Chapter 739 The largest online funeral company in the ninja world has opened! X feeling...
Kirigakure, an underground training room belonging to the Anbu. The newcomers in the trial period under Bailang gathered together, exchanging the new information they had, and waiting expectantly for the arrival of the 'right master'.
Since Bailang immediately disappeared, this group of newcomers, under the secret protection of the 14th generation, has completed the novice phase tasks one after another. About 1/4 of the members have unstable minds, still cannot get rid of the mortal mentality, and cannot bear the high-pressure life of endless killing, so they choose to return
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After learning the basic information of the 'Fire Paradise', the remaining members decisively listened to Bailang's warning and chose to stay. Taking advantage of the opportunities provided by Bailang, they worked hard to earn points and complete some branch tasks to reserve embers for their future as contractors.
If you accumulate more Embers now, you will be able to start with a higher score when you return.
When Bailang arrived at this secret base, in addition to the two groups of people who left timidly and those who stayed rationally, there was also a mentally ill teenager mixed in.
Before Lang could say hello to everyone, a figure that had been unable to restrain himself for a long time flew out and blocked him at the door using the teleportation technique skillfully.
This middle school boy whose name he couldn't recall stood bravely in front of him, raising his head and looking at each other, with words written all over his face: "You're not convinced, you're not happy, you cheated on me, you broke the promise, you owe me a lifetime, it's not enough."
He looked like a victim and asked for the benefits he deserved without any sign of weakness.
Even Lang was a little surprised by that bravery that should not be afraid of power.
It's like standing in the dock of the court, but being able to be so arrogant, cry, make noises, pretend to be deaf, argue unreasonably, and finally scold the judge, drive the defense lawyer crazy, and make the audience in the auditorium so angry that they have cardiovascular and cerebrovascular explosions.
Illiterate old lady who touches porcelain.
Bailang looked dazed amidst the courageous young man's endless chatter. He vaguely recalled that the other party came to touch him as soon as he arrived. Asking for that dark energy? Cell organelles or something like that?
He didn't understand it at the time, but because he was inexperienced in leading newcomers for the first time, he casually appeased the other party and unified the team. Afterwards, the young man chirped and touched the porcelain many times, looking at the '' embroidered on the other's chest.
Mental hospital' writing, he chose tolerance.
Newcomers, after being trained, can earn capitation fees. Why not just say a few nonsense words and kill them randomly? Even if they are left to fend for themselves, their performance evaluation will be reduced, so they choose to ignore them.
If the young man just wants to buy a set of top-level enhancements for free without giving him any money, he, Sheng Shenglang, is not an unkind person. After all, the white turbid dragon and waist that he met by chance were both transformed by him, and the enhancements are colorful and exciting. It is not that they cannot be given away.
He is a creation.
However, there is a bolt in this gangster's head, and he insists on the enhancement that he has not remembered until now, leaving no room for maneuver, which puts Lang in a very difficult position.
Now, he was once again blocked at the door by this bully, unable to get off the stage amid a crowd of newcomers who were watching in fear.
"What's wrong? Captain, you have breached your contract several times. Are your promises worthless? Where is your reputation as a person? Where is your dignity as a strong man?"
"Oh, you said that, I'm not happy!" Bailang came back to his senses, looked at the fool in front of him unhappily, and retorted, "Where did I say I won't honor it? I'll do it for you this time! Satisfied
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"real!"
The young boy's eyes lit up, and all his complaints immediately disappeared. As if nothing happened before, he immediately became well-behaved.
Lang sighed in his heart, he was really a 'mental patient', he wasn't even very angry.
He really couldn't stand up to a lunatic: "I remember I promised that when you complete the trial task, I will help you strengthen that so-and-so. As promised, I will fulfill that so-and-so today."
The tough boy was stunned when he heard this, his face turned ugly, and he asked grimly: "You can't remember my full name, how do you respect me? I feel perfunctory, can you really do it?"
"Shut up, I just say yes. You have everything in your dream, everything can come true. What are you waiting for? Close your eyes and I will help you practice!"
Bai Lang didn't want to waste any words, and slapped out a palm, and the immortal touched his head, covering the young man Tian Ling with a red face who was arguing for him. Then he transferred the energy and shock, using the technique of beating a cow across the mountain, penetrating the skull, and applied it precisely on
On the prefrontal lobe.
With a shake of the palm, Qi and blood burst out and then converged in an instant, silently crushing the frontal lobe into scattered tofu brains.
The next moment, with a thought in his mind, two pink furry rabbits in the shape of oversized dolls appeared in an instant and held up the unconscious young boy who fell backwards.
