"Taoist priests have some special details and procedures to follow to exorcise evil spirits. They cannot help others rashly."
Liu Hou explained: "I can't roll up my sleeves and help you before you officially give me the entrustment."
Taoist priests need to accept formal commissions before they can take on tasks. This has been a rule for thousands of years.
There are countless bonds in this world. If you want to practice Taoism, you have to cut through the world of mortals and avoid too many bonds.
Otherwise, the road will become longer and narrower.
Everyone understands this.
No need to be verbose.
"I'll send you back first. Then, go to Chuncheng Old Street to find a paper fire shop and issue a commission."
After Liu Hou told Lu Qingying the address, he took out the cinnabar and talisman paper and prepared to draw the talisman.
Lu Qingying suddenly remembered something and grabbed Liu Hou's hand again: "Mr. Liu, and my sister. She was also cursed by this invisible chain.
But my sister was so stubborn that she couldn't seem to hear the sound of chains behind her.
Please save her, it doesn't matter what happens to me.
My sister, my sister, is probably in more danger than me now."
For some reason, Lu Qingying always felt that her sister's current situation was worse than her own.
"Come the same way, I'll deal with your matters first."
Liu Hou didn't stop and drew the symbols very quickly: "Which hospital were you sent to?"
Lu Qingying was stunned for a moment and thought about it.
I was sent to the hospital after a car accident. I was unconscious the entire time, so I shouldn't have known which hospital I was in.
But when her soul left the hospital with the little kids, she secretly looked back at the hospital.
That hospital is very familiar: "It should be Chuncheng First People's Hospital."
"good!"
What Liu Hou wrote was a soul-sending talisman from Taishan Laojun.
Fu Dan followed behind and said, "There is a female Lu family named Qingying under the Taishan Rock. Please send her back to Chuncheng First People's Hospital. She is like a law."
Then he put it on Lu Qingying's back.
After thinking about it, I still feel uneasy.
So he turned his head and looked at the three ghosts beside him.
Gou Gou Shou said: "You three, come here."
Lu Qingying looked around blankly: "Mr. Liu Hou, who are you talking to?"
Liu Hou often talked to the air, and she had long been surprised.
Liu Hou said meaningfully: "You are not the only ghost in this room."
Lu Qingying was suddenly startled, and her whole body started to tremble: "Is there a ghost in this house?"
Liu Hou sighed: "You are obviously like a ghost, but you can't see the three ghosts in my house. It's really strange."
He shook his head, made a hand gesture, and touched the girl's coffin.
The girl suddenly felt her eyes burning, and suddenly she could see three hazy shadows appearing next to Liu Hou.
One tongue is extremely long, like a whip.
It was being dragged and tossed around on the ground in boredom.
One had an extremely distended belly and was covered in black, like a giant corpse that had fallen into the water and been drowned.
His face was blue and miserable.
There is another one that looks pretty normal.
But it suddenly smiled at Lu Qingying, raised its hand and pulled out his head.
Just like a rubber ball, hit it back and forth.
His head was photographed on the ground, and he looked sideways at the bottom of his skirt.
Lu Qingying screamed and was so frightened that she almost fainted: "Ghost, there really is a ghost!"
The head-hunting ghost was so angry that he complained: "You girl is also a ghost now. We are both ghosts. What is there to be afraid of? Are you still discriminating against ghosts?"
I just look a little shabby now. You know, when I was alive, I was a handsome guy.
Followed by thousands of people.
By the way, do you want me to pluck your head off and play with it for you?
It’s so fun.”
As he spoke, he took a few steps forward, ready to pull off Lu Qingying's head.
"No, no."
Lu Qingying screamed and hid behind Liu Hou.
Liu Hou cursed: "That's enough, don't scare her anymore. Her three souls are already unstable, be careful to scare her out of her wits."
After scolding this guy, Liu Hou touched his chin and thought for a moment, then smiled strangely at the bald ghost: "You said you were more handsome before you were alive?"
The bald-headed ghost nodded vigorously: "He is at least ten or eight times more handsome than his master."
