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Chapter 303 The Clown

Chapter 303 Clown

The camera was on the side, faithfully recording the scene between Zhang Yuxuan and the others.

In fact, generally speaking, those variety shows that claim to be unscripted actually have scripts. Even the original variety shows such as "Run, Brother" and "Infinite Challenge" also have scripts. First, give each fixed guest a personality, and then let these guests perform according to this personality.

This can avoid some unexpected situations to the greatest extent.

It's just that this time, Yuxuan Zhang really plans to create an unscripted variety show.

At least in this first episode, Leslie Cheung is ready to try out how these guests will perform without a script.

After all, for now, even actors such as Shen Teng, Deng Chao, Sha Yi, and Cang Xiaobao, who are very good on the spot, may not be able to perform realistically when there is a script, and they may not always perform well. You can let go from the beginning.

Just like the original "Run, Brother" or "Infinite Challenge", you can watch the first few episodes of their first season. In fact, the performances of these guests have a sense of acting energy. None of it is that real.

Not to mention Shen Teng and the others now.

In order to prevent them from acting like that, Zhang Yuxuan deliberately did not hand over the real script to them, just to see the shooting effect of their real reactions.

After Shen Teng and the others learned the truth, their faces were speechless, even slightly panicked and confused, as if they didn't know what to do.

Soon, the fingerboards were laid out by the square dancing ladies, and there were also staff who took care of everything else.

"What is this?" Everyone looked at the runway paved with fingerboards in confusion.

"This, it seems, is pressing on the fingerboard." Liu Yan couldn't help but say.

"Fingerboard pressure?"

Only a few people in Zhang Yuxuan's group knew about such a thing as a fingerboard. Most of them had never seen such a thing as a fingerboard. This was almost the first time they had heard of it.

"Next, I want to announce the rules of the competition..." The director stood up at this time and said to Yuxuan Zhang and others.

"Take off your shoes, compete in the suppression class and pass the level. If you reach the finish line within the specified time, you will be considered successful. This seems quite simple!" Deng Chao glanced at the competition venue. This lap, the total added up to It's four to five hundred meters, and it's a relay race between three people. It seems like it won't be difficult to pass.

Liu Yan, who knew the power of pressing the fingerboard, had a very bitter look on her face: "Do you want to run and sprint on this fingerboard? Isn't it? Isn't this life-threatening?"

"Hey, Liu Yan, are you being too pretentious? You are just pressing the fingerboard. How uncomfortable can this be!" Huang Bo said with a smile.

"That's right, I'll do it first." Saying that, Shayi took off his shoes and stepped on the fingerboard.

But when he stepped on the fingerboard with both feet, his expression suddenly changed, and he subconsciously jumped back: "Oh my God——"

"What's wrong, Sayi?"

"No, it's nothing. I'm just not mentally prepared. This thing is a bit painful for my feet when I step on it, but it's still within the acceptable range." Sha Yi explained, and then stepped back onto the fingerboard.

"Socks, you can't wear socks, you have to take them off too." The director on the side added.

"Take off your socks too? These socks are just a thin layer of cloth. Do you have to take them off?" Sha Yi couldn't help but ask.

"Yes, you have to be barefoot, no socks."

"...Okay, just take them off." Sha Yi had no choice but to take off his socks and put his two big feet on the fingerboard again.

"Hiss! The difference between wearing socks and not wearing socks seems a bit big?" Sha Yi said with a grin on his face.

"Hey, let me ask you, are you exaggerating a bit? We are doing a variety show, and exaggeration is really good, but you are too exaggerated." Deng Chao couldn't help but said.

"That's right, your exaggerated expression attracts the attention of the audience. This is evil, let me tell you." Shen Teng laughed and followed Deng Chao to attack Sha Yi.

"Exaggeration? Am I exaggerating? Come and try it!" Sha Yi couldn't help but retort.

