When Jiang Li went back, the bedroom door was closed and the lights inside were not on.
After knocking and getting no answer, he decisively went to the dormitory group chat and posted a question mark.
Jiang Li: [Brothers! Your father needs help!]
Lao Wang: [No time, I, Yasuo, am flying happily in the army!]
Little Fatty: [Just an orphan.]
Jiang Li: [Are you really not keeping the door open tonight? 】
Jiang Li: [Can’t you learn from me and be a good student who goes to bed on time? 】
【You have been removed from the group chat.】
As a well-behaved baby who never leaves home from night to night and checks his bedtime on time, Master Jiang expressed that he feels very sorry for his three useless roommates.
Master Jiang quickly found the group leader Lao Wang and asked: [???]
Lao Wang: [I’m taking my sister.]
Jiang Li:【???】
Lao Wang:【eeeee】
Jiang Li sneered, as long as you move fast enough in the canyon, the question mark won't be able to catch up with you, right?
Every fanboy has a dream of being a super god. Even if he is a nursery for a hundred games, it will not stop them from thinking that they have the potential to carry the whole game.
Jiang Li: [I have finished my homework this week, maybe I can give it to you...]
Leader of the Party: [Starry Sky Internet Cafe, turn left at the third location after entering the door. Teacher Jiang, please come slowly, don’t fall.]
Reply in seconds.
【You have joined the group chat.】
【You are set as administrator.】
Jiang Li smiled disdainfully and walked to the Internet cafe skillfully.
…
The smoky Internet cafe was filled with the sound of clicking keyboards and polite greetings to teammates and their families.
According to the location given by Lao Wang, Jiang Li quickly found his three roommates, who were fighting fiercely in the canyon.
Master Jiang stood behind them and shook his head. Are these young bastards still trying to take a girl?
Laugh at skr people~
Jiang Li watched their operations and felt itchy, but considering that there would be morning classes tomorrow, he gave up the idea of teaching them how to behave.
Give face to the teacher who works tirelessly to call on everyone in every class! What is more important, the game or the class? Of course, the key points are more important!
Otherwise, he wouldn't go to class so early.
Being eight in the morning is always an unbearable burden in the colorful life of college students. The leisurely college career has made them lose the fighting spirit of singing and dancing in high school, leaving only the biological instinct that urges them to get up at noon to replenish energy.
"Old Wang, I don't have the key with me. Let me borrow yours and I'll go back first."
"Are you weak at such a young age? You need to start maintaining your health so early..." the little fat guy complained while operating.
"It's due tomorrow, did you forget?"
"Damn it, I really don't remember. What should I do? The night we arranged..." Lao Wang's expression was struggling between the game and reality. It was obvious that he chose the latter: "Jiang Baoer, help me answer the question tomorrow~
I love you, hmm~"
"Me too." The little chubby brother beamed at Jiang Li, and even used his hand to blow a kiss.
"Climb, climb, climb."
Master Jiang suddenly felt nauseous, quickly got the key given by Lao Wang, and asked doubtfully: "Why doesn't Xiaobai speak?"
Lao Wang and Little Fatty looked at each other with some kind of smile in their eyes, while Xiao Bai on the side gave them a vicious look.
"Remember the last time Xiaobai was caught giving something to a girl?"
Jiang Li nodded.
"Jiang Bao'er, do you know how the sheep meow?" Lao Wang asked again.
"What?"
"What does the dog bark like?"
"Woof?"
"Wrong, big mistake." Lao Wang shook his head and said to the chubby brother: "Demonstrate it."
The little fat brother pinched his voice and said softly: "Good morning~ Have you eaten~ What are you doing~"
"What's the name of the fish?"
The little chubby brother continued his pretentious demonstration: "Bao'er, when are we going to make our relationship public? It doesn't matter if you don't post on WeChat Moments. Don't make it difficult for me. You, you are free, why don't I come out and treat you to a meal~
"
Jiang Li looked at Xiaobai sympathetically, saying nothing.
"Don't talk nonsense!" Xiaobai's head turned green when he saw it, and he explained weakly: "Yiyi is a good girl..."
"Look," Lao Wang helplessly shook his head, "the fish can still scream even if they are dead."
"Indeed~" Little Fat Brother nodded in agreement and said with emotion, "All the fish from the Foreign Languages School have been raised in our School of Management, and one of them even died..."
Master Jiang has nothing to say about this.
Xiaobai is a person who dares to pursue love, but the road ahead is quite tortuous. According to the information learned during the dormitory night chat, Xiaobai has maintained a relationship with three girls that are more than friends. The final result
It’s nothing more than that sentence——
Sorry, she has already fallen asleep~
Three times of ambiguity, I was cheated on all of them. The victory can be said to be an astonishing 100%...
Master Jiang looked at Xiaobai with envy, why couldn't he meet such a treasure girl?
If he encounters them triggering the option, he won't feel burdened at all, and he can even pluck them until they become hairless and naked.
"Xiao Bai, next time which girl you want to pursue, I will check it for you in advance." Master Jiang patted Xiao Bai's shoulder with sincerity, "I'm tired today, so I'm going back first. I'll meet you all tomorrow when I'm the commander of the expedition.
The general fought bloody battles in the canyon."
"Jiang Bao, walk slowly~"
"Your Majesty, remember to point it out for us."
"..."
Seeing that Jiang Li was about to leave, the three of them began to concentrate on the operation again.
The next day, Jiang Li, who was responsible for the roll call of the entire dormitory, left the Internet cafe without looking back and had a good sleep after returning to the dormitory.
Nothing happened all night.
Jiang Li rarely got up early and went to the cafeteria to have breakfast. A good day usually starts with breakfast, but in fact it often starts with lunch.
A fried dough stick, an egg and a bowl of porridge already made him very satisfied.
While he was happily finishing the last bit of food, Master Jiang saw a figure with long hair walking over.
Jun, Jun Cixue?
Although he was surprised, Jiang Li still waved. When Jun Cixue saw him waving, she slowly walked over.
"Classmate Jun, what are you doing here?"
The girl looked at him like an idiot and replied lazily: "Eat breakfast."
"I know it's breakfast, what I mean is -" Master Jiang retracted his gaze at the other party's slender legs, and said seriously: "Shouldn't you wake up in your own big bed of 500 square meters at this time, pick up the red
Shake the 1982 milk in the wine glass and enjoy the beautiful time in the morning leisurely?"
"..."
"Ahem, isn't that so?" The girl's eyes were a little cold, a bit cold in the early morning. If possible, Jiang Li wanted to hug himself.
Jun Cixue said lightly: "A brain is a good thing. I hope that Mr. Jiang can have it."
"Of course I have this, but didn't you say you were going home yesterday?" Jiang Li pointed out the problem righteously, as if the girl in front of him had deeply hurt him: "But you are here so early today, and you still say you are not lying to me?"
"Actually, I flew here by helicopter this morning." Jun Cixue sneered, "How can you see me so early."
"Sigh." Master Jiang nodded and looked at the girl eagerly: "So you also read Mr. Ba's novels?"
"..."
"It's a pity that I don't know how to smile evilly, and I don't have the wealth to rival other countries..." Jiang Li shook his head with regret.
Jun Cixue's eyelids seemed to be twitching, and she couldn't stand the young man's jumping off.
Seeing that the big dog did not answer his words, Master Jiang sighed helplessly: "Classmate Jun, as a human being, you only have the same appearance, but you don't have the one-of-a-kind soul. It's a pity..."
"..."
I haven’t recovered from my cold yet, here’s a chapter today