"I can't tell."
Liu Hou watched the bald ghost from left to right.
No matter how you look at it, it has nothing to do with the word handsome.
To describe it with green face and fangs is to praise it.
"Forget it, it's just you."
Liu Hou raised his fingers again and asked the bald ghost to come over and said: "Now I give you a glorious and great task. Follow her and protect her for the time being.
After I finished handling the matters at hand and received her entrustment, I went to the hospital to find her."
When the bald-headed ghost heard this, he immediately shook his head like a rattle and said with a bitter face: "Master, can you not go?"
"no."
Liu Hou refused without any room for negotiation.
The headless ghost complained: "Long tongue and flatulence are more suitable for me. I am very stupid as a ghost and have no ability. I think the master is jealous that I am more handsome than you, so he will retaliate against me."
"going or not."
A trace of anger appeared on Liu Hou's face.
The bald-headed ghost suddenly didn't dare to make a sound.
The long-tongued ghost and the flatulent ghost, these two ghosts with no martial ethics, were gloating and laughing at the misfortune.
The headless ghost still refused to give up: "But master, you also know our situation. As soon as I leave this house, I'm afraid I will lose my mind."
"Don't worry about this, I have a way."
Liu Hou didn't give it a chance to refuse.
I folded a small umbrella out of paper and wrote a few lines of small seal characters on the umbrella.
He handed it to Lu Qingying casually: "If you hold this umbrella, this bald ghost will always be by your side to protect you."
"Can you not use it to protect me? I'm afraid."
Lu Qingying quickly retracted her hand, unwilling to take the paper umbrella.
"What are you afraid of? It is my ghost slave and will not hurt you."
Liu Hou curled his lips.
"But, but, it looked at me with a leering look."
"Life is more important, or your little emotions?" Liu Hou scolded: "It can help you temporarily block the curse of the invisible chain and protect your safety."
Lu Qingying was even more afraid that Liu Hou would be angry, so she reluctantly took the umbrella.
The bald ghost had a grimace on his face and was still reluctant to leave the house.
It's used to staying in the house, and it has long since become a homebody ghost.
Liu Hou glared at it, and was about to give it a sweet date after hitting it with a jujube: "PuTou, do you know where the hospital is?"
"Where?"
Tutou asked ghostly.
"Whether it's for people or ghosts, it's a good place. Many people will carry big and small bags of delicious food to visit the patients. Since it spans the gap between life and death, the yin energy is also sufficient.
And among those consolation gifts, there are many foods that are more delicious than Coca-Cola.
The most important thing is that there are the latest TVs in the hospital wards.
The anti-Japanese drama will be played on a loop every day, and there will be no ghosts trying to compete with you for the TV, so you can watch it to your heart’s content.”
Liu Hou looks like a bad uncle holding a lollipop and bewitching little kids.
But this trick is very effective.
The devil took the bait indeed.
"Fuck, really?"
The bald-headed ghost is full of energy.
Imitate Liu Hou and scold him.
The long-tongued ghost and the flatulent ghost's gloating faces suddenly fell down, and they cried and said: "Master, why don't you let us go for such a good thing? We want to go too?"
"No, only one ghost is allowed to go. Your yin energy is so strong that Lu Qingying's sick body cannot bear it."
"Master, I have to do this."
The bald-headed ghost was afraid that the long-tongued ghost and the flatulent ghost would steal his good job, so he quickly showed his awe-inspiring attitude: "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?"
She patted her chest loudly and said, "Don't worry, I will definitely protect this little girl."
After saying that, his whole body eagerly turned into a black smoke and got into the paper umbrella in Lu Qingying's hand.
I was afraid that Liu Hou would regret not letting it go.
Liu Hou smiled treacherously and patted Lu Qingying's shoulder gently: "You too, go ahead!"
He said and pushed the girl forward hard.
The girl's body floated lightly.
She screamed.
I could only feel the wind blowing from my clothes, and the scenery in front of me changed rapidly.
In an instant, Liu Hou was pushed out of the house and flew towards the clouds and smoke.