Cao Pi rushed to the front of He Yan, braked in a cool but slippery manner, and shouted in an angry tone: "Stay away from Cao Jie from now on!"
He Yan looked at Cao Jie in his arms, then at Cao Pi who was going crazy for no apparent reason, and immediately gave them a question mark face.
"It's okay, He Yan, you don't need to pay attention to him."
Cao Jie rubbed his nose disdainfully: "I wanted to perform an operation on him a few days ago, but the Mafei Powder was not prepared properly and he woke up."
"What surgery?"
Cao Jie pointed to He Yan's lower body: "I heard in the book that as long as a man's penis is removed, he can become more masculine and taller... Hey! Why are you looking at me like that? I'm like this
This time it’s really for Cao Pi’s good!”
The muscles of He Yan's thighs trembled slightly, and at the same time, his hands subconsciously pushed Cao Jie away.
Guan Yu and Zhang Fei also looked at the innocent Cao Jie in surprise, and then turned to look at Cao Pi...
"I'm fine there!"
Cao Pi got off his horse and pulled He Yan aside: "He Yan! If you let Cao Jie learn this nonsense new medical technique again, I will really fall out with you, believe it or not!"
It can be seen that what Cao Jie did to Cao Pi undoubtedly left a huge psychological shadow on him. This psychological shadow was so huge that Cao Pi dared to speak harshly to He Yan.
He Yan sighed: "Believe me, this is not a problem of medical skills, but a problem of Cao Jie..."
Cao Pi frowned coldly: "That's nonsense! It's just a matter of medical skills! The acupuncture and decoctions that Cao Jie studied before were pretty good. Ever since I started learning medical skills from Hua Tuo, I've always made gestures with the knife in front of people. Can this be serious medical skills?"
He Yan: "..."
Obviously, the medical ethics education given to Cao Jie last time was not in-depth enough, and I must work harder!
After a pause, He Yan pointed to the room inside: "It is indeed a serious medical skill, otherwise I would not have let Hua Tuo treat Zhao Yun inside."
Zhao Yun?
Cao Pi's eyes lit up: "Did you abduct Uncle Yun back?"
Immediately, Cao Pi patted He Yan on the shoulder in a very expressive manner: "Not bad! I can actually bring Uncle Yun back from Xinye! I'm just saying! What's the good of following Liu Bei? A loser like Liu Bei..."
"Ahem!"
He Yan coughed hard and kept signaling with his eyes. Only then did Cao Pi feel the chill behind him.
Looking back, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Chen Dao, three grotesque men, were all looking at Cao Pi with murderous eyes. Cao Pi jumped up as if his own tail had been stepped on.
"No...Liu Bei is pretty good."
Cao Pi walked around behind He Yan with a guilty conscience: "I'm going to see Uncle Yun, you guys talk first..."
"Come back! Zhao Yun's situation is critical. Don't go in and cause trouble."
He Yan pulled Cao Pi back: "Also, give me some of your blood."
Blood?
Cao Pi looked at He Yan strangely: "When did you have such a weird hobby?"
"Go away! Give me the blood!"
"Do you want the top one or the bottom one?"
"..."
Now, not only Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Chen Dao, but also He Yan looked at Cao Pi with some murderous intent.
"Tch, as for that?"
Under the gaze of several people, Cao Pi finally chose to compromise. He put his finger into his mouth and bit it gently. As the skin was torn, bright red blood beads immediately oozed out.
He raised his finger and put it to He Yan's mouth, and said distressedly: "Here! Suck it!"
"..."
He Yan frowned helplessly: "Not enough!"
"Um?"
Cao Pi squeezed the injured finger with his other hand to let more blood seep out: "Is this enough?"
He Yan shook his head and immediately ordered Cao Jie: "Go get a knife!"
Cao Pi:???
Cao Pi immediately put his bloody finger into his mouth and shouted, "He Yan! Don't go too far!"
"I don't want it, it's Zhao Yun who wants it! I want your blood to save him!"
This time, Cao Pi directly sent He Yan an emoticon saying "I don't study well, don't lie to me."
"When do you need to use other people's blood to treat patients? Even if I am not proficient in medical skills, I still have this common sense!"
Time was running out, He Yan took the knife that Cao Jie gave him and walked towards Cao Pi: "Give me the blood first, and I will explain to you later."
"No! You explain to me first, and then I'll give you blood!"
