Chapter 973 A clever man can make a meal without rice!
Returning to Bailang in Somogo, I took my little Fufu to do nothing all day long. It wasn’t until I spent a week visiting all the famous shopping malls and hotels in the shelter that I completely relaxed, adjusted my state, and prepared to start a new job.
Prepare for the upcoming 'Promotion Trial'.
Then he checked his ability column and career column, and found that he was in the best condition now.
Although he had just finished his sub-professional mission, he had grown a lot. However, this mission was fully sponsored by [Food Paradise], and the cemetery system was sealed, resulting in no matter his power system or the twin sources of energy, blood and mental pollution.
There is not much progress, but no additional adjustments and adaptations are needed.
As for the innate meritorious treasure [Great Holy Bowl] created in the ‘mountain and sea realm’?
This thing was left in the mission world townhouse and was not brought out. However, after returning this time, the [Lord of Secret Treasures]’s quota for making noble phantoms was restored. Since Qiqi, Feng Ying, and the coward are not here, they can’t sell it.
The quota for dropping treasure phantoms...
Bai Lang, who was paralyzed on the sofa, suddenly sat up in shock and clenched his fists: "Then I decided happily! Create a new Noble Phantasm and add a new chip to pass the third level trial!"
"\?('w')?//Hoo yeah!" Fufu clenched her fists and echoed.
"But speaking of crafting a Noble Phantasm, I seem to have forgotten something these days?"
After a week of wild play with Silly Fufu and the three sisters, he finally remembered the [Laleye Seafood City] that he had forgotten for a long time.
As well as the other Noble Phantasm [Big Salted Fish Baron] that has been soaked in Raleye. There are also more than two hundred young and beautiful, inexperienced and innocent, very suitable for dating and showing off the mother.
Mermaid ladies with happy smiles!
Lang exclaimed: "My fish pond!!!"
The best friend group is a fish pond, but after excluding the apprentices, buddies, and the blacklisted big waves, there are only two edible ones. And in my own private fish pond, there are a full 200!
You actually ignored it?!
"Fufu, let's go to the seafood city and have some fun? Do you want some octopus barbecue?"
"(*￣?￣*) I want to eat!"
Bailang held down Little Fufu's head with one hand, and then time and space switched. The father and daughter came directly to an indoor space with bright lighting, fresh air, and a "squeaking" sound.
This is a room inside the [Big Salted Fish]. The top is covered with vines created by the fusion of Yangshu Eve and 'Mudun'. The leaves automatically emit gentle sunlight, illuminating the room brightly and absorbing excess energy.
of carbon dioxide, continuously releasing oxygen, keeping the air fresh.
In addition, these luminous vines are suspected to have been modified by unknown techniques. They hang down green branches and are covered with various fruits. There are even durians and watermelons hanging on them... It can no longer be described as grafting.
In the center of the house, a total of three square tables were set up, surrounded by people in white coats, and three mahjong games were going on.
Among them, the most eye-catching ones are undoubtedly the golden lion-headed figure who is even burlier than Bailang (2.7m tall), and the curly-haired civet cat opposite the figure, only half of its head exposed when stepping on the bench.
The former is none other than the chief biological scientist and deputy captain of the [Big Salted Fish Research Expedition] that Bailang kidnapped, Vinsmoke Gage. The gadget opposite is the mascot pet ship doctor Chopper. The rest of the white coats are all
He is a scientific research tool man captured from Germa 666.
These aboriginals signed a contract with [Big Salted Fish] as a treasure phantom plug-in. They will never be able to leave the submarine, but they are qualified to follow the white waves and explore every world.
Then their first trip to another world turned into a gorgeous car and turned into [Raleye Seafood City], where they were imprisoned for three months. For three whole months, they were parked in the dark depths of the seabed in the Seafood City, claustrophobically trapped in the salty sea.
Inside the Fish Can, it can't even surface (because there is no sea surface in R'lyeh).
At the beginning of the construction of the "Baron", a large number of Sun Tree Eves could be integrated into them to create oxygen, release sunlight, and grow and bear fruit. Otherwise, they would have been suffocated to death and would be transformed into ship-bound spirits again by the "Baron" and continue to be bound.
