Chapter 1203 The Perpetual Motion Machine of Merit on the Sea
When Bailang neatly placed 666 fresh corpses on the surface of the "Big Salted Fish", and the people and boats merged into one, the funeral finally came to a grand conclusion.
This new concept of funeral, in which the deceased is covered with the surface of the coffin (submarine) and decorated with wood carvings, is called: [Sending Death in the Reverse Direction].
Sure enough, Outland's funeral never disappoints. At this time, the melon-eating audience in the audience was satisfied and still immersed in the surprise brought by "666 Hell Elf's AT Force Field Nursery Rhyme" and could not extricate themselves for a long time.
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The ending of the second half really echoes the 'complete' of the first half. It turns out that the domesticated little apostle is not only a space expansion, but also laid the foundation for the [Wall of Sighs].
It's reasonable and reasonable! This meal is worth it.
For ordinary classical ships, a "bow statue sculpture" is often purchased and installed on the bow of the ship for good luck. The more exquisite and sturdy the bow statue (with magical effects), the more it reflects the financial resources and status of the ship owner.
Therefore, I, Bailang, have tattooed all over Xianyuhao’s body 666 figures of ‘Buddha Elves’ holding hands, heart to heart, feet and shoulders. Every inch is a top-notch art relief. What kind of value and status is this?
The funeral was over, the stage was empty, and the [Xianyu] gradually dissipated the AT underworld force field. Bailang made a gesture to Fufu, who decisively recalled the Little Fungus Ai Orchestra, which was addicted to playing.
Then little Jack snapped his fingers, and the faint red soup mist dispersed. Little skeletons with the figure of a house elf, with oily red cracks flowing from their white bones, jumped out one after another, began to collect the bowls and chopsticks, and took away the shabu-shabu.
, lift up the table and chairs and return to [Fog City].
Just when the song was about to end, the shy girl suddenly put down the oil plate, slapped the table and stood up, asking loudly: "Brother Lang, Brother Lang! Wait a minute, what is the effect of this 666 elf relief? Can it be compared to
Shall we talk?”
The spectators who were about to leave suddenly stopped and followed the sound and looked at Bailang.
Although this question has nothing to do with funerals, they are indeed curious. After all, this '666 Wall of Sighs' was completed bit by bit under their joint witness.
Bailang also stopped leaving after hearing this, a little embarrassed. He is not a high-profile showoff, and the 'new skin' obtained by [Xianyuhao] has nothing to do with the funeral. He is here for the funeral, not for product launch.
It will.
However, for the sake of the cowardly girl and the eager expectations of many viewers, I reluctantly showed off again.
"Okay, then let me tell you. This '666 Wall' is also a blessing. It can bring three effects to [Xianyu], namely: AT force field, soul song, and wall of rest.
Needless to say, this 'AT force field' is the constant blessing of the 666 dead. Whenever the submarine encounters danger, an AT force field 666 times the strength of a single elf will automatically pop up. The defense may be limited, but the most important thing is
Thoughts."
"The second blessing [Soul Song] means that 'Xianyuhao' can hear 'soul songs' full of positive energy 24 hours a day. Currently, the song library only contains three songs, but next time [Xianyuhao]
】As long as we continue to include songs with positive energy, the crew can request them anytime and anywhere, listen to them on a spiritual level without disturbing others, and get encouragement from the 'little domestic undead'."
"In addition to providing internal spiritual stimulation, [Soul Song] can also be used like a radio station to broadcast to nearby sea areas using the signal range of the shipborne [Carp Network] as a radius. For specific effects, please refer to 'Song of the Siren'
'. It is said that in the vast sea, at midnight, a mermaid will come to the rocks to sing, using her beautiful songs to attract sailors into the sea, swim to her side, and then eat them up with her kind."
"Ah...what an evil legend!" Tim bared his teeth with a look of disgust.
Lang comforted and said: "Don't worry, mermaids and mermaids cannot be generalized. The mermaid girl I raised at home does not have such a hobby. The music broadcast of [Xianyu No.] will not be so evil. It has no killing function and only uses singing to attract people on the sea."
The souls of the dead will be collected and sucked into the submarine for super purification. After this funeral, the [Salted Fish] will have an extra layer of 'coffin' labels, so it can naturally continue to accommodate and save new souls."
(Essentially, the 'ship spirit' eats, attracts the souls of the dead with its singing, devours and digests it, and adds underworld power to the [Salted Fish]. In addition to biological power, the Noble Phantasm has a new 'undead power system'.)
The shy girl was surprised and said: "Wow! If you put it this way, wouldn't the [Big Salted Fish] become a mobile perpetual motion machine on the sea that collects merits and accumulates corpses?"
"Yes. In fact, I don't care whether it has meritorious deeds or not. But when I think of it, it can constantly transcend and purify the souls of the dead, help ghosts find happiness, find their home, and send them to become Buddhas. I can gain a spiritual sense.
