Chapter 732 The thirty-six acrobatic Arhat array of nuclear explosion hearse drifting
After dawn, the entire Konoha City was immersed in a strange atmosphere. Sneaky passers-by hurried towards the Hokage Rock and the memorial monument square. I heard that there was a free running banquet there, and the opportunities were limited on a first-come, first-served basis.
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You got it for free, why not take advantage of it?
Today, an epic funeral destined to make a sensation in the ninja world and go down in history was held in the main square of Konoha Memorial Monument. Anyone who deserves such treatment is naturally not an unknown person.
The deceased was one of the Four Heavenly Kings of Konoha, the most loyal right-hand man of Sandaime Danzo, long-term ANBU minister, and the leader of the Hatake clan. He was given the nickname "White Album?...White Man-Slayer" Hatake Sakumo.
This feast was impromptu, without any fermentation preparation, and with only one night's notice, it gathered all the representatives of the Fire Federation's big and small ninja clans, as well as nearly 1/3 of the senior team talkers in the Paradise Alliance.
It can be said that all the talented people have come together, and the young and old have gathered together.
Of course, Sakumo Motomo does not have such a big reputation. The only person who can make half of the ninja world condescend to show their respect and smile and participate in the whole process is naturally the only one standing on the top of the tomb of this funeral - Bloody Hands Merciless Burial Mother Wave!
All the big shots came here just to confirm one thing, that is, they learned from different channels that someone wanted to high-profile eliminate the 'root-level bug-the evil in this world' that plagued the entire ninja world.
If someone uses the 'jounin level black clay' to defraud people, they will just laugh.
Contractors do not lack the ability to permanently destroy a low-level black mud, but what they lack is the ability to persevere in destroying black mud. I heard that this hot man has successfully succeeded in six games in a row. This is a terrible statistic.
It can't be done by some one-time trump card, or by overdrafting a certain big source of special moves.
Different from those small pieces of garbage that are difficult to spread as long as they are sealed. Sakumo was already a super shadow-level powerhouse during his lifetime. After his death, he was strengthened by black mud and channeled three more parts. And the leader of this funeral was even more powerful.
In order to prove our strength, we expanded the original x3 dirty earth heroic spirits to five times without overestimating our capabilities!
Shocked! Terrible! Crazy! So arrogant!
Not taking the 'Black Holy Grail' that caused the Ninja World game version to be updated means not taking our entire team of contractors seriously. Bailang's provocative behavior has achieved a publicity effect that far exceeds expectations, and has caused many people who don't know about him to
A team of contractors with business capabilities were also attracted to find out.
And Lang knew better that today was not only the battle that made him famous in the ninja world, but also the day when he became a "world-class legend 1", completely sensationalizing all the major parks, and entering the league's sight.
"Even though I, the benevolent and righteous witch doctor Lang, took the wrong path of making a name for myself by 'carrying out funerals'."
Standing on the temporarily arranged tomb stage in the main square of the Memorial Monument, Bai Lang looked at the third-level dignitaries appearing on the Huoying Rock one after another, and his thoughts surged in his heart.
It shouldn’t be! My Healing Church treats illnesses, saves people and brings them back to life, so how come it has become a funeral procession? If word spreads, who will dare to come to me for treatment in the future? Do you rely on treating illnesses and delivering coffins to attract customers? This is obviously fatal.
At this time, Fufu, who was holding a small children's suona in her hand, nervously hugged Bailang's thigh, rubbed her head like a pet cat, and looked at her father pitifully. She was deprived of her best kazoo and replaced it with a
I'm not good at suona, so I feel a little panicked.
Bai Lang smiled and touched Fu's head, and encouraged: "Don't be afraid, just listen to my command. There is [Little Genius, Big Wailing Sky] blessing you with magic, you just need to perform it normally, it is not much different from playing the kazoo.
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"Yes!" Silly Fufu nodded with a strong look on her face and promised, "I won't go on a business trip!"
"It's not wrong."
Silly Fu's eyes panicked and she quickly made amends: "Something went wrong!"
"Hey..." Bai Lang looked at the sky melancholy, feeling unspeakably melancholy.
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The time came to 8:30, and the filial son of the C funeral was in full bloom. He was dressed in sackcloth and holding an earthen pot in his hands. With a pair of dull dead fish eyes open, he stood numbly next to Bailang, like a puppet at his mercy.