Lang ordered: "Send him to the lotus pond for a good recuperation. Seeing that he works hard and creates a lot of income for me, I will arrange an independent 'dream space' for him, and be a neighbor of Bai Zhuo, and then give him a 'world modification'
With the authority of the device, let him experience the creator mode in his dream and strengthen that thing."
Arrange for a young man who is full of romantic daydreaming to attain enlightenment in his dream, and fulfill his promise perfectly. In the dream, everything is really there.
After dealing with the annoying gangster, Lang once again looked at the newcomer who had not left: "I, Bai Lang, will do what I say. Since I have promised, I will help him achieve his dream, and even achieve higher. You said
Isn’t that right?”
A familiar show of strength. After two months of hard work, their hands were stained with blood and they mastered their own skills, the newcomers became confident and high-spirited, and became well-behaved again.
They recalled a lot, and the atmosphere at the scene was full of unity, harmony and friendliness.
After several rounds of questioning, Bailang learned that the driver duo had formed an alliance with Auntie, who was deeply affected by Bai Zhuo's feelings, and formed the 'Ferocious Steel Fist Style Hunting Combination'. All three of them chose the 'Kirigakure Ninja Style' route that favored physical arts.
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Especially the old aunt who was defrauded of money by Mr. Bai Zhuo and had a bad temperament. After the love tragedy, her mentality changed and she vowed to kill all the unfaithful people in the world. She chose to use two imitation versions of the 'Explosive Knife-Floating (Tomahawk Form)'.
She transforms into a dual-wielding heavy-axe woman with both hands to fight wildly. At the same time, she strengthens the 'Fish Vein Warlock's Curse Seal Mode' and develops into the 'Second Stage - Deep Diver Form', which makes her violent and violent even more bloody and brutal than a tank charge.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! This group is the most desperate and has the strongest combat power. They have been officially absorbed by the "Kirigakure Village" and are the real Kirigakure special jounin. Theoretically, they are among the newcomers.
It's best, but Bailang doesn't care.
In addition to this group, the three heroes who died suddenly did not leave. However, their bodies were weak and their courage was worn out by life. They were three highly conscious salted fish. They clearly saw the pros and cons and chose to stay, but they did not dare to fight and had no choice but to
Do some low-level tasks and plan to finish them off until the end.
As for the girls, except for the most eye-catching 'crazy old aunt', the two girls who work in the medical field chose to leave. On the contrary, the stewardess team and the model team stayed.
In addition, there are a few inconspicuous newcomers who also stay in Kirigakure and hang out in a low-key life. Anyway, they are protected by ANBU, and they will not die unless they seek death, so they kill as many monsters as possible.
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After learning about the current situation of this group of losers, there are no surprises, so the 'crazy old aunt' is a bit interesting.
As long as you keep this mentality, you will definitely be able to fight your way through the first-level circle and achieve great achievements in the future. You may even transform into the 'Paradise Rich Woman' and the 'White Dragon' to renew their relationship and stage a happy ball battle.
Sharingan.
Bailang took the lead in interviewing the three heroes who died suddenly and took them to an office next door for a heart-to-heart talk.
"The world is on the verge of destruction and the environment is getting more and more dangerous. Why haven't you three returned yet?"
"To be honest with the captain, we learned the details of the park from other teams. The first trial mission determines the beginning of the contractors. This opportunity is rare, and we want to get more."
Lang nodded: "The choice is wise, but the external environment has seriously deteriorated and you are no longer allowed to continue your activities. With your current strength, if you continue to stay, 70% of you may die miserably. These aborigines can no longer protect you."
Hearing Bai Lang's words, the three programmer brothers looked a little ugly. They knew their own affairs, and without Bai Lang's protection, they would not be able to survive the trial mission. If they did not save enough money this time, the difficulty of the next mission would inevitably soar, and they would die tragically.
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Lang: "If you are still willing to gain points, I can give you a way. It is safer, there is no risk of going out, and the benefits are higher."
The leader of the three heroes who died suddenly spoke first and said respectfully: "Captain, please enlighten me!" The other two heroes also fell down and begged.
Bailang: "I remember you are all programmers? But you have been fighting in the ninja world for two months. Do you still remember how to program?"
Hearing this question, the three heroes were confused, but the sudden death brother still mustered up the courage and replied: "We died suddenly due to overtime work. Although we relived our lives and became ninjas, our programming ability has long been engraved in our DNA and cannot be erased."
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The second brother who died suddenly also stood up with his chest proudly and asked: "What is the captain's order? But the three of us are required to program? But the technology of this world is backward. Even if you have a laptop and a stable power supply, it is still of no value to this world.