Slavery.
Bailang looked at him, with half a cigarette butt in his mouth, and the other little hoof holding on to the wine bottle. His face looked like a vicissitudes of life, melancholy, numbness, and a blank note, and he made a Chopper with the hairstyle of Jousuke Touhou's airplane hair.
As a result, the other party didn't care about this owner. He used his other little hoof to pick up a card without even looking at it. His eyes were still blank as he looked at Bai Lang. Just by the friction between the hoof and the card surface,
Listen to the content of this mahjong piece.
Then he said in a skilled and calm voice: "Gong!" After turning over four eighty thousand, Chopper picked up another one, his numb eyes wavered slightly, and his neck tilted: "Blooming on the bar!"
Bang!
Gaji punched the table, causing all the mahjong players to jump up: "Fuck! You civet cat is cheating, tell me! Did you use the color of knowledge!"
Chopper said calmly: "Didn't you cover all the cards with the weapon color?"
"Your knowledge, knowledge and color have reached a breakthrough again. Do you think I don't know?!"
"Ahem!" Bai Lang coughed twice, hoping that everyone would notice him.
At this time, Gaji, who was also experiencing vicissitudes of life, numb and desperate, with bloodshot eyes, turned his head, holding half a cigar in his mouth. When he saw Bailang, he became furious and yelled: "Asshole, what about the trip to another world you promised? You promised
What about the new research materials and the unknown technological system? Why don’t you let me go! Do you know how we survived these three months? Damn your experiment, there is not even a research object, how can we do research?
How could you leave me a human body!!! The cabin was full of salted fish, where’s the bread? Where’s the vegetables? You locked us up in this dark little pond, do you know how we survived?
?We played mahjong for three whole months! Chopper's knowledge and color evolved twice!"
The furious Gaji clenched his fists, showing a dark armed look, but he could not fight out into the waves no matter what. There was a rule on the "Salted Fish" that subordinates were not allowed to harm the captain.
Bai Lang reassured him perfunctorily: "Calm down, calm down, this situation is just an accident, next time we will do it, next time we will do it. Although there is no material, isn't there fruit on the ship? And it is very abundant."
"Rich? Are you still a human being? We haven't prepared any food for you at all, except salted fish! These fruits are all modified by us using salted fish factors! Because of the lack of pedigree data of the fruits, these are just superficial.
, it’s all fishy! Salted fish, they’re all made of salted fish! I’ve had enough of eating salted fish anymore, and I strongly request you to recruit a cook to improve everyone’s food next time you go on a mission!”
Zhi roared manically.
Because the craftsmanship is not exquisite, eating fish with the same taste for three months in a row may indeed drive people crazy.
However, after seeing that these special talents did not starve to death or have a mental breakdown, but were full of energy, Lang felt very relieved: "[Laleye Seafood City] is actually not as bad as you said. The underwater world is huge and rich in species."
, with the legendary All Blue, you can taste it to your heart’s content, and there are 200 beautiful and lovely mermaid ladies who are pleasing to the eye and edifying the sentiment.”
"All Blue? You have the nerve to tell me this? Those stupid brainless fishmen not only couldn't understand the simplest lectures, but even refused my invitation for surgical transformation. They suspected that we were a group of mutated monsters? I grew up.
Is it evil?"
After Gaji finished speaking, the tool men in white coats around him nodded in agreement. He is indeed an evil, evil and perverted mad scientist!
Lang glanced at the internal space of the big salted fish and saw that the submarine had been renovated and upgraded by Jiazhi's tool team, so he asked: "By the way, have you completed the tasks assigned to you before?"
"The fusion of [Carp Factor] and [Battle Suit] technology, right? It's not that difficult. Although the equipment you left behind is junk, backward, and incomplete, I still overcame the difficulties and made breakthrough progress. What you left behind
'Animal type - Phantom species - Carp fruit - Gyarados form' is indeed interesting. Not only did we extract the 'Carp factor', we also successfully developed a series of 'Seafood Mask battle suits' based on it. It's a pity.