Ever since he listened to Bai Lang explaining only half of the funeral process, he gradually gave up on life and thinking. It didn't matter if he broke the pot or broke the pot. As long as the fathers who had two more biological fathers could be freed from the curse of evil in this world,
He has no desires and desires.
"Akai, don't be so desperate. Believe me, you will definitely fall in love with this funeral." Bai Lang patted Fifukai's shoulder and encouraged him to cheer up.
This is my father’s funeral! How can I fall in love?
Kakashi's eyes regained some sparkle, revealing a look of disbelief. Is this person crazy?
"This is a happy funeral. I believe that if your father is really alive in heaven, he will definitely hope that his relatives and friends can be happy, right? What do you think?"
"Everything you said is correct, sir." Kakashi nodded numbly, showing no desire to talk, as long as you are happy.
Not far away, Obito, the new little loser in the Uchiha clan, who is highly concerned by many contractors, is wearing a black groomsman suit, jumping up and down with excitement, looking towards Kaka next to Bai Lang.
Xi waved hello, trying to get his attention.
Obito really believed Shiranami's lies, and came to be the best man at the funeral with a more excited mood than attending his own wedding. At this moment, he almost shouted: "Kakashi, your dad is finally getting cold, why don't you do it again?"
You don’t have to endure the mental torture, happy death anniversary!”
In Bailang's words, Senior Sakumo can finally get rid of the curse of "dirty earth and black mud", gain complete freedom, and gain great liberation. He is no longer a sad, murderous puppet whose soul is dominated.
How is this a sad funeral? It is clearly a happy day for the old man to reincarnate and become a new man!
Therefore, Lin on the side was particularly disgusted and avoided Obito. She felt that this was really shameful, but deep down in her heart, she also vaguely agreed with Shiranami's nonsense. She was a little happy for Kakashi, but also felt sorry for Uncle Sakumo.
dog brings blessing.
Rather than being controlled by the unexplainable evil of this world and turning into a black mud monster, it is better to become completely gray. The reason behind this is heartwarming.
"I heard that today you can see a funeral performance that is unique to other worlds. I'm really looking forward to it." The girl held her hands in front of her chest and looked expectantly towards the front of the memorial monument, the luxurious tomb temporarily created by using earth escape.
It was almost like a stage, and there were two big and cute powerful inflatable monsters, which gave the otherwise sad funeral a mysterious color.
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Not long after, Danzo Shimura, the Third Hokage, also appeared on top of his 'statue'. From the Hokage Rock, he looked at the messy memorial monument and the large square at the tomb. Without saying a word, he wanted to explore these contracts.
The depth of the person.
More and more people appeared near the Hokage Rock and the Memorial Monument. A large number of villagers came here with empty stomachs, looking around, looking for the location of the dining table.
The hour hand had reached 9:00. Bailang looked up and saw the bright sunshine and exclaimed: "It's such a good weather for picnics and outings! Your Majesty is in a good mood."
Kakashi's eyelids twitched, and the guilt he felt in his heart due to his father's demonic fall and wanton killing of Konoha companions disappeared instantly. Fortunately, he always wore a mask to cover his indescribably complicated face.
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Amid the noisy and powerful crowd of spectators, Bai Lang inserted the [Noble Phantasm - Soul-Suppressing Coffin] into the main position of the [Lord of Secret Treasures], and the [Rabbit Army] into the auxiliary position, opening the virtual profession of [Encoffiant]
The advanced fusion version of [Pink Funeral Song and Dance Ensemble].
The whole person's aura also changed instantly, as if there was an invisible aura centered on the 'cemetery', covering the entire commemorative monument square. Unexpectedly, he controlled something indescribable, becoming the focus of attention, attracting ignorant people.
Eat melon's attention.
At the same time, Lang's original "low charm" was also covered by this aura, making people subconsciously ignore it. Instead, he had a mysterious authority, as if he was an expert professor with an explosive aura, no matter what he did.
It is right, it is taken for granted, it is correct and just, it is difficult for people to question it, and some people are just convinced.
The basic effect of [Encourage Master] is to become the focus of the funeral, taking control of the ceremony at all times and setting the pace. As long as no one maliciously disrupts the funeral process, he will be the most handsome person at the scene.
And as the ceremony continues to advance, this general trend, like more and more dominoes, will eventually evolve into an unstoppable and irreversible torrent, condensing a huge "power of authoritative judgment of social death", and will everything lie down.
The dead ghost in front of him is sent away!
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The first program, the traditional funeral overture: [The hearse drifts!]
