By the time Jiang Li got home, it was already past eight o'clock in the evening.
High-end ingredients often only require the simplest cooking methods. After a busy day, Master Jiang spent two minutes making himself a bucket of instant noodles.
After eating and drinking, he sat comfortably on the sofa and enjoyed the quiet time that belonged to Friday alone.
There was no chirping sister, the house was very quiet, and there were thousands of lights outside the window. The empty room and the lack of messages in the chat software added to the loneliness of the young man.
So, in order to have fun, Jiang Li posted a circle of friends:
Late night chat, professional service, female college students are preferred.
The accompanying picture shows a slightly lonely Shiba Inu looking at the window.
Lao Wang gives you a thumbs up.
Xiaobai gives you...
…
Little Fatty gave you a like and commented: [Are male college students okay~]
Jiang Li:【Scroll.】
Jun Qingyue liked you and commented: [Is it okay for female high school students~]
Jiang Li: [This is a separately charged item.]
Jun Cixue liked you and commented: [?]
Master Jiang was very sensible and silently deleted the comment he just replied to Jun Qingyue, and clicked on Jun Cixue's chat box.
Grouping is obviously a good thing, but it’s a pity that there is no chat software in this world, which adds obstacles to countless scumbags in the world.
Without this, how can we raise fish that know each other?!
Of course, Master Jiang believes that he does not need this function.
【Classmate Jun, haven’t you slept yet?】
Jun Cixue: [I’m asleep, don’t disturb me.]
【……】
[Classmate Jun is so funny...]
Jun Cixue:【Heh.】
【What did I do wrong? You want this guy to treat me!!!】
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Jun Cixue: [Perhaps we can talk about separate charging items. 】
Ding! Option triggered!
[Option 1: Reply: I have nothing to talk to you about. Completion reward: Stamina +1]
[Option 2: Reply: I only talk to your sister. Completion reward: Stamina +1]
[Option 3: Reply: I’m going to drive a big car, are you ready? Completion reward: Stamina +1]
[Option 4: Reply: 500 per hour, 3000 for the night. Completion reward: money given by Jun Cixue (not affected by the curse)]
Master Jiang could choose with his eyes closed, and quickly typed out option four.
The other party initiates a payment to you.
You have collected payment from the other party.
Jun Cixue: [Includes night.]
Jiang Li: [The boss is grand.]
Is this the joy of being taken care of by a rich woman? I love it!
Jiang Li: [Boss, what do you want to talk about? I am proficient in postpartum care of sows, disassembly and installation of tractor axles and other complex and sophisticated projects involving multiple disciplines.]
Jun Cixue:
【……】
【Refund.】
The corner of Jiang Li's mouth curled up slightly, and he slowly recalled the indignant look on his face by the national football fans in his previous life.
[The profit of our store is very small, and no refund will be given once payment is collected.]
Master Jiang is on the road of seeking death and will never return~
Jun Cixue: [I want to talk about my sister.]
Jiang Li narrowed his eyes slightly, thinking about the loss he would suffer from Jun Qingyue today. He looked at the sky outside and suggested: [How about we find a place to have a midnight snack and chat in person?]
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【It’s your treat.】
After a long time, Jun Cixue replied: [Okay.]
As the saying goes, endure the calm for a while and take a step back to get more and more angry. Master Jiang increasingly felt that it was necessary to give Jun Qingyue a head-on blow.
Following the last theme of the small poor peasants' anti-exploitation of the eldest daughter, the theme of this action is "On the Importance of Educating a Younger Sister".
To put it in layman's terms, he wanted to describe Jun Qingyue's ten major crimes in front of Jun Cixue.
With the idea of blowing the wind on his pillow, Jiang Li went to the appointment happily alone, and met Miss Jun as he wished at a coffee shop by the riverside in the city.
Jun Cixue wore very simple clothes today, a woolen coat and a beret. When she came in, her beautiful face was slightly red from the cold wind blowing by the river.
"Classmate Jun, what do you want to talk about Jun Qingyue?" As soon as they met, Jiang Li immediately said in a deep voice: "To be honest, I'm not very familiar with her."
Jun Cixue sneered: "Even if you don't know me well, you can have your contact information and chat with me late at night?"
Jiang Li took the menu and ordered a cup of cappuccino and a small cake for himself, then handed it to the girl, and then explained calmly: "I know what you want to say. However, things are not what you think..."
Jun Cixue asked for a glass of water: "What's that like?"
"It all started with a little girl selling tea..."
"Huh?" Jun Cixue snorted softly, her cold brows furrowing slightly.
"I'm sorry, I got involved..." Jiang Li coughed lightly, "I met your sister by accident."
"Let's get to the point." Jun Ci tapped the table with his sharp white fingers and said calmly: "Otherwise there will be a second accident tonight."
"Threatening people at all times is not what a lady should do..." Jiang Li took a sip of coffee and said leisurely: "The process of getting to know her is that she and my sister are classmates. Today I happened to pick up Xiao Rong'er from school.
She got it."
"No more?"
"No more." Jiang Li helplessly spread his hands.