"Hey, we don't believe it. How painful can this thing be? Just give it a try!" Deng Chao said, taking off his shoes and socks, and then walked up to the fingerboard: Ouch yoyo..." Deng Chao said After taking two steps up there, I jumped down.

"Don't you think I'm exaggerating? Why don't you try it? And you, Shen Teng, don't you want to come up and try it too? Come on?" Sha Yi said to Shen Teng with a smile.

"No, no, no, it was Deng Chao who just said he wanted to go up and give it a try. I didn't say that." Shen Teng shook his head and denied it.

"..." Deng Chao.

Others were a little curious about the reactions of Deng Chao and Sha Yi, and felt that they were exaggerating, so they were also curious, took off their shoes and barefooted, and tried to press the fingerboard.

Then everyone's expressions did change.

"This thing does hurt a bit."

"But it's okay. It's still within the acceptable range."

Everyone was talking to each other and began to analyze the situation of pressing the fingerboard.

Seven fixed guests and two flying guests, a total of nine people, were divided into three teams to complete the first level.

Zhang Yuxuan, Shen Teng and Liu Yan, two men and one woman, formed a team.

Guo Jingfei, Deng Chao and Fan Xiaobing also formed a team of two men and one woman.

The remaining three men, Sha Yi, Cang Xiaobao and Huang Bo, formed a team.

It just so happens that among these three teams, one is famous in each team. Although it cannot be said that they are exactly the same in terms of popularity, they are balanced to a certain extent.

"Well, let our team run first? How about you come first?" Huang Bo said to the other two teams.

"No, you come first. Sha Yi said before that he wants to run away first, so you come first." Zhang Yuxuan shook his head.

"Yes, yes, you come first. There are girls in both our teams, and there are three men in your team, so I want you to come first." Fan Xiaobing agreed.

"No, isn't there a saying that puts ladies first? So you two teams should go first, and it's our turn last." Huang Bo retorted.

"Don't tell me, Huang Bo. You actually prioritize ladies over this?" Fan Xiaobing looked at Huang Bo in astonishment.

"Why can't you put it above this? I call it equality. In the face of any choice, we follow the principle of ladies first." Huang Bo argued.

"On your side, all are equal, but on the other side, women are given priority, which is inherently flawed, okay?"

Although Huang Bo wanted to argue, in the end, his team was the first to go.

The other two teams were watching how to pass this level and whether it would be easy to pass.

The first person to appear was Sha Yi. Sha Yi held the baton and was barefoot. When he heard the word "start", he rushed directly to press the fingerboard.

It's just that Sha Yi took two legs and rushed several steps quickly. After making a strange cry, he turned a corner and got off the fingerboard.

Seeing this scene, everyone couldn't help laughing.

"Shahahahahaha! Running on it feels completely different from walking slowly on it! It hurts too much!" Sha Yi couldn't help but defended.

Because this was the first time, I gave Shayi another chance.

Sha Yi took several deep breaths and was mentally prepared. After giving the order, he started to rush up to the fingerboard again, but instinctively he slowed down a certain speed and ran on the fingerboard.

After that, from time to time, he would show his teeth, make strange noises, and then jump rope. Looking at the jump rope with murderous intent, his face looked broken.

"Hurry up, hurry up Sha Yi, stop dawdling, hurry up. Don't time out." Huang Bo urged Sha Yi loudly.

Sha Yi had a grimace on his face, gritted his teeth for the last time, and danced.

Sha Yi, who originally had a painful expression on his face, became even more painful.

Seeing this scene, the people around him became even more happy. Even Huang Bo couldn't help but be so happy that he couldn't close his mouth.

After jumping the rope, Sha Yi staggered to Huang Bo and handed the baton in his hand to Huang Bo.

Huang Bo quickly started to rush, but again, after running two steps, his expression became very exaggerated and painful, and then he started to circle around. Finally, after passing the baton to the last timid Xiaobao, Huang Bo quickly stepped down from the pressure.

Rolled down the fingerboard.