The satisfaction. So I will continue to persevere!”
(Translation: [Big Salted Fish] Constantly attract and capture dead souls to enhance the power system of the underworld. Even if there is no merit, I will still make a lot of money!)
The coward girl cooperated and said: "Wow! This is really a treasure ship of merit and virtue full of positive energy!"
Lang nodded: "Who says not? This last item [Wall of Rest] is closely related to [Soul Song]. The latter is to attract the souls lost on the sea and resolve their resentment and resentment in the elf's blessing song.
Sins find their destination after death. And the [Wall of Rest] is to collect the remains of the dead wandering in the ocean, that is, to 'collect the corpses'."
"Whenever the [Great Compassionate Salted Fish] encounters a drowned corpse at sea, it will automatically salvage it and stick it on the surface of the ship to turn it into a new 'rest sculpture' and add it to the '666 Wall of Sighs', together with
The elves sang happily, entering the ship to die in peace. Of course, as more and more statues are superimposed on the 'Wall of Sighs', the ship's defense will also increase, and the strength of the AT field will continue to increase.
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This chapter is not finished yet, please click the next page to continue reading the exciting content! (Translation: [Big Salted Fish] not only swallows souls to increase the power of the underworld; it can also continuously paste corpses to enhance physical and magical defense!)
The cowardly sister concluded: "Ah! This is really a ship of mercy that does not ask for anything in return."
Lang clasped his hands together and said humbly: "I am so compassionate and have received the blessings of 666 little domestic donors."
After Bailang and Coward gave a very hypocritical but sincere performance of the product Q&A performance, other online audiences and on-site fans also listened with gusto and nodded thoughtfully in agreement, but they always felt that something was weird?
Is this broken ship as good as they say? I don’t believe it!
Looking at the densely packed elf statues on the ship's hull that moved in unison, had empty but satisfied expressions, and continued to sing children's songs from the underworld, an inexplicable sense of horror filled my heart.
It's so similar... In Buddhism and Christianity, those devout believers who have been deeply brainwashed and look numb and happy. From the perspective of gods, they have indeed obtained spiritual satisfaction and destination, and their sins have been completely washed away by their merits.
Ascend to Elysium or Heaven.
It was this wave of well-coordinated questions and answers that allowed Bailang's 'funeral ceremony' to receive another wave of 'power' from the air at the last moment, and he blessed the [Big Salted Fish] without hesitation.
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The ‘three major merit skills’ that were not clear and obvious at first were forcibly solidified by this force and remained constant on the [Salted Fish].
That’s right!
Before the coward could ask, the '666 Satan's Wall' of the [Big Salted Fish] only had one function, the [AT force field].
As for the so-called "soul song, wall of rest" and other functions? There are, but not many. It is not as exaggerated as Bai Lang boasted. It all depends on his own output of energy, forcibly capturing and absorbing the undead, or consuming power like this funeral.
, attach the offerings to the surface of the ship’s hull.
But just before the funeral ended, Lang secretly cooperated with @高文. So the shy girl forced the question and extended the funeral ceremony. The question and answer was broadcast live to the audience.
The functions of Langbo may not exist, but after the understanding and recognition of many audiences, these two abilities were recognized by this world, and then through the method of "ritual feedback", they were finally solidified on the "Salted Fish".
This wave of operations that reversed cause and effect allowed the [Noble Phantasm] to add two passive skills of 'searching for souls and seizing corpses', turning it into a genuine 'perpetual motion machine of merit and virtue on the sea of great mercy and compassion'.
Bailang secretly gave the cowardly girl a thumbs up, "You deserve to be taken care of like this by me."
When the funeral was officially over, the melon-eaters logged off with satisfaction. This performance combines entertainment, entertainment, music, food, special effects, and the underworld. The plot has twists and turns, but it is not brain-burning. I give it 8 points.
The missing 2 points are because the question and answer at the end is wrong! It forcibly sublimates the theme, promotes positive energy, and guides people to do good, but it is very deliberately artificial and reminds people of the New Year's Eve party in the mysterious East.
There was no new activity, and online viewers went offline one after another. As for the on-site spectators, they were divided into two categories. The aborigines, Snape and others went directly back to Hogwarts, while the contractors stayed.
The group of best friends are all sisters, so they don’t need to see anyone else. Instead, Jack happily drags Fu Fu and Jack runs into the [Salted Fish] to visit and play. He also asked to carve out a small independent space to use as a guest room for the group of best friends. It will be fine in the future.
Come and enjoy your vacation.
The remaining two teams of contractors took the initiative to chat with Bailang.
No matter the cooperation in the other world or the feast at the funeral, they all realized Bailang's status as a big boss in the paradise.
Although the three teams are all "insignificant" wage earners in front of the Dragonborn Lord, they are for the fifth-level boss. This level is too high and out of reach, and it is not within the comparison range of low-level contractors.
However, there is also a chain of discrimination between wage earners and wage earners. Lang’s actions all reflect the style of a ‘big man’.
