After finishing the procedures in [Death Paradise], Bailang finally returned to his 'exclusive space' and took a breath of the familiar and fresh air of the cemetery.
“Taste of home!”
Then, Bai Lang: As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw Jack taking Fufu, and Feng Ying stood aside cheering!
The specific scene is like this. Because the parents were detained to pay the money, the two daughters returned home first, and then Feng Ying, who was also a teammate, also sneaked in.
Since there were no adults at home, the three Lolita let themselves go and followed their instincts to have fun (carnival) in the house.
One of them, Stealing Niufu, had a painful expression due to indigestion due to "eating too much". My best friend Feng Ying immediately stepped forward to ask for help, showing her concern and helping with suggestions.
As for Little Jack, he was still displaying his Noble Phantasm [Infinite Soul Chicken Soup Cage Hand] in a subtle way, just shaking it back and forth in front of Fufu.
However, Sulf really doesn't have the energy to pay attention to her sister, isn't it [Mother of Mercy], this was my equipment at the beginning. She was just a stinky sister who used an old (renovated) pencil case given to her by her sister.
Seeing Silly Fufu's mediocre reaction, Guajie became even more irritable. How can I walk at night in brocade clothes? I must return rich and rich! Her credo in life is to show off, show off, and make noise!
At this time, Feng Ying had an idea and came up with a plan: "Jack, dig her out! Help Fu Fu reduce the pressure."
Silly Fu rolled her eyes and looked at her best friend, her face filled with disbelief. Are you trying to harm me?
Feng Ying whispered: "Quickly use [Hold your head and crouch to defend]!"
Salf nodded thoughtfully. Although she didn't understand why, Feng Ying said, let's do it. So she put her head in her hands and squatted in the living room.
Jack could no longer hold back, and appeared behind his sister, showing a bloodthirsty smile of sisterly love. He looked at Fu Fu, who was huddled up (crouching), and grabbed her by the waist: "Wow!"
This time, Sulf was not wrapped by a transparent spherical barrier, but instead introduced the power of [Zeus Divine Bull] into [Head-Hold Crouching Defense] bit by bit.
Both of them are in a state of tolerance. If you understand [Baotoulan] as a container (pressure cooker), [Sacred Cow] is compressed and forced into it, and then the lid of the pot is locked. Then, [Sacred Cow] in the compressed state can no longer hold on.
When it is half decompressed and expanded, it will almost deform the pressure cooker, but it will not explode.
If Bailang doesn't run away, and [Bacchus] doesn't come to the ecological park to inspect the work, as long as Fufu is given enough time and resources, she is sure to deeply integrate [Niu] and [Baotou Township].
In the end, [Baotou Township] swallowed up [Niuniu Ecological Park] and evolved into a more complex independent small world.
At this moment, Fu Fu only channeled part of the power of [Ox] and integrated it into [Hold Head and Crouch to Defend], forming a 'Susa Ushihu' force field on the surface of her body.
Jack's little claws also magically penetrated and did not attack Fu Fu. Instead, he pulled out a crystal clear and trembling jelly from the illusory cow kidney.
Jack exclaimed: "Zeus kidney-nourishing hot and sour beef soup?"
Little Fufu still had a frown on her face, and she didn't suffer any harm, but it seemed... she felt a little better? Maybe it was an illusion!
Feng Ying watched the scene of the sisters fighting each other, and clapped her hands loudly and praised: "Okay, that's a beautiful draw, let's get another one!"
Hearing the voice of encouragement, little Jack started to tremble instantly and immediately performed a set of fancy assassin moves. With her sophisticated vision of [The Chef Ding Jie Niu (The Virgin of Disintegration)], she surrounded the [Zeus Niuhu (Susanohu)
)】For one week, I introduced his figure data into my eyes, and conceived a set of anatomy techniques like "nothing is complete".
"I'll pay again!"
The hand of death passed through the cow-shaped head-holding force field, seemingly belonging to two disjoint dimensions. But Jack once again took out the [Niu Tang Bao] with a weak divinity; and Fu Fu was not injured at all.
Instead, I felt a faint sense of comfort, as if a skilled masseur was massaging myself?
There was a slight soreness at first, but then there was a sense of comfort as the eight extra meridians were opened.
"Okay! That's great! Let's perform another one!"
After getting along with each other for so long, Feng Ying has already figured out Jack's personality. He is cheerful, outgoing, sensitive and has low self-esteem and is reckless and eager to be praised and recognized. He is eager to achieve something in his career and gain recognition from his mother and sister.
So Feng Ying only needed to continue to encourage, and Jack gradually lost himself in the cheers. The more he performed, the more energetic he became. He was no longer satisfied with the traditional "assassin's sneak attack from behind", and began to show off his anatomical talents in fancy ways, with an increasing range of movements.
The bigger it gets, the more fancy the attack methods become.