There is a lack of experimental subjects, so human experiments can only be conducted on these assistants. The data obtained are very limited, and the research progress is stuck."
As he spoke, Gaji winked at the people in white coats around him.
This group of mahjong players kicked off the tables, stepped on the benches, leaped up like acrobatics, and fiercely tore open their white coats in mid-air, making strange noises from their mouths, revealing the conspicuous belts around their waists and a cylindrical mass.
device.
"Seafood is coming, Henshin!" xN
Accompanied by shameful and embarrassing sound effects, these tool men did not erupt in any more eye-catching visual effects. Only the rolls around their waists exploded, like venom parasitic hosts, quickly crawling all over their bodies, and finally turned into
A bunch of seafood weirdos wearing chitin exoskeletons.
Crab shell heads, lobster heads, clam shoulder guards...'Xuka soldiers' full of seafood flavor appeared in front of Bailang.
Because this group of scientific research tools stayed up all night in the laboratory all year round, their bodies were weak and lacked combat effectiveness. Although Gaji injected [carp factor] to complete the genetic modification, they gained a stronger body and were able to work a 20-hour work day.
But this does not mean that they can quickly become strong. On the contrary, these gorgeous seafood scientific research soldiers were defeated one by one. They put on exaggerated stage drama poses and kept pretending to change their postures in front of Bailang.
The various exaggerated attack styles and the fierce and inward-looking look of "I want to attack" make people unable to feel even a trace of nervousness.
"I just said that there is a lack of qualified experimental subjects, and it is impossible to continue research with this group of rubbish!"
Gaji punched the seafood around him and said to Bailang: "Provide me with a batch of experimental subjects as soon as possible. I want strong ones. The stronger the experimental subjects, the more excellent combat suits can be developed!"
Bailang listened humbly and nodded repeatedly: "No problem, we will be able to enter the new world in three weeks at the latest. It is a world full of magical power and there are many outstanding human beings. By the way, why are you doing your in vivo experiments?
What if you don't use the magical 'Hilabon'?"
"Those low-IQ sea rabbits were taken away by the mermaids and did not contact us at all. They thought the ship was a trap. We cannot leave the submarine. Everything in the sea water is your private property and is sacrosanct. We cannot do it at will.
Capture or destroy." Gaji looked unhappy.
Bailang was shocked and said: "You can't fish?"
"Nonsense, you didn't give us any authorization at all. We are just a part of this ship, temporarily living in this deep sea, and have no right to interfere with [L'lye] in your mouth. We can't even kill a fish or a shrimp!
"Because [Big Salted Fish Number] and [Seafood City] are two different treasures.
"Then what do you eat? Just salted fish? How are the 'factors' extracted from these seafoods?"
"I told you, what we eat is the 'salted fish' you left behind. The salted fish tastes too unpleasant, so we extracted the 'salted fish factor' and hybridized it with the 'plants' in the ship to create a fruit shape, which has a lighter taste.
Fresh fish, but the taste has not changed much, just a little bland. As for the 'Seafood Knight Combat Suit', we dug out expired shells, conches, crabs, and lobster remains from the trash can, extracted the seafood factors from them, and transplanted them into
The carp factor is up..." Gaji said, crying tears of grievance.
As a professional doctor, Xiao Fufu was dumbfounded when she heard this, and looked at Jiazhi with admiration. What a clever man can make a meal without straw!
Bailang was also shocked and said with emotion: "You are really a great scientist!"
Tsundere: "Hmph!"
"By the way, are you interested in joining the [Glutton Sect]? Spore Buddhism is a powerful force that is not inferior to Devil Fruit and Carp Factor. It can also effectively improve the taste of your meals. It is nutritious and healthy. There will never be three again."
The miserable state of eating the same kind of fish every month.”
Gaji: "Is it really so magical?"
"I asked seven people to preach science to everyone." Bailang released the seven holy monks of the Greedy Sect and asked them to preach and teach on the ship. He went to visit his mermaid sisters.
