With Zhao Yun threatening his life, He Yan could only reluctantly live in a widow's home.
Strangely enough, since He Yan moved here, he has stopped snoring at night! Instead, there is another very strange sound.
That day, He Yan slept tiredly until noon when he heard a familiar call coming from his ears: "He Yan! He Yan!"
He Yan didn't want to pay attention to it at first, until the voice said again: "Cao Pi is here too! Don't you want to beat him?"
Cao Pi!
Where?
He Yan excitedly waved his fists, obviously trying to stretch his muscles.
When he got up and took a look, He Yan realized that the person standing in front of him was actually Cao Jie.
Cao Jie looked excited: "Look! I said that as long as I beat you, He Yan will be very energetic!"
"Haha~"
Behind Cao Jie stood Cao Pi, looking at He Yan unhappily.
"Why are you here?"
Cao Pi snorted: "Ask me? You've been back to Xuchang for so long and you don't know how to return home? Aunt Yin only found out the news after asking around. Now let me take you back."
"As for her..."
Cao Pi looked at Cao Jie with disgust: "I sneaked out on my own!"
Cao Jie made a face at Cao Pi, then quickly climbed up behind He Yan and whispered in He Yan's ear: "No one will hit Cao Pi without you! This guy has been very arrogant recently! Go and beat him up!"
He Yan ignored Cao Jie: "My mother asked you to come?"
"Um."
Cao Pi looked around and asked, "Why didn't you go back for so long?"
He Yan looked at him in surprise: "You don't know?"
Seeing Cao Pi's stupid look, He Yan asked him with a smile: "Let me ask you! Did you go to the Nulu and Aunt Bian caught you?"
"this……"
"Did you still give me away?"
"Um……"
"Finally, did you fucking tell Aunt Bian that I took you there?"
"You know this!!"
He Yan moved his wrist: "You are dead!"
"ah!"
"ah!"
"don't want!!!"
………………
The calm He Yan and the beaming Cao Jie were sitting on both sides of the bed. In front of them was the limp Cao Pi.
"Is that wrong?"
When He Yan asked, Cao Jie also added arrogantly: "Is that wrong?"
Cao Pi was extremely frustrated at this moment: "Wrong."
"What's wrong?"
Cao Pi gritted his teeth: "I shouldn't have confessed you."
"wrong!"
He Yan said sternly: "You shouldn't frame me!"
"Let me ask you, when did I go to Nulu? Ah? Why did you frame me in front of Aunt Bian?"
Cao Pi was shocked.
He never expected that there would be such shameless people in the world!
He Yan asked Cao Jie again: "Do you believe that I am the kind of person who goes to a female house?"
Cao Jie looked at Cao Pi hesitantly, and then at He Yan.
However, when he thought that if he wanted to defeat Cao Pi in the future, He Yan's help would be indispensable, he still shook his head decisively.
"you……"
Cao Pi was about to cry but had no tears. He knew that being with He Yan would be bad, especially if Cao Jie was with him, it would be even worse!
He Yan touched Cao Jie's two pricked horns with satisfaction: "That's right! How could such an honest kid like Cao Jie lie?"
Hearing He Yan's praise, Cao Jie became more and more excited, and even took out the needle he carried with him from his arms...
"stop!"
Cao Pi was really scared. Cao Jie was definitely talented in acupuncture. He would rather be beaten up by He Yan than let Cao Jie use acupuncture on himself.
"He Yan! I'm here to take you back. Come with me quickly. I promise Aunt Yin won't hit you!"
Hearing what Cao Pi said, He Yan felt more and more that something was wrong.
Until Cao Jie said in his ear: "Last time, Cao Pi planted a very smelly tree. I asked him to move it, but he moved it to your yard and told Aunt Yin that you liked the smell."
He Yan's pupils were shocked, and he grabbed Cao Pi's collar: "Did you plant heather in my house?"
"Hehe, this... you listen to my explanation!"
"Cao Jie! Stab him!"
"Okay!"
"Don't—ah!"
…………
After two rounds of inhumane torture, Cao Pi had completely lost the ability to stand.
But He Yan still has some accounts to settle with him!
"Last time Uncle Ren kidnapped me, you didn't say a word when you saw it?"
Cao Pi became even more desperate: "I don't dare to offend Uncle Ren no matter who I offend! What do you want me to do?"
Among the elders of Cao Xiahou, Cao Ren is the most unreliable. There is even a line in his biography about "not practicing self-cultivation".
Others, Xia Houdun is strong but gentle, Xia Houyuan is bold but values friendship, Cao Chunya is disciplined, Cao Hong is small-minded but won't cause trouble...
Only Cao Ren! He is really messy! Cao Pi had already figured out this uncle's character when he went on an expedition with the army. It is completely impossible for him to offend Cao Ren!
"Then you just ignore me?"
He Yan smiled ferociously: "Cao Jie! Keep pricking me!"
"don't want……"
After three rounds, He Yan was finally willing to talk to Cao Pi calmly.
As for Cao Pi, he had already taken in less air and released more air.
"I want to build a house here, and I may not be able to return home soon. All you have to do is tell my mother the truth."
Build a house?
Cao Pi and Cao Jie were shocked!
"Where did you get the money?"
He Yan pointed out the window domineeringly: "Everything you look at is my field!"
"hiss--"
The brother and sister took a breath of air.
However, Cao Pi soon realized a problem: "You are so rich and you still want me to pay every time you go to the nunnery?"
"Who has gone to the nvlu? Want to be beaten again?"
Before Cao Pi could complain, he was pulled out by Cao Jie and played outside as happily as the two monkeys.
The widow who lived with He Yan pointed at the brother and sister suspiciously after entering the house. He Yan sighed helplessly: "Don't mind the silly kids from the city..."
The brother and sister soon found He Yan's homestead. When they heard that they were going to build a house for He Yan, they were shocked and quickly got involved with He Yan.
"He Yan, I want a garden!"
"He Yan, I want a stable!"
"He Yan, I want a medical clinic!"
"He Yan, I want a daughter!"
???
Are you ready to make this wish?
Especially Cao Pi, he actually wants to create a female concubine in my house?
He Yan pondered slightly, this seems possible?
But can you only limit the ones you can enter?
He Yan suddenly felt that this kid Cao Pi was really sensible, and he already knew that he felt sorry for his brother!
then,
Put two wooden sticks directly on their hands——
"Work! If I'm satisfied, I can still grant your wish!"
"For the medical center!"
"For the daughter!"
Cao Pi and Cao Jie looked at each other, showing fierce fighting spirit.