It looked like the garbage chef at the Michelin Samsung Tire Store, holding a shovel with both hands and cracking an egg with fighting movements comparable to that of a ninja. When Feng Ying used the [Small Satellite] to start playing accompaniment music for Jack to fuel the fire, Bai Lang happened to return to his private space.
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As a result, I saw my silly daughter, who looked very much like the underage performers on the bridge, performing the traditional Chinese martial arts "Sister Digging" around her sister to the sound of Beijing-style drums.
Stretch your arms straight horizontally, walk with your legs high, then look back and take out a handful of Fufu; then do a backflip, pull out a handful of Fufu as you fly over; then turn 720°, and pull out another handful diagonally.
Bang bang bang!
Bai Lang, who had come back to his senses, also joined in the applause, and applauded this fool together with Feng Ying. He asked Fu Loli in a low voice: "What a deep sisterly love! What are the two of them doing?"
Feng Ying explained in a low voice: "Before you came back, Fufu and I hugged each other (we squatted together) and read her [Baotou Township Data]. It was a great achievement! We also have some understanding of her current situation.
Fufu feels uncomfortable because she cannot digest [Cow], and there is too much accumulated power in her ability bar, which is saturated and precipitated. This is called 'overnutrition'."
"It happened that Jack wanted to show off his [New Noble Phantasm], so I asked her to take out Fu Fu. Although [Chicken Soup Hand] is a lethal kitchen utensil that attacks the soul, Fu Fu's [Niu Baotou Xiang] is quite
Yu transformed a Zeus into a 'Defensive Armor (Susanoh)', which is enough to resist and withstand this level of soul damage. Fufu also has no ability to fully mobilize the power of [Ox], but only activates the accumulated nutrients combined with 'crouching defense'
It forms a shadow."
"Jack can't harvest souls, but he can plunder the 'excess nutrients' from the [Touhou Bar] and condense the 'divine soup treasure'. Fufu also benefits from it, gradually opening up the blocked 'highway' and allowing [the ability to
Column] is back in circulation...good!"
Before Feng Ying could finish speaking, she immediately shouted loudly.
Bailang also applauded: "Well done!"
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Ten minutes later, little Jack wiped the non-existent sweat from his forehead, his face turned rosy, and he tried hard to suppress his proud and happy emotions. He sat next to Bailang and raised his little head high.
Not only did she display the [New Noble Phantasm] perfectly, but she also used it with great skill. She dug her sister into a hole and gave up resistance. She won! And she was unanimously praised by her father and Feng Ying.
, I feel like my life has reached its peak.
Satisfaction, pleasure, happiness, this life is worth it!
Silly Fufu rested lazily and comfortably on the other side of the white waves, lying softly on her father, as if she had taken a massage after a sauna, feeling lazy, comfortable, drowsy, and smiling.
The food syndrome has been alleviated. My sister likes the old stationery that she discarded very much, and she is very filial in return. Her craftsmanship is also very good. The family is harmonious, the father is kind and the daughter is filial, the sisters are respectful, the best friends are caring, and I [Sour Garden]
Returned from studying abroad and established a business.
At this moment, her heart was peaceful, happy, and satisfied.
When the Bailang family was performing a family drama at 8 o'clock, Feng Ying took out the "Little Prodigy Schoolbag" at an inappropriate time.
With a 'pop!' sound, a stack of CDs was thrown on the coffee table, attracting the attention of the family of three: "Hey, a gift! This is for you, keep it well."
After that, she pushed the messy pile of CDs in front of Lang, and then explained: "They are souvenirs of this adventure. These are all future famous works of the great director Feng Ying."
Bai Lang looked through the covers of the CDs. The first one showed Feng Ying dressed as a pirate, standing on the prow of a ship with a scimitar in hand and pointing into the distance. The background figure in the back was 'Captain Jack'.
""Feng Ying and Her Pendant: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Underworld Trilogy", "Zombie Pokémon: The Underworld", "Hot Pot City on the Bite of the Tongue"...are these all movies you made? There are more than one."
Bai Lang knew that she was going to make a film by filming daily life through a 'small satellite'. But she didn't expect that she would actually film so many. The "Pokémon Series" alone had already filmed several special feature films. As a result,
Is this a movie? This kid is so productive.
Feng Ying said modestly: "First of all, I have plenty of time, and there are so many experiences and materials for this adventure. It would be a pity to only make one film. Of course, I have to make several more. The themes and content of each series are different, such as "Odyssey of the Underworld Part 3"
"Song" is an epic theme with me as the protagonist and centered around ocean adventures, adventures in the underworld, and entrepreneurship in the underworld."
Feng Luoli strongly recommended this set, which adopts the template of a popcorn commercial blockbuster, with a realistic style and explosive special effects. Because there is no need for a green screen, everything is real from beginning to end. The first part tells the story of a great adventure
Jia Feng Ying set out on the Nanyang "Carp", easily captured the Spanish tomb owner, encountered a time and space storm, and was lost in the Mediterranean.
