In the suffocating trap of the muddy aroma, Bai Lang vaguely heard a strange yet familiar sweet voice. The other person shouted in an excited, happy tone, as if he had finally found a close relative after being separated for decades.
The Thorn Lady, who was sleeping in the [Thorn Column], snapped her fingers, and his mind suddenly felt cool. He woke up from suffocation, and his brain was running at full power, instantly eliminating the possibility of 'danger'.
Immediately, both arms were raised in coordination at the same time. The left hand was lifted from below, and the right hand was holding the waist for stability, hugging the body that was tightly hugging him and sliding downward.
Um?
His brain was spinning at high speed, and he instantly judged that the other person's body was light, about 111cm. His waist was slender but fleshy, and he had to admit that it felt very comfortable when he hugged him. Once he hugged him, he didn't want to let go, so he made plans with him.
I feel the same way when I was a young lady.
After the 'bumper' vented his excitement, he realized his gaffe, so he reluctantly let go and slid down.
After sensing the opponent's movements, Bai Lang, who had always been a gentleman, reluctantly cooperated and pulled the opponent off his face bit by bit and placed him safely on the ground.
Immediately, he resumed breathing, his eyes could see clearly, and the air was filled with fresh and natural sweetness.
Looking closely, the other party has switched from the fanatic fan mode to the innocent and soft girl posture of a well-behaved girl. She is nodding slightly, lowering her head shyly, making a simple and cute expression, nervously mingling the index fingers of her hands, and secretly raising her eyes to look at him.
, asked expectantly with affectionate and innocent testing eyes: "Brother Bai, do you still remember me?" There was a deep fear of rejection and negation in his eyes.
This is a tall and slim figure with long ears of about 170 cm. It is wearing a white clergy holy robe that flatters the figure. There are no extra decorations except for a bracelet on the right hand.
She has long, smooth and shiny hair that flows in waterfalls behind her; her emerald green eyes are flowing, her pink moist lips are pursed together, and her body exudes a natural fragrance. Combined with the other party's youthful, sweet and well-behaved style, she has a scent from the big forest.
The soft girl's wind washes her face and comes back.
"Ophelia?"
Although her temperament has undergone tremendous changes, and her body contains vigorous vitality and holy power, her appearance has not changed much. It can only be said that her skin is smoother, her invisible temperament is more outstanding, her ears have become longer, and she is more beautiful.
The lingering 'natural smell' on her body seems to be related to the awakened bloodline in her body? Compared with the timid, timid and inarticulate half-elf, she is now more brave, confident and cheerful, like a real elf.
This scene made him feel relieved that another of his patients had recovered!
It’s been so many years since I saw the mental illness patients who suffered from ‘social anxiety and deep autism’ now regaining their new life, glowing, radiant, and integrating into normal people’s lives; it’s just like the hard work of ‘educating’ students for six full years.
The head teacher in 2006 finally saw the naughty child in Stockholm who had become a father after several years. He felt the same satisfaction and joy when he once again sent the new naughty child into his own magic cave with trembling hands.
The original little apple has matured! Farmer’s joy.
Hiss!
His eyes fell on the long ears, and Bai Lang couldn't help but lick the corners of his mouth.
He had no other ill intentions, he just recalled the wonderful memories of Orochimaru whispering in her ear, sucking his tongue, and eating cherries with "Reo Reo Reo Reo" when he taught her step by step how to dissect the fallen demon and practice his courage.
Bai is not restrained and wants to eat cherries again.
"You really haven't forgotten me!"
When the girl with long ears saw Bai Lang saying her name without hesitation, she narrowed her eyes happily and showed a smile of happiness and satisfaction.
Silly Fufu raised her tail at this time, and the little arrow bent into a '?' shape on the back of her head. She was not angry because her father was taken away, but instead stared at Ophelia with great curiosity, feeling a strange sense of intimacy in her heart.
It's like seeing 'relatives'?
Is this my long-lost biological mother? Little Arrow, who is already one year old, thought so, but he was still curious.
"Are you stupid? You've grown so big! Call me little mommy! I'll give you a gift."
