Jun Qingyue looked suspiciously at the young man standing by watching the video, vaguely feeling that the subject of the video was a girl.
"What are you looking at me doing?"
Master Jiang returned to the stands and sat down, touching his chin again: "Please don't be obsessed with me, I am just a legend..."
"..."
Forget it, if this fool can get a girl to video chat with him, I will take my sister’s last name today...
Jun Qingyue withdrew her curious gaze and urged: "Teacher Jiang, send the message quickly!"
"It's coming, it's coming."
The girl kept shaking the boy's arm, and Master Jiang sighed and turned on his phone to edit the information.
[Is anyone lacking a job? I’m looking for someone to like...]
"Be more serious." Jun Qingyue looked at the screen and then at the boy, saying dissatisfiedly.
"..."
Jiang Li typed again.
[I really like you. If you take the initiative to pursue me, I will consider it. I hope you will not be disrespectful, otherwise I will kneel down and beg you...]
Jun Qingyue looked at him expressionlessly, placing her slender fingers on the soft flesh of the boy's waist: "Is this how you confess your love to a girl?"
"I have very little experience in confessing. It's all girls who confess to me..."
Master Jiang looked at the girl proudly: "Oh, no, there are boys who confess to me..."
"..."
"It's rare, right?" She automatically ignored Jiang Li's last words, and the girl smiled meaningfully at the boy.
Jiang Li said casually: "When I was playing house when I was a kid, I told the priest that I was willing..."
The girl who discovered Hua Dian said: "Why did you tell the priest? You shouldn't tell the bride?"
The young man glanced at Jun Qingyue: "Is there any difference? Anyway, they are all little girls pretending..."
"..."
Classmate Xiaojun's chest rose and fell calmly.
Master Jiang wanted to ridicule him mercilessly, but he was afraid of retaliation, so he said seriously: "Then how should you publish white information?"
"I'll teach you!"
Jun Qingyue glanced at the young man dissatisfied and took the mobile phone from his hand.
[There are not many beautiful things in the world, the wind blowing from the other side of the river in the early autumn evening, and you in your twenties who laugh to death. 】
Jiang Li pouted: "Isn't it too literary?"
"That's better than your charade!"
Jun Qingyue said expressionlessly: "There should be someone who confesses love..."
"But I don't really want to confess..."
Classmate Xiaojun expressed his willingness to admit defeat, but it doesn’t matter what you say.
The girl first clicked on her sister's profile picture, and then returned the phone to the boy: "Come on, come on, check it out, which ones are girls?"
"this…"
Jiang Li hooked up with Su Hexiang, hesitated with his fingertips, and swiped from Xiaolu's bumpy head and landed on his sister: "Isn't it necessary for Xiaorong'er?"
"Need not."
"You don't need it either?"
"I'm not a girl?" Jun Qingyue hit the boy and asked.
"But you're not in your twenties either..."
"..."
"It's not like you're killing people when you laugh..." Master Jiang muttered in a low voice.
Jun Qingyue heard the dissatisfaction and snorted: "Huh?"
"It takes lives, people take lives."
"..."
The girl's face was still unhappy. Jiang Li secretly thought that girls are really troublesome, and said perfunctorily: "I'll send it to you..."
After selecting the contact, send with one click!
Jun Qingyue saw the screen light up, raised her eyes slightly, and said with a smile: "Teacher Jiang, I'm sorry, you are a good person, but it is impossible between us..."
"..."
Master Jiang, who successfully collected a good guy card, was speechless for a while.
It didn't take long for the news to come.
Jun Cixue:【?】
Jiang Li skillfully switched to the trumpet: [Jun, did you receive a strange message? Don’t panic, your account was hacked just now...]
Jun Cixue:【……】
[You don’t have to say it specifically, I know that your dog can’t say such disgusting words.]
Jiang Li:【……】
[Who are you looking down on? I’ll tell you next time, just wait!]
【OK.】
Master Jiang expected the girl's provocation and asked tentatively: "I'll tell you next time, you won't be planning to send me a good guy card, right?"
Jun Cixue narrowed her cold eyes: [Who else has sent you this? 】
Jiang Li said confidently: [This person who stole the account sent me a group message with one click. Someone will definitely issue me a card! 】
Jun Cixue: [How do you know it was sent in bulk before you appealed? 】
Master Jiang broke out in a cold sweat: [I guessed it... I won’t go into details now, I’m going to file an account complaint.]
It's a very dangerous thing, if I keep talking, the secret will definitely be revealed...
Jiang Li took a breath.
"What's wrong with Teacher Jiang?"
"I just made a decision that went against my ancestors..."
"uh-huh?"
"Ever since I was caught lying to your sister last time, I have decided not to lie to her again..."
As the price for lying, the experience of being raped by Jun Cixue happened yesterday, and Master Jiang can still remember it.
"What did you lie to her about?"
"I lied to her that my account was hacked. Do you know how difficult it is to lie in front of Jun Cixue?!"
"But... why did you lie?" Jun Qingyue stared at him with a half-smile.
Jiang Li held up his chin: "If this were taken seriously, your sister would issue the card directly. I would be so embarrassed..."
"..."
Jun Qingyue clapped her hands: "Teacher Jiang is a decent person."
"Stop talking, it seems someone has replied to my message again."
Jiang Li waved his hand and switched back to the large size.
"Who is it this time?"
"Have you met the senior sister you met at the school gate last time?"
"That big cow with long legs?"
Master Jiang silently complained: "Please don't write your jealousy on your face and say it in your mouth."
"..."
Jun Qingyue, who had broken her guard, opened her teeth and claws to face the young man beside her.
"Hey, hey, what are you doing?"
Master Jiang put down his mobile phone and faced the girl's paws that kept extending: "This is what Brother Xun said in your Chinese textbook. Is there anything wrong?"
"Babyface, I'll kill you!"
"Fuck you, Jun Qingyue, are you serious!"
The girl stretched her frozen hand from the boy's collar, and Jiang Li suddenly felt a soft, boneless, cold hand sliding in front of him, like a flexible snake.
"Get your hands away, it's so cold!"
"I don't!"
"Stop making trouble, so many people are watching?!"
"I wonder who dares to look at it?"
The classmates who were watching the excitement all turned their heads. The eldest sister had to do something, so it was better to stay out of the way so as not to be silenced afterwards.
Master Jiang: "..."
There is no one in this school that you, Jun Qingyue, care about, right?!
So, the young man begged for mercy: "Stop, stop, stop, I take back what I just said..."
"late!"
"Damn it, where are you touching, you female hooligan!"
"What's your expression? Those aren't my breasts, they're my pectoralis major muscles! Why don't you reflect on yourself..."