Chapter 1387: Zeus spits water, herding cattle is worse than making a movie
After seeing the embarrassing clip of the greedy, stupid and eager to learn quickly in [Baotou Township], Salf, as the 'Baotou Taoist Master', decisively pulled out the little arrows and stopped following the old man.
Dad shared these scandalous images.
But Bailang still knows that [Baotou Township] has been reopened and is once again full of vitality.
Every moment, there are one after another "Headshot Tragedy of Excessive Learning (Quantum Magic Quick Learning Method)" caused by 'greed (desire for knowledge)'.
Although the average education level of the small mushroom people group has plummeted (highly educated mushroom people have suffered headshots), the population has started to soar crazily through this miracle.
Because not a single myconid was killed, you only need to bury the 'whole corpse' in the soil, and in about 30 days (one month), an original version that inherits the memory will grow back. (Resurrection mode)
A small mushroom man is cut into two parts and buried separately. After pouring enough nutrient solution, it will mature again in about three months (about a hundred days) and become a pair of rare twins. (The IQ is constant, but the memory is randomly assigned.
Inheritance, character changes.)
In the same way, if the mushrooms are divided into three piles and buried, the redevelopment time will be extended depending on the number of remains, and they will become triplets, quadruplets...
This reproductive characteristic is derived from the by-product (Little Mushroom Man) that after Salph drank the [Magic Potion (Special Path of the Witch - Tomie)], the unwanted 'Tomie Extraordinary Characteristics (Impurities)' were eliminated, and combined with her own flesh, flesh, and spores.
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Today's Fufu is not only the mother of the little myconids and the ancestor of the little myconids, but she is also the blood source sister of thousands of little myconids.
(Jack shouts: No, ingredients! They are all ingredients! They are the skin flakes, nails, and dirt that fell from Fufu’s body, they are not my sister. I, Jack, do not have a group of unrelated hot pot ingredients as my little sister.
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Although Sulf cut off the internal live broadcast in [Baotou Township] in time at this time, Bai Lang was immersed in countless scenes of the happy reproduction of 'headshot little mushrooms', the kind of happiness that 'I am a quantum instant from the bottom of my heart'
The smile is very much like the [source of pollution. Happy ghost energy] in this world.
The miraculous energy of pollution is related to the myconids!
Soon, his attention shifted from the 'little mushroom man' with a black screen and disconnected to the current 'cow zombie' as big as a mountain.
As the founder of the Greedy Sect and the behind-the-scenes chairman, Lang uses Buddhist terminology to describe it (the sacred cow) in its current state, which corresponds to the saying "One cow, one world".
No, it’s not [one cow, one world]. It’s [one cow, one thousand], which hides a ‘small ecological space’ close to three digits, and a number of potential ‘holes alone’ as many as the sands of the Ganges River.
And these "small thousand among the cows" jointly support "Baotou Township, far away from the world", a very exquisite spatial structure.
Lang suddenly said: "Fufu..."
Silly Fu, who rode the little sheep to her father's side, responded: "Alas!"
Lang curiously asked: "Now that your [Baotou Xiang] has transformed into a spirit, if you continue to defend with your head in hand, can you still get invincible defense?"
Silly Fu's [Head-Hold Crouching Defense] has been upgraded from a small spherical protective shield at the beginning to the multi-layered Niutou Township today. The span is so large that it can be called the evolution of a Paramecium into a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Now here’s the question, what will happen when this ‘cow’ stands in front of Fufu and she squats down again?
Will it be like the 'Light Envoy (Magic King)', who is instantly sucked (teleported) into the interior of the 'Niu Niu', becomes the driver, and gains invincible defense?
Or, no matter where Niuniu is, when Fufu crouched with her head in her arms, the 'cow' would teleport in front of her and put her into the cockpit?
No matter how you look at it, this is a very interesting experiment. Even the elf girl and little Jack showed curious eyes and looked at Silly Fu who was about to squat on defense.
Faced with this problem, even the woman in question was very moved. Without hesitation, she decisively squatted down with her head in her hands.
This time, the cow didn't move, the bird didn't move, the wind didn't move, and the heart didn't move either. A brand new 'crouching defense force field' appeared beside her, wrapping her up like the first generation version.
"???" Bailang was confused, "Is this... a degradation?"
Fufu, who was in the ball, raised her head to observe in confusion, and then shook her head at her father. With a thought in her mind, the inside of the 'ball' that wrapped her emitted a soft light, illuminating the wasteland of the underworld.
Then, the 'Head-holding Force Field' expanded according to her will, and its diameter expanded to 3m, 5m...10m. All areas wrapped by the 'Head-holding Force Field' were covered by the 'mysterious laws' that violated the underworld.