Intersecting with other parks, the garbage man from the cemetery, the investigators of the paparazzi park... they are all generally recognized as strong men. One dares to face the "source of pollution" directly, and the other directly destroys the "source of pollution" with his bare hands. From time to time, he becomes depraved and twisted, and directly defectes.
Go 'runaway sequence' when wild salary king.
And Bai Lang is even more of a top guy among the big guys. When he was completing the [Open Window] project, he was like a mad dog who came into close contact with [secondary pollution sources] so often that he wished he could not get out. This is something even a normal trash guy would not dare to do.
His difficult moves show that his fire-passing skills make him an elite contractor in the cemetery.
This time's 'funeral' further reflects Bailang's versatility and strong financial resources. Is that submarine a special [Noble Phantasm]?!
Under normal circumstances, only veterans who are on the verge of breaking through to level 4 begin to perform the 'Noble Phantasm Casting Task'. Holding a [Noble Phantasm] is not a necessary condition for level 3 to level 4, but all contractors who have a Noble Phantasm are three.
A strong person of the highest level, this is the embodiment of financial strength and status!
In addition, Bailang's technique of successfully completing 666 house elves can be judged by anyone knowledgeable as at least a light orange semi-magical technique.
The [Baotou Xiang Fog City] used by Sulf and Little Jack is also an 'inherent enchantment' that requires hard work to obtain at the third level, but it is so easy to give it to a pet (familiar).
What a rich guy!
Not to mention that when they lived in [Hogwarts], they specifically inquired about the ‘virtual campus, big data succubi, hard teaching’, etc., which were all created by this group of contractors (romantic girlfriends group).
Therefore, whether it is for the purpose of expanding contacts, making friends with big bosses, or just because of the basic rule of "you have to pay a share for just eating", this group of contractors must express their gratitude and add another paradise friend.
Regarding this group of third-order people actively hugging his thighs and wanting to recognize their eldest brother, Lang was not overly proactive. As for the 'meal money' proposed by them? Lang naturally refused.
Just kidding, I, Bailang, am the [Lord of Laleye Seafood City, the Great Holy Bowl Bodhisattva of the Greedy Sect], and my industry covers: aquaculture base, mushroom fantasy land, red pot city that never sleeps... How can I still lack your food expenses?
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Simply collecting money is the biggest insult to yourself! (At the bottom level, you don’t want to be in a relationship with these little trash)
However, with the exchange of business bragging, Bailang gradually lost himself in the compliments. The topic became more and more crooked, involving their respective adventure experiences in the paradise, as well as the summary of mission experience, and various dangerous but yet dangerous
A world full of missions and opportunities.
At this time, a contractor from Durmstrang's mercenary team suddenly said to Bailang: "Die, I see that you have unfathomable skills, and you are surrounded by beauties (girlfriend group), your son (Jack) and your daughter (
Fufu) are both the proud sons of heaven, and they are rich in financial resources. There is also a rare large-scale ship-type Noble Phantasm, and they have made great achievements in the field of death (funeral)..."
"It's time to hold back your praise, it's time to hold back your praise! If you have anything to say, just say it." Bai Lang was a little uncomfortable with this wave of rainbow farts, and directly asked the other party's target.
The contractor smiled and said somewhat flatteringly: "I have a great opportunity here, which is very suitable for you."
Lang was curious: "What opportunity?"
"It is a mission world. I have played several games in the third level. I have entered worlds of different difficulty and different power systems to perform missions, and I have made profits and losses. But the most impressive thing is a mission when I first entered the third level.
The erosion rate is about 45%. The world background is the 18th century after the Age of Discovery, where pirates are rampant, technology is not obvious, and the mystery is not low."
Bailang listened to his description and quickly thought of a series of popular educational movies such as "Pirates of the Caribbean". The other person probably mentioned this because he saw the precious weapon "Salted Fish".
"When I first carried out the mission, I thought it was a pirate world with extraordinary power. However, as the mission progressed, I discovered that this world had other mysteries. In the corners of the world, there are hidden places related to 'gods'.
The hidden ruins will instantly raise the strength to the 'mythical age'."
"Those relics of the Age of Gods are scattered all over the world, but they are difficult to access. There are only a few illusory clues circulating on the earth in the 18th world. If you want to find and explore these relics of the Age of Gods, you must solve puzzles and explore...then the task difficulty
It soared instantly and was attacked by various gods and powers that transcended the background of the times."
"While we were participating in the exploration of a mythical site of the Mayan civilization in South America, we were attacked by forces that far exceeded the difficulty of the task and were thrown into the street. This world contains a large number of resources that lead directly to level 4 or even higher, but it is difficult to obtain them.
It also soars with the depth of exploration. At the same time, the main theme of this world is 'grand voyage' and 'grave robbing adventure'. If there is a 'ship-like Noble Phantasm' to protect it, the income will be extremely considerable!"