Ting Xiaobao was the last one, especially since performing duet was a hard job, so the pain of pressing the fingerboard was nothing to Ting Xiaobao, but he still showed exaggerated pain.

After all, as a duo actor, Xiaobao understands that the more embarrassing he is in the show, the funnier he will be, the more the audience will like him, the more scenes he will get, and the more famous he will be.

But just as Xiaobao took the baton and was about to rush forward, a woman stood directly in front of him, and the clothes the woman was wearing had a few big words "carry me on your back" plastered on them.

Xiaobao looked at the woman standing in front of him in bewilderment. This woman was about 1.65 meters tall and weighed quite a lot. If not 300 kilograms, she definitely weighed over 200 kilograms.

Xiaobao looked at this woman, and then couldn't help but look at himself. He was only 1.6 meters tall and weighed only about 110 kilograms, not even 120 kilograms.

"Director? In this link, do you really, really have to carry her on your back? Are you sure you're not playing with me?" The cowardly Xiaobao couldn't help but scream.

"This is the last level. Please proceed quickly, dear little treasure guest." The director looked on seriously from the side.

The people around him, even the onlookers, couldn't bear to look at the thin and timid little baby who looked like a monkey, and then looked at the woman in front of him who was taller, taller than him, and almost twice as fat as him.

I couldn't help but laugh, the two stood together, the difference was too big, it was a very sharp contrast.

Even two teammates, Huang Bo and Sha Yi, couldn't help laughing and squatting there, almost rolling over.

"Okay, I'm willing to give it all. Come on!" Xiaobao yelled with a strong look on his face, then squatted down and let the other person lie on his back.

When this woman who weighed at least twice as much as Cang Xiaobao jumped on Cang Xiaobao's back, Cang Xiaobao staggered and almost fell to the ground. At the same time, the expression on his face was ferocious.

Ah, my eyes are red, as if I might cry at any time.

"Ouch——"

The little baby let out a wolf howl, took trembling steps, and ran forward with his aunt on his back. No, he walked forward, no, more accurately, he moved forward.

In just a few tens of meters, the little baby almost died.

Finally, I carried the aunt on my back to a horizontal bar and put down the woman who weighed twice as much as the cowardly Xiaobao. The cowardly Xiaobao knelt down directly on the ground.

Seeing this scene, everyone couldn't help but laugh.

"Xiaobao, hurry up, hurry up, there is only one last item left, the horizontal bar, grab the horizontal bar, and then bite off the bagel tied to the rope, hurry up." Huang Bo urged.

"Ah!!!" Xiaobao roared again, stood up, and rushed to the horizontal bar. His momentum was inexhaustible and unstoppable.

He rushed under the horizontal bar, encouraged Xiaobao to jump hard, stretched his arms upward, then rushed towards the horizontal bar and grabbed hard——

Got it empty.

Xiaobao didn't jump high enough and couldn't catch the horizontal bar.

The scene fell silent for a moment. After a full second, the laughter came back. At this time, everyone else had almost forgotten that they were recording a variety show, and even forgot to keep up appearances. Everyone was laughing very happily.

Especially Deng Chao, who was laughing so hard that he knelt on the ground, hammering the ground with his hand while laughing.

Xiaobao looked confused and subconsciously looked back at the director.

"Go on, jump again."

Hearing this, Xiaobao quickly jumped up again, but couldn't reach it.

Everyone who hadn't stopped laughing at first couldn't help laughing again when they saw this scene.

"Ahhhh! I don't believe I can't reach it!" the cowardly little monster yelled, then he jumped up and caught another hole. He jumped again, but before he could catch it, he kept jumping, but he couldn't reach the horizontal bar.

The people around me were laughing so hard that they couldn't close their mouths at this time.

The timid little baby seems to be competing with the horizontal bar. His face looks very ferocious, but he is happy in his heart.