The half-elf smiled sweetly at Bailang, then quickly approached Fufu, and began to establish a relationship. The little arrow immediately swayed excitedly, biological mother! It is indeed her biological mother! But the silly fufu still looked at the other party with a confused look on his face, only thinking that the big sister is good
kind.
She grabbed Fufu's little hand, she liked this little guy very much, looked at it curiously with her eyes wide open, and asked: "Have you forgotten me? I also participated in your birth, and I also gave you the [Summoning Magic of Sinking Demon]. Look!
I have one too."
Ophelia waved her hand behind her, and strong elemental fluctuations instantly erupted, causing Tim and Zhu Yao to widen their eyes in shock.
Under a burst of rich white holy light, a 'Big Muscular Sinking Demon Warlord' with an overly exaggerated figure, a ferocious and rugged appearance, but solemn and determined eyes appeared!
Its body stood upright, wearing a mechanical knight armor made of metal, without a helmet. It exposed red skin and a pair of horns that curved backwards.
The Sunken Demon Warlord was holding a two-handed sword with sharp teeth and barbs, standing silently aside, releasing a contradictory "fanatic belief" to the outside world.
Bailang's eyelids were twitching wildly at this moment, and his beautiful impression of Ophelia was instantly shattered.
This is... Paladin??! Scarlet Crusade??? Medieval Warhammer??? What the hell is this? What on earth have you experienced!
In his previous life... when he was running a group in his hometown in his previous life, he had heard about the sand sculpture configuration of the 'Devil Paladin'. Unexpectedly, he had witnessed the existence of the 'Devil Paladin' with his own eyes today.
He was originally happy to think that this girl's "autism" might have recovered, but now it seems that she may have been driven crazy by him, right?
She obviously looks so fresh, natural, well-behaved, sweet, cute and normal.
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Feeling a similar 'summoning wave', the stupid fufu widened his eyes, looked at the mighty and tall fallen demon knight with admiration, and shouted loudly. However, due to speech impairment, he only shouted one word before he was stuck.
"Heaven!＼＼\?('w')?////King!"
Then, Xiao Fufu fell into deep thought, why are my "Four Heavenly Kings" so skinny and small? And the Four Heavenly Kings of the long-eared sister are so hot and big!
It must be the height difference between me and my sister with long ears!
You must work hard to drink milk powder, eat meat, and grow taller.
The marriage recognition party has not yet ended, and the space in the park fluctuates more violently. Ophelia interrupts the summons, and five people are also involved in the vacation world.
…
In the ninja world, within the Federation of Fire, there is an uninhabited forest.
When Bailang came back from his daze with the help of [Thorn Lady]'s soul defense, the surrounding teammates were confused. Ophelia and Tim were the first to recover.
The little guy put down his huge and heavy backpack and started punching the air seriously to warm up. Like he was doing radio gymnastics? It doesn't require a large space, just one step forward, left, and right.
While Tim was exercising, Ophelia leaned over unknowingly, still a little nervous, but the longing and admiration in her eyes were no longer concealed. She looked at Bailang affectionately, pitifully and softly.
I'm a submissive person, come and bully me! You look so weak that you won't resist no matter what.
"Uh..." Bai Lang was made uncomfortable by her look of "an abandoned pet cat longing to return to its owner but not daring to get close", as if she had committed some unforgivable sin when she was young?
But obviously I didn’t do anything!
What an injustice!
"Brother Bai, I asked Feng Ying. Although I am underage according to the elves' calculations, as a half-elf, I have already started studying at the Summoner Academy, and my real age is only a little younger than you. We
How about dating?" Ophelia suddenly summoned up the courage and said with longing.
"ha!"
With another punch, Tim suddenly stopped with a faint sound of breaking the wind, his little ears stood straight up, and he peeked over.
"What is dating?" The stupid fufu also tilted his head, and then recalled the soap operas he had watched, and suddenly became energetic, "Want to be a mother?" Then he carefully examined the elf's physiological conditions, and the more he looked at it, the more satisfied he became, revealing a loving mother.
smiling, but feeling sour in my heart.
This is the result of the conflict between the 'Mother's Soul' and the 'Girl's Soul'. Little Arrow was not at all confused, he nodded desperately to express his agreement to the marriage, and kept poking Fu Fu's stupid head, hating Fu Fu:
You five elements are missing a helmet!
