To be honest, she wasn't so shocked even when Yabao first learned about Mars Rain.
When Ya Bao was learning Martian Rain, he at least followed the normal training path, but farting and teleporting...
Qiao Sang was confused. Could it really be possible to practice teleportation by farting?
Although I really don’t want to believe it, the facts are before my eyes.
As expected, his knowledge is still too narrow... After Qiao Sang came to this conclusion, he stayed behind to play Yabao and Little Treasure Hunt using teleportation. He returned to the room, turned on the computer, and prepared to have a good discussion with netizens.
Fan.
This time she did not post a post, but directly searched for the keyword "teleport" and found a hot post that was being discussed and clicked on it.
#I spent almost 800,000 on my Keguan cat and I still haven’t learned how to teleport. The people at the training institution said that my Keguan cat is not qualified so he learns slowly. Do you have any other ideas?#
The post was posted by a person with the ID "If the school collapses, it will be sunny."
This person seems to hang out in the forum a lot, his level is not low, and there are a lot of people replying to him.
[Shangdao: It’s normal. If you continue to spend 200,000 yuan, it will be enough. My bubble bell cost almost a million yuan to learn.]
[Integrity: As a beast master who has successfully trained teleportation, I just want to say that it is very important to find the right training institution. I recommend a beast training institution here. You can get a 20% discount by reporting my name. Thank you.
If you are interested, you can PM me]
[Leave a knife: My family spent 300,000 to learn it]
[Gao Dumei: If a pet wants to learn teleportation, it must first learn to mark the coordinates in its mind]
[Work hard to make money: I think we still have to let the pet beast increase its energy. If the energy of the super power pet beast is large enough, then it will have enough power to distort the space, so that two points in the three-dimensional space are pulled in. As long as
If the power is strong enough to make two points coincide, then you can span the three-dimensional space between the two points and appear at another point at the same time, successfully completing the teleportation]
[Zhang Da: Although what is said above makes sense, it is about space movement. What does teleportation have to do with it? 】
[Gao Dumei: I understand. If you know how to move in space, are you afraid that you won’t be able to teleport? 】
[If the school collapses, it will be sunny: Can everyone talk about practical practice instead of theory?]
Qiao Sang looked at the latest question from the poster and started typing.
[Genius is both stupid and stupid: you can try farting]
I looked at it and felt something was wrong, so I deleted it and typed it again.
[Genius and wood: You can let Keguanmao try to fart]
As soon as it was sent out, Qiao Sang thought it was not very elegant and deleted it again.
[Genius Youyoumu: You can let Keguanmao try bowel movements]
Soon someone noticed her statement.
[Zhangdao: Don’t think I didn’t see it because you deleted it, the original poster, 233 hugged you and told you to fart]
[Integrity: This is a serious discussion thread, please don’t express your opinions maliciously]
[Work hard to make money: Floor 233 should not be a beast master, otherwise he would not say such ridiculous things]
It seems that everyone's knowledge is not very good... Qiao Sang suddenly felt that everyone was drunk and I was alone.
However, the Internet itself is a place for communication and information sharing, and water forums are also a way to quickly increase knowledge.
Qiao Sang doesn't mind sharing with netizens his experience of learning teleportation with his pet beast.
Of course, the main reason is because I feel uncomfortable if I don’t talk about it...
Just like some people always want to find someone to share gossip with, but they can't hold it in anymore.
Qiao Sang considers himself a person who is quite capable of hiding things.
But this time I don’t know what the reason is, I always want others to know.
Qiao Sang started typing.
[Genius Youyouyoumu: My pet beast learned to teleport because of intestinal movement training. It doesn’t cost money anyway, so you might as well give it a try]
…
Gubei Mansion.
One of the three most expensive real estate projects in Hanggang City.
Both hardware facilities and software services have been achieved to the extreme.
Beside the private swimming pool, a young man wearing only underpants was sitting on a lounge chair, looking at the notebook in his hand and lost in thought.
He looked at the latest comments on the post, and then looked at Ke Guan Miao, who was still wearing a sun hat and sunglasses late at night, leaning on a recliner with an extremely elegant posture and drinking a cold drink.
After watching it several times, Ke Guan Miao took off his sunglasses with an extremely elegant movement and looked over.
"Ke Guan?"
The young man pondered for a moment and then said, "That's it. I saw a method of learning teleportation on the Internet. Do you want to give it a try?"
"Ke Guan."
Ke Guan Miao nodded gracefully and motioned for him to continue.
Seeing Keguanmiao agreeing, the young man was happy and said: "It's very simple, just practice farting. You don't have to practice it specially. I will ask Aunt Zhou to put some food in your energy meal to promote intestinal peristalsis."
Ke Guan Miao's expression froze and he put his sunglasses back on.
The young man didn't notice anything was wrong and was still talking to himself:
"We have been working a little harder recently, going to training institutions and practicing. As long as I can learn teleportation and get qualified to participate in the National Campus Beast Control League, my pocket money will be doubled by then."
"Guanguan, my future depends on you!"
"Ke Guan."
…
Qiao Sang read for a while, and when he looked at the forum again, he suddenly found that he had several more private messages.
Click to take a look.
They were all sent by a person whose ID is "If the school collapses, it will be sunny."
[It’s all your fault! What the hell idea did you come up with! It’s okay now, my Ke Guan cat has run away from home! 】
【I shouldn’t believe you!】
[I asked, but you can learn to teleport without performing intestinal movements at all!]
[Just wait to be reported by me!]
It's puzzling, who are these people? How can a pet beast run away from home after practicing farting? Her Yabao and Little Treasure Hunt are practicing so hard... Qiao Sang doesn't believe it at all, and conveniently pulls "If the school collapses, it will be sunny"
After entering the blacklist, I closed the computer and continued reading.
Forty minutes later, the phone vibrated.
Qiao Sang picked up the phone on the table and turned on the screen, which showed an unread text message.
[Ms. Qiao Sang, a customer has designated your Treasure Hunting Ghost, would you like to accept the order?]
Treasure hunter? Qiao Sang was stunned for a moment. In just two days after signing the contract with the Beast Control Club, many text messages were sent one after another, and without exception, they all named Yabao as his sparring partner.
Since I was mostly at school when I was looking for her, I rejected them all.
This is the first time I’ve found a list for a little treasure hunter that happens to be available.
Qiao Sang looked at the time, 21:03.
Still early.
【catch】
After replying, Qiao Sang closed the book.
…
Hongying Beast Fighting Club.
As soon as Qiao Sang walked in, the young lady at the front desk said enthusiastically: "You're here."
This attitude is completely different from the professional smile last time.
Do we know each other? Qiao Sang couldn't help but mutter in his heart.
"Yes, you still remember me."
"Remember, remember." The lady at the front desk pointed to the tablet on the table and said, "It contains all the sparring information of our club. I like to look through it when I have nothing to do."
So that's it... Qiao Sang asked: "Which training ground is the client who is looking for me to train with?"
The lady at the front desk looked around to make sure no one was around, then leaned forward, put a hand on her mouth and lowered her voice:
"Training Ground No. 2, but the guests this time are a little different."
"What's different?" Qiao Sang asked curiously.
"This guest is not an individual."
Qiao Sang: "???"
"The guest is a crocodile cat, and its master is not here." The lady at the front desk added.
Qiao Sang was stunned for a moment. Ke Guan Meow, a super-powered pet beast and an aristocrat among cat pets, did not expect that its master would be able to let it come alone without any worries.