The second part is about the great strategist Feng Ying, who leads his fan girl to the "Pirate Island Negotiation", convinces [Ksitigarbha] with his wisdom, joins the underworld fleet, leads the fleet to conquer the underworld with delicious food, and penetrates the Tartarus Abyss.
story.
The third part is about the great businessman Feng Ying. After conquering the underworld, he fights for business hegemony in the underworld, fights with various gods and demons, controls the partners in the underworld to start a business and get rich, and takes them flying. It is the same as the first part.
The minor supporting role Bai Lang echoes back and forth.
"This "Zombie Pokémon: Chronicles of the Underworld" is a magical masterpiece that Jack and I made with all our heart and soul in order to live up to the scenery of the underworld when we were shooting at the popular attractions in the underworld. Because the cost of actors is zero,
Because there were zero special effects, I wrote the script and shot 18 special-photography movies with completely different themes in one go. Covering literature and art, martial arts, gambling movies, science fiction, romance, comedy, police and criminals..."
Bailang was speechless: "..."
I imagined a group of Pikachus, Squirtle dressed in ancient Chinese costumes, and performed a song "Ghost of a Turtle" in the Greek underworld. Then during the marriage stage of the Montenegrin old demon, the male protagonist suddenly took out a revolver, doing light parkour for a while, and road racing for a while.
, and finally staged a western-style gunfight showdown at the desolate "Gate of the Underworld", with 18 scenes of gunshots and blood flying all over the sky.
Just when Lang Shen was wandering around the world, looking at the movie covers in a daze, unable to imagine what incredible and terrifying thing Feng Ying had sent, Fu Loli pushed the last stack of CDs in front of him.
"This stack of "Hot Pot City Series" was shot in a documentary style with little Jack as the protagonist. It mainly details the inspirational story of her growing up with [Yangshenghao] and becoming more and more courageous after my guidance.
.It is a great 'dark magical food-themed Machiavellian suspense thriller movie', involving gangs, firefights, conspiracy, dark cuisine, monster fighting, and indescribable food gods and demons..."
Bailang's eyes were beating wildly when he heard this. He felt that no matter which one he listened to, it sounded unreliable? Can this kind of thing get permission for public release? I'm not afraid that after it is shown to children, the San value will return to zero one by one, and he will go crazy in the cinema on the spot.
, become a fanatic believer in [Hot Pot City]?
Lang: "Why do you want to make so many movies?"
"Recording life, and cultivating a hobby at the same time. Of course, the most important thing is that I took a long leave for this trip, the reason is to conduct professional training courses in 'Film Art'. The school has submitted [Film]
As a homework task, who am I, Feng Ying? A mere work is nothing. My talent is unparalleled. In one trip, I can take a number of photos that no one else can achieve in a lifetime!"
Why can Fuli play with Silly Fufu and Guajiake? Because they are both extremely proud people. Salf has an invincible Taoist heart in the fields of medicine, bioengineering, and education; little Jack is also in the kitchen
Strive to reach the top in the fields of art, assassination, gangs and other fields. Feng Ying, not to mention, is a group of problem children.
Lang Weibi lamented: "Are today's primary schools already so complicated? I thought primary school training classes were limited to equestrian, pipe organ, riding and shooting, glider driving... such aristocratic courses that build class barriers. Unexpectedly, they have reached [director]
Course] level, to the point where you need to shoot a movie yourself.”
"What's the point of making a movie? I chose the simplest and cheapest art courses. Your Fufu and Jack are both dropouts without academic qualifications. They must not be educated happily, otherwise they will waste their lives."
Lang Shen agreed: "I've been taught a lesson! I will sign up for more classes for them in the future."
His Jack doesn't even have a C1 now, and can only drive an illegal "animal-powered steamroller" black car; the eldest sister, Sulf, is even more shameful, and can only drive a scooter without a license plate (a nuclear-explosion little sheep).
Feng Ying thought for a while: "If you have the chance, choose a mission world on the science fiction side and let your children learn formal 'spaceship driving'. Otherwise, they will be embarrassed in front of children from wealthy families. But... those
Families who know how to fly spaceships are only in the second level. The children they raise are just drivers for the children of real noble families."
Lang: "Hey... it's too complicated. My Fufu should just keep raising [cows]! Jack inherited the small store in [Hot Pot City] and can just make a living without starving to death."
Feng Ying suddenly became excited: "Speaking of Fufu's [Bull], I was also greatly inspired this time. After I decided to go home, I asked my family to help me order a corpse of 'King Yama' or 'Ksitigarbha'.
Imitate Fufu and blend into [Hold your head and squat to defend], creating a [real. Ecological head-holding XXX level exam hell]."