Cao Pi is not Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and others who are willing to donate their blood without knowing the reason.
If he didn't tell him how ugly he was, Cao Pi would never let He Yan get close to him.
have no choice.
He Yan whispered: "It's to give your blood to Zhao Yun."
"Blood transfusion?"
Cao Pi felt extremely ridiculous at this moment!
"He Yan! Have you lost your mind and gone crazy, or has the man named Hua Tuo in there bewitched you?"
"The body, hair and skin are all inherited from our parents! Not to mention that everyone's bloodline comes from their ancestors. Are you trying to get medical treatment in a hurry by transfusing blood indiscriminately like this?"
Blood transfusion is unacceptable to today's Eastern Han people who advocate "family blood".
Family blood is the most intimate link between people.
This bond has been continuously strengthened in Confucian culture and has become a product that transcends "family affection", "friendship" and "love". Once anyone breaks away from this bond, he will be eliminated by the world of this era.
He was spurned by everyone and became a lonely ghost.
Accordingly, this strong bond must naturally be established on a solid and traceable carrier.
That's right, this kind of carrier is actually a person's bloodline.
From "Two Kings and Three Kes", to "Female Surnames", and now to "Descendants of the Han Dynasty".
Bloodline forms a traceable network one after another, protecting and passing on one's own interests.
But now, He Yan actually wants two completely unrelated people to have blood transfusions?
Cao's blood can be transfused into Zhao's body, but can Liu's blood also be transfused into Cao's body?
Once this kind of network is broken, it means that the barrier built with blood will be broken! The chaos caused by this...isn't it too big?
He Yan also expected this when he saw Cao Pi's angry look.
But the matter was not as serious as Cao Pi said.
"First of all, you have to understand a concept -"
He Yan pointed at Cao Pi's finger: "Bloodline and blood are actually two things!"
Bloodline, according to later generations, is actually a person's genes, a person's genetic sequence, rather than the blood flowing in a person's blood vessels.
Because Chinese logic is based on the "dialectics" of language, people often confuse blood and blood.
"Let me ask you, if you give Zhao Yun a blood transfusion now, will you and him become relatives?"
Cao Pi hesitated for a while and then nodded heavily!
"If Uncle Yun knew that I gave him a blood transfusion, he would definitely call me daddy!"
He Yan: "..."
Faced with Cao Pi's mysterious self-confidence, He Yan gave another example: "As the saying goes, one essence and ten bloods, then after you go to the women's house for injection, will those women become your relatives?"
Cao Pi looked horrified: "Are you spying on me? Otherwise, how did you know that I asked those women to call me daddy?"
He Yan: "..."
After taking a deep breath and suppressing his desire to hit someone, He Yan went straight to a showdown with Cao Pi——
"Anyway, remember! Blood is blood! It is a very simple object! It really exists! It can be seen! It can be touched! It has nothing to do with those insubstantial feelings!"
"Your blood doesn't have any special characteristics! Doesn't it mean that by injecting your blood or some other messy things into someone else's body, he can establish a relationship with you, Cao Pi? Do you understand?"
Cao Pi pondered uncertainly for a while: "What about the one in the palace? His blood is not special either?"
"No!"
He Yan responded decisively.
"His blood is also red!"
"have you seen?"
"What? You want me to break into the palace, stab him, and then let you see his blood?"
Cao Pi's divergent thinking is very powerful: "Then the blood of people like Liu Bei and Liu Biao is not special?"
"No!"
He Yan shook his head: "Many things are just imposed on them by the world."
"If you put aside everything and look at everything with rational thinking... there is no difference between the Liu family who is the emperor, the Cao family who is the prime minister, the Yuan family who is the general, and the Zhang family who is a beggar!"
"..."
"He Yan! What are you talking about?"
He Yan and Cao Pi both spoke loudly, so everything he said fell into the ears of Guan Yu and Zhang Fei.
Zhang Fei once again stared with his eyes the size of copper coins: "He Yan! Don't confuse the public with your monstrous words! My lord is the Queen of Prince Jing of Zhongshan! She is a serious descendant of the Han Dynasty! How could he have the same bloodline as others?"
He Yan glanced at Zhang Fei coldly: "Do you need me to take you to open the coffin and conduct an autopsy?"
Zhang Fei was completely angered by He Yan's words, and he raised his fist as big as a casserole and was about to rush over, but Guan Yu stood in front of Zhang Fei and held Zhang Fei's hand.
