"I have educated my disobedient sister." Jun Cixue said calmly.
Jun Qingyue secretly gritted her teeth and raised her fingers as white as jade. Yu Yourong followed suit, but cast an unkind look at her brother.
Jiang Li faced his sister's gouging gaze and remained as still as a mountain.
He also has a disobedient sister, why should he raise his finger?
Master Jiang was very arrogant and determined not to succumb to Xiao Rong'er's power. He said, "I have rejected a girl's confession more than twenty times!"
Just ask about this amazing record of not being close to women, who can do it?
Jun Qingyue and Yu Yourong stretched out their fingers again.
Jiang Li smiled proudly and looked at the big dog owner.
Lift it, you lift it~
Don't be embarrassed, it is already a milestone honor in your life to be slightly inferior to my wealthy Liu Xiahui in this matter!
Jun Cixue remained cold and cold, and met his gaze with a slight smile on her face: "If Mr. Jiang means from childhood to adulthood, I think I should have done it."
"I'm rejecting girls~" the young man reminded me thoughtfully.
"I know." The aloof girl glanced at him lightly.
"..."
Jiang Li digested this information in silence. Big dogs generally don't lie unless the situation is unusual, but there is obviously no need to lie about this kind of thing.
So what's going on in this world... The ratio of men to women is inherently imbalanced, and girls still internalize it. It's not without reason that I've been single for twenty years.
Master Jiang comforted himself and let Xiao Rong'er continue.
"What I have done but others have not done..." Yu Yourong poked his chin, raised his head slightly and looked up, trying his best to think.
There seem to be a lot of them, and they all revolve around Jiang Li...
She can deal with anything she chooses.
"I cooked for my brother!"
Everyone else here raised their fingers, among them Jiang Li was the most reluctant.
If the egg-fried rice fried until both sides were burnt black can be called rice, then Xiao Rong'er did do it, and only once. Since then, the kitchen has become the only area that girls are strictly prohibited from entering at home.
Do you have the nerve to mention this matter?
The young man's face was expressionless, and he was complaining secretly in his heart.
After Xiao Rong'er finished speaking, it was Jun Qingyue's turn, and Master Jiang was the first to take the initiative to extend his finger.
Classmate Xiaojun was puzzled: "What are you doing?"
"I guess you're going to say you've been to a women's bathhouse."
Jiang Li knew a lot about the girl's tricks. Even if he had done something, he wouldn't say anything about it even if he was beaten to death.
Black-bellied monster: You actually predicted my moves!
Jun Qingyue looked at the young man with admiration, showing a happy expression that said, "A kid can be taught", and nodded in agreement: "Congratulations to Brother Jiang for understanding the essence of the game and learning to answer questions~"
The essence of the Shenta Meow game...
The veins on Master Jiang's head throbbed.
The game soon ended again. Jun Qingyue was the first to collect the five-finger summoning reward. Neither Jiang Li nor Jun Cixue asked any questions. Only Yu Yourong asked his best friend a question. It was about school, no.
Does it hurt or not?
"Keep going..." Jun Qingyue said enthusiastically.
"Sorry, I remembered that the gas at home was not turned off and I had to go back." Jiang Li smiled brightly and decided to get rid of the little rascal.
My weekends should be spent playing games in a comfortable bed, happily greeting my unlucky teammates and their families, instead of spending my life fighting wits with dogs here.
Jiang Li asked Yu Yourong again if he wanted to go back with him. The girl hesitated and chose to stay. So, he said hello with a smile and said goodbye to everyone.
Jun Qingyue sincerely tried to persuade him to stay. Jiang Li was eager to return and refused without even thinking about it.
Do you want me to play games with you? I'm embarrassed to expose you.
In response, Master Jiang gave a kind smile.
Without his participation, the game could not go on. Jun Cixue got up and returned to the study quietly, while Yu Yourong followed Jun Qingyue back to the bedroom and talked about the secret words in the boudoir.
After leaving the Jun family's villa complex, Jiang Li took a taxi.
In the car, he sent a message to the dormitory group:
[Is there anyone who can play the black game? Your friend, Orphan Suo in the national server, is now online]
Lao Wang immediately replied: [Jiang Duda, you are finally online~]
Little fat brother: [I'm in an Internet cafe, and I just got into the booth. I'm in a trap during the day, and my mentality is crazy. Please help me~]
Xiaobai: [Brother Jiang, you know me. They are obviously too weak to lead me!]
Little Fatty Brother: [You, the head of the Headwind Bureau, are too embarrassed to talk. If you play with Riven, your Q will be twisted. I suggest you cut off your hands and quit the game.]
Xiaobai: [I just increased the difficulty a little bit for you, the same game, double the joy, so that you can experience the excitement of taking care of a girl~]
Little Fatty Brother: [Are you worthy of competing with girls?... Unless you dress up as a woman.]
Lao Wang: [Add one.]
Jiang Li thought about Xiaobai's leg hair that was discovered by the dormitory aunt last time when he was wearing women's clothing, and silently deleted the unsent plus one in the chat box.
[Don’t worry, your father will arrive on the battlefield in ten minutes.]
Lao Wang: [Jiang Bao is so good~]
Below is a neat column.
Little fat brother: [Jiang Bao is so good~]
Xiaobai: [Jiang Bao is so good~]
The nature of human beings is repeaters. Jiang Li turned off the group chat, not wanting to see a few pretentious male college students having sex with their roommates.