With the blessing of the evil spirit [Great Wailing Holding Kingdom Heaven], Bailang loaded a song called "The Shrimp Catcher", in the form of 'The Wave Mystery - IBM Spiritual Pollution - The Power of Howling', which weakened the killing effect, expanded the spread range, and resounded throughout the sky.
Immediately, a nuclear explosion little sheep battery car blessed by the evil spirit [Shirakawa. Little Genius] used [Dangerous Driving-Speed Escape], in an unmanned attitude, through the drainage channel cornering method, ejecting plasma tail flames, grazing
The afterimage of the car's debut was connected to Bailang's new treasure phantom [Soul Coffin] with a chain at the rear of the car, and drove into the main square.
In the Noble Phantasm [Soul-Suppressing Coffin], Kakashi's father, who has x5, is sealed.
If the combat power of a dirty white fang is greater than that of a kage, then Bai Lang's funeral skills shown today are equivalent to burying all five ninja villages in one go and becoming a god in one battle.
From the moment the engine of the "Nuclear Explosive Sheep" roared, the entire funeral ceremony had already begun.
At this moment, Bailang opens the curtain with the most traditional funeral project [Hearse Drifting]. For the ninja audience and even some contractors, it is full of deviant curiosity and excitement.
And the "Fast and Furious" stunts that exploded like nuclear explosions aroused the exclamations of ignorance from the ninja world. Such a petite driverless battery actually put such a big bronze coffin into
It was flying up and down again and again, which was breathtaking. I thought that the next moment I would lose control and rush out, crushing myself to death!
In less than a second, the attention of the onlookers was attracted by the drift of the 'Ghost Sheep', and Bai Lang, who controlled the process of the 'funeral', immediately noticed that the 'funeral power' in the dark began to slowly accumulate.
The length of this funeral is uncertain, and can be adjusted at any time according to his wishes. It can be lengthened or shortened. The same goes for every aspect of the funeral, which can be arranged as he wishes.
However, he cannot directly interfere with the audience's emotions. He must attract attention, gain recognition, and inspire empathy through a wonderful "funeral ceremony." Like a performer holding a conductor's baton, he must make everyone revolve around him.
If this process is done well, the 'funeral power' will increase rapidly, but if it is performed poorly, the audience will become numb, bored, and their attention will decrease, and they will also fall. The final effect of the funeral depends on Bailang's performance and the audience's recognition.
The start was perfect, Bailang didn't hesitate and went straight to the game. With a thought, he activated the [Pink Funeral Song and Dance Troupe].
The next second, 36 giant rabbits with cute and cute designs and soft pink fur appeared in the back seat of the originally driverless Drift Ghost Sheep.
They look too cute, like cartoon dolls, which stimulate the girlish hearts of many girls, young women, and aunts, causing them to scream.
Immediately, these 36 pink furry rabbits were placed on the back seat, stacked one on top of another, forming the shape of 36 little arhats. Then they 'swish, swish, swish', just like the magical Asan brother driving a motorcycle, and began to change their formations, making
There are many incredible artistic structures, a peacock in full bloom, a big cross, a spinning trapeze in the air, an inverted pyramid... and he did not forget to perform a set of Shaolin Arhat Boxing in unison with "hahahahaha".
With the support of [Rabbit King Bodhisattva], the rabbits automatically downloaded the Shaolin boxing program from the martial arts database, and rehearsed it hundreds of times in their dreams. Their movements were perfectly coordinated without any errors.
At the same time, the [God of Acrobatics] Fukimaru, who has returned to his throne, also blessed them with his [Acrobatics] priesthood. This is how the scene looks like now:
[Thirty-six Acrobatic Arhat Formation of Drifting Nuclear Explosion Hearse]
I saw the rabbits suddenly disintegrating in the air, spinning and tumbling. With the help of the huge inertia of another round of automatic nuclear explosion drift by Ghost Sheep, the trapeze artist drew a distance and accurately landed on the surface of the [Bronze Soul Coffin] that was also swinging wildly in the air.
, Chakra stepped on the tree and landed firmly on the ground, continuing to punch crazily to create a concave shape.
The dangerous acrobatic martial arts instantly caused bursts of cheers from the audience. Kakashi also stared blankly, his mind going blank.
After a long time, he looked at the immortal board being trampled by 36 rabbits who were constantly changing the 'Little Acrobatic Arhat Formation', and finally came up with an idea: "Is that... dad's coffin board?"