"etc!"
Bailang's head suddenly became so hot that he couldn't even care about the external environment. He was overwhelmed by Ophelia's passionate offensive, and he couldn't think: "It's too sudden, calm down first! I want to be quiet, okay?
?”
"Um!"
The elf nodded obediently, not caring that his sweetheart still had Jingjing in his heart. He just stood on the other side of the wave submissively like a little daughter-in-law, not disturbing him, just watching quietly. The more he looked at him, the happier he felt.
There is happiness everywhere, waiting for Bailang's judgment.
Being able to stand together now is the result of what she has been searching for for a long time.
Bailang's mind was spinning rapidly, and the three goddesses of the healing system also joined in and began to retrieve and study his memories.
It is impossible to say that both parties are not familiar with each other!
After all, she is Bailang's earliest and most successful patient who has been cured of mental illness. The entire treatment process is perfect and can be called a classic! The kind that can be used in textbooks.
At the beginning, in order to help Ophelia get through the most dangerous novice period, get out of autism and social fear, and adapt to the increasingly dangerous environment and task rhythm of the park, Lang boldly adopted the advanced adult witch doctor re-education program of Waaagh Publishing House.
Extreme therapy in the fourth edition of the handbook series Overload Psychotherapy: How to Heal a Patient with Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD).
This psychological treatment book spread across the multiverse and regarded as the standard by countless barefoot witch doctors, successfully saved 'Ophelia'. But the crux of the problem seems to be here?
Perhaps the effect was so good that Ophelia was twisted into her own shape during her last vacation. From then on, her thoughts were all about Brother Bailang who took her to dissect and fly.
"This situation..."
Bai Lang raised his chin and thought hard, when suddenly an idea came to him!
He discovered that his current relationship with Ophelia was a bit like the good and lawful version of the 'Joker and Harley Quinn'!
The original half-elf was an inexperienced little girl who had just entered the paradise. She had character flaws of timidity, cowardice, kindness, and weakness. Then, under the stimulation of Bai's overload psychotherapy, she became lively and cheerful again, and opened up a new world.
The door to the new world, life will be colorful from now on.
But if you look closely, a blood healing shaman used waaaagh orc folk remedies to treat the mental illness of the elves. Is this okay? This special emotional problem between doctor and patient also laid the root of the problem at that time.
However, in the DC comics, it is clearly "a psychiatrist who does not have enough strength to fall in love with his patient becomes Harley Quinn", but how come it turns out to be "the patient does not have enough magic power but suffers from inner demons and becomes a Stockholm Syndrome patient and becomes a fan girl?"
.
Or is it that Waaaagh's extreme psychology textbook is too powerful and exciting?
Bailang suddenly had the idea of picking up this textbook again.
Over the years, with his stronger equipment, stronger blood therapy, and stronger fufu, he has gradually become slack in his professional research in the medical field. What is the difference between this and a coward who wants to rely on the [Noble Phantasm] to eat and wait until death?
the difference?
No, I have to cheer up!
After figuring out the cause and effect, Bai Lang also understood that the person Ophelia liked was not the real herself, but the 'doctor image' that she had in her mind.
The father of the gods in the healing pantheon, inheritor of the golden spirit, kind and lawful, saving lives and healing the wounded, he was afraid of delaying the girl's bright future, so he suddenly made up his mind and decided to tell the truth.
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"Yeah!" Her droopy long ears suddenly stood up. She walked briskly to Bailang's side, leaned very close to him, and pressed against his arm.
Bailang didn't refuse, but took two steps and then couldn't walk anymore.
He found that he was protected by a completely transparent protective shield that he couldn't leave. What's wrong with this? Where is the new team that was promised? Why were they imprisoned at the beginning?
"Brother Bai, what do you want to say?"
"Ahem, Ophelia, listen to me. I admit that I was gambling on your special courage training. I am not a professional psychiatrist, just an excellent blood therapy doctor. At that time,
I am currently studying waaagh flow psychotherapy on my own, which may have caused a certain degree of bad influence on you, and I would like to apologize to you here."
"No, recalling that time is the most colorful period in my life, and it is also the happiest memory. There is no one!" The elf girl smiled innocently, which was so touching that Bai Lang was a little dumbfounded.