Autumn in the north is often more bleak, with only a few scattered maple leaves remaining on the tall plane trees on both sides of the road. Even on weekends, the streets are deserted, and people prefer to spend the whole day huddled in small rooms alone.
Winter is coming soon.
Jiang Li looked at the gloomy sky and thought. He closed the car window and the cold wind stopped flowing in. The young man couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief.
A cloud of white mist soon rose from the car window, covering the ever-changing scenery outside the window.
There is a message notification sound.
Jiang Likai took a look and said to the driver: "Master, change the destination."
"Okay, you say."
"Cuiwei Road..." Jiang Li reported the address quickly.
He informed the dormitory group again:
【Cuckoo.】
Lao Wang suddenly had a bad premonition:
【Jiang Bao, what does this mean?】
Jiang Li:
【I can’t do anything today, I have a reason why I have to do it~】
Little fat brother:
【What reason?】
Jiang Li:
[There is a dog that can skateboard, and my classmate invited me to watch it.]
Lao Wang:
【Chop knife.jpg】
noob:
[I guess it’s a female classmate. Don’t ask me how I know. I didn’t go when Shanshan said her cat could do backflips. Then she was with someone else...]
This is really a sad story...
Jiang Li watched the love clown Xiaobai's speech and tried hard to control his body not to tremble.
[Zhuge Xiaobai is indeed a female classmate.]
【Farewell, brothers!】
Lao Wang:
[Brothers, there is a dog. There is a dog barking! 】
Jiang Li was used to seeing the man's face, calling him daddy when he had something to do, and dog when he didn't. Jiang Li sighed softly.
For a simple multiple-choice question like a pretty girl or a brother, he would naturally not make the wrong choice. After all, if you choose a pretty girl, you can see her legs. What can you see if you choose a brother? Look at the leg hair?
This is the essential difference (confident)
Soon, the taxi stopped at the entrance of a high-end residential area.
Jiang Li paid and got out of the car, and arrived at the door of Lu Zhu's house with ease.
This is the house where the girl moved to in junior high school. Usually she lives alone, while her parents live in another villa in the city.
Therefore, Jiang Li dared to knock on the door confidently.
There was a panic sound from the door, and another exclamation of pain from the girl. A moment later, Lu Zhu was wearing cute pajamas and slightly fat cotton slippers. After opening the door, he rubbed his head and looked pitifully.
Him: "Classmate Jiang, you are here..."
Ding! The option touch...
Jiang Li made a quick choice: "I'm here, where's the dog?"
Lu Zhu bent down and took out a pair of men's slippers that fit his feet: "Yakult is watching TV."
Jiang Li put on his shoes, said thank you, and took a look at the living room.
A short-legged Corgi was lying on the sofa, staring intently at the TV show "Paw Paw Team Makes Great Contributions".
Thinking back to the unpleasant experience of being targeted while playing games in the afternoon, Master Jiang couldn't help but feel sad.
What kind of world is this? Even dogs live a more enjoyable life than him...
"Yakult, come here~"
Lu Zhu Nuo Nuo shouted, and Corgi jumped off the sofa and ran over quickly, rubbing against the girl's legs intimately.
"Yakult, this is..." the girl planned to introduce.
Jiang Li quickly interrupted her: "Ahem, cough, cough, no need to introduce, let's get to the point."
Yakult stretched out its pink tongue and licked the girl's ankle. Luzhu was ticklish and immediately giggled: "Yakult, stop!"
"Classmate Jiang, you sit down first, I'll get the skateboard."
The girl went into the house to find a skateboard.
Jiang Li did not sit down, but looked around the room. It was the same as a year ago, without much change.
Yakult lay down on the ground, looked at the boy looking around, stuck out his tongue, and seemed to give him a provocative look.
Master Jiang:???
Recalling the scene where the girl giggled when she was licked just now, Jiang Li nuzzled at Yakult.
Is this the power of dog licking? I’m so envious... Bah, I mean, how dare you, a dog?
"Hey, are you a male or a female?"
Jiang Li lightly kicked Xiu Gou.
"If it is a male dog, it will be very violent when it is in heat and needs to be neutered." The boy said to himself, "For the safety of the stupid rich woman..."
Let me see.jpg
Yakult groaned and stood up.
Master Jiang approached it with an evil look on his face and grabbed Xiu Gou Destiny by the crotch of his neck.
"It turns out to be a little bitch..."
Jiang Li breathed a sigh of relief for some reason.
Yakult was placed on the ground, staggered up and bit the boy's trousers.
Master Jiang narrowed his dangerous eyes, and one man and one dog began to wrestle. He kept retreating, and Yakult bit his trouser leg tightly and refused to let go, and his hind legs slid against the ground.
Bang!
Jiang Li's back was pressed against a decorative wall filled with girls' skin care products.
Snap!
Something fell to the ground, and white lotion spilled all over the floor.
!!!
Jiang Li lowered his head and looked at the crime scene, and was stunned for a few seconds.
Frightened by this sound, Yakult also opened his mouth and looked at the boy innocently.
Master Jiang looked straight at the little Corgi, the corners of his mouth immediately curled up, and he grabbed a short leg in front of Yakult.
Yakult kept retreating and struggling, trying to pull its short legs out of the devil's hands.
Jiang Li shouted: "Classmate Lu, your dog knocked over your skin care products, and I caught you!"