Chapter 111 Jun Qingyue: Tricked the dog into killing it?
Chapter 111 Jun Qingyue: Deceived the dog to come in and kill it?
Jiang Li and Jun Cixue left the stall selling octopus balls and went into a pet shop.
There are often shops like this next to university towns, mostly selling rabbits and kittens.
Looking at the rabbit snoozing in front of him, Master Jiang couldn't help but think of the deer Hanhan, so he couldn't help but stuff a leaf into it.
"Don't you like small animals, Mr. Jun?"
"You mean while eating?"
"I mean alive! Alive rabbit!"
Normal girls should not say at this time, rabbits are so cute, how can they eat rabbits? Although the character of a big dog cannot do the best thing for a woman to be coquettish, but... why do you think of rabbits as soon as you see them?
Eat, is this an instinctive reaction?
"Oh, I don't like that."
"Why?" Jiang Li asked curiously.
"What did Tutu do wrong? You're going to do this to me..." Master Jiang continued his tea talk.
"It smells bad and loves to grind its teeth."
"Your description sounds like my three roommates..." Jiang Li said thoughtfully. It turned out that he had already achieved the supreme achievement of being a shit shoveler and fed three small animals at once?
"Classmate Jun, can you think of a way to get Lao Wang and the others to move out voluntarily?" Jiang Li asked expectantly.
"cannot."
"Then why is your roommate so considerate?"
"Communication is the bridge between people."
"..."
Master Jiang curled his lips secretly, Bridge?
I believe you, you are such a bad guy. Don’t think I don’t know that communication means inducement.
Don't ask why he is so familiar. The question is because Jun Qingyue said last time that she became the student council president based on her ability.
"Do you want to buy it?" After shopping around, Jun Cixue was a little uninterested. These furry and cute creatures really made her uninterested, and it was easy to think of a certain silly school girl.
"I won't buy it." Master Jiang expressed that he is a firm prostitute: "It's so cute, and you can look at it more for free~"
Before Jiang Li and Jun Cixue had stayed in the pet shop for long, there was a call of surprise at the door.
"Teacher Jiang, sister? Hey, why are you here?"
Jun Qingyue ran over with "I am an actor" written all over her face and said: "What a coincidence, I wanted to come to you after I got out of school early~"
She looked at the young girl who was very close to her side by side, pretending to be shocked and said: "You two are not dating, are you?"
Although he was surprised that the girl suddenly appeared here, Jiang Li calmly replied: "Of course not."
Even so, he still had the urge to turn his head and look around. Was it classmate Xiaojun's informant who tipped off the news?
It's impossible. This date with Jun Cixue was a secret operation, unless the secret was leaked by a wealthy person...
"Then what are you doing?" Jun Qingyue asked, blinking.
"It's just that your sister has been in college for three years and doesn't even know what the street in front of the school looks like. I'm just here to satisfy some poor greedy cat~"
Master Jiang explained leisurely, and then pointed his eyes at the big dog next to him - "Did you call your sister here?"
Jun Cixue turned a deaf ear to his gesture, and when she heard the young man's description of herself, her face turned cold, and she quietly moved her heel to step on the young man.
Master Jiang: "???"
Jun Qingyue looked at the two of them nervously: "Are you greedy enough to come to the pet shop? However, I have to say that rabbits are indeed delicious, but it's a pity that my sister doesn't like them very much..."
"I love to eat." Jun Cixue said calmly with no expression on her face.
Jun Qingyue was stunned for a second: "When did you like to eat?"
"Just now, when you said I didn't like to eat."
Classmate Xiaojun's chest visibly rose and fell.
Master Jiang stared dumbfoundedly at the two sisters who were filled with the smell of gunpowder as soon as they met.
No, you guys, you can join a group. Are you from the same mother?!
"No need to argue, rabbits are not meant to be eaten..." he interrupted.
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You can't kill anyone by talking like this, can you?
"Then do you mind if you add me when you go shopping?" Jun Qingyue pretended to be shy and said, "Sister, you won't be angry, you won't be angry, unlike me who only feel sorry for giegie~"
"Don't mind."
"mind."
Jun Cixue and Jiang Li said in unison, looked at each other in understanding, and immediately separated their eyes.
Master Jiang grinned, "Big dog, you bad woman, step on me again!"
Jun Qingyue blinked and said deliberately: "Then who should I listen to?"
"Listen to me."
"Listen to me."
The two said in unison again.
Jun Qingyue: "..."
You two deceived the dog and then killed it, right?! On the surface, they have different opinions, but in fact they are yuppies who have a tacit understanding? Jungler, where is the jungle support I called for!
Yu Yourong: Miss Ye Wang is still on her way here on horseback...
"Who do you listen to?" Jun Qingyue withdrew her smile.
"Whatever." Jun Cixue said calmly.
"Look at you." Jiang Li shrugged indifferently.
That's enough for you two!
Classmate Xiaojun’s little fists clenched and then unclenched.
Jun Qingyue: I really want to escape, but I can’t...
Master Jiang looked at Gou Dahu, who was about to become impatient, and Xiaojun, who was about to fall into despair, and sighed helplessly: "Then let's go together..."
"Okay, brother-in-law is the best!"
Jun Qingyue was so happy that she jumped up.
Jun Cixue raised an eyebrow when she heard her name, but Jiang Li caught his sister-in-law who was about to 'go to heaven'...Sister-in-law Shen Te Miao...
He caught the jumping Jun Qingyue: "Don't talk nonsense, your sister and I don't have that kind of relationship."
"What kind of relationship?" Jun Qingyue said with an innocent face.
Master Jiang looked at Jun Cixue's face, a little uncertain?
He quickly said: "Of course it is an improper relationship between a man and a woman."
"Isn't the relationship between lovers illegal?" Seeing the other person falling into her trap of retreating, the girl's eyes were filled with cunning like stars.
"We are not a couple." Jiang Li retorted immediately.
"Teacher Jiang, I understand." Jun Qingyue said seriously, that's what she wanted!
"But how can such words be said from a boy's mouth? It would be more appropriate for a girl to deny it..." She reminded her thoughtfully.
"It's okay, we are buddies~" Master Jiang explained, but was stepped on again, so he immediately changed his words: "We are sisters~"
Jun Cixue stopped stepping on him, and Jiang Li breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he was not wearing white shoes today, and the girl didn't step on him too hard. Otherwise, you, a big dog, wouldn't be able to walk out of this door today even if you stepped on AJ and kissed me.
!
"Let's go, it will get dark if we don't go shopping..."
Master Jiang gestured to classmate Xiaojun, indicating that he could finish early and go to the amusement park to buy tickets.
Jun Qingyue gave him a strange look: "Teacher Jiang, have you forgotten something?"
"What can I forget? My natural gas is turned off..."
"Did you forget to carry your lady's bag?" Jun Qingyue pointed to the satchel held by Jun Cixue.
"You said this..."
Master Jiang hesitated for a moment, and then said with a arrogant look on his face: "Don't mention it~ It's not like your sister doesn't have long hands..."
Jun Qingyue: "..."
If I had known you were such a thing, why would I have come out to alert someone?!
