Jiang Li posted it and asked excitedly: "Classmate Jun, were you applying lipstick just now?"
As a single aristocrat and a member of the royal family among aristocrats, Master Jiang has no girlfriend and no girls who wear makeup around him, so he has a strong interest in girls touching up their makeup after meals, so he asked this question.
Jun Cixue: "..."
The cold girl stared at him expressionlessly: "Don't you always praise your good eyesight?"
"Visual vision has nothing to do with discrimination..."
While he was talking, Jiang Li took a closer look at the girl's lips. They were not that tacky red, but rather a little pink. They looked crystal clear under the lights in the store, making people want to taste them.
Practice is the only criterion for testing truth! Master Jiang suddenly became timid, and he said confidently: "Student Jun, for the sake of serious academic research, can you let me kiss and touch your mouth?"
"Um?"
Just a gentle nasal sound from the girl gave up the idea of the boy wanting to do anything. Wake up! The last person who wanted to forcefully embrace the girl was still talking about Abba Abba in a wheelchair...
"Don't look at it, I'm not wearing lipstick."
Looking at the evil-minded young man, Jun Cixue said calmly, but then he felt funny in his heart.
"Ouch..."
I always felt that the girl's eyes were filled with contempt, Master Jiang sighed in disappointment.
Unexpectedly, there are blind spots in this world that he has not yet encountered. How can he endure it when he is determined to become a handsome local boy?
It’s decided! Let’s start by distinguishing Dior 999 and Yves Saint Laurent gold bars when we go back... Isn’t this easier to learn than distinguishing the first-generation Ultraman?
So, the two of them went back to school together and parted ways at the school gate.
Jun Cixue wanted to go back to Wusha Club to continue reading, while Jiang Li planned to take a nap before going to class.
As he walked on the road, he couldn't help but feel worried when he saw that the money he had saved through his bank card through the option rewards was getting less and less.
Big dog owner? I think so! How many times have I been prostituted for free...
Master Jiang thought depressedly, but when he thought about it, he found that the start-up capital for his dream given by the silly rich woman had been successfully invested in the stock market, and his mood improved slightly.
Girls are still soft and sweet, but who is softer, Jun Cixue or Lu Zhu?
This philosophical question destined to be unsolvable puzzled the young man all the way, and he didn't even think about it until he got to the dormitory.
Master Jiang believes that a fair evaluation method needs to be introduced, such as finding the same person to experience it before he can draw a correct conclusion. Unfortunately, the space here is too small and he cannot write the answer...
The young man who sat in front of his laptop and opened the search software thought sadly because the probability of implementing this evaluation method was slim.
"Old Wang, do you think Brother Jiang is too nagging?" the little fat brother said in a low voice.
Lao Wang didn't think so at first, but after glancing at Jiang Li's computer screen he nodded in agreement: "What do you think he is searching for?"
"Search for what?"
"On eighteen ways to identify lipstick shades..."
Lao Wang's voice gradually became louder, his smile became wilder, and then he and the little fat brother laughed together.
"..."
"What's so funny?" Master Jiang said angrily. He curled his lips in disdain and shook his head: "Others laugh at me because I'm too crazy. I laugh at others because they can't see through it. I'm superficial. You guys are too superficial!"
"Teacher Jiang, please enlighten me?" Lao Wang and Little Fatty said seriously with serious faces, trying hard to suppress laughter.
"You only see one layer of me, but you don't know the deep thoughts behind me..." Jiang Li said seriously: "When the girl you like asks you which lipstick color is better, can you analyze it clearly and rationally, can it increase your favorability?
?”
"It makes sense..." Lao Wang nodded, but he felt that there was something strange about it.
"Old Wang, you are confused..." The chubby brother's lenses reflected light: "This seems to win the favor of girls, but it is not..."
"Who among the boys knows more about girls than gays?"
The little chubby brother made the same move as the Grim Reaper primary school student: "There is only one truth, and that is the scumbag!"
"They have been in contact with girls for a long time and know how to please them. They have learned all the lipstick colors and know them very well."
Jiang Li: "..."
"Brother Jiang, don't go to the other extreme from being unlucky as a woman." The chubby brother patted the young man on the shoulder.
Gan! I just want to show Jun Cixue that I have a wide range of knowledge. It’s really not as complicated as you think!
"Brother Jiang's relationship status has always been very stable. Fat brother, you are worrying too much." Lao Wang said with a smile.
"Is this how the word stable relationship is used?!" Master Jiang feigned anger and pinched Lao Wang's neck.
After fighting with his roommates for a while, Jiang Li climbed into bed and prepared to take a nap, but then he received a message.
Jun Cixue: [Thank you, classmate Jiang, for your hospitality.]
Master Jiang thought about his wallet and became sad again: [...You're welcome, classmate Jun.]
The girl probably went back to reading and didn't finish anything.
Jiang Li covered himself with a quilt and prepared to fall asleep again, when the screen of his mobile phone lit up again.
The person chatting with is different this time, it’s classmate Xiaojun: [How was the mission completed?]
Master Jiang recalled the experience of the temptation and said with lingering fear: "I was almost tricked by your sister today. At that time, I was only a little bit away from game over."
Jun Qingyue suddenly became nervous: [Are you not exposed?]
[Brother’s coldness, eight degrees below zero, Xiaojun, please give me some trust, I am a professional. 】
Jun Qingyue breathed a sigh of relief:
【Well done!】
[Teacher Jiang will continue to work hard and strive to capture my sister within three days~]
Jiang Li hesitated for a moment, then backed down: [How about we forget it, maybe your sister was just making the video for fun...]
Master Jiang was afraid that he would become a spy like in Infernal Affairs. He made a promise of three years, and then three years later, and three years later, and three years later, and another three years. It’s been almost ten years, boss!
Jun Qingyue pursed her lips unhappily: [Teacher Jiang, where is your professional ethics?]
【……】
When did Er Wu Zai still talk about professional ethics?
Jun Qingyue believed that the spies were wavering and that he needed to step in to stabilize the morale of the army, so he mentioned: [Meet you at the same place tonight, the secret code is the king of heaven and the tiger of the earth.]
[Classmate Xiaojun, no, listen to me...]
The other party went offline involuntarily. He must have secretly sent the message while the teacher was facing away from the blackboard.
After seeing the last message sent by the girl, Master Jiang was speechless and choked.
Which place does this old place refer to? What is the next sentence of this code?
Xiaojun, can your immediate boss be more professional?
After a while, Master Jiang, who was about to turn off his cell phone and go to sleep, suddenly realized: I have a cell phone to contact her, what password and place do I need to agree with the other party?