A lot of things happened today. I tossed and turned all night long. Master Jiang couldn't sleep because he thought about the beautiful and indifferent face of his senior sister. After thinking about it carefully, he realized that the word "cannibalism" was written on the senior sister's face.
When facing such girls, in order not to be eaten dry, of course we must adopt an attitude of not taking the initiative, refusing, and being irresponsible.
Thinking vaguely about what happened during the day, Jiang Li didn't know what time he fell asleep. He only felt that the alarm clock in the morning was like a reminder.
Didn’t you just get up yesterday? Why do you have to get up today?
What kind of human suffering is it to get out of bed on a winter morning...
Jiang Li struggled to turn off the alarm clock. Today was another class with the perverted old professor who named him, but if he could sleep for ten more minutes, it would be ten minutes!
As soon as Master Jiang closed his eyes, there was a warm touch on his cheek, which was a little itchy, much like a kiss.
There was a thrill in his heart, and he felt no sleepiness at all.
Could it be that... the silly little rich woman finally couldn't help but take action against him?
Master Jiang suddenly opened his eyes and saw a huge dog head standing in front of him. Seeing him wake up, Yakult aimed at his face and prepared to lick it again.
Jiang Li pushed the dog's head away in disgust, feeling a sense of sadness in his heart.
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Do you understand that feeling? Just like Xiaozhi thought that the person sleeping next to him was Misty, but when he woke up, he found that it was Pikachu...
"Woof woof woof~"
"You said it would be great if you were a dog girl..." But then Master Jiang quickly shook his head and rejected this idea. It's true that after being single for a long time, even a dog looks pretty.
Yakult waggled its tail and stepped on him happily a few times, planning to lick the boy again.
"Don't push yourself too far, you bastard!" Master Jiang immediately said angrily and grabbed Corgi's short legs.
But when he was disturbed, he woke up, let go of Xiu Gou and quickly got up to wash up. If he didn't hurry up, he would not be able to make it to the first class.
It is impossible to skip this class. You can only listen to the class honestly. I don’t know who invented the random roll call method. If you have the chance, you must give him some souvenirs (smile.jpg
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"Classmate Jiang, you're awake~"
A sweet voice came from the kitchen. Jiang Li looked out from the bathroom and saw Lu Zhu wearing a black and white maid outfit, holding a spatula in her hand and frying eggs.
With a pop, Master Jiang sprayed out all the mouthwash in his mouth.
"Lu Zhu, what kind of trouble are you trying to make?"
The girl held up the hem of her skirt and turned it around: "Doesn't it look good?"
"This is not a question of whether it looks good or not..." Master Jiang looked away and shook his head with difficulty. Children's affection has always been a top priority in the fight against pornography. He is young and has the skills and feet to get involved so early.
Treadle sewing machine.
but……
Click, click, click!
Master Jiang took his mobile phone and took pictures of the cute maid in the kitchen. He didn't understand the joy of the two-spined salamander before, but when the three dimensions and the two dimensions combined and collided to create the 2.5-dimensional maid, he realized it again
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Maid outfit yyds!
Or a Hanhan limited edition maid costume!
After washing up, Jiang Li walked to the kitchen door and curiously looked at the girl's cooking process.
The kitchen utensils and posture are very professional, but the clothes and taste are not serious...
"Why are you wearing this properly? It's not taught by that island country variety show again, right?"
"Uh-huh."
Master Jiang: "..."
Although I have complained more than once that girls learn things from a strange angle, I really hope that Xiao Hanhan can maintain this passion for learning and studying hard.
"What did you do?" Jiang Li asked.
“Omelet rice.”
"..."
Here it comes, the classic dish that every otaku can't refuse, the omelet rice made with love by the maid, is like a tornado destroying a parking lot.
Master Jiang generally calls it - male-killing technique!
"Jiang, please wait a moment. You'll be fine soon."
It was the most critical moment for the omelette. Lu Zhu held the kitchen utensils as if he were facing a formidable enemy and was waiting sternly.
"Ook."
Jiang Li leaned against the door of the kitchen, looked at the girl funny, and said, "Are you going to learn to cook today?"
"Yes, my goal is to become the little master of China!" the little rich woman shouted.
"..."
Does food that shines when made really exist?
Master Jiang looked at the girl with loving eyes.
But if it's her... maybe it can really be done, after all, she is carrying my expectations. Bastard, don't underestimate the bond between us!
The young man's heart moved, and he felt that his soul was on fire.
God is on fire!
Master Jiang was speechless as he watched the girl flipping off an egg pancake. It is my fault to have expectations for your cooking skills from an idiot like you.
"Really... don't need help?"
"Classmate Jiang, please go to the table and prepare it." The little rich woman tied up her sleeves and said seriously.
"There's only one pot left, don't let me burn it again."
Jiang Li asked worriedly. He thought for a while and then invited: "By the way, do you want to go to the amusement park tonight?"
"Are you going to do a roller coaster or a haunted house?"
“There are also facilities suitable for all ages, such as a carousel and a Ferris wheel.”
"I'm not a child!"
"Last time you and I skipped class and went to the amusement park. After riding the roller coaster, your legs were weak. Or did you forget that I carried you back?"
"That's a roller coaster. I can definitely do a haunted house!" Lu Zhu said unconvinced.
"Are you sure?"
Jiang Li looked at the girl suspiciously and said, "Let's meet at the entrance of the playground at six o'clock tonight."
"Why don't you go home first?"
"I'll buy tickets first when the time comes. Xiao Rong'er and her classmate from last time are also coming."
"Eh?"
Lu Zhu had a puzzled look on her face, she thought the two of them were going to play together like before.
"What's wrong?"
"No... nothing." The little rich woman responded softly, with a rather forced smile.
Stupid, stupid, stupid, you can't even seize such a good opportunity!
"Then it's agreed that you can take your time learning to cook at home during the day."
"No problem~"
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After a while, Lu Zhu came out with freshly baked omelette rice, and she stuffed the omelette that had fallen on the ground in front of the puppy.
Yakult walked over and smelled it, then shook his head and walked away.
When Master Jiang saw this scene, he looked at the good-looking omelette rice on the table and fell into deep thought: Can this rice be eaten?
"Student Lu, I'm almost late for the first class. Let's put this meal here first and eat it when I come back in the evening..."
Jiang Li took his coat and hurried out the door.
"Hey, hey? Then I'll heat it up for you to eat tonight!"
Seeing that the young man had already rushed out of the door, Lu Zhu shouted.
"..."
After closing the door, Master Jiang breathed a sigh of relief. Hearing the words from the girl, he couldn't help but feel desperate.
This time, he was forced to eat things that even dogs wouldn’t eat!
Just listening to the girl cleaning up the dishes and scolding Yakult for not eating through the door, he felt warm in his heart.
Because he thought of the scene in the movie of his previous life - Hey, are you hungry, I will cook for you...
How should I put it? This can be considered a girl’s intention...
Jiang Li put on his coat and thought to himself, then the door next door opened with a creak.
"Sister Su, good morning."
He saw the indifferent girl and said hello with a smile.
My roommate may have sunburn, Chapter 2 It’s twelve o’clock~