"..."
Master Jiang blinked innocently, you were the one who told me to focus on the key points, and you were the one who was dissatisfied after I finished speaking.
What do you want from me, what do you want~
Jun Cixue's eyelids twitched, then she poured herself a glass of water, held the glass and said, "Do you have any other excuses?"
"What does rhetoric mean?" Jiang Li asked seriously, "Do I look like the kind of person who can lie?"
"picture."
"..."
"Why are you so concerned about how your sister and I met?" Master Jiang looked suspicious, "You couldn't be... a girl-controller, right?"
"Of course not." Jun Cixue said expressionlessly, "I'm just afraid that her simple mind will be deceived by some people and become a poor fish."
"I, Mr. Jiang, have never flirted with anyone who has a sister, so you can rest assured!"
"Besides, classmate Jun's sister is my sister. How can I have any bad thoughts towards my sister?"
Jun Cixue fell silent after hearing this, her delicate and beautiful eyes full of questions: "Retell in full the encounter and what you said today."
When he mentioned this, Master Jiang immediately became energetic: "Classmate Jun, it's not that I said bad things about your sister, she really has a big problem..."
"What's the problem?"
"She has always stressed that you like me." Jiang Li said seriously like a primary school student reporting to his teacher: "Our previous revolutionary friendship has withstood the test of time, how could it deteriorate so easily..."
Jun Cixue continued to look at him coldly: "What else?"
"She also said you were talking bad about me behind my back."
"Be specific."
"She told me that you judged me as a porcupine with a broken string in my brain." To show his anger, Jiang Li gently patted the table at the right time.
"Oh, this is true." The girl nodded and replied coldly.
???
Jun Cixue, you really have no heart!
"Have you ever seen such a handsome porcupine?" Master Jiang pointed at his face, looking in disbelief.
"I've seen it."
"Where? When?"
"Here, now."
"..."
In short, the purpose of the complaint has been achieved, and the last little bit of frustration can be completely ignored.
Master Jiang drank coffee calmly and looked at the girl who was deep in thought with a slight curl in her mouth.
Jun Qingyue, you can accept my divorce plan!
"I asked you out today to explain that my relationship with your sister is very pure, but I am the victim..."
"Victim..." Jun Cixue thought for a while and said coldly: "Is it painful to be liked by me?"
The angle is strange and very tricky.
"Forehead…"
"Is that a... very happy thing?" Master Jiang asked tentatively.
"..."
"Hey, eh, Miss Jun, please don't leave. If you have something to say, please say it... I didn't mean that..."
"I mean-"
“It’s not too late to settle the bill first and then leave!”
…
In Jiang Li's mind, Jun Cixue was a cold, hexagonal female war goddess, and he had never seen her angry.
However, when he saw the girl leaving the table angrily, he suddenly realized that Jun Cixue was also a human being.
This sentence does not have any other derogatory meaning. In the past, I simply felt that the girl was like the snow on the mountain, coldly overlooking the world. She remained unmoved and carried a different kind of youthfulness.
This was the first time he saw a girl with a temper, and he couldn't help but feel a little surprised.
Moreover, Jun Cixue's angry look is actually a bit cute. Do you want to annoy her more in the future?
Master Jiang quickly stopped the thoughts of death in his mind, and quickly stopped Miss Jun who was about to leave with a cold face.
You promised to treat the guests but you want to refuse the payment? Can you have some spirit of contract?
Jiang Li is just waiting to reap the joy of free prostitution. Running away without paying is killing his joy and he will lose sleep.
"Jun, please stay, I was just joking! I already know I was wrong..."
The coldness on Jun Cixue's face became even stronger: "Then where did you go wrong?"
"Everything is wrong."
The girl sneered: "I don't think you are sincere at all."
"Why is this so insincere..." Jiang Li retorted: "It's very difficult to have the courage to admit one's mistakes..."
Jun Cixue shook her head lightly: "Getting to know you was a mistake in itself."
Master Jiang did not have the consciousness to refute after being slandered, and filled the girl's glass with enthusiasm: "I provide relationship severance services. As long as you open your mouth, I will never appear in your sight in the future."
"I also provide river bottom sightseeing services here. Do you want to try it?"
"No, no, no..." Jiang Li waved his hand and said shyly.
I'm afraid the big dog is not a mafia lady. She just beats and kills Shenjiang to feed the fish. Is this okay? This is not good!
"Let's go back to the previous topic. Jun Qingyue and I are absolutely innocent. You, my sister, can rest assured. On the contrary..."
Jiang Li hesitated and did not finish speaking. Blank spaces often give people more room for imagination.
He said everything, but said nothing.
It seems like nonsense, but it is actually nonsense. This is called the art of language!
"I understand." Jun Cixue glanced at him lightly.
Jiang Li finally laughed. Based on his understanding of Jun Cixue, even a younger sister would not tolerate someone spreading rumors behind her back.
Xiaojun, enjoy the love from your sister...
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The moon waxes and wanes, the chapter waxes and wanes, and the moon waxes and wanes, do you understand?