"Yun Chang! Let me go! I will kill this unfaithful and unfilial person!"
"Yide!"
Guan Yu held Zhang Fei's hand tightly, and the strength was different from the past. Only Zhang Fei could feel the surging power in it.
Obviously, He Yan's words also shocked Guan Yu. The reason why Guan Yu has not gone berserk is simply because he can still restrain himself.
"Yide! This man has passed away, and the most important thing now is the present."
Guan Yu slowly pressed down Zhang Fei's hand: "If there's anything else, we'll wait until Zilong gets better!"
In fact, Guan Yu was not a pedantic person.
If he was really a pedantic person, he would not change his name and run away after killing people in his hometown.
The reason why he is loyal to Liu Bei is not because of other people's support for Liu Bei's surname, but because of his repayment of Liu Bei's kindness.
In Guan Yu's eyes, Liu Bei was the only Duke Xuande who showed kindness to him and accepted him sincerely on his way.
As for whether your surname is Liu... it doesn't matter!
Seeing Zhang Fei being suppressed by Guan Yu, Cao Pi also doubtfully lowered his guard.
"Forget it, I have to believe you once. Anyway, it doesn't matter if you bleed a little, just treat it as a visit to the nvlu!"
Cao Pi took the knife from He Yan, grinned and cut his fingers open, letting He Yan collect a small cup of blood.
He Yan took Cao Pi's blood and immediately returned to the house to rest.
When the blood was stratified, with all hope, He Yan added Cao Pi's red blood cells to Zhao Yun's plasma!
"Um?"
One breath.
Two breaths.
Three breaths...
It was long until He Yan's eyes were dry before He Yan realized——
"No agglutination!"
"The blood doesn't clot!"
"Cao Pi and Zhao Yun's blood matches each other!"
After being stunned for a few seconds, He Yan continued to look at the blood in the cup in disbelief.
After half a stick of incense had passed, and after confirming that the blood was really not coagulated, He Yan jumped up suddenly!
"Cao Pi! Cao Pi!"
He Yan quickly ran outside and grabbed Cao Pi's hand: "Your blood type is correct! Come and donate blood!!!"
Cao Pi:???
His mind went blank. It wasn't until Cao Pi reacted that he realized that he had been taken into the bloody operating room by He Yan.
"No... He Yan! Are you messing with me?"
Cao Pi was still a little afraid of unknown things.
"If I'm wrong...will I die?"
He Yan stood beside Hua Tuo at this time and gave Cao Pi a firm look——
"(_)"
"Even if something happens, Zhao Yun will be the one who dies."
"That's good!"
"Um?"
Cao Pi:乛乛
Without too much nonsense, the surgery continued after some time.
Hua Tuo cut Zhao Yun's wound clean again, and soon he reached the place where the bleeding had occurred.
His heart skipped a beat, his knife stretched out, and Zhao Yun's wound began to bleed crazily again.
Wu Pu helped wipe away the blood, and at the same time comforted the pale-faced Cao Pi: "Your Majesty, relax, relax, don't use too much force, or your blood won't flow out!"
With Cao Pi as a humanoid blood station, Hua Tuo quickly moved towards the depths of the wound.
"Ding!"
There was a small sound of metal collision that could be heard by everyone present, which made everyone hold their breath.
Hua Tuo continued to rummage through Zhao Yun's flesh and blood, and finally saw the culprit hidden in Zhao Yun's body——
"Marquis Shen, it's a broken arrow!"
While talking, Hua Tuo had already pried out the arrowhead.
He Yan held the bloody arrow in his hand and felt relaxed.
"So, Zhao Yun is considered saved?"
"Well. To be precise, General Zhao has to bear the rest."
Hua Tuo felt relieved after suturing Zhao Yun's wound.
"We have done everything we can."
He Yan looked at the arrow for a while, then turned to look at Zhao Yun.
"A famous general of a generation was almost killed by such a little thing... Everything in this world is really unpredictable!"
"..."
On the side, Cao Pi, who was extremely weak, asked: "Is it okay? I feel like I'm going to die!"
Hua Tuo observed Zhao Yun's situation for a while and then encouraged Cao Pi: "Your Majesty, hold on for a while longer!"
"How long will it take to hold on for a while?"
He Yan helpfully added: "It's the time when you normally go to your daughter's house!"
Three seconds later.
Cao Pi nodded heavily to He Yan: "Time is enough!"