In fact, except for the first time because of foot pain, he made a mistake in taking off and failed to catch the horizontal bar. When he got to the back, after making preparations, he was able to catch the horizontal bar, but the timid Xiaobao deliberately made it impossible to reach the horizontal bar.

Like this, keep jumping up and down again and again.

Although this makes Cowardly Baby look like a clown, in fact, this is the effect he wants.

Because his performance is embarrassing enough and funny enough, more scenes can be edited.

As for whether it will affect his image? You must know that he is a two-person actor! How could he care about his image? Erotic actors usually perform in whatever way they want to make a fool of themselves and make people laugh.

, but I have never cared about my own image.

In fact, when Cousin Xiaobao signed the contract, Zhang Yuxuan once gave Cian Xiaobao some advice: "When recording variety shows, don't be restrained, don't work too hard, don't use too much force, you can sacrifice your own image, even if you

It doesn't matter if you act like a clown, as long as it's funny enough, you can get enough shots. So don't be afraid of making a fool of yourself.'

Although Zhang Yuxuan said this directly, Xiaobao remembered it in his heart, so he couldn't hook the horizontal bar no matter what.

"Director, what should I do if Xiaobao can't hook up to the horizontal bar? How about forgetting it?" Sha Yi couldn't help but ask the director on the side.

The director looked at the timid Xiaobao who was still jumping hard but couldn't catch the horizontal bar. He also looked helpless: "As teammates, you can help him."

So, Sha Yi quickly walked up, hugged Coward Xiaobao's legs, and then lifted him up, so that Coward Xiaobao grabbed the horizontal bar and bit off the bagel hanging on it.

"Phew! It's finally over." Xiaobao said while eating a bagel.

"Yes, it's too difficult, especially because it's so unfriendly to Xiaobao." Huang Bo said with a sigh on his face.

"It's just that I just ran such a long distance with heavy weights and jumped so many times. Just this bagel can't fill my stomach at all." The timid little baby couldn't help but pat his belly and said.

After hearing what Cang Xiaobao said, everyone around looked at Cang Xiaobao in astonishment. Huang Bo was silent. The last few people couldn't help but give a thumbs up to Cang Xiaobao.

Huang Bo's team exceeded the time limit by only two minutes and failed to break through.

And next, there is Zhang Yuxuan and his team.

In Zhang Yuxuan's team, Zhang Yuxuan was first, Liu Yan was second, and Shen Teng was third.

Zhang Yuxuan grabbed the baton and started running first.

Quickly charging on the fingerboard, Zhang Yuxuan couldn't help grinning, and then skipped the rope. After the jump, the pain in the soles of his feet made Zhang Yuxuan stagger a little. But he still rushed to Liu Yan as fast as possible.

, handing the baton to Liu Yan.

After Liu Yan took the baton, she also rushed forward quickly. Even though she was a girl, her speed was not slow. However, when she rushed to the trap where she started to climb the circle, Liu Yan encountered difficulties.

Liu Yan was lying down, which was pretty much the same, but when she tried to crawl forward, her bear was stuck and she couldn't get through no matter how hard she tried.

Seeing this scene, everyone nearby burst into laughter.

In the end, Liu Yan had to readjust her posture, press her crotch firmly, and try to make herself as slim as possible. After a long effort, she managed to pass.

But obviously, this second level took a bit too long.

"Well, otherwise, I won't pass this third level. Anyway, our group's time is definitely exceeded, right." Shen Teng said with a bit of a mean expression on his face.

"no!"

"Absolutely not!"

"Even if you run out of time, you must finish what you should run!"

The three of them, the previously timid Xiaobao, were not happy anymore and spoke loudly.

"We must finish the race!" the director said.

Shen Teng looked helpless and could only shake his head and continue running.

Especially when he saw the 200-pound aunt standing in front of him, Shen Teng's expression became even more painful.

The expressions on Shen Teng's face are really very rich and very funny. He can make people laugh just by making a simple expression.

(End of chapter)


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