The roots glowed with life, and mushrooms with gorgeous colors and strange shapes grew rapidly.
In the blink of an eye, Fufu's Baotou force field turned into a [Pocket Baotou Township].
Bailang lowered his head to look at Fu, and then looked up at Niu. He raised his chin, started to think, and used [Root Theory] to explore his daughter (data on the familiar column panel), and muttered: "I probably understand what's going on."
Silly Fu stood up at this time and released [crouching defense], but the colorful mushroom lawn (bacteria carpet) full of the underworld did not disappear, becoming a rare color in this gray and monotonous world.
After all, they are 'Buddha Spores' spawned by pollution sources. They are a batch of powerful vitality, and the environment of the underworld is nothing!
Fufu: "Feeding Senmo?"
Bailang faced everyone's doubtful looks and pretended: "Have you ever heard of the 'Island Power'? Fufu's [Hold Head and Crouch on Defense] at this moment can be understood as 'Ox Power'. [Hold Head Bar] was once in Fuyuki
The 'Noble Phantasm of Heroic Spirits, Avalon' has been absorbed and fused on the battlefield. The defensive barrier projected by Avalon is very strong. It is known as the 'Utopia far away from the world' and has absolute defense. But obviously, the scabbard is just a scabbard.
It is not the real Utopia (Avalon Island), just its concept and projection. Therefore, the defensive power of the scabbard ≠ Avalon Island."
"Fufu's current 'non-cow version. Holding the head and squatting on defense' is just like the precious phantom 'Avalon'. It mobilizes and borrows the power of [Baotou Township]. It summons concepts and projections to its side, and
This 'head-holding force field' is equated with the 'sacred cow'. If the cow doesn't explode, the force field won't break!"
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! The elf girl was the first to understand: "That is to say, this [cow] represents the total assets of Fufu's Baotou Township. No matter where the [cow] is?"
When Fufu hugs her head, she can use the [cow] as collateral to borrow enough 'defense power (money)'. Only when the enemy outputs a cumulative attack power that destroys the [cow] can the head-holding force field be broken?"
Lang: "Yes! This is a truly world-class defense. It has the triple thickness of 'Titan God Bull (physical strength), multiple ecosystems and Baotou Township'."
Jack: "Does this mean that there is no cow in the hand but there is a cow in the heart? When will my hot pot city be able to transform?"
"Don't be envious, you two are not the same." Bailang patted Fufu and encouraged: "From now on, there is no need to fold the 'Sacred Ox'. I will give you a small task. If nothing happens, I will
If you let the cow graze nearby, you can let it drink more 'Styx Water' to replenish water and activate the 'kidney garden and bladder winery'. In addition, you can control the 'sacred cow' to fart a lot and spew out Buddha's spores to pollute the air and environment.
.Invade the [Underworld] with 'Buddha Mushrooms' and build the home environment. Finally, you can control the 'Sacred Cow' to try some 'Netherworld Undead' to let your [Baotou Township] adapt to this [source of pollution] in advance.
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"Ow Juice Power?" Fufu thought about her father's explanation of [Island Power], and if she had some enlightenment, she nodded: "Wow, I understand!"
She will use remote control to control the new "transformation [ability bar]" (cow) and make all kinds of bold attempts that she has never thought of.
Not only can you use 'cow farts' to transform the environment of the underworld, but you can also perform 'Zeus spitting water, Zeus spraying powder' to fight against [nether energy pollution] and contribute to the warming of the underworld atmosphere.
"What about me? Where about me?" Jack asked jumping up and down, feeling that he was being left out.
"you?"
Bai Lang looked at his little daughter who was eager to try, and thought to himself that you are not talented, how can you compare with your sister?
However, he did not hit his youngest daughter. Instead, after careful consideration, he said: "What you said...Of course you can't be idle. I have a big task for you."
Jack raised his chest and raised his head: "Say it quickly."
Lang started to use his brain and came up with something for him: "You spent half a year with Feng Ying on your last mission, frequently participated in the shooting of many movies, and also played the role of the heroine, right?"
Jack said proudly: "Yeah, yeah!"
"This time, I accept my destiny as the 'Chief Royal Director of the Cultural Communication Ambassador of the Chan Sect'. Ophelia provided 'photography equipment' (Home Appliance King Kong) to shoot seven films with the theme of 'The Seven Holy Monks of the Chan Sect', ancient Greece
Magical fairy hero movie. OK? Can it be done?"
Little Jack was a little disappointed: "That's it?"
"That's it! It's very important."