Oh my god! This disease is really unclear, it’s almost in the advanced stage! It’s my fault, it’s my fault. Suddenly I blame myself even more!
Bai Lang's heart sank, he clenched his fists and said seriously: "Actually, the 'Brother Bai' you like is not the real me. The me at this moment is not the perfect image in your mind. I am just an ordinary physicist.
I'm just a surgeon. There's a big difference between the real me, you, and the person in your heart. I'm not as beautiful as the person in your heart, and I'm not even the same person. Can you understand?"
Ophelia was not angry, nor was she disappointed at being rejected. Instead, she nodded rationally, gently and obediently: "Well, Feng Ying told me. I like you, Brother Bai! But you can't accept it just yet.
It doesn't matter, I will observe you silently, and you should also pay attention to me. I will know clearly whether you are the person in my heart, and you should also see clearly that I really like you and want to marry you.
Here you go! I have also thought about the name of our child. My family is not weak and is qualified to create a good educational environment for future generations. If you are reluctant to part with Somogo, I can also immigrate."
When Ophelia spoke, her tone was calm, her eyes were firm, and she was extraordinarily rational and serious. At first glance, it was clear that she had already figured it out and thought clearly, and there was no sign of any temporary heat.
What a terminal illness! There is no cure! Just wait to die! Farewell!
Bai Lang groaned feebly in his heart, but he did not interrupt the patient's delusion. When the disease reached this level, it was no longer a matter of saving her. Too much denial, rejection and stimulation would instead aggravate her condition and even turn her into a yandere.
He directly killed himself with the Holy Light.
Forget it, we can only use delaying tactics!
"Yes!" He nodded equally solemnly and agreed.
"Great!" Ophelia did not act too coquettishly. Instead, she waved to him and ran to Fufu happily, starting to build relationships.
Before finding Bai Lang, she and Feng Ying had gone through a round of missions and had obtained all the information about Lang. She understood that in order to capture her man, she must first capture her daughter!
Fortunately, she knew Fu Fu well and had no discomfort with being a mother. On the contrary, she also had a share of the credit for Sulf's birth.
The body of Silly Fufu was created by clearing the boss after Ophelia followed Bailang through the Central Hospital.
The broken horn on the right side of Fu Fu's head was also broken by Bai Lang's punch under her own witness.
The initial ability column that formed the foundation of Sulf's body also contains her own strength, and it is also her only combat power.
She is Fufu’s biological mother!
And by taking Sulf, you can rely on the relationship between the child's mother and the child's father to get together!
"Come on, Ophelia, you can do it. May the Holy Light protect you!" Ophelia clenched her fists and cheered herself up.
"Hello, sister, hello, senior!" After finishing his meal, Tim also finished his warm-up punches, picked up his bag again, and kicked the unconscious Zhu Yao.
The physical fitness of this five-fire-ball little weakling is really poor, and he hasn't woken up yet.
Bai Lang also wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, feeling confused inside. This is a bad start. I came here to pick up leaks and watch the destruction of the world, not to fall in love!
It's hard to be a psychiatrist, Waaaagh does a lot of harm to people. I'm not a Gotham clown, I have to find a way to make her normal!
Or... do the opposite? Fight poison with poison and increase the intensity of treatment stimulation?
Just when he was thinking about how to deal with his relationship with Ophelia, the task panel flashed. After clicking it, he found that it was a message from the [Support and Relief Foundation].
[The coordinates of the volunteer have been locked, and the foundation has processed the initial identity for free, Fire Federation Jonin, name/codename____ (self-made)]
[The ultimate task of the newbie trial: pass the chunin assessment. You can plan 0, 1, 2, and 3-level tasks for the newbie by yourself. You can pay for paradise certification equipment or embers, and manually add branch tasks and guidance tasks for the newbie. Do not help the newbie too much.
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[New people will be released soon, countdown...]
"Huh? So this is how it's played?"
Bailang's attention was temporarily attracted by the foundation's commission. He found that apart from the fact that the newcomers' ultimate mission could not be modified, he could intervene and guide them throughout the process. He could also ask for his own money and give side tasks, which was a bit interesting.