to argue with such a person.
Seeing this scene, an idea flashed in Chen Liangshan's mind, and he immediately followed the girl's example, turned the front of the car, and drove towards the "territory" of the two aunts.
As expected, after seeing another car coming, the "Human Parking Space Duo" skillfully blocked the parking space immediately, slapped the car's butt with "dong dong dong", and shouted loudly: "Hey! Hey! Here!
There are people, there are people! Don’t fall again!”
No matter how much the aunt yelled, Chen Liangshan still reversed the car regardless. Seeing that the two aunts on the other side were yelling louder and louder, he suddenly stepped on the accelerator.
With a "boom", the vehicle instantly ran backwards for a distance and stopped almost close to the aunt's body.
Although he didn't hit anyone this time, the sudden fright still scared one of the aunts so much that she fell to the ground.
"Mom! Who is this?"
The aunt who fell to the ground cursed and got up. After confirming that there were no wounds on her body, she winked at her accomplice, and the two men rushed towards the driver's door.
Originally, the two of them were still a little frightened. After all, they knew that they had done something wrong first, and they were thinking that they might have encountered a tough fight like a social gangster. But when the other person rolled down the window, they found that it was a man in work clothes.
After getting rid of the smelly workers, the two aunts instantly felt as if they were okay again.
The aunt who was knocked down said angrily: "How do you drive? Do you know how to look at people?"
Another aunt also pretended to say: "You hit someone, do you know?"
"Old beast!"
Chen Liangshan suddenly yelled, causing the other party to freeze on the spot. After a while, he pointed at Chen Liangshan and said angrily: "You, you, what are you talking about?"
Chen Liangshan deliberately did not get out of the car. Instead, he met the other party's gaze and said in a more provocative and aggravated tone: "You two old beasts who are occupying the parking space will die a good death sooner or later!"
"You donkey!"
This was the first time that these two aunts had been cursed with such vicious language in their entire lives. Anger suddenly rushed into their brains, and they started to attack Chen Liangshan with a loud curse.
No matter how much the two aunts yelled and fought, Chen Liangshan locked the car door and refused to get out of the car, and even deliberately exposed the left side of his face to the other party. Therefore, the other two could only put their hands into the window and tear and scratch at each other.
"Kill him! Beat this donkey to death!"
It has to be said that the loud voices of these two aunts instantly attracted the attention of everyone in the parking lot, and they were also merciless. They slapped, hit and scratched Chen Liangshan's face. If it weren't for being stopped,
When they got out of the car door, they probably couldn't help but bite each other with their teeth.
However, Chen Liangshan, who was sitting in the car, allowed the other party to beat and scratch him, and he always responded with more vicious curses. These curse words reached the aunt's ears, irritating the other party even more.
"Donkey, I'll fight you!"
"I'll beat you to death, you donkey!"
Chen Liangshan only felt that he had been slapped countless times on his face, and there were countless bloody marks on his face. However, when he saw Xu Tiannan and Wen Sibao in the distance running towards here in a hurry, he knew that his plan was once again
It worked.
Compared to the pain on his face, he felt extremely relaxed in his heart at this time.
