His shiny bald head shines brightly even under the sun.
Moreover, being watched by so many girls made Emperor Yan, who was single himself, even nervous for a while.
Except for the initial group members, the rest of the group had never seen Emperor Yan.
"Why are you standing here stupidly?"
Doubts sounded.
I saw an elegant water dog walking slowly out of the dark space passage with cat steps.
It's Suicune.
It mocks Emperor Yan every day.
"Ah."
The silent Emperor Yan suddenly sneered.
With his hands behind his back, he looked down at the Liyue Port and said in a deep voice: "Flying is the highest state of freedom."
Shuijun: "..."
Are you trying to show off to me?
"Then you fly away."
I adhere to the principle that I can only pretend, and no one else can pretend to be me.
Suicune came sideways behind Entei, raised his hind hoof, and kicked Entei on the butt!
Um?
Before Emperor Yan could react, he was kicked off the fence.
With a "bang" sound, the whole thing fell to the ground.
Fortunately, it's only a second floor.
Apart from breaking a dog and eating its shit, nothing much happened.
But this also gave tourists passing by a headache.
"Who is this?"
"I don't know, it looks a bit sinister."
"Could he be the one who fools many people?"
"It could also be a treasure-stealing group. Anyway, don't get close."
"..."
Listening to the sparse sounds around him, Emperor Yan blushed.
Shame!
Naked shame!
He shouted angrily: "Suicune!"
"Please call me Lord Yubei Chengfeng."
Suicune stepped on the void and appeared with the rainbow clouds.
"Immortal! It's an immortal!"
"Daughter-in-law, come out quickly and see the immortal!"
People were excited.
Emperor Yan: "..."
Listening to the sounds around him, he felt bad.
tmd
Discrimination
Isn’t that speciesism?
When did a dog become worthy of being a fairy?
"We can't stay in this place."
Ling Xuan said as he saw more and more people gathering.
"It's almost noon, how about going to New Moon Pavilion with me?" Zhongli suggested.
"I'm OK."
"Is it a place to eat?"
Xiao Qiong, who was held in Ling Xuan's arms, asked.
"I just know how to eat."
Ling Xuan gave her a headache.
"People live just to make a living, don't you think so, Sister Kiana?" Xiao Qiong said.
"That's right!"
Kiana echoed loudly.
Ling Xuan laughed out loud.
These two children.
…
"There are a lot of people gathered there. Is there anything interesting going on?"
A white creature floating in the air saw the movement in the teahouse on the rock and shouted to the golden figure beside it.
Blonde girl: "..."
She didn't speak, she just stepped forward silently.
The little floating object felt something and quickly followed.
at the same time
"There are more and more people, so we have to leave quickly."
"Brother Ling, have you seen that building?"
"We can go there first."
"No, I know the location of Xinyuexuan."
"Um?"
Zhongli was confused.
What responded to him was Ling Xuan's mysterious smile.
In his previous life, he had been to Xinyue Xuan many times when he was doing errands, and his familiarity with it was no worse than Zhong Li's.
"Let's go."
Snapped!
The snap of fingers fell
The golden imaginary space enveloped everyone.
As the light flashed, Ling Xuan and others disappeared.
"It's a true immortal!"
"What a pity. I almost got to see what an immortal looks like."
"I took a photo with a video camera, do you want to come and see it?"
"Really? Come on, hurry up."
The man turned on the video camera
However, he was surprised to find that the films he had just taken were all blank.
"That was Zhongli just now, right?"
Paimon and Ying, who came over, vaguely saw the familiar figure in the teahouse on the rocks.
"Has his identity as emperor been discovered?" Paimon asked doubtfully.
"Um?"
The adventurers passing by were slightly surprised when they heard Paimon's words.
Emperor? What emperor?
Ying's expression changed, and he quickly covered Paimon's mouth and left here quickly.
Crescent House
This is one of the famous hotels in Liyue.
The cheapest dish costs thousands of moras.
"Zhong, Mr. Zhongli?"
He Li, the waiter of Xinyuexuan, showed surprise when he saw Zhongli.
He couldn't help but rub his eyes.
Why did so many people come suddenly?
"Are all the dishes we ordered ready?" Liuyun said coldly.
"It's ready." He Li nodded quickly.
Zhongli nodded and greeted everyone to the private room on the second floor.
"Aren't you going to Wanming Hall?"
"I made an appointment at Wanming Hall for the evening." Zhongli answered Mavis softly.
click
At this time
the door opens
Two figures, one large and one small, were revealed.
One of the white figures floating in the air said excitedly after seeing Zhongli: "It is indeed Zhongli!"
"It's you, how did you know I was here?" Zhongli asked doubtfully.
"We followed your elemental trajectory." Paimon looked proud.
It's like she found it.
Ling Xuan's eyes focused on the golden figure next to the white floating object.
His eyes lit up and he walked over: "This must be the famous traveler. I have admired him for a long time."
"Hmph, my wife is the best."
Paimon crossed her arms, as if Ling Xuan was praising her.
Ling Xuan looked at Paimon and asked curiously: "Are you the legendary Mouth of God?"
"The Mouth of God? What is it?"
Paimon asked doubtfully.
Ling Xuan smiled slightly: "As we all know, the Eye of God is an external magic organ, so the Mouth of God is an external vocal organ."
"I heard that the traveler herself doesn't like to talk much, so you who talk a lot must be her God's Mouth, right?"
Zhongli looked thoughtful.
It seems...that is indeed the case.
"..."
Yingxiao opened his mouth slightly.
Paimon also reacted and stamped his feet in the void in anger: "It sounds so ugly, even worse than emergency food! I'm not a mouthful! I'm emergency food!"
"So it's emergency food? Can we get extra food?" Ling Xuan looked at Ying.
Ying nodded and said, "Whatever."
"Hey, why are you here too!"
Paimon looked at Fing in disbelief.
Everyone else couldn't help but laugh.
This new little guy is so cute.
"Damn it, I just fainted from anger. I am Paimon, not some mouth and emergency food!"
"Yeah."
Ling Xuan put his hand on Paimon's head and stroked it gently.
"Do not touch me!"
After regaining consciousness, Paimeng quickly dodged Ling Xuan's hand.
He Li stood in the middle and felt awkward.
"Since we're here, let's eat together."
Ling Xuan smiled.
"Eat? What to eat?"
Hearing something delicious, Paimon flew out from behind the screen again.
fluorescent:"……"
He gave Paimon a contemptuous look.
It seems to be saying: You are too immoral.
"Well, you have to ask the person who is treating you today." Ling Xuan looked at Zhongli.
"Zhongli's treat? Well, don't blame me for not reminding you. It's okay to expect Zhongli to call people. If you pay..."
Paimeng was about to speak but stopped.
She looked at Ling Xuan's expression and became sympathetic.
"Zhongli, your character seems to have been questioned." Ling Xuan joked.
Zhong Li chuckled softly: "Don't worry, everyone, this time I specially made an advance payment of three months' salary with the hall master, so there will be no shortage of money."
"I remember that a dish at Xinyuexuan costs several thousand molas. Is your salary so high, Zhongli?"
As we all know, the salaries in places like Shengshengtang are very high.
After all, no one wants to do it.
"No, no, that's not the point."
"Zhongli, you actually know how to bring money?!" Paimeng looked shocked.
Ying also showed a look of astonishment.
It seems like the world will end in the next second.
