Chapter 87 Someone parked the plane on their chest and you put a mobile phone on your chest?
Chapter 87: Others park planes on their chests, but you put your mobile phone on your chest?
"How can monks like us be afraid of a battle!"
I remember when IG won the championship and stood on my head while washing my hair, I raised the flag. Isn’t it so difficult to find a girl to express my feelings to? It’s just a joke~
Master Jiang spoke confidently: "Fellow Daoist Jun, I will accept your bet."
Seeing his appearance, Jun Qingyue thought for a while.
Confessing to her sister didn't seem to be of any benefit to her. Only when Jun Cixue agreed and the boy explained that it was just a bet would he reluctantly break her guard and cause real harm to her.
"I changed my mind."
"Huh?" Jiang Li hummed in confusion.
"I want you to post a message to all the girls on the list."
"..."
Needless to say, after a period of peaceful coexistence, Master Jiang almost forgot that Jun Qingyue was a sinister person under her sweet appearance.
"no problem."
Jiang Li shrugged indifferently. There were not many girls on his list anyway. The key was that he firmly believed that he would not lose.
"Teacher Jiang, what are your requirements?"
"Same as you." The boy glanced lazily at the girl.
"Yeah, don't regret it..." Jun Qingyue covered her mouth and chuckled. There was only one boy in her list, the boy beside her.
“We’ll see~”
The starting gun rang with a bang, and the girls participating in the long-distance race gradually distanced themselves from the gathering form and turned into a long queue.
Jun Qingyue watched intently, but Jiang Li lost interest after just one glance.
A minute and a half passed, and some people started to fall behind. Yu Yourong was swimming in the middle of the team, and he was obviously exhausted.
At this point, the journey has only been completed one and a half times.
Jun Qingyue blinked and said: "Teacher Jiang, prepare to edit the information~"
"..."
Master Jiang was silent for a while as he watched Xiao Rong'er grit his teeth and finish the second lap.
Is this still his sister who usually gets out of breath even when running to the fourth floor?
"I protest and demand that athletes be tested for doping!"
Jun Qingyue was slightly speechless: "It's a school sports meeting, why do you use stimulants?"
"You're not saying that Xiao Rong'er wants to prove himself..." Jiang Li pointed at his sister who was running with her tongue hanging out as if she was risking her life: "It's so desperate, it's definitely sponsored by Red Bull..."
The girl rolled her eyes at the boy helplessly, and flicked the hair beside her ears. Her young face looked somewhat charming under this action: "I will give you double the amount of advertising fees Red Bull gave you."
"..."
"Okay."
Every time you bet, you will lose. Damn it, I will never bet again.
"Teacher Jiang is willing to admit defeat~"
"...You wait until I delete the contact."
"..."
Jun Qingyue had already expected it, and said leisurely: "If you delete your sister, you will never be able to add her back."
"Teacher Jiang, think twice before you act."
"What you said makes sense."
Master Jiang also wanted to experience the happiness of a wealthy prostitute, so he silently canceled the deletion.
It seems that I can only resort to that trick...
Jiang Li changed his avatar to a black and white non-mainstream sexy girl, and then it can be explained that his account was hacked.
At this moment, a video call came in, and it was from Lu Zhu.
"Answer the phone."
Jiang Li spoke to Jun Qingyue, stopped the girl from peeking at the screen, walked aside and answered the phone.
"Moses, Moses, what's wrong with Mr. Lu?"
Jiang Li said hello to the screen, but the other person's screen was completely black.
"Classmate Jiang..." Lu Zhu seemed to be very worried and whispered in a coy tone.
"Where are you pointing the camera?"
Not seeing that cute little face, Master Jiang said doubtfully.
"Oh, wait."
The girl shook the screen awkwardly, and the picture went from completely black to sweeping over towering mountain peaks.
Jiang Li: "..."
Others park planes on their chests, but you put your mobile phone on your chest? Society, society...
The well-informed Master Jiang couldn't help but sigh with emotion, the talent and skills of the silly little rich woman can always reach unexpected places.
"Classmate Jiang, it seems the kitchen is a little messy..."
The screen shook and then switched to a messy kitchen.
"..."
Looking at the kitchen where he couldn't get out of his way on the video screen, the young man had a complicated look on his face: "You call this...chaos?"
Xiaohanhan hesitated for a moment, then said cutely: "emm...Jiang, you don't think it can be considered a mess, right? In fact, I think it's more appropriate to describe it as unclean..."
"..."
"Lu Zhu, I shouldn't have lent you the kitchen!"
"Stop scolding, stop scolding, I've already called the cleaners to come to the door..." Lu Zhu begged for mercy, like a kitten standing in the corner.
The camera kept looking at the kitchen, and the girl was afraid of being scolded if she showed her face.
"Are you making an atomic bomb? You made such a mess..."
"...I made scrambled eggs with tomatoes." Lu Hanhan explained weakly.
"..."
Sooner or later I will be pissed off by you!
“You’re making a video call just to come over and tell me that your kitchen was destroyed by me?”
Considering that the little rich woman still has some conscience and knows how to ask for cleaning, Jiang Li's tone softened slightly.
"Yeah." Lu Zhu said again: "You don't have anything valuable in the kitchen. I'm afraid the cleaning lady will break it for you~"
Ding! Option triggered!
[Choice 1: Sincere answer: Turn the camera around and point it at yourself. Completion reward: Unknown]
[Option 2: Tell the truth: nothing valuable. Completion reward: None.]
It doesn't matter if there is a reward or not. Master Jiang mainly wants to see the girl's face: "Turn the camera around and point it at yourself."
The picture in the video flickered, and Lu Zhu hesitated slightly, and his mind became active.
Turn the camera on yourself, the valuable thing refers to her...
The girl wiped away her guilt for dirtying the kitchen, straightened her expression, and slowly turned on the front camera.
[Option two combo: It’s the switch hidden in the cupboard behind you. Completion reward: Specify the girl not to jump to the tab]
Master Jiang struggled slightly, but when he heard the name, this reward was the key to deciding whether he was single or not.
Smith Marseille, Mr. Deer!
"It's the one hidden in the cupboard behind you..."
Hearing this, Lu Hanhan's eyes were full of doubts: Not me?
"Please be sure to keep it safe for me and don't put it in a conspicuous place for little Rong'er to know..."
Lu Zhu couldn't hear the rest of the words clearly, he could only feel the breeze blowing in his ears, and his desire to kill someone had never been so clear.
If the genius girl Gou Dahu were used as a metaphor to describe her mood, it would be - I took off all my clothes, and you told me that you are a eunuch?
The girl clenched her fists as big as steamed buns: "Classmate Jiang, just hang up if you have nothing to do..."
"Okay, okay..."
Master Jiang was still immersed in the joy of winning the award. He didn't notice the change in the girl's expression at all, and he immediately started studying the skill cards with great interest.
[Specify the girl and do not jump to the tab: the selected girl will take effect, and you will get the completion reward even if you don’t choose. 】
Looking at the description, a simple glance may seem useless, but it is actually a magical skill!
After all, Master Jiang seems to have discovered that he, a cadre, really cannot withstand the test of system rewards...
The reward is what I want, the girl is what I want, can I have both?