Since today's Lang intends to settle in the current 'Greek Mythology World' for a long time and become a [Lord of Gourmet Hell], he must consider integrating into the local power system and completely localizing.
Therefore, it is very necessary to figure out and master the "power system" of the mission world.
The foundation of this mainstream power system in the Greek world is the 'heroic epic (legendary deeds) system' with 'divine power' as the raw material (flesh and blood) and [title system] as the skeleton.
A great hero, fight a big boss/big monster, make a big splash, gather a "legend (title)", be praised by others, gain strength, and become powerful!
This behavior itself is a ritual to gain power. The whole process involves ‘events (story/script), enemy strength, story dissemination and popularity strength’.
Anyone who is a contractor, no matter which paradise, is extremely familiar with the [Title System]. Therefore, Bailang chose to prove the Tao in the form of a 'movie' to help the Seven Saints of the Tan Sect become famous in the world.
He only needs to rely on the base of the "Great Chanting Temple of the Underworld" (film and television base), imitate Athena or Hephaestus, and form the fourth [Granting Sect God System] to fight in the air.
Then, the seven heroes of the [Gan Zong Divine System] were launched to serve as the spokesperson of the divine system in the world (walking in the world).
Then 'Jack', who had followed the great director Feng Ying and had starring experience, served as a new generation director and shot seven special films about the Seven Holy Monks, which were repeatedly broadcast among the people.
You can take advantage of elements such as "heroic deeds, praise, and popularity" and try the "hero upgrades and enhancements" unique to this world.
With stronger 'local demigod (Buddha) heroes' (Seven People), it will be more logical to promote Tan Sect Buddhism and rely on the film industry to complete the cultural invasion (Buddha Dharma promotion).
"In this shooting plan, each rabbit cadre will have a commercial popcorn movie. You can refer to the [Marvel Universe Movie Series]. The 'Zen Universe Phase 1' I planned is to introduce the film to the 'Seven Sacred Monks' theme."
Task the mortals of Greece to fully demonstrate the Taoist culture from different angles and complete cultural hints and implants."
"There is no need to forcefully teach, indoctrinate, or force the other party to understand. Instead, through popular plots such as the male protagonist subduing demons, slaying demons, and transforming witches, the superiority of the [Glutton Sect Sequence] is demonstrated from multiple perspectives, making the weak mortals
Generate yearning and desire. Just enough pretense, enough coolness, don’t forget to implant our various products, and show off a wave of 108 transvestites, what a good hostess choice? She is more attractive than girls." Bai Lang pointed out.
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"When the audience gradually becomes familiar with Buddhist teachings such as 'The Five Fishes and Two Mushrooms of the Greedy Sect', the first stage of the movie universe will be concluded with a three-hour group drama of 'The Gathering of the Seven Holy Monks', which will suppress the prison Arhat and the Seven Stars. The script is completely
Copying Women's Alliance 1, the villain can choose [Pollution God System], or he can invite [Pluto Group] to take charge at a high price. After the preparation and preparation of the first seven parts, this 'Glutton Alliance' will definitely win a lot of box office, and the cohesion is enough to make seven people
The 'deeds' of sublimation came out."
Through this, let [Da Chan Temple] shine in the world! Let the world know that Western religion is coming!
Bailang's plan was based on tutorials such as The Second Teaching of the West, Marvel Women's Alliance 1... and other tutorials. He used the most cost-effective and labor-saving method (filming false stories) to bully the indigenous people (illiterates in ancient Greece) who had not seen the movie, and completed the dimensionality reduction attack.
If we say that 'movies' are opportunistic and cheating, are they not in line with the orthodox hero's practice of condensing 'legendary deeds'?
That’s pure nonsense. After all, the birth of the ‘heroes’ in this world is based on word-of-mouth transmission by folk epic rap artists. Isn’t it just oral sex? It’s just that oral sex is less efficient and less impressive.
The power intensity transformed by the 'heroic deeds' of the heroes of the Greedy Sect can be achieved by upgrading the visual special effects.
Other local heroes, because mortals have limited vocabulary and average understanding, can only simply say that they are "invulnerable and powerful". But the movie with the theme of Seven can accumulate special effects among the people as long as they spend a lot of money on special effects.
As powerful as the myths and legends.
As long as it's not studying, little Jack is not afraid of not being able to do his job. Thinking of Feng Ying's scolding Fang Qiu when he was a director, Jack also wanted to get up and took out a small notebook to record the key points mentioned by his father. He felt that this job was better than "Cowherd Boy"
'Much taller!
Thinking of the various blockbusters he had watched, Jack's heart burst with inspiration: "I have a few ideas!"