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The third brother who died suddenly also nodded and continued: "Only when a complete modern electronic industry system is established, the Internet is available, and the 'program should' have a wide market, programming can exert its power. Although there are large computers in the ninja world, they do not have the corresponding conditions.
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Bailang showed a satisfied expression, and then retorted: "You have summarized it well, but the understanding is not enough, and the pattern is still small! As we all know, my profession of 'blasphemy priest' is extraordinary..."
Bailang became addicted to drama, and never forgot "An Actor's Self-cultivation". He put himself into the perspective of a "blasphemous priest-tool man" and introduced his boss's project "Dream Network" to the other party.
And to the three heroes who died suddenly, Amway said: "I recommend a great god to you. The business skills you have mastered are enough to obtain the favor of God and achieve better results in this world."
After some persuasion, he introduced the three programmer brothers to the 'Lord of Dreams - Jidu' as an introducer.
He did this when the 'Dream Network' took shape and continued to expand. After discovering that the huge computing power was constantly overflowing and being wasted, he suddenly remembered that the [digitalization] priesthood controlled by Jidu could serve as a link between the 'Dream' and the 'Data Network'.
'Really connected.
Therefore, the Healing God System can completely develop the "Three Masters of Sudden Death" into "clergy", grant them "sacrifice" treatment, and give them [digitized] magical skills, perform "dream programming" for the main god, give full play to the true qualities of coders, and optimize
Transforming the Dream Network.
Bailang has been using the [Demon God Pillar] as a server. Jidu and other evil spirits have also partitioned the 'Demon God Pillar' and each built their own 'disk (territory)'.
However, this level of 'digitization' has nothing to do with real 'data'. It is purely based on Bailang's subjective imagination and the insistence of the [digitization] priesthood in Jidu.
There is no one in the whole family who is truly proficient in this area. They lack professional knowledge and use the simplest 'power of faith' to forcefully complete the 'black box calculation'. As a result, the huge computing power and potential of [Demon God Pillar] is wasted, and it exceeds the limit every day.
Load operation.
This time, the "Three Masters of Sudden Death" were introduced to join the "Healing God System", programming on behalf of the main god, improving the "Dream Network", truly introducing the correct algorithm for the [digitalized] priesthood, filling the gaps in the 'black box', and greatly optimizing the [Demon God Pillar]
】Save more computing power, resources, and space.
Logically speaking, talents like the "Three Heroes of Sudden Death" should enter the "Coder Space" after their death. Who knows what went wrong and they were captured by the "Passing Fire Paradise".
This kind of code talent can only survive if they go to the "Coder Space", but they will die in the cemetery. Fortunately, they are lucky enough to meet themselves. Not only do they not have to die, but they also have professional counterparts who can awaken the soul of a coder sleeping in their DNA.
, shine and heat again.
After hearing this, the Three Heroes of Sudden Death not only did not resist at all, but instead regained some familiar feeling. The strange environment of the ninja world and the precarious life of killing made him feel out of place and full of confusion and fear about the future.
But at this moment, after receiving the blessing (dream programming) from the 'mysterious god', they felt that they were really alive.
After dealing with the three heroes who died suddenly, Bailang successively interviewed the model team and the stewardess team, and had a lot of serious talks. Finally, they all joined the "Healing God System", obtained the position of clergy, and found a new job in the "Dream Network".
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Not long after the interview ended, a piece of breaking news quickly shocked the entire ninja world.
A professional funeral company was suddenly established to deal with the 'Black Holy Grail-Dirty Earth Disaster'. In conjunction with the mysterious expansion of the '5G Nightmare Network', a brand new [online funeral service] was launched!
Completely breaking the situation in the Ninja world where only Shironami provides cheap funeral services.
"Shocked! The largest online funeral company in the ninja world has opened! The customer service of the sexy soft girl is super online, the second one is half price, everyone who has used it said it is good!"
"A family should be neat and tidy. The whole family is buried together. The group purchase price is amazing, only XXXX!"
Image spokesperson Kakashi: "My father passed away peacefully."
"The big stage of the ninja world, dead father, you are coming."
Once this service was launched, it instantly became popular in half of the ninja world. Wherever the 'Dream Network' signal is covered, you only need to make an online reservation for 'Online Funeral', and you can remotely load Bailang's [Encoffiant] career template through the customer service lady Fool
With online guidance, you can deal with the black mud whose strength is not higher than the shadow level.
As for the more advanced black mud, you can get a more professional ‘online funeral service’ by just paying extra.